Chapter 15: The Road to the Future (1)
"Hey, why doesn't anyone want to go to a barbecue with me! Could it be that my popularity has reached such a bad point? Tianyun rolled depressedly on the **, and at this moment, the electronic clock in the Tianyun lounge clearly showed the current time: 00:12!
"Lewd silver-haired old man! Come out! I was so excited today that I couldn't sleep. Let me continue to have fun in your virtual world. Tianyun, who was extremely bored and didn't have a trace of sleepiness at all, took out the Yalan jade tablet hanging on his chest and knocked it violently.
"Stinky boy! You die! You don't know how to respect the old and love the young! Do you know that my old arms and legs can't withstand your kind of smashing that is not light or heavy! The old bean, who seemed to have rested, shouted angrily at Tianyun as soon as he came out.
"Ho ho ho ho ...... I don't know how long you've lived, and you're still old with old arms and legs? I think that even today, Ligadron stepped on you and jumped a few times, and you are still so energetic. ”
"Oh, yes. Speaking of today's Lijadron? I don't know what you think of those three humans who have taken the energy of, well, you guys called monsters? Lao Dou projected a chair and sat on it and crossed Erlang's legs.
"What do you think? It's gone. All I know is that we humans can't explain this transformation with our current technology. Tianyun used his index finger and thumb to try to pick up the chair under Lao Dou's buttocks.
"Idiot, standard idiot! Go! Don't move! He slapped Tianyun's fingers away, "You have to learn and use it!" Didn't you finish the first 43 theoretical calculations of Ayn Rodessa's theory, why don't you have an association? Looking at the dumbfounded Tianyun Laodou continued, "You don't need to think about the spirit, will, and feelings of any living beings, which are still relatively complicated conditions for you, just consider the transformation of the material level of the body!" Lao Dou looked at Tianyun expectantly.
Frowning tightly, Tianyun's mind quickly flashed the basic part of Ayn Rodessa's theoretical system, "Old Bean, is this a bit similar to adding different types and different amounts of seasonings according to personal taste when roasting meat?" Essentially, they're still human, but for the time being I'm not sure what kind of conditions they're in that luminous state. It's like a barbecue with a lot of pepper and cumin powder, although it is very much to my taste, but in the end, the essence of the barbecue that other people eat is the same as the barbecue I eat, both are pork. Of course, roast beef and mutton are not counted when eating. ”
"Hey! I'm really speechless, don't you have anything in your head that doesn't go with food? Your description is a bit close, though. Let's go to the world in the jade tablet and explain it to you! After speaking, Lao Dou pulled Tianyun's consciousness into the virtual world of Yalan Jade Tablet, deepening and accelerating Tianyun's learning with various embodied things or occurring phenomena.
Tianyun, who is obsessed with new theories and techniques, still has a vague question in his mind from time to time when he is studying in the jade tablet: Is Ultraman Tiga, an unknown life form that has been transformed from a stone statue into a living body, also a human being?
In the next few days, Tianyun Children's Shoes was either busy preparing for the follow-up work of the "Clairvoyance Project", or following the obscene silver-haired old beans to learn the "baby" level knowledge of the Yalan civilization in depth. Until Horii came to Tianyun with a copy of Tianyun's own latest medical examination report.
"Tianyun, you're still busy!" Horii, who deliberately knocked on the door, greeted Tianyun.
"Hmmm! Fat brother, what's the matter? Tianyuntou, who stared at the computer screen without blinking, asked without looking back.
"It's not a big deal. That's just to bother you to go for a more comprehensive medical check-up. ”
"What? Fat brother, I just finished my physical examination the day before yesterday and now I have to do it again. Tianyun pushed the computer desk hard and slid his chair towards Horii, "Is there something big wrong with my digestive system?" Oops, it's over, it's over! All the delicacies of the world, you are leaving me! "The foodie is caught up in his own horrible thoughts.
"Well, that, it's not that there's something wrong with your body. On the contrary, the various data of the last physical examination show that your body is really good, too good to be amazing! Horii hurriedly explained to Tianyun.
"Then why do you want me to go for a medical check-up? Is the medical class going to play tricks on me? ”
"No, it's not the medical class that wants you to go, it's Dr. Kenmura who wants you to go for another physical examination."
[Have I offended Dr. Kenmura recently? Tianyun, who was completely confused, thought stupidly.
"What are you thinking! Have you seen your own medical report? Surely not, right? Look for yourself and compare with the standard index of this ordinary person, your physical fitness is so high! Horii stuffed Tianyun's own physical examination report into Tianyun's hand and pointed to the various indices on the report for Tianyun to see.
Flipping through the report, "Hehe." That, this physical fitness is so high, a bunch of piles" Tianyun began to talk nonsense.
"Don't be nervous, no one will do a live experiment on you, just draw some blood at most." He looked at Tianyun angrily, "Your physical examination value was seen by several inventors in Dr. Kenmura's science class, and they directly designed and improved several weapons for you. Now I'm going to do another full body check-up to check the parameters of the weapons they've designed. ”
"Good, that's good! I'll go. I thought I was going to be dissected! Tianyun patted his chest with a smile, "Then it's no problem, I'll go!" Anyway, the mathematical model designed is pretty much the same. ”
"Oops! Wait a minute! The captain wants you to take the time to learn the manual towing operation that Lina learned. It's up to you to set the time. Hurry up and stop Tianyun who was about to run out.
"Me? A super genius like me ......."
"Hehehe! The captain knew that you would say that, and she asked me to bring you a message, 'If you don't go, don't even think about leaving the headquarters again!' Horii said in Megumi Kurima's terrifying tone.
"That's it, you heard me wrong, fat brother. I'm talking about a super genius like me who definitely needs to keep learning. That's what I said. Don't hear me wrong! Tianyun hurriedly changed his words, "Then I'll go for a physical examination first." ”
"Don't run around! Go to Professor Chan and he will take you through a series of tests! Looking at the figure of Tianyun disappearing around the corner of the corridor, Horii reminded loudly.
"Oh, got it!"
………… I am the dividing line at the time of the medical examination............ I am the dividing line at the time of the medical examination............
"Mom, it's finally over! Professor Chan, you ...... Are you sure you're done? Exiting a room made entirely of metal filled with all sorts of strange equipment, Tianyun sat in his chair panting with sweat.
"Oh? Sounds like you're looking forward to a few more tests? Yes, yes, it is true that multiple experimental tests can get relatively more accurate data. Why don't you take a 15-minute break and do it again? Looking at Tianyun's pug-like exhalation, Professor Chen Guangdao couldn't help but quip, "Actually, the last time the wound on your head healed so quickly, I wanted to ask you for a test, but you didn't agree to it." I didn't expect you to be so willing now. Hehehe! ”
"Don't ...... Other...... Don't! When Tianyun heard this, he immediately shook his head like a rattle.
"Hehehe!"
"Hahaha!" The surrounding staff burst into laughter.
No longer pay attention to the disrespectful Professor Chen and the group of gloating white-clothed "demons" behind him. Tianyun returned to his lounge with a stinky sweat and washed off his dirty body.
[Lao Dou, is my current physical fitness so strong all the effect of the jade tablet? Tianyun asked in his mind.
[Nonsense! You think you can suddenly become Superman. And when you say powerful, that's just relative to your human standards. Of course, the amount of pure energy absorbed by the jade tablet as you walk through the glowing pyramids in that valley is also an important factor. Old Bean's voice came.
[Which factor is more important?] Then asked.
[Well, that's what I'm going to explain to you.] You can't take the Yalan Jade Tablet as almighty. For example, the recent strengthening of your body is actually mainly due to the pure energy of the pyramid, but it is undeniable that if the jade tablet cannot transform these pure energy, your physical fitness will not change so much. 】
[In other words, the jade tablet has the function of converting energy, for example, the jade tablet is the same as the Victory Feiyan we drive, a machine that needs energy to start. So the real reason for my physical improvement is the pure energy of the pyramid? Going back to the bottom of the question.
[Not a drop! Silly little ancestor! Including the life force of the food you eat, the kinetic energy and heat energy of the big fireball that you called a more cheap slut last time, can be transformed by the jade tablet to strengthen your body, form a protective shield, track down obviously hostile lifeforms, and most importantly, let you learn knowledge in the virtual world of the jade tablet. Therefore, without the jade tablet, no amount of energy will be of no use to you! Angry answer.
[Sucking life force, it's so scary! You vampire! Does that jade tablet have any other abilities? Hysteria still asks.
[Fuck off! Since you are so afraid of being sucked dry, why do you ask so carefully! You throw away the jade tablet now, and you are guaranteed that there is no danger to your life! Breathless old beans.
[Isn't this a joke!] I know that the jade tablet usually does not absorb a large amount of transformation vitality. When I really use it, the energy used in the shield is a little bit larger.,This is an artifact that is quite suitable for my foodie attributes.。 How could I throw it! Then why didn't I have a protective shield when I was hit on the head by a stone on Kura Island? After offering flattery, he asked continuously.
[The flying stone is not hostile to you, and your body does not feel that it is an object that needs to be guarded against, so the protective shield will naturally not be activated. Otherwise, you don't even think about a normal life now. Also, if you want to avoid similar problems, you must continue to strengthen your body and make your senses more sensitive! 】
[Okay, I see. Stinky old beans! According to Aynrodessa's theory, I probably have a chance to become a life form of light. Hehe, as long as I can eat 75 tons of high-purity energy in one meal like Lega Delon. 】
[Don't be stupid! Unless you don't want to use your current body with your own subjective will, there is not only one way for our Yalan civilization to evolve. Ahh Where have you been by, boy? With your current level of strengthening, there is still a long way to go before the most basic physical transformation. Don't be too ambitious! 】
[What else have you learned, Al Lele. Even idioms will be known! 】
[That's, don't look at what I am! 】
[Stinky fart, obscene silver-haired old man! ] 】
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