Chapter 350: The Shocked Audience (Five More Requests for Votes, Requests for Subscriptions)

Although I haven't seen Su Shan's figure yet, just listening to Su Shan's voice, many people are already excited. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

As long as it is a program performed by Su Shan, it must be very good-looking, and such an idea has been deeply imprinted in the hearts of many people.

At this time, the curtain opened, and there was a very shocking music, especially the drumming, which was very shocking.

When the curtain opened, the audience was shocked by everything in front of them, the Monkey King stood on a boulder, his back to everyone, and the nearly seven or eight meters long cloak fluttered in the wind.

The beautiful picture on the big screen is also very beautiful, and the mountain surrounded by clouds and mist is engraved with the three big characters of Wuzhi Mountain.

The first impression of this scene is that it is atmospheric, very atmospheric.

But then ...... Su Shan appeared on the stage with the long cloak shaking with his hand, and in an instant, the beauty was missing three layers.

When the music stopped, Su Shan threw the cloak on the ground, and then said, "It's over, right?" Take off your clothes, the rent is five taels! ”

This is the first sentence, which made the audience laugh involuntarily.

Su Shan is still the same Su Shan, and it makes people want to laugh as soon as he opens his mouth.

At this time, the big horse monkey also jumped down from the boulder, and then said with a smile: "I like Monkey King too much, give!" ”

The big horse monkey patted Su Shan a few taels of silver, and said, "Can I ask you something?" ”

"Say!" Su Shan took the silver into his arms.

"Do you know Monkey King?" The big horse monkey asked.

"Yes."

"Where?"

"I don't know."

The audience laughed again.

The big horse monkey took out a few taels of silver and slapped it in Su Shan's hand.

"I don't know."

Su Shan's expression and tone once again made the audience laugh, in the end, he is a funny talent, an ordinary sentence can also make the audience laugh, just this point, many people are inferior.

At this moment, more people have tuned the TV station to Mango Channel, watching Su Shan's funny performance, and the smile on his face doesn't even know himself.

The two people in the stands were still talking in different ways: "Look at you monkey, how can you lie to the monkey?" ”

In a few words, the audience's laughter never stopped, this word is too powerful! How did you come up with it?

"I look at your physical characteristics, no matter how you look like a horse, why do you worship a monkey?"

"I'm a big horse monkey, a big horse monkey!"

In the laughter of the audience, Su Shan said again: "You are a species, which makes horses and monkeys very embarrassed!" ”

Hey, a lot of the audience can't stop laughing.

How did you come up with such a strong dialogue? It's too ruthless!

These two people are just serious nonsense on stage! And it's so interesting.

The more the audience watched, the more energetic they became.

"Embarrassing what? Thinking that back then, the Monkey King stepped on the somersault cloud, held a golden hoop stick in his hand, and fought with 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals for three days and three nights, and was pressed by the Buddha at the foot of the Five Fingers Mountain, he was stunned and did not bow his head like the Buddha. ”

"You're talking so lively, what's going on with you here?" Su Shan asked again.

"My grandfather...... 's grandfather was the one who carried the flag for the Monkey King, so it could be regarded as one person above and ten thousand people below. ”

It took a second for the audience and Su Shan on the stage to react, and in the laughter of the audience, Su Shan said, "Your grandfather...... Coming in second to last, what do you have to be proud of? ”

After that, the laughter was even louder.

In the performance of the two people, the audience finally knew why the big horse monkey was looking for the Monkey King, it turned out that Huaguo Mountain was occupied by the Bull Demon King, and the big horse monkey came to find rescue.

Here, Su Shan made some changes to the dialogue, the original words were the whole competition, choose a few groups of monkey PK, but this is not a happy comedy monkey, but a funny monkey, which means that it is the "Funny Star" that he participated in.

No matter how it is selected, the rules are like funny stars, and the audience knows what Su Shan is talking about as soon as they hear it, which makes the audience applaud constantly.

After hearing Su Shan's words, the big horse monkey didn't agree, and said: "In my heart, only the Monkey King is worthy of the Monkey King." With that, he planted the flag with Monkey King written on it on the boulder.

At this time, the shocking music sounded at one time.

This piece of music is an episode in Xingye's Journey to the West, if it is in the original world of Sushan, as soon as this music sounds, many people must be able to think of this movie at once.

And this music has also been used by Xing Ye many times, such as in the movie Kung Fu and Journey to the West.

This music is called the Overture of the Little Knife Society, which uses suona to create a majestic momentum at the beginning, and then sublimates the theme continuously, and then the addition of pipa and erhu enriches the expressiveness of the music.

The audience in this world has never heard this music, and when the music starts, they are immediately shocked and speechless.

This sketch performed by Su Shan shocked them too much.

Even the interludes in the performance are so attentive, no wonder everyone likes him more and more.

From the shock of the opening to the shock at this time, the audience no longer knows how to describe Su Shan, the content is funny, and the scene layout is beautiful.

Compared with the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in previous years, it is only high and not low, even if this work gets the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, the audience can't find fault.

When the sound of the music decreased, Su Shan on the stage said again: "I didn't expect that after so many years, there is still a stupid monkey who maintains the reputation of the Monkey King so much, it's good!" Leave this flag for me, and I can add a fee. ”

There was another Su Shan's words, which made the audience, who was still shocked by that music, laugh again, why is this kid so unlucky?

Then, the audience knew that the Monkey King at this time had no mana and could not help the big horse monkey deal with the Bull Demon King.

And at this time, the Tai Bai Xing appeared.

Under Tai Bai Xing's rather funny explanation, the big horse monkey finally knew that Su Shan was the Monkey King.

Then they knelt down in front of Su Shan and begged Su Shan to save them.

"Huaguo Mountain has been occupied by the Bull Demon King, he destroys us every day, and says that he will eat our monkey brain raw, which is more ruthless than humans."

"Then why haven't you been eaten?" Su Shan asked.

The big horse monkey stood up from the ground and said to Su Shan: "If you want to eat me, how can it be so easy?" I didn't have a brain since I was a kid. ”

Well, this sentence touched the laughter of the audience, and the laughter rang out again.

Between three or five sentences, there will definitely be a laugh, in the eyes of many viewers, this is much stronger than some of CCTV's sketch cross talk.

What a good comedy artist, who can sing and dance, why doesn't CCTV use such a capable person? (To be continued.) )