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Hu Yifan's words also came from Lao Guo, but the original words are like this: Your shameless appearance has the charm of my youth. Hu Yifan only adapted it slightly.

Hu Yifan's scolding is quite measured, and he is a pun and kills two birds with one stone, and his combat effectiveness is also off the charts.

The audience on the Internet is called a cool one.

At this moment, many taxi drivers are also listening.

Hu Yifan's Mandarin is still very standard, and the broadcast effect is also high-definition without noise, and the drivers and friends also have a lot of flavor when they listen to it.

Many drivers and friends think, not to mention, although the show has changed hosts and the style is very different, it seems to be very good. Not to mention that the anchor's exit is a chapter, three sentences, one poem, five sentences and an allusion, but it seems to have a bit of literary literacy?

Of course, in the eyes of real literati, this kind of scolding is bullshit, and in their eyes it is still a little rough and vulgar. However, Hu Yifan doesn't care about what is elegant and noble, and it is called art when it is appreciated by both elegance and vulgarity.

Since it's "", let's talk about it.

Now that someone is coming to smash the field, it is not only nonsense, but also to tear the enemy to the ground, that is good. Hu Yifan also did it.

Now no one dares to come forward among the fans of the Northern Underworld Sword.

I can't scold it, I can't help it.

Seeing that the two people who smashed the field were defeated in a row, Hu Yifan didn't want to dwell too much, after all, the time of the show was limited, and the whole process was scolded for an hour, so the show was simply renamed "Scolding".

"Alright. Thanks to the two cheap fans who smashed the field. Your IQ spices up the show, thanks. However, although the name of the show is "", it must also have a theme, draw a scope, and everyone can have a clearer idea.

Before I came, I thought of a topic to share with you.

It's called "The Truth."

As you say, the talk on this show is pure nonsense, don't sit in the right seat. ”

As soon as Hu Yifan's topic came out, Uncle Wang and others next to him were shocked. They've never done it before.

Li Li was even more surprised, because in the past, many manuscripts were screened and adapted by him from major entertainment gossip newspapers and news magazines, how dare he do such nonsense?

For example, if there is a liquefied gas explosion in a certain city, the hidden dangers of safety production and business, etc., the program will be; A certain official was exposed by Xiao San, and the nude photos of Xiao San and the three of them or something, the show once again.

After one episode of the show, the few nonsense topics were changed by five or six, and the most were changed by eight or nine.

Now Hu Yifan is innovating on the first day of the show, and he dares to play this kind of thesis-style proposition nonsense, directional nonsense, this difficulty is not small.

"Uncle Wang, this Hu Ge changed the format of the program just after taking office, and he didn't take his predecessors seriously." Editor Li Li said unhappily.

Uncle Wang also frowned slightly: "Young man, it's good to have some hard work, I'm worried that this topic is a bit thrilling." There are many truths in this world that cannot be spoken publicly. ”

Zuo Danan smiled: "It's okay, I don't think Hu Ge will be boring enough to tell some historical truths, right?" ”

Compared with fans, they are quite looking forward to it, after all, they are used to hearing the nonsense of the previous "news channeling", and now it is quite fresh to listen to this proposition.

The middle director played dozens of seconds of music, and Hu Yifan began to talk nonsense about the "truth".

"What is the truth? As the name suggests, it refers to the true appearance and situation of things. You may think this is a bit textbook.

Contemptible people are also tired of textbook-style preaching, and I am not here to educate you, but to entertain you.

Since it's, we need to be a little artistic and make it simple.

Let me start with a little paragraph.

It is said that there is a child in the South China Sea, and he is very close to his master when he is young. He's a master, and his stomach is bad.

One day the master taught the children and said, "Boy, go home and see your family, don't say anything else, just say to them, 'I know the truth of the matter!'" Guaranteed to have your benefits. ”

The kid learned.

As soon as I got home and saw my mother, I stepped forward and said, "Mom, I know the truth of the matter." When his mother heard this, her face turned white, and she quickly took out fifty yuan to give it to the child and told him, "Baby, don't tell your father, mom will give you fifty yuan and take the flowers."

After a while, he saw his father again, and he said again, "Dad, I know the truth of the matter!" His father didn't say a word and took out 200 to put it in the child's hand, and told the child: "Don't tell your mother!"

This kid thought to himself, this is a fortune!

Ouch, I've found a way to get rich.

Everyone who saw me said I knew the truth of the matter.

And one day.

He saw that the messenger from the post office in front of them had come to their house. The boy stepped forward and said, "Uncle Postman, I know the truth of the matter!" ”

When they heard the letter, they all cried and said, "Good son, dad hug!" ”。

This joke is from Lao Guo's hand, and it comes at hand at this time, which is quite pertinent, and fans can hear it with relish.

Ho, in stock!

Zuo Da Nan's eyes widened: "Good guy, the preparation is good!" ”

When editor Li Li heard this, she was not so angry that Hu Yifan did not use her manuscript materials, a newcomer dared to abandon his own materials and not use them, but he didn't expect that there were really a few brushes.

Ah Wu gave a thumbs up, feeling that the key people do not use news and current affairs as the medium, but use a word as the topic, tell stories in simple terms, and pull jokes, high!

The eyes of the masses are bright.

As soon as this joke came out, fans sprung up like mushrooms, and even the earl uncle who choked before also rewarded more than 99 blue roses. Although the money is not much, it is only 9 yuan, but this is black to powder, which is a qualitative change.

"What do you think after listening to it, and will the director talk about it?"

Director Ah Wu was surprised, why did he suddenly ask himself?

"Lord anchor, I'll put on some music, make an opening statement, and put down the effect sound, so I can't answer it." Abu Dao.

"The director is too humble. Looks like they're afraid of stealing the limelight from me. In this case, the audience can also type and communicate on the public screen, and the interaction is interesting. Hu Yifan said.

Fans began to express their understanding in an orderly manner.

One humanitarian: "My thoughts: Isn't this child's way to get rich the legendary hush money?" ”

One said: "It seems that the truth is hidden in people's hearts and does not want to be known by others." ”

One humanitarian: "The truth must contain unspeakable secrets, and once it is known by others, the consequences can be serious." ”

One humanitarian: "The truth is often deceptive. ”

……

Hu Yifan nodded again and again.

"Everyone's presentations were very good."

So I picked a few good speeches and chattered about them, which was convenient for drivers who listened to the radio broadcast.

He immediately said, "Very good." I didn't expect the audience to be a Crouching Tiger. Everyone's analysis is very insightful. Then I'll talk a little bit about it.

The truth is often obscured.

Fake looks are what you like to see.

Illusions are confused, upside down, and indulging.

It is said that there is always only one truth.

But in fact, in life, many times, it doesn't have to be this way.

Legend has it that in ancient times, there was a very magical place, called "Too Illusory Realm", where you can peek into the past and present lives of the six realms of beings in the earthly world, which is extremely magical.

This too illusory realm is simply a blessed land for immortals, there is a stone gate in that place, and there is a pair in front of the door.

Say:

When the fake is true, the truth is also false;

There is nowhere to do nothing, and there is no.

There are many layers to the concept of truth and falsehood, and it is not a simple truth and falsehood, nor can it be simply understood as truth and falsehood.

To put it simply, people in the world regard all things that are false as true, and what is true as false.

For example, in the eyes of many people, so-and-so is actually a real thoughtful and talented person, but people say that he is a crazy person who has no future.

For example, in the eyes of many people, a certain singer who was banned by radio and television was disqualified from the competition, imprisoned, and banned because he slandered such and such a program and injured such and such a singer, and he deserved it!

But is that really the case?

Now I'll tell you a little story about the director and the singer. ”

After saying this large paragraph, fans are like chicken blood.

is not only because Hu Yifan said it well, but more importantly, he said something in his words, although it was nonsense, but it seemed to mean something, as if he wanted to break some secrets of good songs.

Could it be that Hu Ge was humiliated in a good song?

Could it be that the judgment of Hu Ge by a good song contains what ulterior truth does it contain?