Chapter 147: Latest Tricks!
After some teasing, soon all kinds of seafood were served.
The two of them drank beer, ate seafood, talked and laughed, and the feeling of being able to let go of all shackles and be free and enjoyable made Yang Hong have the illusion of returning to the past.
I have to say that Chu Meier deserves to call herself a foodie, and in less than an hour, she swept all the seafood on the table.
After swallowing the last piece of abalone, Chu Meier licked her lips, touched her round little belly, changed her comfortable appearance, and began to wail: "Woo, uncle, it's all your fault for ordering so many delicious foods, and you will definitely gain a few pounds of weight if you continue like this." ”
"You deserve it, who made you feel like a starving ghost reincarnated!" With a blank look, Yang Hong's face was full of resentment, a table of seafood, he almost didn't eat much, and all of them were eaten up by Chu Mei'er, who turned into a little pig in front of him.
"Uncle, it's really heartbreaking for you to say this, aren't people afraid of wasting food, and don't want to live up to your uncle's mind in vain." Chu Mei'er first looked aggrieved, and then threw a flattering look at him shyly: "Uncle, you invited me to a big dinner for no reason, wouldn't it be a plot against me!" I've heard that a lot of weirdos invite little girls to dinner first, and then go to the hotel to open a room. ”
"You save it, just your bean sprout-like figure." Yang Hong drank beer, ignored her flattering eyes, and said without even raising his eyelids: "I'd rather go home and masturbate." ”
"I hate it, I don't take you to hit people like this." Looking down at her figure, Chu Mei'er pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "Isn't it that people haven't grown up yet, it's not that you haven't seen my mother's figure, and I will be in the future, but I have unlimited development potential." ”
"Poof!" Yang Hong, who was drinking beer, almost squirted out, glared at Chu Mei'er fiercely, and looked around with a weak heart.
"Stinky girl, didn't we say it, don't you mention this matter in the future, besides, I didn't mean to do it at the time."
Seeing Yang Hong's appearance, Chu Meier covered her mouth and snickered: "Hehe, people know, can't you not mention it in the future." ”
"Don't talk about that, in fact, I really need your help when I come over this time." Putting down the beer glass, Yang Hong straightened his expression and looked at him seriously.
"I know that uncle, you are not so kind, you will not invite me to a big dinner for nothing, this is not your style at all." Chu Mei'er showed a look of understanding that was really so, and waved her hand angrily: "Okay, okay, I'll buy a super big hard disk when I go back, copy all the resources for you, and you go home and enjoy it slowly." Those films are enough for you to masturbate for a lifetime. ”
A drop of sweat dripped down his forehead, Yang Hong was speechless for a while, what is in this Nizi's head, how does her mother teach her children, this brain is simply wonderful.
"But uncle, you have to take it easy, I see that you are not young, don't flash your waist." Chu Mei'er smiled, pointed at Yang Hong and teased: "Yo yo, look at your drooling look, hey, who let Miss Ben eat other people's short mouths, Miss Ben is in a good mood today, go back and take a few faceless photos for you, as a thank you for the seafood banquet you invited today." ”
"No need, I think you should spit out all the food you just ate for me!" Yang Hong's face was black, and he shivered like a chill: "Otherwise, I'm afraid that reading your photo will leave a psychological shadow." ”
"Stinky uncle, don't you dare to ask for my photo, you can just say it, why do you say such a bad joke, I hate it." After saying a little about my fate, Su Wuyue continued with a wicked smile: "Actually, I know, don't you just want to use my computer technology?" Don't worry, I understand your needs, and I promise to help you do it. ”
Hearing this, Yang Hong nodded secretly and sighed that this girl is still quite clever.
"This sentence is still a bit like human words, but it has been said in advance, we can only do this privately, and only the two of us in the world can know about it, and we are not allowed to tell other third people, including your mother, it will bring you insecurity."
"Uncle, you're not sick in the brain, are you? How could I tell my mother to do this kind of thing, isn't that looking for a draw! Chu Mei'er glanced at him angrily, stretched out her hand and patted her little chest: "Don't worry, I will help you do this matter cleanly, and ensure that you don't leave any traces." ”
The more I listened to Yang Hong, the more wrong I felt, and looked at her a little inexplicably: "You know what I'm going to say, no, I don't remember telling you."
"Hehe, uncle, I don't know your tastes, don't you just like those beauties in your company!" Chu Mei'er held her little head with both hands, and said with a little unhappiness on her face: "Don't worry, I will hack their computers, and then shoot some precious videos for you to use, hey, it's a shame, I think I'm a dignified Internet genius girl, and I'm so degraded that I have to do this kind of thing to please a perverted uncle." ”
sighed, as if she had been wronged, and people who didn't know would definitely think that Yang Hong had done something bad to her.
In an instant, Yang Hong had an urge to pick her up and throw her directly out of the window.
", what is this, even if Lao Tzu really has a need for anyone, he will go up and soak directly, why use that kind of obscene means to spy on secretly shooting videos." Yang Hong complained depressedly in his heart, with his current status, who he wants to soak, it is not a hand-to-hand capture.
Suppressing the impulse in her heart, Yang Hong understood that if she didn't explain the matter clearly, it was estimated that her brain would not know where to turn, and even if the two of them talked for one night, it was estimated that they would not be able to figure it out.
"Don't talk nonsense, let's find a quiet place to talk in detail, this is not a place to talk about things." Glaring at her, Yang Hong thought for a moment and said, "Well, let's go to the hotel and open a room, so that it won't be heard." ”
"Open the room!" Chu Mei'er widened her eyes, and said motherly: "Uncle, after making trouble for a long time, you finally showed your fox tail, could it be that you haven't opened meat for a long time recently, so that even bean sprouts like mine have to be used to satisfy your hunger, uncle, you are really pitiful." ”
"Little girl, do you know, I feel like I'm not looking for the wrong partner now, I have an urge to kill you, it's a hundred, lest things don't work out, but I will be angry with you when I turn around." Yang Hong's face was ugly, and his eyes exuded a burst of dangerous murderous intent.
"Okay, okay, for the sake of you inviting me to a big meal, uncle." Sticking out her tongue, Chu Mei'er took out two hundred yuan from her body: "Well, I'll invite you back once, find a hair salon to go chic." ”
"Uh, Chu Mei'er, I warn you, if you are"
"Uncle!" Yang Hong just wanted to lose his temper, but Chu Mei'er suddenly grabbed his arm, her face full of shyness: "I'm joking with you, don't you mind, I agree to open a room with you?" But it's the first time for people, you have to take pity on me. ”
"I'm going!" Yang Hong, who had green tendons on his forehead and couldn't bear it, was so angry by her that he almost couldn't help but want to take advantage of the situation, let Chu Meier see her uncle's kung fu in bed, and teach her a hard lesson.
This is bean sprouts, this is bean sprouts, self-hypnotizing, Yang Hong took a deep breath.
"Okay, I'm afraid of you." Considering that it was indeed a bit inappropriate to take such a little girl to open a room, Yang Hong pulled her up and said as he walked: "Don't open the room, let's find a tea room, I'll talk to you about something." ”
"Tea room!" Chu Mei'er followed, staring at her with wide eyes, her expression twisted: "Uncle, you are still as heavy as ever, the first time for others, I always feel weird in that kind of place." ”
At this time, the two of them had already walked out of the box, and Chu Meier's voice was not small, which instantly provoked the surrounding diners to cast their eyes one after another.
Most of the men are envious, jealous and hateful, while the women are disdainful and spurned.
Listening to the words of the guests around him, as well as the strange and disgusted eyes that looked at him, even if Yang Hong's skin was thick enough, in front of everyone, he felt that his face was a little unbearable, and even his cheeks were slightly hot.
Those people really regarded him as an evil monster who abducted an ignorant girl.
Glaring at Chu Mei'er, who pretended to be innocent and innocent, Yang Hong pulled her and walked out quickly.
Called a taxi, and ten minutes later, the two came to an elegant and quiet tea room and asked for a private room.
"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, so let's get straight to the point." I ordered two cups of tea and waited for the waiter to leave. Yang Hong looked at Chu Mei'er and said directly.
Blinking her innocent eyes, Chu Mei'er pretended to be shy and lowered her head slightly: "Uncle, aren't we going too fast like this, don't I have to chat first or have some foreplay when I watch those movies!" ”
"Foreplay, you big-headed ghost, I'm talking to you about business." Yang Hong couldn't bear it anymore and scolded seriously.
"Uncle, can you not have such a special taste!" Covering her face, Chu Mei'er twisted her delicate body: "Doing this kind of thing, people are already very shy and shy, you still have to put on a serious appearance, people really don't know that kind of tone." ”
As she spoke, she secretly stuck out her tongue, feeling proud.
"Uncle, uncle, see that Miss Ben doesn't tease you to death, hum, who let you take advantage of me that time and take away someone's first kiss." She thought smugly, but she wasn't worried about what would happen.
After these days of getting along, she understands that Yang Hong looks improper, but she will not take advantage of others' danger or do anything bad, otherwise she will not be complete after she got drunk last time.
It is precisely because of this that she dares to play like this, if there was really an evil uncle on the other side, she would have run as far as she could, she is such a high-IQ girl, she really thinks she is stupid!
Yang Hong, who was helpless, almost died in the tea party, although he was very unhappy in his heart, he no longer answered her words and said directly: "I ask you something, are you willing to do a big thing with me, this big thing will be a little dangerous, but I will do my best to protect you, and as long as it is done, we can eliminate harm for the people, save countless people who are about to sink in the sea of suffering, and save countless happy families." Speaking of this, Yang Hong's face also became serious.
In his life, there are only two kinds of people he hates the most, the first is his enemy, and the second is the drug dealer.
Yang Hong finished his serious speech, and when he saw Chu Mei'er in his sight, he looked excited and adoring, and nodded secretly in his heart, feeling a sense of accomplishment that a high monk had turned into a demon.
"Uncle, what you said is so touching, too sacred, excuse me, is this your latest trick to coax a little girl into bed!"
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