203. 203. Flowers are planted on hippopotamus dung
Lin Miaoke looked at his glasses and said, "You, when did you get it on the Internet?" ”
Glasses smiled and said, "I uploaded it on the way when I came!" ”
Lin Miaoke said: "You uploaded this video to the Internet, why do so many browsers and websites know about it in such a short period of time?" ”
Seeing Lin Miaoke asking, the glasses said proudly: "It's very simple!" All you need is one program! Seeing Lin Miaoke's eyes widening so wide, he sighed and said, "Hey, why are you so stupid!" Let me tell you this, this is an automatic sending software, all websites on the Internet, browsers, film and television platforms, etc., will receive such information, and then automatically supplement it on the web page. ”
Lin Miaoke was still puzzled, and said: "There are firewalls and other things on people's web pages, how can they be automatically supplemented on the web pages?" ”
Seeing Lin Miaoke ask such a question, Lu Feng couldn't help but smile and said: "The firewall can only prevent ordinary viruses, but like the virus emitted by glasses, how can an ordinary firewall prevent it." If you can prevent it, a guy like Glasses who is among the top ten hackers in the world in his teens might as well be killed by a head-on! ”
Hearing Lu Feng say this, Lin Miaoke's eyes widened, and he looked at his glasses in surprise and said, "You are spreading viruses to the Internet!" ”
The glasses rolled their eyes and said, "My virus is a benign virus, not a malicious virus, and it will not cause any adverse effects on computers and web pages." Besides, many websites can't kowtow to such a good video, so I gave it to them for free, and confiscated their information fees! Such a video will definitely greatly increase the number of clicks on their website and enhance their popularity, and they can't be more grateful! ”
Lin Miaoke said: "But if you upload such a video, isn't it suspected of spreading bad information?" ”
The glasses smiled and said, "Ke'er, don't worry, I have blurred the key parts of the surname Zhao and Mao Lulu, which is in line with the International Information Communication Law!" ”
Hearing the glasses say this, Lin Miaoke breathed a sigh of relief, and said after a while: "What if he finds someone to delete those videos and posts?" ”
Hearing that Lin Miaoke was so worried, the glasses sneered disdainfully and said, "Can the things released by my glasses be deleted when they are deleted?" I'll sue you, I wish he could find someone to delete it! ”
Hearing the glasses say this, Lin Miaoke said with a confused face: "If they are all deleted, won't your purpose be achieved?" ”
Glasses smiled and said, "The things I sent have a characteristic." If you don't delete one, you will automatically generate two if you delete it once, you will automatically generate four if you delete it twice, and if you delete it four times, it will automatically generate eight, and so it will grow exponentially. Ke'er, do you say I wish he would find someone to delete it? ”
Lin Miaoke heard the glasses say this, admired the glasses very much, and said with a look of adoration: "The glasses are so amazing, amazing!" ”
Hearing Lin Miaoke praise herself like this, the glasses said proudly: "Of course my mother's is amazing!" Who are my glasses? After saying this, he glanced at Lu Feng, and said to Lin Miaoke with a smile, "Ke'er, I'm so good, you will be my girlfriend, don't be the boss's girlfriend, right?" ”
Lin Miaoke heard the glasses say this, blushed and glared at the glasses, and said with a smile: You big villain! Don't feel good about yourself! I sue you, you are not even as good as Brother Feng's little toe, so I won't leave Brother Feng to be your girlfriend! “
Listening to Lin Miaoke's words, everyone immediately burst out laughing. When the laughter stopped, the spear god looked at the sad glasses, smiled again, and said, "You kid doesn't pee on yourself, just your virtue, you still want Ke'er to be your girlfriend!" It's not fun to look for yourself, right? ”
Snow Wolf continued: "If Ke'er really became the girlfriend of glasses, then it would really be flowers stuck in cow dung!" ”
"What cow dung!" The hippopotamus laughed and said, "It's shit!" Stinky shit! Stinky stinking shit! ”
Hearing the hippopotamus say this, the stegosaurus couldn't help it, laughed and said: "It's not dog shit, it's hippo shit, and it's hippo shit that smells worse than dog shit!" ”
Listening to a few guys talking about shit here, Lu Feng couldn't help but smile and said, "You guys, let's eat here, your mouth is full of this shit and that shit, do you still eat this meal?" ”
Hearing Lu Feng say this, everyone laughed more happily, and the room was full of laughter. When the laughter finally calmed down, the glasses that had been teased by everyone seemed to be a little unwilling, looked at Lu Feng and Lin Miaoke, and said with a smile, "Ke'er, this time, I don't dare to let you be my girlfriend anymore!" In the future, if you say goodbye to the boss, I won't let you be my girlfriend! ”
Hearing the glasses say this again, Lin Miaoke was so angry that she slapped him on the head and slapped him hard, and said angrily: "Glasses, you big villain, I, I hate you to death!" ”
Lu Feng laughed and said, "Glasses, you kid is looking for a beating!" That's the result of looking for a beating! Deserve! He looked at Lin Miaoke again, and said with a smile, "Ke'er, if you talk about bastards again, you just have to beat them hard, and if your hand hurts, I'll lend you the military thorn!" ”
Hearing Lu Feng say this, everyone couldn't help but laugh again, and in everyone's laughter, the glasses looked at Lu Feng with a bitter face, sighed and said, "Boss, you won't be so exaggerated, right?" Mom's and I have been with your brother for many years, Ke'er has only known you for more than ten days, and you are heavy on sex and light on friends, don't miss brotherly love, and help Ke'er speak! Mom, haven't you slept together yet? If you slept together, you would dare to wipe my neck with a military stab! ”
Lu Feng heard the glasses say this, and shouted loudly to Lin Miaoke: "Ke'er, since this kid is looking for a fight, you will continue to fight, and you will be beaten hard!" ”
Lin Miaoke was so ashamed that her face was red, she stared at her glasses, and said hatefully: "Glasses, you big villain!" You're always bullying me to death, aren't you? See if I don't kill you! As he spoke, he picked up the chopsticks on the table and went to knock on the shoulder of the optical store.
The glasses shouted while hiding: "Boss, do you still care about your wife?" If you don't care, she will beat me now, and she will beat you when she gets married! ”
Listening to the glasses shouting like this, Lin Miaoke, who couldn't beat the glasses after a few hits, sat on the chair with a red face, and shouted at Lu Feng: "Brother Feng, look at him, I hate him to death, just beat him up!" ”
Seeing Lin Miaoke's embarrassed and annoyed appearance, Lu Feng shouted towards the glasses: "Okay glasses, are you still finished?" You really want to fight, don't you? ”