Chapter 35.37 Tease
When Yan Yun was woken up by his younger brother, his mind was still like a lump of paste, but his body seemed to have stretched a lot, as if he had done some exercises to move his muscles and bones in his sleep. However, when he completely understood what was slimy and uncomfortable in the crotch of his pajama pants and pressed his underwear against his little little cloud, Yan Yun immediately looked like a wrinkled-skinned monkey who had just been born, his cheeks burned red, and he couldn't wait to get into the quilt and continue sleeping......
"Well, Yan Yu, you go to the restaurant to set the plate first, I'll come to eat later."
Yan Yun, who noticed that this situation was not good, decided to turn aside the younger brother in front of him who had been staring at him for the sake of the dignity of his elders. Who knows, Yan Yu also happened to be very patient and did not let him go.
"Brother, you better get up quickly, the dishes are cold." After that, Yan Yu was ready to lift the quilt and pull out a certain red fluttering turtle with a shrunken head.
"Ahh!!h Don't lift my bed!! ”
Like a fried hedgehog, Yan Yun glanced at Yan Yu fiercely! The stinky boy of the bastard, why can't he read the eyes of the eldest brother!! My current situation is very inconvenient, inconvenient!!
Yan Yu smiled secretly in his heart, on the surface, he was still indifferent, and his sexy and good-looking thin lips were raised, "Could it be that my brother didn't sleep naked with his lower body?" It seems that the atmosphere abroad is really unrestrained and unrestrained, and even my brother has been taken badly......"
"Only, only not!! Wow, ahh!!h You kid is cheating!! ”
Yan Yun hurriedly wanted to press down on the quilt that was lifted by Yan Yu, but he didn't know that his two hands were not as strong as Brother Xiong's, and the quilt was lifted lightly to the side!!
If you can't make a plan, you can regenerate it!! Yan Yun also took advantage of this time to rush to the toilet with his pajama pants, and before he got out of bed and ran two steps, he found that the bastard brother was pulling the strap of his pajama pants and didn't let go...... Curiosity is so heavy that it kills people, don't you know it, stinky boy?!! Believe it or not, I'm going to kill your kid in minutes!! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
However, in this situation, even if Yan Yun really wanted to kick his younger brother bear to the ground and strangle this bastard to death, he couldn't hide his embarrassing scene now.
- The crotch and the front of his pajama pants were also slightly wet, and the suspicious water stains couldn't be explained no matter how he explained them!!
QAQ really wanted to shit, Yan Yun silently covered the water stains of his younger brother's pajama pants that he had looked up and down many times, ahhhhh It seems that the reason for not venting for a long time is that this time the amount is very large, otherwise the liquid would not have seeped out of the underwear and soaked in the pajama pants outside......
Is it time to find a girlfriend who is considerate of yourself and does river crab sports together?! Yan Yun automatically ignored the familiar figure he saw in his dream, and decided that even if he was given a good reputation as "grass powder", he was ready to find a girlfriend in the near future!!
The lower half of his body is now wet and sticky and uncomfortable, and he was caught by his domineering brother with such a stinky word, what should he do if he has nothing to love, and now this situation is that he commits suicide after killing Brother Xiong or directly strangles Brother Xiong and does not go out for the rest of his life?!!!! Why is life so hard?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Yan Yu stretched out his hands that were in the way and looked at the water stains left by him, his always cold face melted like snow, and there was something in his eyes that Yan Yun couldn't see clearly.
"Hold back, hold back!! It's not like you're still a child, don't be like a curious baby!! Yan Yun angrily took back the elastic strap of his pajama pants, and after speaking, he sprinted to the toilet for a hundred meters.
"It's just an ordinary dream, it's just a legacy, my brother is so shy, I thought my brother liked the hobby of being naked and sleeping."
"Love a fart!!"
Yan Yun, who slammed the toilet door in anger, couldn't be better, who the hell likes to be naked and sleep?!! He is so pure, so disciplined, he is simply a good brother who is an exemplary model!! How can there be such a weird hobby?!! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
After cleaning up all the incriminating evidence and cleaning his body, Yan Yun saw that there seemed to be a few more red marks on his waist and abdomen, but they were too faint and not very like imprints. Could it be that he accidentally left it when he was comforting himself?? Yan Yun, who didn't care much about this matter, found out when he wiped his body clean, →_→ he forgot to bring clean pajamas, and secretly opened a little crack in the door, and the younger brother Xiong was not there, so he quickly opened the wardrobe and changed into another set of home clothes, which were pajamas specially made by his lovely fans for him to print the characters belonging to his Q version.
Yan Yun, who had slept and had a croaking stomach, also became thicker, and vigorously sandwiched the dishes in front of him full of his favorites. His heart is warm, he still knows what is in his refrigerator, it seems that his younger brother went downstairs to the supermarket to buy ingredients in order to cook for him!! Brother Saigao!! If you forget the stinky appearance you just had, it would be nice if you always warmed your baby's younger brother like this, ......
Yan Yun, who swallowed a large mouthful of fish balls, raised it up and saw his younger brother move his chopsticks elegantly and restrainedly, looking at him with a smile in his eyes, which made him, a person who had been eating fast food abroad for a long time and had not lit up the skills of a small master (chef), a little embarrassed.
Giving his favorite sweet and sour pork ribs in his bowl to his younger brother, Yan Yun tried to bribe and bribe, "Ahem, Yan Yu didn't see that incident just now, you kid didn't see it, you know??" ”
"A piece of sweet and sour pork ribs is not enough for hush money, brother." Yan Yu propped up his jaw, and when he squinted his eyes, he looked like an old landlord who was scheming and peeling, staring at Yan Yun, who had been cheated countless times, and his back was numb.
“………… What conditions? Let's talk about it first, I was deducted from my salary by you at the beginning of the month, but I don't have any money! ”
"I asked my brother to feed me, so I agreed."
Tsk, →_→ Yan Yun's disgusted eyes are about to materialize. This reminded him of the stupid dog he had made on the Internet, and he wanted to go to Zhongzhong.com to make a post. The name is just-called-pick my domineering president brother who loves to be coquettish and clinging to himself. When I think about it, I think it's quite interesting.
Controlled by others, Yan Yun still got up with red ears and fed his tyrant brother. However, he is an elder, and the prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, and for the sake of the face of Brother Xiong who has made so many delicious things for himself, hmph, he will reluctantly forgive him. However, my brother's future girlfriend is really happy, and I have such a tyrant brother who can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen as my husband, hey, I really feel a little reluctant to think about myself as an older brother......
"Huh? Have you changed your clothes?? ”
After a long time, Yan Yun finally saw that the suit on his younger brother was not the one he wore today, the color of the shirt was slightly different, and the style of the cuffs was also different.
"It seems that the neckline was rubbed with lipstick marks when I was in the subway, and I just asked Uncle Chen to help me clean it up."
Yan Yun recalled the memories of squeezing the subway in the afternoon, and couldn't help but shake his head, well, he also felt a little sympathy for his sullen and cold brother. It seems that both of them were ravaged and ravaged by the subway during the rush hour! (Big mistake!) )
Yan Yun, who was forced by his younger brother to go for a walk in the community after eating, felt that his younger brother's posture was like walking a dog, and he couldn't help but think of the mad dog and the dragon on the Internet. →_ → hummed, and I didn't know if the dragon who only loved money was crazy or changed, so he actually took his trumpet of Yunxin Jueyin and borrowed it, saying that it was to see if he was talking ill of him behind his back?!!!
Ha?!! Is he the kind of villain who says bad things about others behind his back?!! The answer is yes!!
- Of course!! He doesn't have the heart to say bad things about others, but the spicy chicken dragon must be buried well!!
On the other side, the people who were extremely buried were playing with their mobile phones back and forth in the empty dormitory. Wei Yanjing stared at the orange street lamp outside the window and fell into deep thought, as if since he met Gu Jie, a lot of interesting things had happened around him.
I don't know how many times I looked at the chat records between Yun Jue and the senior, every time I watched such a stupid conversation, I couldn't help but feel that the senior's cold face was slowly crumbling, and I somehow felt that the senior who was several years older than me was stupid and cute......
In particular—
Wei Yanjing looked down at the dialog box that suddenly popped up on the screen of his mobile phone just now, and a large number of words and pictures were cautiously as if he had infinite hope. Wei Yanjing even felt that the other party was really like a poor stupid dog, lying on the ground, drooping his ears, and his watery eyes were pleading with him......
Mad Dog under the Great Throne of the Crow God: Administrator Cloud Heart, is the result out? It's been a day since the QAQ, and I'm very generous now!! After all, I am the only one who enters the palace for the second time...... But、But,I really like the raven god!! This is a little poem that I wrote and hand-picked for the great god of the crow, and secretly told you that you were killed by me; This is the first signed art book of the Crow God.,I really guarded the computer and grabbed ten copies!! And also......
Mad Dog under the Throne of the Great Crow God: Big, big deal, I have greatly promoted Yun Jue to special attention, and I will support Yun Jue a lot in the future!! QAQ really please......
Poof-
What should I do, seeing such a senior chatting abnormally on the Internet, Wei Yanjing's blood didn't know that something was surging fiercely. Looking at the poor mad dog senior who kept brushing and being pulled closer to the small black room, Wei Yanjing lightly tapped the Shibata dog head with his fingertips, what should I do, he seems to continue to tease such a cute and chatty senior like this......
The pair of hands that are exactly as good-looking as in Yun Jue's Weibo explosion photos seem to be typing with some soft and brisk tune. Wei Yanjing's eyes were golden like dragons, and the pupils of his eyes flashed golden under the orange street lamp......
Lying uneasily in the quilt, Gu Fu was staring at the screen stupidly, always ready to accept the gospel from heaven, whether it was good or bad. Unexpectedly, the cloud heart administrator, who had been ignoring his conversation, actually replied to himself!!! But what the hell is this sentence?!!! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Yun Xin Jueyin: The crow said that he understands the situation, but he is familiar with the philosophical texts, in order to better solve and deal with the bad effects of the sexual transformation of the yellow text you wrote. Please be patient for a few more days, mad dog, (laughs):-D
Mad Dog under the Great Throne of the Raven: ..................
Ahh!!h What to do?!!! QAQ: He's more generous!!
Zhao Yunxi, who was reading a book on the side, looked at the bulging quilt next to him hitting the head of the bed "bang", and shook his head helplessly. It seems that today's Grandie has also been blacked out by his great god......