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Recently, it's 9 o'clock every day.,I'm more serious than going to school and waiting for new chapters to read.,It's often refreshed and refreshed.,Xiaoxian still doesn't update.,Why?,Wait for the heart to be anxious.,The brain began to cranky and spoof.。

If this book was written by the early poor shake, then Xiao Nuan would definitely marry Cheng Bajie as a concubine, and Cheng Bajie would definitely be given a marriage drop by the emperor, maybe he would still be a concubine. Then Cheng Bajie must be affectionate to Xiao Nuan, the relationship with the genuine wife must be bad, and Xiao Nuan must be abused by the eldest wife, and maybe the two of them will die together in the end. (Reference: Seems to be called something, right?) )

If this book is written by the poor shake in the later period, then it will appear in the first and twenty-eighth chapters: the next day, Cheng Bajie took the little servant, the entourage, and the guard, and left the capital with Zhou Jingran, and on the way, Zhou Cheng sang loudly together: "You are crazy, I am stupid ~ crazy head and monster brain to Jingxi South Road ~~~ (This reference is needless to say.) )

If this is Jin Yong's martial arts, then, in the one hundred and fourth chapter, Xiao Nuan is by the pool in the palace, it is not as simple as asking Cheng Bajie not to beat her from now on, she will say to Cheng Bajie: "You have to promise to do three things for me, which are the three things, and I will tell you when I think of it later, rest assured, it will definitely not let you violate morality." ”

And in the first two and six chapters, Master Idealism will not teach Xiao Nuan to divide tea, but takes out 2 copies and tells Xiao Nuan that the other 6 books, 1 is in the hands of Cheng Guifei, 2 are hidden in the Ouchi Imperial Study, 1 is in King Cheng's place, and the rest are missing.

Xiao Nuan went through hardships and dangers, and was full of wisdom, and finally with the help of Cheng Bajie, he learned to dominate the rivers and lakes for thousands of generations! The sun rises in the east, and only I am undefeated!!

If this is this Li An-style martial arts, then the place where Xiao Nuan and Cheng Bajie will fight will not be by the pool, but in the bamboo forest. (Please refer to it.) After the two of them floated over on the bamboo, Cheng Bajie became suspicious of Xiao Nuan's skills, and after investigation, he finally found out that Xiao Nuan's nurse turned out to be a long-missing cult master jade-faced fox on the rivers and lakes.

In the end, after some inexplicable fighting, Xiao Nuan stabbed Cheng Bajie to death with a sword, and then jumped off the cliff due to self-blame and heartache, and everyone game/over together.

At this time, Zhou Jingran sang on the cliff at thirteen o'clock~~~

If this book is a Korean drama version, cough cough~ Comrades, it's nine o'clock, go to work! Seriously! Don't look at it, even if you wait until the Chinese New Year, Xiao Nuan and Cheng Bajie will definitely not be married yet.

If this book is an American drama version, Xiao Nuan returned to the boudoir at night, opened the makeup, gasped, and saw that there were 6 Smurfs inside! The Smurfs tell Nuan that they will have to wait until Blue/Moon appears before they can open the space-time tunnel to go home, ask Nuan to take them in, and tell Nuan that Gargamel has also crossed over, so be careful of Gargamel!

At this time, Gargamel also approached King Cheng and promised to help King Cheng ascend to the throne as long as he helped him catch the Smurfs. In order to help the Smurfs make a telescope for observing astronomy, Xiao Nuan had to turn to Cheng Bajie for help, and the two had frequent contact for the Smurfs, and the relationship slowly eased.

One day, Xiao Nuan took Sister Lan to the street to make a new/dress for her, but was discovered by Gargamel, Gargamel wanted to hurt Xiao Nuan, Cheng Bajie heroically saved the beauty in time, and Gargamel's small staff waved, Cheng Bajie "biu", and turned into a pig-headed prince. After several battles, the Smurfs finally defeated Gargamel, opened the time and space tunnel, and reluctantly said goodbye to Xiao Nuan and Cheng Bajie and went home.

And Xiao Nuan also found that he was in love with Cheng Bajie, under blue/moon, gave Cheng Bajie A/true/love/kiss, Cheng Bajie turned back to his handsome and handsome appearance, and since then, Xiao Nuan and Cheng Bajie live/happily/together/ever. (Hehe, the day before yesterday, when I was waiting for a small update, I watched the Smurfs again.) )

If this book is an early text, everyone doesn't have to worry about it, no matter what the process is, the ending will definitely be NP! Cheng Bajie is the husband, Gu Xiao is the concubine, and Zhou Jingran is the ****.

If this book is the former popular royal road - BL, hahaha~~~ What Xiao Cheng Bajie really loves is actually the little white flower in his heart - innocent Xiao Xiao Gu Xiao, and he naturally noticed Zhou Jingran's feelings for him as a childhood sweetheart, in order to prevent Zhou Shisan from hurting Gu Xiao out of love and hatred, he privately traded with Xiao Nuan, and promised to use the status and glory of the concubine in exchange for Xiao Nuan and his Ming Xiu plank road, so that he could secretly cross Chen Cang with Gu Xiao.

As a homo girl and a rotten girl,Xiao Nuan naturally did her best to complete the two of Gu Cheng,In the end,Gu Cheng cultivated the right result,Worship the church to get married,Xiao Nuan sent a happy couplet: Attack virtue is immeasurable, and there is no boundary!

If Zhang Ailing came to read this book, then she would leave a book review and say: Every woman will have red roses and white roses in her life, if Xiao Nuan chooses Cheng Shizi, then Gu Xiao will become a white rose, and Cheng Shizi will become a mosquito blood on the wall; If Xiao Nuan chooses Gu Xiao, then Cheng Shizi will become a red rose, and Gu Xiao will become a rice grain on the placket.

In any case, I only wish that the small warm years will be quiet and the present world will be stable.

If Zhou Libo came to read this book, then he would say to Cheng Bajie: Friend Nong help Wow, Ah, there is Nong Die, can hang the little girl? What a flower head! Then, he would post back in the post of who Cheng Bajie was tasked with for the first time: Men will also end up from the beginning!

If the ugly people come to write this book, Wakaka ~~~~ The introduction will definitely be solemnly marked: The content of this article is too bloody and violent, please read it under the guidance of parents under the age of 25, thank you!

Hey~Hey, hey~~ Someone is going to come and spoof with me, isn't it?