Huang Yali looked at Yu Le, who was intoxicated by the aroma of wine, and muttered: "Spicy, what's so delicious!" ”

Yu Le shook his head and said: "Juemeng is alone and bitter, and he is drunk and happy with witches." He is a guest everywhere, and he talks nonsense about his life. ”

Huang Yali picked up a shrimp ball and asked while eating, "What do you mean?" ”

Yu Le sighed lightly: "Hey! If you don't study well, how can you communicate happily! ”

Huang Yali glanced at him and said, "If you speak human language, can I not understand it?" ”

Yu Le sneered: "Human words, do you know that people have to rely on their own feet to stand up to the sky? If you don't be a good person, you won't even be able to speak in the future. ”

Huang Yali pouted and said, "You didn't explain it like that last time. ”

As a poet with a strong creative aspiration, Yu Le has made too many interpretations of Chinese characters.

There are several explanations for the same word, and there is always a suitable context for the tone, and it is not illegal to talk nonsense anyway.

It's just that he really can't think of what his definition of 'human' was last time!

Knowing that Yu Le couldn't remember, Huang Yali said: "Why is 'people' two strokes, not one or three, or even more strokes." Because God created men and women, that is, let them rely on each other, so as to combine into a person with a capital letter, a person who stands on the earth and the sky. ”

Yu Le asked suspiciously, "When did you say this?" ”

Huang Yali laughed and said, "Look at Huang. I said it after I was caught. ”

The waiter who served the food listened to the conversation between the two and couldn't help laughing. With a shake of his hand, the plate slammed against the glass turntable with a crisp sound.

She hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, you two!" ”

Yu Le asked with concern, "You're not hurt, are you?" ”

When the waiter heard this, he didn't answer, and walked away briskly.

Yu Le glared at Huang Yali and said, "Ruining my reputation, did you do it on purpose?" ”

Huang Yali smiled proudly: "Let you teach me a lesson, you deserve to be embarrassed." ”

Yu Le said angrily: "I can't stop your mouth when I eat, it's really a white-eyed wolf." ”

Huang Yali stuffed another shrimp ball into her mouth and muttered, "You dare to say it, I'm afraid that people will know."

The last time I went to the park with you, a girl was wearing a miniskirt and you stared at someone's long, white legs. I said you're sexy, do you know how you answered? ”

Yu Le replied embarrassedly: "Chromophobia." ”

Huang Yali unhurriedly grabbed another shrimp ball, and said while chewing: "You say: color is the nature of people. Then you write the word 'man' on the ground with a twig and ask me what I look like? ”

Taking a sip of the juice, she continued, "I said it's just a 'human' word." You shake your head and say, "It's normal that you're young and can't understand." You see that the word 'human' doesn't look like a person with his arms on the ground, doing a piston movement. ”

Just as the waiter walked to the table with the duck cake and ingredients, hearing Huang Yali's words, the duck cake in her hand fell on the table in shock.

She really can't think of anyone who is so talented and can interpret the word 'human' so dirtily throughout the ages.

Yu Le couldn't sit still.

Nima, my brother invited you to dinner, and said a few words to let you study hard, and you will block my brother and make my brother's heart stop. The vindictiveness is too strong!

However, Yu Le is really a little embarrassed.

As the saying goes: if you don't listen, you don't know, and then you will be shocked.

As a poet, his thoughts are soaring and uninhibited, but at the same time divergent and radiating.

Perhaps, together with inspiration, he can recite poetry casually; As soon as his mind moved, he was able to decipher the secret language of ancient Chinese characters.

In the heart of music, whether it is writing poems or interpreting words, it is just a game of thinking and the dismantling of glyphs.

What he really values is the great wealth and prestige that the cultural industry can bring. Because his ambition is to be the richest man in the world.

Yu Le spoke: "Yali, you must have listened to the errand. What I'm saying is: life is about movement, and the word 'human' is like doing push-ups. Only with strength can people stand more steadily. ”

Huang Yali pursed her lips and stopped talking.

Yu Le's ability to talk nonsense, she has not learned much in the past two years. Besides, eat other people's mouths, say a few words, give face, and the boat of friendship will not capsize!

The waiter suddenly realized that the little girl had heard it wrong. I said, who is so boring and defines people with such dirty explanations?

She said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'll change you another duck cake, shall I?" ”

Yu Le nodded and said, "It's okay, just change it." ”

The waiter cleaned up the table and left.

Yu Le didn't dare to speak anymore, God knows what sensational remarks Huang Yali will make, his little heart can't stand this kind of stimulation.

The two quickly finished eating, and Huang Yali packed the remaining duck racks.

Yu Le asked, "After eating, where are you going?" ”

Huang Yali said: "I want to go to the mall to buy clothes. ”

Yu Le nodded and said, "Oh, then you go, I should go home and sleep." ”

Huang Yali said angrily: "Where do I have money!" ”

Yu Le was speechless. Damn, this is treating him as a fat pig, using a machete to squeeze down (biao) meat!

He ignored Huang Yali and stopped a taxi and got in.

Huang Yali had no choice but to pull the car door and said, "You sit inside!" ”

Yu Le moved in to make way for her.

When he got home, Yu Le opened the door and entered the house.

Just about to close the door, Huang Yali squeezed into the room.

Yu Le asked in surprise: "Why are you coming here if you don't go home?" ”

Huang Yali didn't answer and asked, "When will you take me to your new home?" ”

Yu Le said angrily: "I didn't buy it for you, you are quite positive." ”

Huang Yali didn't answer and said: "I'm scared at home alone, so I'll live here with you for the past few days." ”

When Yu Le heard this, his head was big.

He said, "Go straight out, go home." Lonely men and widows are not afraid of gossip. ”

Huang Yali hugged his waist from behind Yu Le and said coquettishly: "People just want to be with you!" ”

Yu Le pouted and said, "You want to be with my banknotes!" ”

Huang Yali pushed Yu Le away and said, "It's boring." See through and don't say it, that's not what you often say! ”

Yu Le slapped his forehead with his hand and said, "Faint!" What have I taught! You'd better go home, you can't learn from me. ”

Huang Yali didn't pay attention to the fun, ran straight to the bed in the inner room, and lay down with her clothes.

Yu Le found that he really couldn't do anything about this goblin girl. This is clearly to eat, drink, and sleep.

He changed into a pair of slippers, then walked to the back room and said, "Let Jean, the owner is back." ”

Huang Yali moved her body inward and didn't speak.

Yu Le lay beside her, stabbed her in the back and said, "Eh, what the hell do you think, you don't really want to rely on me, do you?" ”