80 606 Love Battle
The 606 dormitory always gathers at the most complete time in the dormitory every time school starts, and this time is no exception, He Naixuan did not go to live in Yiju Garden, and it is better to live with everyone.
He Naixuan was lying on the bed and chatting with the landlords of several selected places in the South Outer Ring about the house, and everyone else was doing their own thing.
Zhang Fei was trying on his clothes, and he said that he was going to the playground with Duan Jie tomorrow, and he didn't think it was appropriate to change a few pairs of pants.
"What kind of pants do you say you wear to look young?"
Zhang Fei looked at the clothes on the bed with some anger, and asked the 606 animals who were busy with their own work.
Jiang Dongyu, who had just come back from brushing his teeth in the water room, glanced at him and said, "Sweatpants." β
Song Jiangtao, who was competing with fruits, spoke: "Jeans!" β
Just as Zhang Fei wanted to say something, Jia Ye, who was looking at his mobile phone, suddenly raised his head and said, "I know, there is a kind of pants that is the youngest." β
"What?" Zhang Fei was stunned and looked at him stupidly.
Jia Ye smiled mysteriously and spit out a few words: "Diaper pants!" β
"Paralyzed, get out!"
Zhang Fei directly wanted to eliminate harm for the people, and suddenly several people laughed, and Liang Yu, who didn't know why he couldn't think of it, had a mushroom head, and his stomach hurt when he laughed.
"Okay, don't laugh, if you laugh again, the mushrooms will fall, and I'll sell them to the canteen aunt tomorrow!"
In the past two days, Jiangdong Yu always likes to talk about Liang Yu's hair, and every time he sees Liang Yu's king-sized head with a king-sized mushroom, he can't help but want to laugh.
Liang Yu was not convinced, he said stiffly: "I have a personality!" What's the matter, don't accept it? I'm a person who likes to do what I think. β
"Mm-hmm, that's good."
Zheng Xu, who was immersed in reading the magazine, echoed, but Jiang Dongyu didn't speak, Liang Yu looked very proud, touched his hair and said: "You said that I am such a personality and thinking person, what work will I do in the future!" β
Song Jiangtao suddenly slapped the table, pointed at Liang Yu and roared: "I know!" You're bound to have a great career, as headstrong as your hair. This profession belongs to you! β
Hearing Song Jiangtao say this, a few people next to him suddenly became interested, what profession? He Naixuan also waited for Song Jiangtao to speak.
"Barber!"
"Haha~"
Suddenly, the other people in the 606 dormitory laughed like crazy, but Liang Yu was pale, the barber was absolutely willful, and he would cut you whatever kind of hair he wanted.
Liang Yu almost picked up the pillow and beat Song Jiangtao, this guy is too second, He Naixuan looked at the noisy crowd, shook his head and sighed: "My mother taught me not to make friends since I was a child, so now, ...... Alas, all a group of two friends. β
"!"
The people who were still listening with their ears pricked up directly stretched out one middle finger to He Naixuan, this guy was so ruthless that he directly despised it.
"Hey! Why are you going tomorrow? Sixth! β
As soon as Zheng Xu spoke, He Naixuan knew what he wanted to do, he must have taken him to play interstellar, as soon as this guy couldn't beat others, he liked to move He Naixuan over to suppress the formation. Every time it was like this, He Naixuan hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Boss, I have something to do tomorrow." β
"Okay......"
Zheng Xu said a little stupidly, and then turned his head to look at Jiang Dongyu and said, "Why are you going tomorrow?" Sweep me up! β
Jiang Dongyu's head shook like a wave drum and said, "Jin Jin asked me to go shopping." β
Before Zheng Xu could ask himself, Liang Yu on the side hurriedly said, "Tomorrow night, the tutor will arrange a party with the 2007 freshmen in a few days." β
Speaking of this, the cattle in the 606 dormitory suddenly became interested, and they all gathered around and began to inquire: "Hey, I heard that this class of freshmen has a few particularly beautiful girls!" β
Liang Yu knows that his brothers are powerful, if he dares to hang his appetite today, he will definitely be hanged on the balcony when he sleeps for a while.
"Yes, there are two little beauties who are particularly good, one is Li Tingting from the Department of Tourism, and the other is Lu Dan from our Chinese Department!"
"Braised eggs? Does her mother like to eat braised eggs? β
Zheng Xu, who was depressed and had no one to accompany him, suddenly came up with such a sentence, and several people were stunned for a moment, and then laughed, Jia Ye covered his stomach and smiled: "No, it's so funny, boss, you are so talented, people call Lu Dan!" It's not called boiled eggs! β
"I'll make it, blame me!"
When a few people were still about to say something, the lights went out in the dormitory, and everyone went to bed in their own beds.
Several animals lying on the bed began to discuss around the new freshman beauties, and some of them said that Li Tingting was the best-looking, and some said that Lu Dan was the best-looking.
And coincidentally, the six people happened to have one statement for every three people, and Su Feng never participated in these discussions, even if he asked him, he said that he didn't know.
In the end, I couldn't bear the Jiangdong language, which was arguing over and over again, and asked He Naixuan directly: "Lao He, which one is good-looking!" β
He Naixuan, who was listening to the song with headphones, was patted by Liang Yu on the side to hear the question clearly, and he replied, "Mi Ke." β
ββ¦β¦β
Everyone was silent, originally thinking that a few people could stop for a while, but who knew that after being silent for a few minutes, Song Jiangtao picked up the topic again.
This time, the topic is to say why Liang Yu can't catch up with Li Lu, Liang Yu likes Li Lu, which is a recognized secret in bedrooms 606 and 319. But Li Lu didn't let go, it's been a year, and Liang Yu hasn't even kissed anyone.
This time, He Naixuan was interested, and he didn't know why he encountered such a thing, He Naixuan liked to come up with some ideas and tinker with it.
Jiang Dongyu: "Stupid, next time you go out to play, you will wait for the door of the bedroom to close later, and when you come back and see that the door is closed, you can go to open the room." β
Liang Yu: "I tried it last time, but she climbed through the window of the water room and went in. β
Zhang Fei: "......"
Jia Ye: "......"
Song Jiangtao made a move: "You are stupid, take her to watch a ghost movie, the kind of thing that is most afraid, she will hug you as soon as she is afraid, and then you can do it." β
Liang Yu: "I tried it last time, and she was smiling from beginning to end. said that the makeup of the ghost was not good, and I commented on it! β
Zheng Xu: "......"
Song Jiangtao: "......"
"Ahem!"
He Naixuan took off his headphones and spoke: "You go to the radio station tomorrow to sing her a love song, and she definitely agreed." β
Before Liang Yu could speak, Jia on the side also spoke: "No, the keys to the radio station here are all taken by the teacher." β
"Isn't that door broken? What are you afraid of! β
"There are so many teachers during the day, I can't get them at all!"
He Naixuan sat up, smiled, and said to the people in various positions on the bed: "Tomorrow night, we will climb in, and then lock the door of that building, and the protective measures will be done." After three minutes of singing a song, we took the opportunity to slip out of the window. Don't forget, the building is next to the food court. β
Huh?
A few people came to be interested, and except for Su Feng, the 606 dormitory was a person who was afraid of chaos. So when I heard this attention, I immediately came over.
"I think it's okay! What do you think? Lao Qi, do you dare? Zheng Xu thought about it for a while and felt that this attention was quite good.
"Hey, if you get caught, you'll have to pay a major demerit!"
Jia also said with some concern.
He Naixuan asked Zhang Fei for a cigarette, shook his head and said, "You are stupid, why do you want to sing it yourself, we can engrave a disc, use the cheapest tape recorder to play it there, and wait for the start of playing." We're gone, who is he going to catch? β
Suddenly, several people unanimously stretched out their thumbs and gave them a thumbs up, which is a very good idea.
"Do you want to do it? I'm afraid of wool, do you want Li Lu or not! β
Zhang Fei slammed the bed hard, and shouted angrily at Liang Yu, who was still hesitating.
"It's done!"
Sure enough, the heads of men who are in love will become stupid, Liang Yu thought about it for a while, and was carried away by the upcoming love.
Actually, He Naixuan is very optimistic about the two of them, and Li Lu and Liang Yu are quite close and ambiguous on weekdays. Maybe it's because of the shortcomings, Li Lu didn't agree to Liang Yu, but Li Lu likes Liang Yu, which is a fact that can be seen.
"Tomorrow we're going to get what we're going to buy."
He Naixuan put forward this idea, he took the initiative to take on this task, Jiang Dongyu said that he would not accompany Zhang Jin tomorrow, he would also go, and Jia Ye and several people also said that they would help implement this plan.
Don't mess up!
The love battle in the 606 dormitory is about to start!
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