Chapter 54: Tell a joke

Ye Meina suddenly called to invite her to dinner, Ye Pingyu felt very strange, and couldn't let her invite her guests after thinking about it, so in the evening, he asked her to go to a newly opened restaurant in the township, Zuixian Pavilion Hotel, and then called Wang Qiang, and the office took Zhao Yanan and the four of them to have a meal together. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Ye Meina really wanted to invite him to a meal and then talk about herself, but when she arrived at the hotel, she found that Ye Pingyu had called two more people, and she couldn't say anything, so Ye Pingyu beckoned her to come in and get to know each other.

Zhao Yanan learned that Ye Meina was Ye Pingyu's friend in the same village, so he greeted her very enthusiastically, and Wang Qiang also got to know Ye Meina first after seeing her.

Seeing the two beauties sitting next to him, Wang Qiang's heart felt a little nervous, Zhao Yanan he knew before, naturally he yearned for it, and now he sat down to eat together, Zhao Yanan was generous and cheerful, talking and laughing from time to time, which made him a little restless, in front of girls, he lacked a little self-confidence.

After Ye Meina came, although she didn't look as beautiful and confident as Zhao Yanan, she was also so beautiful that he didn't dare to look at it more.

Ye Pingyu sat there and greeted everyone calmly, but he also observed that Wang Qiang has no partner yet, and Ye Meina has not talked about a boyfriend, if the two of them are matched together, it is a more suitable pair. Although Wang Qiang has always had a soft spot for Zhao Yanan, Zhao Yanan has a high vision and probably won't take Wang Qiang in his eyes.

Zhao Yanan was of course very happy to Ye Pingyu for calling him out to eat together, in the office, Zhou Lei was a bit of a sycophant like Liang Jun, Ye Pingyu didn't like him, Yao Weiguo was cold and indifferent all day long, and he couldn't get close to Ye Pingyu, only she and Chang Fang were close to Ye Pingyu, and Chang Fang was not at home tonight, telling her that she was going to the county seat, so only she came out to eat with Ye Pingyu.

Seeing that Ye Pingyu is now more and more in the role of director of the party and government office, Zhao Yanan admires him more and more, and has the intention of belonging, but Chang Fang sometimes gets involved, but Ye Pingyu himself never confides in her heart, so she doesn't know what to do.

It's not too big, and the parents are also urging to find a partner, now a good man is not so easy to find, if the opportunity is lost, then there is no more, but she must be a girl after all, how can she take the initiative to show her heart to the boy she likes?

Ye Pingyu deliberately avoided the kind of hot eyes that Zhao Yanan saw, since Feng Xiyao appeared, his mind was no longer here, Chang Fang and Zhao Yanan were his closest work partners, but if it involved the relationship between men and women, it would be entangled, it was better not to touch this aspect at all, so that he could save more worry at work.

Ye Meina looked at Ye Pingyu sitting there like a big brother, and the look of worship in her eyes was also that kind of admiration, although her brother Ye Ming was the real big brother, but she didn't worship him at all, but thought that he was not doing his job, not doing his job, and causing trouble for his parents all day long, how could he work in the township party committee like Ye Pingyu, high and respected?

Ye Pingyu invited them to eat just a light meal, and he just wanted to take this opportunity to chat with Ye Meina and ask her about her work in the health center, Wang Qiang has been depressed recently, Yan Bingli knew that Ye Pingyu was going to transfer him to the party and government office, and he was not very good to him, and now he called him out to help him relieve his boredom, which is nothing more than such a few purposes, so except for him and Wang Qiang to drink a little wine, he didn't drink much.

Everyone chatted while eating, usually Ye Pingyu was not very easy to talk, but now on such occasions, he talks the most, because he is the biggest, everyone is listening to him, he doesn't feel very good, why as soon as he becomes an official, it is as if his ability has suddenly become much bigger, everyone is watching him speak.

Ye Pingyu smiled and asked Wang Qiang to tell a joke, Wang Qiang is usually not very good at talking, and now let him tell jokes, he is a little embarrassed, but he wants to show his face in front of the two beauties, so he searched for dry intestines and told a small laugh he just saw in the magazine: "Anyway, a little donkey asked an old donkey, why do we eat hay every day, and cows want to eat concentrate feed?" The old donkey sighed, we can't compare with this, we rely on errands to eat, and people rely on their chests to eat! Ha ha! ”

The joke is very short, and before he finishes it, Wang Qiang laughs by himself first, and the person who laughs first when he tells the joke must not be very ridiculous, and sure enough, after he finished speaking, Zhao Yanan looked at him indifferently and said, "Finished?" ”

Only then did Wang Qiang stop laughing and said, "It's over!" ”

"It's boring!" Zhao Yanan said lightly.

However, Ye Meina found it interesting, laughed softly, and looked at Wang Qiang twice. Ye Pingyu glanced at Zhao Yanan, thinking that Wang Qiang told jokes regardless of the occasion or person, obviously Zhao Yanan was sitting there, and he had to say anything about eating with his chest, wasn't this deliberately sarcastic Zhao Yanan's flat chest? Ye Meina was uneven, and looked very happy.

Ye Pingyu smiled and said: "Wang Qiang, this joke you told is too vulgar, it's not appropriate to tell it in front of two beauties, tell a more elegant joke!" ”

Wang Qiang blushed and said, "Pingyu, I won't do anything else, this is what I just saw, so I'll tell it, or you can talk about it!" ”

Looking at the three of them, Ye Pingyu thought about it and smiled: "Okay, then I'll tell a joke too, but don't laugh, just guess, whoever guesses correctly will have a prize, okay?" ”

As soon as his words were finished, Zhao Yanan clapped his hands with a smile and said, "Okay, okay, I don't know what Director Ye wants to reward us?" ”

"I'll tell you about the prize later, but I'll finish it now." Ye Pingyu smiled, and then said: "It is said that there are twins, and the two brothers hate each other very much, why do they hate each other?" Because the two often grab milk to drink, so both of them want each other to die, and it didn't take long for the two to come up with an idea, the eldest in the second child's milk. The son is poisoned, and the second child drinks the milk in the boss. The child was also poisoned, and the next day, guess which of them hung up first? ”

After listening to Ye Pingyu's joke, everyone really didn't laugh, this is not a joke but a criminal investigation question, just heard the milk. Child's milk. Zi's words made Zhao Yanan and Ye Meina a little embarrassed, and Wang Qiang felt that this was more vulgar than him talking about breasts or something.

But hearing Ye Pingyu's question, the three of them pondered, and after a while, Wang Qiang spoke first: "The eldest poison first, it should be the second one who hangs first!" ”

Ye Pingyu smiled and said nothing, Ye Meina thought for a while, and said: "Brother Pingyu, there is no mention in the joke who poisoned first, maybe they ate milk ...... together at the same time, and then hung up together?" ”

Having said this, Ye Meina's face turned red, Wang Qiang couldn't help but try not to laugh, but Ye Pingyu shook his head there and smiled: "No! ”

This question is complicated, Wang Qiang and Ye Meina can't think of it, only Zhao Yanan is still sitting there thinking about it, thinking for a long time, his head turned, and suddenly slapped the table and shouted: "Okay, you Ye Pingyu, you are too bad!" ”

Ye Pingyu smiled and said, "Why am I broken, have you figured out the answer?" ”

Wang Qiang and Ye Meina also looked at her together when they heard her movement so much, wanting to know the answer, but when they asked, Zhao Yanan blushed instead, squirming and reluctant to say it, and was forced to the end, before he said seriously: "It's not the eldest who hangs up first, it's not the second child who hangs up first, and it's not that they hang up together, but their father hangs up first!" ”

"Why?" Ye Meina's eyes widened, a little puzzled.

"Haha!" Ye Pingyu couldn't help laughing, Wang Qiang thought about it after hearing it, and immediately understood, and couldn't help laughing, Zhao Yanan blushed, but after finishing speaking, she couldn't stop laughing, Ye Meina thought for two minutes, and suddenly understood, her face was flushed, and she laughed shyly.

"Brother Pingyu, you are so bad, worse than my brother!" Ye Meina, who had no personnel, looked at Ye Pingyu with a crimson face and smiled.

Ye Pingyu couldn't stop laughing, and said: "Bad joke, cold joke, don't laugh, only Yanan got it right just now, say what prize do you want!" ”

"your Ye Pingyu, I don't want your prize, you will definitely say that I will be rewarded with a carton of poisoned milk to take home and drink!" Zhao Yanan sat there, glanced at Ye Pingyu, no longer fell for him, and didn't think about any prizes.

Ye Pingyu laughed and said, "Yanan, when did you learn to answer?" ”

As soon as Zhao Yanan heard what he said, he immediately got up from his seat and hit Ye Pingyu's body, and immediately burst into laughter at the dinner table, and tears burst out of his eyes.

A joke that didn't sound funny, but in the end it made everyone laugh, and after laughing, Ye Pingyu and everyone sat down, everyone felt very happy, I didn't expect Ye Pingyu to be so good at telling jokes, a master of jokes!

As soon as the atmosphere was lively, Zhao Yanan was no longer shy, but took the initiative to tell a joke, the story about the hospital director and the little nurse, the content was a little ambiguous, although it was also very ridiculous, but Ye Meina was unhappy when she heard it, and sat there silently without laughing.

After speaking, no one spoke, and then it was dinner, and after eating, everyone dispersed, but Ye Meina stopped Ye Pingyu and wanted to say a few words to him.

As soon as he saw Ye Meina talking to him, Ye Pingyu asked Wang Qiang and Zhao Yanan to leave first, and he and Ye Meina walked to the township health center together, on the one hand, to talk to her about things, and on the other hand, to send her to the township health center safely.

I don't know what Ye Meina will say to him, on the way back with her, Ye Pingyu casually asked her what was the matter, Ye Meina hesitated for a moment, and said something that surprised him very much, which made him suddenly have an angry expression on his face, and his reaction was very big.