Chapter 297: I can't think of a title
Looking at Leah, who had a murderous face, Yakumo Kaede had to play a round. Lea is not Hakuri Caihime, who is the evil of this world, but she will really kill Sakata Gintoki.
"Mama, forget it. Didn't steal it anyway. When he steals it, kill him. ”
Then he came to Sakata Gintoki's side and picked him up, forced a smile, and said, "The way you look now, if Kagura and them see it, it's quite interesting compared to their expressions." ”
Hearing Yakumo Kaede's words, Sakata Gintoki was stunned for a moment, and the obscene smiles of Kagura and Shinpachi laughing at him suddenly flashed in his mind.
Although they are their bosses, if they are beaten, they will not be angry, they will only gloat. And you may sell yourself for a bunch of vinegar kelp or a temple figure.
However, suddenly, Sakata Gintoki's expression moved at this time, and he immediately reacted. Yakumo Kaede: This is the second time that Kagura and Shinpachi have been mentioned. You know, although I mentioned Kagura and Shinpachi when I came to Gensokyo, I just mentioned it to Marisa.
And the version of the narrative is still how high his status is in the Wanshiya, how underground the two of them are, how wise and martial he is, and how obedient Kagura and Shinba are are, exactly like the relationship between the emperor and the eunuch in ancient times. Anyway, it's as outrageous as you can make up.
And listening to Yakumo Kaede's words, it is basically a complete understanding of the relationship between Kagura and herself. And there is a possibility that the man in front of him knows himself, or his own world. That's why you're very familiar with yourself and the people around you.
Closing his eyes slightly, Sakata Gintoki sat up skillfully. Habitually picked up a lollipop next to him and put it in his mouth, looked at Yakumo Kaede with a serious expression, and said, "Kagura, new ones!" Looks like you know us very well. ”
Yakumo Feng said: "That's quite understanding. For example, you often owe your mother-in-law rent and don't pay it, and you like to eat red beans full of red beans like cat food, and you can't live without sweets. Kagura, a kombu woman who likes to eat jealous kelp, has 97 percent glasses, 2 percent water, and 1 percent garbage in the new bar. ”
'Staring 、、、'
Marisa suddenly looked at Gintoki Sakata suspiciously. Just now, Yakumo Kaede said that Sakata Gintoki often owes money to the landlord, which makes her a little confused.
Generally speaking, even a dime of iron rooster will pay the rent on time, and the only kind of person who will not pay the rent is the person who is short of money all day long. And before Sakata Gintoki, he said how prosperous his Wanshiya was and how good his business was. It can be said that there is an endless stream of customers who come to them every day. Basically, they pick the guests, not the guests pick them.
Fortunately, Yakumo Kaede didn't know this, otherwise he would definitely die of laughter. And I'll find a way to record the part where Sakata Gingaku forced me at that time and give it to Kagura to listen to. I think that the next period of Sakata Gintoki will definitely be quite interesting.
For Sakata Gintoki's Wanshiya, Yakumo Kaede knows everything clearly. It can be said that as long as Marisa asks Yakumo Kaede, she can know that Sakata Gintoki's words are basically blowing.
It can be said that it is basically difficult to have a few orders of business a month at Sakata Gintoki's Wanshiya, and sometimes you can't get money after finishing your work. In addition, there are three people in the Wanshi House and a super-large Dingchun to feed, which makes the already somewhat tight finances even more constrained. As for paying the rent, let's wash and sleep.
After all, Gintoki Sakata is also a well-known gambler. All he can lose in a minute is the luck value of his pants, which is basically sending money out.
"I guess I can come here, it should be your hands and feet. I've heard Marisa say that the spell is summoned immediately, but it doesn't summon the terrifying Kagura, but summons me, which I can't figure out. ”
Sakata Gintoki looked at Yakumo Kaede and asked in a deep voice. This is also what Sakata Gintoshi does not understand. He knew that playing this game was a summon, and the stronger the servant, the better. It can be said that in his world, there are not many people who are stronger than him, but it is not for nothing that they are suitable. For example, Kagura, such as Kamui. They are very interested in this game. And, it's definitely more suitable than him.
Hearing Sakata Gintoki's words, Yakumo Kaede pondered for a moment. said: "I didn't do anything to summon you, I can only say that Marisa encountered a turn when she was picking mushrooms." ”
"Turn?"
Marisa looked at Yakumo Kaede in bewilderment, she didn't remember that Gensokyo had such a person. Even Hakurei Reimu and the others looked at Yakumo Kaede with a little curiosity.
Seeing the eyes of several people, Yakumo Feng explained: "This, it's the god on the monster mountain, Jian Shan Hinata." ”
"The god of doom of the Monster Mountain!"
As soon as she heard the name, Hakuri Reimu immediately knew who it was. After all, there are too many things to avoid in the key mountain Hinata, so not many people know about it, but as a witch of the Hakurei Shrine, she happens to know the key mountain Hinata.
Yakumo Kaede continued to explain: "Kagiyama Hina is the god of bad luck, although he is constantly absorbing this bad luck, but once he encounters him, he will be very unlucky. For example, now Yinshi enters the casino for half a day and loses only underwear. If you bless the bad luck of turning around when you enter the casino, it won't take an hour to come out with a missing arm and a broken leg. ”
Hearing Yakumo Feng's words, several people suddenly felt a chill. If it's just like Yakumo Kaede's so-called, then it's really better to live than to die.
Hearing Yakumo Kaede's words, the corners of Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched involuntarily, revealing a wry smile. As Yakumo Kaede said, he is indeed very unlucky, and he basically loses every time he goes to play marbles, and he doesn't even have the money to buy the bottle at the end. Occasionally go to the casino, and in the end, all you lose is your underwear. I didn't expect Yakumo Kaede to even know this, which couldn't help but make Sakata Gintoki wonder where he knew about it, and he knew too much.
At this time, Yakumo Kaede suddenly put his right hand on his left hand, looked at Sakata Gintoki as if he had thought of something, and asked curiously: "By the way, Yinsang, is it true to hear that your girlfriend is Hijikata Shishiro." You know, the two of you are still very similar in a way. One likes sweets, one likes to eat mayonnaise, one is lazy, one is strict with himself, a group of pit fathers, a group of obedient brothers, a turtle, a local tyrant, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a perfect pair. ”