Just after breakfast, the village elder of Zhang Guozhuang brought three or five strong men to "help" Chen to move. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Liao Lao'er, it's not that we Zhang Guozhuang won't allow you, it's really inconvenient for you to live in the village with a foreign surname, and you don't have any relatives and friends to take care of, so a stupid girl can't stand the door, if you want to have a three-long and two-short, we don't care, no matter what. So you should go and vote for your own relatives! We are also kind, don't get me wrong! The village chief saw that the dust had no intention of moving, and his face was not very good-looking immediately. The tone is not good, and the content is very uncomfortable.

I almost said to my face that the dust is an old desperate household!

"Why did Lao Er move? This is Lao Er's own house, Lao Er now has the deed in hand, if you dare to forcibly occupy Lao Er's poor property, Lao Er will go to the county to sue you! Lichen sneered.

"This is the public property of the village, when is it your old man's property. As for the deed, take it out, if you don't take it out, I will immediately tie you and your stupid girl to the yamen and accuse you of embezzling public property. Not to mention that the village chief ignored the friendship of the villagers for more than ten years" The village chief never expected Liao Lao'er to say this, so he was stunned for a moment and immediately said with a straight face.

"Lao Er never talks nonsense," he took out a house deed covered with a red seal from his cuff as if he was proof, and shook it: "Now these rooms and the land below are Lao Er's own property." The village chief, you brought so many men here, did I deceive me into being old and infirm, and wanted to occupy private property? ”

"Although Lao Er is old, the county seat, the capital city, or the Beijing division have all been there, and the village chief must rob Lao Er of this poor private property, Lao Er will take his daughter to the yamen to cry, justice I believe there is always there, can you cover the sky with one hand as the head of a village?" Lichen asked confidently.

"Fart, when did you buy the village house, I don't know with the chief. Do you dare to forge the house deed, aren't you afraid of the royal law? The village chief immediately scolded.

If he was so cheated by the old man of the Liao family today, what prestige would he have in this village?

"Then you can see if it's real or fake!" He handed the deed to the village chief with confidence.

The village chief took the deed with a cloudy face and glanced at it carefully, only to find that the deed had been more than ten years old, and he still bought it from his own Lao Tzu. No wonder I don't know.

Just because my old man didn't tell me? It's all my own house, why do I still pay rent to the village every year? (Lichen would never tell the village chief that he had taken the deed delivery contract stamped by the county government's big seal overnight)

But in any case, now that the old man on the other side has taken out the house deed, it is still the big seal of the county yahu house in black and white, and no one can deny it.

There is no way to handle the old man Liao, but how to explain to the old man Liu that he can't even handle an old man with a foreign surname, how will he manage the group of mud legs in the village in the future?

The village chief's mind was racing, and several young men who followed him also looked at his village chief, waiting for the village chief to speak.

Lichen waited for the village chief's decision with a smile on his face. But he won't tell the village chief how important his choice will be at this moment!

"Village elder, should Lao'er's deed be returned to Lao'er? This is Lao Er spent a lot of money to buy, you can be careful, but don't break it" I have to say that sometimes he is quite boring! Isn't this a reminder to the village elders to tear up the deed and pay the bills?

The village chief suddenly realized, and was just about to tear up the deed and not admit it, but suddenly came to his senses.

"What does this old man mean, remind the village chief to tear up the house deed" The village elder had to think about it more, and looked the old man of the Liao family up and down, but he really couldn't see what the old man Liao had to rely on!

Seeing that the village chief was not fooled, he pretended to be sorry and said: "Since the village chief has also verified Lao'er's house deed, it is better to return the house deed to Lao Er first!" Lao Er has worked hard all his life, and he has just this piece of paper and a girl. The village elder will definitely not force Lao Er to move again, and take away Lao Er's poor belongings, right? ”

Seriously, the village elder really thinks that the old man of the Liao family is a bit unfathomable now. At least at this time, where is the words and actions that are easy to bully? I used to be so good at lard, and I thought that the old man of the Liao family was an "honest man"?

To put it bluntly, the village chief is just a soil overlord, the kind of guy who doesn't even dare to raise his head when he sees an official. can run rampant in the township, but it is an in-law relationship with the governor here, plus he got on the boat of the Liu family, and the villagers don't have much courage and knowledge, so he is just a fox.

But now that he has met an old man of the Liao family who is obviously not so "loyal", the village elder's usual methods and experience are not so good!

"You wait for me, I'll come back to you later. Don't think that a broken deed can do anything. As long as you are still on the ground in Zhangguozhuang, the village chief will not let you go" The village chief does not know that tearing up other people's "house deeds" is equivalent to embezzling other people's money, and he will be exiled for a thousand miles, and he will also be beaten. But instinctively I also know that the deed cannot be torn up. I could only press my teeth, reluctantly return the deed, and threaten to be very unconvinced, and then walked away.

What the village elder didn't know was that he had just walked on his front foot, but Lichen sighed and said: "Even a wicked person can't do well, this descendant of the Zhang family is so bad that he can't even do it!" ”

Lichen shook his head and went back to the house, but he didn't know if the village elder would be angry on the spot if he heard that exclamation.

Let's say that the village chief came home angrily, and felt that today's face was lost, and he couldn't go up or down in one breath, so he could only meditate and think about how this made the damn old man Liao unable to survive and die.

But the village elder didn't read for a few days, and when he was a child, he almost didn't make Mr. angry when he read a private school for a few days. It's really worse than someone who has read the books of the sages. After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't do it, so he could only leave the house again and go to his in-laws to ask for an idea, so that the old man Liao would not be able to finish eating and walking.

When the village chief was thinking about finding the lieutenant chief to let Chen not eat and walk around, Lichen had already made up his mind to teach him, the unfilial descendant of the Zhang family, a lesson.

Of course, holding grass and beating rabbits, a sheep is a drive, and a group of sheep is also a drive, so naturally I can't forget the respected elder and the old man Liu behind the scenes.

Hit the snake and hit seven inches, and after the lesson of throwing "things" and causing a big mess for a while, he didn't dare to mess around anymore. To make people wake up, to make people repent, to make people change their past mistakes, targeted actions are indispensable.

Master Liu is notoriously lustful, and the elder is particularly greedy for "money". And the village chief of Zhang Guozhuang is better "right".

Yes, it is a good "right". Just look at the way he looks in the village on weekdays, when he has nothing to do, you can see that the village chief is enjoying the pleasure of "power"!

"Dry and easy to count, the five elements of yin and yang, cause and effect are as easy as you like, bear the burden with fate, the day is clear, Tai Sui is coming, the wheel of life is running, I respect the Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law, edict!" Lichen casually took out three copper coins from his body, and placed them on his own offering table, and immediately recited words in his mouth.

After the dust order came out, he reached out and lit three points on the copper coin on his own offering table. The three copper coins stood up on the table at the same time, and began to dance and spin with Chen's gestures.

"Transform!" With a wave of his sleeves, the three copper coins disappeared in an instant. At the same time, whether it was the village chief walking on the road, or the chief who was drinking a little wine at home, or the old man Liu who was still flirting with the concubine at home, he felt a chill behind his back at the same time, and when he came back to his senses, he found that there was nothing unusual around. It's just that the eyelids began to beat, and they couldn't stop.

The method of "disgusted with victory" originally came from the secret tradition of ancient monks and witchcraft, and it has always been a "forbidden technique" for the imperial court and the royal family to gnash their teeth. Throughout the ages, there are not many people who have died due to the "witch Gu victory", so there are few people in the Central Plains.

But just as a kitchen knife can be used to cut vegetables, it can also be used to kill people. Spells are not good or bad, they all depend on those who master them. Lichen just accidentally saw it in Kunwu's Dao Palace, how could a spell that could enter Kunwu's Dao Palace be an evil art? At least the method of disgust can also avoid disasters and eliminate disasters, please pray for good luck.

The reason why Chen used the method of disgust with victory today is because the method of disgust with victory is weird enough, and it will not make people suspect that he is a Taoist "true immortal", which is just to attract people's attention.

"Wow, wow, wow!" An old crow flew in the air, so that it could smash the village elder with a bubble of bird droppings.

"Phew! It's obsessive. The village chief was furious, glaring at the crow that was flying away, as if his village chief Tiger might stare down the crow in the sky. It wasn't until the crow was far away that he couldn't see the shadow anymore, and then he muttered in annoyance: "Evil Gate", and continued to hurry.

The mayor's house is four or five miles away from Zhangguozhuang, and it is on the official road, and it is very easy to find a single family. The village chief walked half of the journey safely, and the last two and a half miles were really full of disasters and difficulties. was chased by a big yellow dog that went crazy for some unknown family and climbed three miles to the tree, and he ran almost half of his life. Before the village elder with a frightened face could kick his breath, the green bamboo mark (poisonous snake), which had always been green, almost bit the village chief's nose. The village elder did escape the bite of the snake, but he fell from the tree and lost his life. What's more, a foul smell came to the nostrils, and the village elder fell on the stinky that I don't know which baby pulled for many days.

Compared with the unlucky village chief, the elder Li is the opposite, and the old man feels very happy now.

A man sits at home, and wealth comes from heaven. The most bizarre thing is that the treasure still fell from the sky and was sent to the door.

At that time, the elder was drinking a little wine at home! It is rare that the mother-in-law and the children in the family went to their parents' house, and they immediately took two or two small wines home to drink themselves. I'm drinking to the top of my head! Suddenly, there was a sound of horses' hooves outside the door, and then a turquoise burden was thrown into his yard. The elder hurriedly went out, and he couldn't see anything except a few knights who had gone away.

Before the old man could turn around the house to see what was in the baggage, several fast horses came roaring over. The rider, who was dressed in a black official uniform and carried a steel knife at his waist, saw that the lieutenant immediately put his horse full of speed, walked up to the lieutenant and said, "This man, how many fast horses did you see passing by just now?" Which way to go"

When the elder heard this, he suddenly became nervous, because he obviously saw the white leather official boots on the feet of several knights. Those who can wear this kind of boots are obviously the famous "Dongchang Fanzi"!

"Just, just forward, go ahead" The elder sweated like rain and stammered.

"Yes! Did you do something bad to talk like this? The Dongchang rider led by him immediately became suspicious when he saw the appearance of the chief, and he simply didn't even rush to chase the target.

"Maybe it's an accomplice, the thief is in his house" As soon as the rider in front finished asking, one of the riders in the back immediately made up for it.

"No, it's not, it's small, it's the local chief, see, see you, the official is nervous, Zhang is just "The elder was so frightened that he was about to cry, this Dongchang fan can't afford to be provoked, and destroying the house is as simple as eating (folk rumors, to spread falsely. If you want to break your house, you will also find a rich businessman official). Immediately knelt on the ground and kowtowed, where is the majesty of facing the villagers?

"Yes! Inside! What a big official! A few knights asked in a strange manner: "Is there an official bamboo card?" ”

"Yes, yes" The elder breathed a sigh of relief, hurriedly stepped forward on his knees, untied the bamboo tag from his waist, and handed it over respectfully.

"Oh, it's really long." The knight at the head took the bamboo card and looked at it, and immediately threw it back to the lieutenant and said: "Count you through, if there is a criminal harboring the imperial court, you will not be spared!" ”

The knights finally raised their whips and left, and the lieutenant moved back to his house trembling in shock. The green burden in the courtyard immediately jumped into the eyes of the chief.

What does it mean to not die in a great calamity, and there will be a blessing in the future? The governor feels that he is the one he is now.

An inconspicuous green baggage is full of gold, silver and jewelry, especially those egg-sized Dongzhu, which is simply unheard of by the hillbilly chief.

How much is it worth!

The elder was stunned by the flying windfall all of a sudden, and even the source of this burden and the threat of a few Dongchang fans were thrown out of the clouds.

The hearts of the adults who are obsessed with wealth are flying, and they quickly turn east and west, and they don't know where to hide their burdens.

"Knock knock!" There was a sudden knock on the door of the courtyard, and all of a sudden the soul of the chief was almost scared away, and he quickly stuffed the burden under the bed, and pretended to open the door as if nothing had happened.

"Captain, chief, that Liao... It was the village elder of Zhang Guozhuang who knocked on the door, and as soon as the chief opened the door, he was almost smoked, and then the nameless fire after the shock rose to the sky, and the village elder was not allowed to speak again, so he calmed down his mood after a beating.

The village chief almost scared the "careful liver" of the adults to death just now.

The Liu family's compound was full of laughter at this time. Even the servants of the house cheered up, for fear that they would be considered neglected by today's distinguished guests.

Kindness! Master Liu's sister-in-law, who is now the third concubine of the local prefect, actually came to visit her sister.

Although it is just a lady, it is also a prefect's family. Master Liu's family is rich, and his ancestors have also been officials. But isn't there no official position anymore? There is a prefect who leans against the big tree in this lesson, and he doesn't hurry up and hug it tightly.

It's just that after Mr. Liu finished receiving his sister-in-law, he suddenly returned to the room and suddenly something was obviously wrong.