Chapter 156: Why Is the World Peaceful?
"Come on, Saint Seiyas, let's put on our holy clothes!" In order to get rid of the embarrassing atmosphere, Ding Wei raised his arms and shouted.
Everyone glanced at her, no one paid attention, and they all bowed their heads to find the armor suitable for their own wear.
The armor is in XL format and comes in different sizes to suit a wide range of people, races, and genders.
After everyone chose the armor, they tacitly glanced at each other, and then began to undress, calmly taking off only the autumn clothes and pants, and then put on the slightly tight lining, and began to put on the armor clumsily with the help of the assistant under the guidance of the host.
Ding Wei realized a question at this time - should he take off his clothes and change clothes here?
"There should be a special dressing room, right?" Ding Wei asked the host.
The host was also a little embarrassed: "This is something we kind of overlooked!" Then, as if he had suddenly realized something, he said, "It's a shame!" ”
Ding Wei rolled his eyes, a group of old people are not ashamed!
Turned around and discussed with Xu Zhengtang and Liu Zhengyang, and the three of them moved the four potted plants to a corner of the room, hey, the soil of this potted plant is new?! This one doesn't matter. After placing the four potted plants, Ding Wei walked in with the box containing the holy clothes, and handed a few pieces of clothes to Xu Zhengtang and the others, including Xuan Chongzi's Taoist robe.
A few pieces of clothes were hung on the potted plant, and a simple dressing room came out, and then Xu Zhengtang and Liu Zhengyang stood like door gods, proper! After Ding Wei put on the inner lining, the two went in to help put on the armor.
A group of old men around him were extremely disappointed.
Half an hour later, everyone barely put on the armor, not only wrapped tightly all over the body, but also wore a mask on the helmet.
At this time, Ding Wei also put on his custom armor and walked out of the flower tent, hiss~~~
Everyone gasped when they saw it.
is different from Hu Liu, who is like a can after putting on the armor, which is extremely ugly.
And Ding Wei came out wearing this tailor-made armor, showing an alternative beauty. Maggi! In particular, the shape of the shoulder armor and cuirass designed for the female body is very beautiful, and at the same time, the key parts are particularly eye-catching, and the long skirt armor that drags to the calf and belly makes people look dignified in the heroic martial arts.
The texture of the red armor is smooth and soft, and the shape of the armor is modeled after the flying phoenix, so it seems that this is really a holy clothes, at least a bronze holy clothes with constellation attributes, unlike other people who are black and not slippery at a glance It is at the level of a black iron warrior.
"We have more than 200,000 pieces of armor, so what about hers?" One person asked.
"Three hundred thousand ......," the host said.
"Well, I see, I can't afford it, goodbye!" This one said and left!
Ding Wei put on his helmet and face armor at this time, and after looking at his style with his mobile phone, he stretched out his hand and shouted again: "Your emperor is back!" ”
Everyone is collectively stunned!
However, Ding Wei turned around and walked two steps with the visor, and felt that his helmet and visor were too obstructive of his vision.
Ding Wei discussed with his two assistants: "I think this form of helmet and visor is still too much of a hindrance!" ”
Xu Zhengtang asked, "But it's beautiful!" ”
Hey, don't think that girls are visual animals, if it weren't for my higher pursuit, I would definitely be persuaded by your words!
"The visor is a hindrance to my vision, making my reaction much slower." Ding Wei said.
"Oh, how about taking off the visor, then?" Liu Zhengyang said: "Generally, there are head-to-head competitions, but few movements are directly running to the front door!" ”
"Haha, with this helmet, you can't catch it if your hair is itchy!" Ding Weidao.
"Oh, then wash your hair more!" Xu Zhengtang said calmly.
"Oh, you know what I mean, don't go around in circles with me!" Ding Weidao.
"Uncle Shi, the weapons here are all real guys, and they are all open, let's put safety first!" Liu Zhengyang said.
"No confidence in me?" Ding Wei rebelled against the army.
"Uncle Shi, your hair is so short, you can't wear it!" Xu Zhengtang said.
"Well, wait a minute...... Ding Wei unbuttoned his armor, took off his helmet, and got a small pigtail on his head with a few clicks of the leather band he didn't know where he got it.
"How?" Ding Wei asked.
"Uncle Shi, this hairstyle is not suitable for you!" Two middle-aged men sell cute roads at the same time!
"Forget it, it's in vain to ask for your opinion!" Ding Wei turned back to himself: "At the critical moment, you must pull the wind up!" ”
……
Where is the person who likes to sort out the armor on his body, and where is the weapon in the weapon rack. At this time, I heard loud music in the corner, this music seems to be blowing a rock fan with suona, the kind of hero who seems to be welcomed, oh, this music seems to be a classic soundtrack from a movie.
The crowd looked back at the voice......
it! Really good at playing......
I saw Xu Zhengtang helplessly holding a mobile phone, turning on the volume to the maximum, and the sultry music was emitted from this mobile phone, and Ding Wei changed his appearance, at this time he was wearing a pair of three-foot-long golden crowns of hair on his head, and he posed with his head held high in a posture to go to the sky, while Liu Zhengyang on the other side was in a very professional posture and half-squatting with a kidney eight mobile phone to shoot.
Then Ding Wei's body did not move, relying on the strength of the calf muscles and the Achilles tendon of the ankle, and jumped up. The abruptness of the jump is like someone's inflatable doll suddenly being pricked by a needle and leaking air. It jumped up more than a meter high. Liu Zhengyang pressed the stop button at the same time.
The whole process is more than ten seconds.
"I'll see, how is the shooting?" At the end of the shooting, Ding Wei took back his mobile phone from Liu Zhengyang's hand and looked at the shooting effect: "The effect is good!" ”
"Uncle Shi, you play like this, the phone will soon run out of battery!" Liu Zhengyang didn't know how to persuade him.
"And you can add music to this video in the later stage, you don't need a live soundtrack, right?!" Xu Zhengtang is almost in his fifties, playing this with a little girl, he really can't accept it in his heart, and his wife and children know about it, do you want the majesty of the head of the family?
"You don't understand, it's this kind of wild roughness that is the most interesting thing to shoot this kind of video, and it has a repercussion when you put it in the circle of friends, and there are few people who like to watch that kind of well-constructed and edited video." Ding Wei said that he uploaded this unprocessed wild video to his work group, and his staff posted it in several of his fan bases.
Then he turned his head and found a group of shining eyes looking at him!
"The post-00s really know how to play, I'm old after the 90s!"
"Hey, don't say that after guarding the 80s, it's okay, but it's really good at playing, and I want to play too!"
"I don't speak in my 70s, I just quietly take out my mobile phone......"
However, with the cooperation of the assistant, everyone stood and took pictures very dignifiedly, or cooperated to shoot funny videos, but Hu Liu could only take selfies because he had no assistant, and he was always shouted back and forth by people "canned food don't occupy the camera" and "canned food, let me do it".
"Ahem!" The host found that this momentum was not right, and he coughed twice and was about to speak, but found that the moment everyone took out their mobile phones, another personality in the body overwhelmed the east wind, occupied the home field, and instantly indulged in the middle of the Internet.
"Ahem! Cough! The abbot raised his voice, but there was still no response!
"Ahem!! Cough!!! "No matter how loud it is, no one pays attention!
"Your Excellency coughs so hard, be careful that your lungs are broken!" Ding Wei said on the side, and at the same time looked at the scene in front of him with relief in his eyes: "Look, this is how world peace is achieved!" ”
Are you saying that when everyone becomes an internet nerd, there will be no more fighting in this world?
But I've heard that on the Internet, the dog abuse party and the FFF group are always fighting fiercely, and the lily party and the marriage party are always quarreling! (To be continued.) )