Taking advantage of the opportunity for the female greeter to raise her head, Yu Le whispered to her: "Sister, I see that you have two balls stuffed in your clothes, borrow me to play one?" ”

The female greeter gritted her silver teeth angrily. Balls, two balls stuffed in your clothes, stinky rascal, you just stuffed balls in your clothes! No, you're stuffed with yellow mud in your crotch.

At this time, Yu Le saw her name written on the nameplate on the chest of the female welcome - Huang Yali.

With such a high appearance, if you invite home, stand at the door in this dress, and bow to yourself every day when you go in and out, what a wonderful enjoyment it would be!

Well, I admit that the voyeuristic psychology of poor diaosi, itself is deep in the bone marrow!

What, why didn't you do it? Good cowardice?

Please, after eating, who wants to see the touch of style between bows?

At this time, Huang Yali was furious, and her chest rose and fell sharply, dazzling Yu Le's eyes.

After a while, she forcibly suppressed her anger, and said secretly in her heart: "Xiaoxiang, let you drink the old lady's footwashing water for a while." ”

She smiled at Yu Lemei and said, "Little brother, do you really want to play?" ”

Seeing Huang Yali turn her anger into laughter, Yu Le's heart suddenly became alert. Because he remembers that it was mentioned in a certain book: beautiful women smile at you, either for your money, or to play with your body and mind!

What the? Why not fall in love with me?

Come on, I'm not so narcissistic! Let a beautiful woman who gnashes her teeth at herself like herself in an instant, wake up, boy, stop daydreaming!

Daydreaming, hurting the mind; Spring dreams, hurt your body!

Yu Le's eyes rolled, sample, I can't cure you yet! Hum!

So, he smiled lewdly: "Hey, auntie, do you really think I don't know it's breasts?" Hum! If you want to seduce me, no way! With that, he ran away.

It is said that angry women are like tyrannosaurus rexes. Thinking of his obscenity just now, Yu Le shuddered in his heart. Poked the hornet's nest, of course, to flash people quickly.

Huang Yali's silver teeth were about to break. This little rascal, what shameless!

Girl, am I easy? It's not my fault that she's pretty. rejected the boss's unspoken rules, but was arranged to be a greeter, and he had to wear such revealing clothes.

However, the family urgently needs money, and she can't do anything for a while. Otherwise, she would have thrown her work clothes in the boss's face!

Huang Yali hated Yu Le in her heart. She is a beautiful girl like a flower, and she is actually called an aunt? And the other party is still a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy.

Oh my! She never thought in her life that she would one day be called Auntie! ――

Two hundred meters outside the store, Yu Le gasped.

Thinking of the conversation just now, he felt that the joke had gone too far. However, he didn't know where the evil fire came from to make him so obscene. Could it be that Huang Yali is too amorous and the young man's heart is restless?

I don't want to think about things I don't understand, Yu Le doesn't want to think about it.

Walking on the commercial street, he looked around boredly, feeling a little dazed.

He found a strict problem: the otaku attribute also crossed over. Standing on the street, what he wanted to do most was to go home, not to see the coolly dressed beauties.

"Huh!" Yu Le saw a bookstore and finally raised his interest. Because his ideal is to conquer the sea of stars. Oh no, it's to be a communicator of earth culture. If you don't even understand the culture of the Chinese Federation, what should you do if you plagiarize and wear goofs?

Walking into the bookstore, Yu Le leisurely flipped through the youth campus novel, because the first book he planned to make was a copy of "Triple Gate". In fact, he wanted to plagiarize.

But he had only read the original version once, and he couldn't recall the specific content of the original book at all, so he couldn't copy it if he wanted to!

At this time, he was a little envious of the time-traveling predecessors in the online novels in his previous life, and with a movement of his fingers, he easily gained fame and fortune, and he not only had to use his hands, but also his brains.

Crossing is better than crossing, angry crossing without a golden finger!

Writing books, he was serious. What could be more lucrative in a country where there is no piracy than writing!

Think of Rowling, the author of "Harry Potter", a single mother who once wanted to commit suicide because of poverty, and now she is worth billions of dollars. It is said that Harry? Porter's economy is $200 billion.

What if you could write Harry? Potter", thinking of this, Yu Le's heart warmed. But in an instant, he knew it was impossible.

Goldfinger - I hate you!

You are so cruel, you don't favor me, let me fight alone in this strange world, the baby is very sad and sad!

Ay! If you can't do it, then be a poet! Facing the sea, spring flowers are blooming.

Also, writers seem to be otaku and sullen, and poets are the winners in life.

Think of Goethe, who was still pursuing a little girl of sixteen or seventeen in his nineties, although he was rejected. However, that girl is true and wise.

If you think about the literati and writers in ancient China, prostitutes were common, and those who had power and money were even more wives and concubines.

In any case, there is a lot of room for your choice. If you can't become a great writer, you will gain fame and fortune; Then be a merry poet and sleep in the willows!

"Smack!" The sound of the book falling on the ground woke up Yule's sweet dream.

Looking up, Yu Le found that it was a plainly dressed little girl, standing on tiptoe, trying to stuff the book onto the bookshelf above her head. It may have just been that it wasn't put away, and the book fell to the ground.

Yu Le walked over and asked gently, "Little sister, do you want to put the book here?" ”

The little girl was startled and hurriedly said, "No need, thank you, big brother!" ”

Yu Le was a little puzzled when he saw the frightened little girl. He didn't understand that he was so handsome, handsome, and charming, why was the little girl afraid of him?

Seeing Yu Le's appearance in a daze, the little girl said cautiously: "Big brother, are you really willing to help me?" ”

Yu Le nodded: "Isn't it just to put the book on the shelf?" No problem. ”

With that, he carried on the spirit of helpfulness and put the book back in its place.

The little girl said happily, "Thank you, big brother." ”

Yu Le waved his hand and said, "You're welcome." ”

The little girl looked a little hesitant, and she wanted to stop talking.

When Yu Le saw her like this, he asked, "What's the matter, little sister?" ”

The little girl seemed to have made up her mind, she gritted her teeth and said, "Brother, you are so good! Just now I saw that your face was flushed, and you were muttering something, which startled me. Brother, are you sick? ”

Yu Le was stunned, sick? It seems that he has just helped the little girl, how can he be scolded for being sick? This little girl is too white-eyed wolf!

However, seeing the sincere concern in the little girl's eyes, Yu Le didn't feel like scolding him.

The face is flushed, and the mouth is muttering, isn't this a description of neurosis? What did you just do?

Oh, I see. I guess it's daydreaming, so happy! It scared the little girl.