There was a lot of applause on the public screen, of course, there were a lot of cheers, but more of them were diving, staring at the computer screen silently, curiously waiting for how this "halfway monk" Hu Ge would talk nonsense to everyone next. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

At this moment, Hu Yifan also quickly entered the role.

Yes, today I am an anchor, the anchor alas!

"Good morning, everyone."

This greeting is a little different. Fortunately, there is also Taobao Tmall in this world, and there is also the title of "pro", so everyone can also understand it with a sense of substitution.

There are many people on the public screen who have swiped the screen.

There was a response saying good morning.

There are also naughty people who say: Who is your pro, stinky and shameless!

"Ahem, it's a newcomer. I don't know the rules very well, and I haven't made any outstanding contributions to the station, and I don't have many fans, so I feel a little empty. ”

Some people on the public screen who didn't like Hu Ge very much scolded them: Then you can get out!

Because there is only such an offensive sentence on the public screen, "standing out from the crowd", it is very dazzling, not only Hu Yifan, but also Uncle Wang, Zuo Danan, Zuo Feifei, Xu Li, and A Wu who are watching from the sidelines have also seen it.

Everyone is thinking, and they don't know if Hu Ge's premiere can withstand it.

It's hard to get started.

"It's irresponsible to get out, and if you get far away, you can't get back. By the way, I forgot to report my home. My name is Hu Ge, I used to be a singer, now I am an anchor, and maybe I will be a writer or something in the future. ”

This time, a red-named vest spoke.

Ouch, still an earl!

The title of earl, Hu Yifan, knows. The first month reward is 2,500 yuan, and then 600 yuan per month to renew to maintain this title.

For a fan with average economic strength, rewarding the anchor with an earl is considered true love. This also shows that this person is a fan of Uncle Wang in the past.

"Hu Ge, where is Uncle Wang? What kind of anchor are you singing, and you don't pay attention. I used to be a singer, but now I'm an anchor, and maybe I'll be a writer in the future, so blow it. ”

Hu Ge didn't reply impatiently.

Thinking about it, these will all be transformed into their true love fans in the future, and they can't be offended, so it's better to "hook up".

Hu Yifan looked back and smiled, Uncle Wang, who had a somewhat complicated expression, also typed a line on the public screen: The anchor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver!

This kind of crazy talk that is deliberately upside down is the first time I have seen it in this world, and everyone's eyes are bright.

Ouch, yes, can play word games?

In fact, this sentence is a sick sentence, and there is a logical problem. And this quote comes from the mouth of Guo Degang, adapted from Napoleon's famous saying: "A soldier who does not want to be a general is not a good soldier". After that, multiple versions appeared.

Although Napoleon was not used in this world, the count was still frightened by such a sick sentence. He didn't know why he had suddenly shut up.

Is it momentum?

He felt, "There seems to be a real meaning in this."

Divers also silently thought: It seems that this new anchor is not empty, so it should be boring to listen to it.

As for Hu Ge's appearance, everyone is not very interested, they are all old faces, and they don't look like the audience, but they are dressed up with an extra pair of headphones.

Zuo Danan, who was watching from the sidelines, also nodded slightly, and asked Xu Li editor in a low voice: "You prepared these lines?" ”

Xu Li replied: "I didn't write a single sentence, it was all improvised by him." I doubt that he will need the material in my manuscript in the future. ”

Zuo Danan nodded meaningfully: "But all those who are talented have their own style, their own ideas, and their own ideas, and they will not easily listen to other people's ......."

Hu Yifan saw that the earl was silent, and said: "A singer named Hu Ge has been banned, and I like to hear it." Thanks to my classmate Zuo Feifei, that is, the eldest lady of your Yulong Group, I recommended you to come here to find a job and enjoy a bite to eat. The grace of this meal will not be forgotten.

Of course, I also want to thank the people who beat the water dogs, it was you who made me understand that I need to make myself stronger, stronger.

But I know that your hostility towards me is not because you are also the kind of person who likes to beat the water dogs, nor because you are doubting my streamer quality, but because I ...... I...... Robbed the goddess in everyone's mind!

Yes, everyone thinks that I have snatched everyone's goddess Ye Fei'er by any means.

Yes, I now have an identity to show off: Ye Fei'er's boyfriend.

I have lost the identity of a good song champion, but I have a more dazzling identity, whether it is a gain or a loss, left to others to judge.

I know that since Sister Fei'er publicly admitted this incident, I have not only become Wang Shao's enemy, but also the enemy of most of the country's male and small female teenagers!

I think that after the premiere, a group of Wang Shao's minions are about to be on the way to Guangzhou, and they want to give me a good look! Maybe, next time I live, I'll go with less arms and legs.

Alas!

It is said that it is stressful to fall in love with beautiful women, and it is even more stressful to fall in love with well-known beauties.

In between, in the days when I was a streamer, no matter how much you despised me, looked down on me, and even slandered me and insulted me, I regarded it as your jealousy of me.

What the? I don't deserve everyone's jealousy?

An outdated singer who was banned by Nanhai Satellite TV, has no future, is pitiful, and comes here to be an anchor with a salary of only 5,000 a month, where does he get his confidence?

My self-confidence lies in the fact that I lost the world, but I won the beauty!

So, I don't mind your jealousy.

Being envied and even hated shows that I am at least not a failure.

Ahem, an ad is inserted:

Tomorrow CCTV will have a set of "Literary Star", and the object of the interview is Ye Feier, I hope everyone will cheer more. ”

Hu Yifan's anchor remarks, the number of fans soared from more than 3,000 to more than 5,000 all of a sudden. However, many people feel that this is hyping Ye Feier.

"Ahem, a man who relies on women, eat soft rice!"

"That's it, without Ye Fei'er, he's a fart!"

"Is it interesting to keep hyping up our Sister Fei'er?"

"This ***, after the ban, is not low-key, and it is so high-profile, and I am not afraid of being hacked to death by Wang Shao's people!"

"What do you know, he is taking advantage of the situation to make another fire on the live broadcast platform."

Meanwhile.

Ye Feier posted a message on Sina Weibo: Hu Ge's "" debut, Yulong live broadcast room! Then Aite Huo Jintong.

Many netizens exclaimed: A wave of brain-dead fans are rushing to the Yulong live broadcast room.

At this moment, Ye Feier is also recording the program "Literary Star", and the WeChat just now was sent during the interstitial advertisement.

Two red sofas, a glass coffee table, a bottle of red wine, a fruit bowl, two women chatting face-to-face, the atmosphere is very harmonious.

Yu Chi Lanlan: "Sister Fei'er, many netizens are worried that Hu Ge is trying to fall in love with you, what do you think?" ”

Ye Fei'er: "I never care what others say, I have my own judgment." Hu Ge has something to do with me? That's what people who don't know him say that. ”

Yu Chi Lanlan: "It seems to be true love." ”

Ye Fei'er: "I don't know if it's or not, anyway, there is a sense of expectation and security." Is this feeling love? I don't know, after all, it's the first time I've been in a relationship in the true sense of the word. ”