Chapter 58: Jokes
Why did my sister-in-law come here?
What is my sister-in-law doing here?
How can a sister-in-law come to such a place?
Sister-in-law is a god in the sky! How can you get dirt in such a place?
Yu Wenrui was dumbfounded, his brain was buzzing, and he didn't know whether to worry about his "safety" or to feel wronged for his sister-in-law.
In the huge hall, the noisy noise and crowded crowds of people all turned into chaos, and it seemed that only Jing Yan, who was sitting upright, and Yu Wenrui, who was watching her from afar, were left in the world.
Yu Wenrui stood stunned, she wanted to see even a trace of expression on Jing Yan's face that could probe what she was thinking; However, Jing Yan didn't give her a chance, and she always had a side face and an expressionless side face in front of her.
Yu Wenrui intuitively felt that his sister-in-law was not just angry.
If you are just angry, you can catch yourself and go back to the palace to "teach a lesson", why do you have to risk yourself to this kind of place? Did the guards bring enough? Will it be dangerous? Have you ever drunk tea here? Ate the snacks here? Will it be unsuitable for the spleen and stomach?
She was so cranky that she forgot that her identity was more noble, and she slipped out of the palace without even taking half of the guards.
Yu Wenrui followed Jing Yan's gaze - it was the direction where Mu Yihan was standing on the flower platform.
Tut! Sister-in-law wouldn't be here for Miss Mu, right?
Hiss! Sister-in-law doesn't think that I love beauty and don't love the country, so I can sneak out of the palace for the sake of an Oiran lady, right?
Who said that a female emperor can't love a female beauty? My sister-in-law said it herself, and women can love women!
Sister-in-law won't be bad for Miss Mu, right? She has always loved me, but she only punishes me, and cannot really treat me as such; Miss Kemu......
Yu Wenrui's body shook: How innocent is Miss Mu? She's so pitiful......
However, how did my sister-in-law know about Miss Mu?
Although Yu Wenrui is playful, he is very smart. With a slight turn of her mind, she figured out the joints, and then gritted her teeth and stared at Shen Quan hatefully.
How could Shen Quan not be able to read her eyes? The corners of his mouth drooped, his knees weakened, and he was about to kneel.
"Master! Slaves can't either! Mrs. Tai, she is really for your good...... Master......"
Yu Wenrui kicked him lightly on his calf, glanced at him, and shouted in a low voice: "Everyone is watching, don't embarrass you!" I'll clean you up when I get home! ”
How do you pack up the slaves when you go back? The slave is splint! I can't mess with anyone...... Shen Quan was aggrieved.
Yu Wenrui didn't have time to deal with his stomach full of grievances, once she realized that her sister-in-law might be unfavorable to Mu Yihan, a picture of her sister-in-law offering the highest price for Miss Mu to accompany her in her little head came out, and in the small black room, Miss Mu was beaten by the guards and her nose was blue and her face was swollen, and her life was worse than death.
She couldn't help but snort, didn't have time to think about it, and asked Shen Quan in a hurry: "Do we still have money?" ”
Shen Quan's handsome face wrinkled even more ruthlessly: "Master, let's just have three silver tickets, two thousand taels and one one, three thousand taels and one ...... of five thousand taels."
"Idiot! Idiot! Why not bring more? Yu Wenrui scolded him indignantly.
Shen Quan pursed his lips and said in his heart: What about you being a money village in your palace? How much money do you want to have? Why don't you ask, "Why not eat minced meat"? Phew! The slave didn't scold you for being a mentally handicapped emperor!
Yu Wenrui scratched his head: "How much did He Chong just say?" Ten thousand and one hundred taels? ”
"Yes." Shen Quan agreed.
"Flip over, flip again!" Yu Wenrui tugged at his cuffs, shaking and shaking, "Just one or two more than them, and we'll win!" ”
Shen Quan pouted silently in his heart and disagreed: Ancestor, if you really become the master of the Queen Mother, will you win? This clearly shows that people have already seen your details, not to mention that there is no extra money on the slave maid, that is, there is, do you believe that the slave and maid shouted out 10,100 taels, how can Lao Yi shout 10,100 taels? Believe it or not?
He slandered in his heart, but on the surface, he honestly took out all the pockets on his body and showed it to Yu Wenrui, "Master, except for those three silver tickets, it's just a few taels......"
Yu Wenrui stared at the pitiful few broken silver grains on the table, as well as three copper coins, and his face also collapsed.
Over there, the bustard mother stood on the flower platform, still waiting for Yu Wenrui to shout a high price here. Who would have thought that in the end, this young master was silent.
Bustard|Mother is so angry in her heart! glared at her hatefully, that means: I have been waiting for this long time in vain, mother!
At this point, she saluted in the direction where Jing Yan was sitting, and said with a smile: "This master is so generous!" Good looks! Our Yihan girl is blessed! ”
Jing Yan was silent from beginning to end, like a crystal clear jade carving.
The bustard's mother voice fell, but she saw He Chong, who was standing beside Jing Yan, raise her arm and said, "Wait!" I have a few more words to say! ”
"This master, please!" The bustard mother said with a smile. She saw He Chong standing respectfully beside the "big gold lord", and he was shouting for the "big gold lord" before, guessing that this must be a personal servant, and she couldn't be offended.
He Chong walked past everyone, walked to Yu Wenrui's table, and gave a deep salute with his fists.
Including the bustard's mother, all the spectators were confused: Didn't these two families fight back in order to rob Miss Mu before? Why does this look like it's about to talk about joy?
I only heard He Chong say respectfully: "Son, the villain is polite!" ”
How did Yu Wenrui think that he would suddenly come to such a hand? In a daze, thinking of the troubled matter of "one hundred taels suffocating the emperor of the Great Zhou", and then glimpsed the broken silver on the table that had not been cleaned up, Bai Yuxiao's face turned red.
He Chong looked at it in his eyes and secretly laughed. He held back a smile, then lowered his voice and said respectfully: "Madam said, please 'do it yourself'." ”
"Huh?" Yu Wenrui's eyes widened and he looked at He Chong in puzzlement.
What does it mean to be "self-sufficient"?
He Chong had already raised his hand to summon the bustard's mother, and took out a stack of silver tickets from his arms: "Mom, but this number?" ”
When the bustard mother saw the silver ticket, her eyes lit up, she took it with a smile, and nodded hurriedly, but said, "Oh, my lord! Where is this in a hurry? This is a place for fun, and we are not the money Zhuangzi pawnshop, so we have to wait to see the cash immediately? ”
He Chong smiled and didn't say anything.
Seeing that the bustard's mother happily put a stack of silver tickets into her arms, He Chong said: "My master has heard of this son's name for a long time, how can he bear to snatch love with a knife?" Yes, today is just a joke with Childe, and please don't mind. ”
When the bustard mother heard this, her eyes widened: Good girl! More than 10,000 taels of silver just for a joke? How big is that? How big is a family business to afford?
Her eyes turned to the back of Jing Yan, who had already turned around and led people away, and then turned her face back to look at Yu Wenrui, and suddenly realized: Look at these two masters, look at the figure, they are a little fat, and they are all so good-looking, eighty percent is "that kind of relationship"! Love and kill each other or something, the old lady has seen a lot! Ouch, alas! Such good-looking gentlemen love them, but teach us women how to live!
Regardless of the bustard's mother's inner drama, and no matter how He Chong finished his explanation and followed Jing Yan, just said Yu Wenrui.
She was confused by the bustard's mother pulling her sleeves, and in her ears was the noise of the bustard's mother chirping, as well as the envy of the spectators.
"How big a pie is this from the sky? Throw it on the head! If you don't spend a big child, you can get a beauty, tsk......"
"Not really! Look, this little boy is all smashed stupid! ”
"Hey, hey, like a fool, I don't know if I can do that when I get to Miss Mu's room in a while, I can still do it......"
Yu Wenrui finally came to his senses and glared at him: You are a fool!
The man was swept away by her awe-inspiring gaze, and he couldn't help but shrink his neck, and he didn't dare to make a sound-the king of a country is also a little mighty anyway.
Tearing up to the outside of Mu Yihan's room upstairs, Yu Wenrui's mind was still spinning what the person said before, "Can that thing still work?"
Seeing that she had a pair of beautiful big eyes staring at her, she was ashamed for no reason: "Oops! Son, what are you staring at the slave family like this? ”
Yu Wenrui shook it, quickly removed his gaze from her fat face, coughed lightly, glanced at Shen Quan, who was not worried about keeping up, and suddenly had a cunning thought in his heart: "In addition to Miss Mu here, do you have any other lovely girls here?" ”
The bustard's mother was stunned for a moment, and thoughts such as "double flying" and "three flying" immediately popped up in her impure head.
"Childe is going to ......"
Yu Wenrui broke away from the sleeve of his shirt that was pulled by her, and pointed at Shen Quan: "My brother, who is usually used to being restrained in the house, bothers you to find two lovely girls to accompany him." ”
The bustard's mother smiled when she heard this, and promised one after another: "Don't worry, son!" There is nothing else in our Qinfang Pavilion, just a lot of gentle and caring girls! Keep it for this little brother to accompany you! ”
She knew that this little boy was generous, and he could pay 10,000 taels for Mu Yihan, could she still be reluctant to give her subordinates a meal of flower wine? Maybe, I'll be with you for a while, and there's a reward!
Shen Quan was about to be scared to death, "Master! I, I ......"
Little ancestor, you don't have such a pit! Girl! You don't know who the slave is! Phew! It's not about identity! Even if a slave can do that, she can't be here......
"Brother Shen, you can rest assured! I'm going to look for Miss Mu, let's have fun! Yu Wenrui said, deliberately winking at Shen Quan.
Hum! Let you betray me!
Shen Quan looked at her frowning and winning, and her nose was about to be crooked.
There was already a bustard's mother who called two young women with flowers and branches, and indiscriminately pulled Shen Quan away.
"This little brother, let's go to that room, good wine, good food, good fragrance!"
Shen Quan was almost cried and taken captive.
Yu Wenrui smiled and looked at Shen Quan as if he was about to be eaten by a monster, and he was in a good mood.
Xiao Quanzi, you should thank me. How nice it is to be gentle, and there are people to eat, drink and laugh with. Two girls, I envy you......
She retracted her gaze and said to the bustard's mother: "Something to bother you." ”
"Childe, please speak!" The bustard's mother looked at her stupidly, and only felt that this little boy's bad appearance was particularly charming.
"I'm sorry you to find something for me......"