Saturday morning at 9 a.m. is always the busiest time for the embassy.

Before the arrival of the peak season, 294 beckoned Isayama and Gokawa Shiori to move the long table, rocking chair and ten cartons (about thirty each) heart-shaped chocolates that had been made overnight last night in front of the embassy, and after adjusting the position slightly, Matsu and Shiori took out all the chocolates from the box and placed three small "chocolate hills" on the table, that is, when the two of them put the chocolates, 294 returned to the house, and after a while, He walked out with a big piece of cardboard.

On the cardboard, 294 calculated all night before filming the content written on it, "Silent, speechless, convey unspeakable love with heart~"

Leaning the cardboard in front of the long table, looking at the piles of chocolates that had been neatly placed on the table, 294 nodded with satisfaction, fumbled out the fake mustache and black sunglasses that had been prepared long ago from his pocket, and put them on his face indiscriminately, "'Bad guys' can't easily show their true colors......

"The owner...... So much chocolate was made...... Can they really all be sold out today? ”

Compared with the calmness of 294 and Isayama, Shiori couldn't help but show a little sadness on his face as he looked at the chocolate mountains piled up on the table and the cardboard boxes under the table that had not yet had time to be opened.

"Ah~It's okay~ Even if we can't sell out, we can melt all the chocolate and make hot cocoa to sell, if this doesn't work, we can also stay and eat it ourselves~ Besides......"

294 stood up, casually touched a piece of chocolate from the table, opened the package, bit half of it himself, and stuffed the other half directly into Shiori's small mouth, and touched Shiori's pink lips with his fingers.

"Is it delicious?"

"Woo!" Looking at Shiori's cheeks, which were congested and turned red because of his actions just now, the playful 294 stretched out his fingers and gently pinched Shiori's cheeks, causing Shiori to let out a series of cute (gnashing) exclamations (curses) before letting go of his hand.

"Besides~ these chocolates are the fruits of the labor of the underworld and the tiredness of one (half) night (small) (time)*1, even if you don't have confidence in the craftsmanship below...... You should also rest assured of the craftsmanship of the underworld, right? ”

“……”

Shiori, who had long been in an extremely shy state because of 294's series of actions just now, could still hear what 294 was saying, and could only be dragged back to the store by Isayama Ming, because according to 294's plan, in order to prevent unnecessary trouble, ordinary humans like Gokawa Shiori, who had been classified as "their own people", could not leave her outside~

……

Today is February 14th, which is the so-called "Love (Abuse) Man (Dog) Day" in the human festival, on this day, people will express their admiration and gratitude by giving each other chocolates, so on this day, the school flower and grass This very popular creature will harvest chocolate that cannot be eaten for a month or even a year!

"Tut-tut~Carbon-based creatures are so stupid and cute, but when they are stimulated by hormones, they suddenly get hot~"

Wearing a white mask, 294 looked at the girls who were crowded in front of the long table and grabbed chocolates, and pressed the pocket watch-style counter in his hand, letting out a series of disdainful staggering sounds.

There are about three functions of this counter-like thing.

The first, and its simplest function, counting, 294 automatically counts every chocolate sold, and every time the count reaches 300, it resets it and recounts from zero.

The second function, which is its core function, is the release of pleasurable hormones from SCP230 (the pleasure king)!

Under the control of SCP-294, the pocket watch will continue to release pleasant hormones to the surroundings, after humans ingest low concentrations of pleasure hormones, they will feel very comfortable and relaxed, and they can't help but stay around the source of the release of pleasure hormones, and then, human beings who continue to ingest pleasure hormones will hallucinate, if there is no guidance from 230, they will see the picture they want to see the most and the scene and be deeply immersed in it, and if someone guides, These hallucinations will then change according to the intent of the releaser of pleasure hormones......

For example, under the guidance of 294, most of the girls present saw this picture:

Isayama stood in front of the table, although her face was still as cold and serious as usual, but a trace of anticipation and joy flashed in her eyes, "Hmm...... This chocolate ......"

As he spoke, Isayama held out his hand towards the chocolate on the table.

At the moment when Isayama's hand was about to touch the chocolate, a panting Shiori suddenly ran out of the store, "Senior Immortal, today is Valentine's Day, there are too many customers, the boss asked you to come back and help quickly!" ”

"Got it......" was about to touch the hand of the chocolate and reluctantly took it back, Isayama turned around and walked towards the door of the store, just when she was about to walk into the store, her footsteps paused, "imperceptibly" towards the place where the chocolate was bought, and let out a low sigh, the trace of regret and nostalgia in the eyes deeply pierced the hearts of those little girls who had long been fascinated by Isayama.

At this time, there was only one thought left in their minds, "If I give this chocolate to Sister Ming as a gift for Valentine's Day, will she look at me differently?" ”

"Buy, buy, buy! It's scum that gets in our way! Girl Y from Germany pulled out her purse.

"Everybody give me face......" said a red-haired girl X.

"I'll read a poem to everyone, and if you think it's good, how about you let me buy it first?" J, a girl with black-rimmed glasses, pushed her glasses, then cleared her throat, "Gou ...... Yes! Who hit me?! I'm a membrane girl!!! ”

If left unattended, the scene will 100% get out of control, and then a series of vicious events will occur, and this is obviously not the result that 294 wants to see, her goal is only to make money, not kill her.

Therefore, the third function of the pocket watch is needed - to measure the concentration of pleasure hormones in the air, and when it reaches a critical value, it produces sedative hormones to neutralize the overly strong pleasure hormones.

After the manic people are pacified, the evil trade ♀ begins~

PS1: Although he is a complete rice worm in life, as an all-knowing and all-round person, 294 has extremely high attainments in various fields, and as a foodie, cooking is one of the few skills that he will be proud of.

It looked pretty bad, but I got it out......

It's been a busy lately, and I've tried to keep it updated as much as possible, because it's really affecting inspiration! orz