As soon as they came on stage, after Yang Zi and the little fat man greeted the audience, the little fat man took the initiative to put on makeup. The rubber band made two small pigtails on his head, and his face turned into a panda, but instead of a black panda, it was white.

The little fat man sat on a chair and performed movements, and Yang Zi hid behind him to speak.

That's right, that's right, Yang Zi and the little fat man are going to perform a double reed this time, in fact, the little fat man refused at first, and he also resisted in his heart, but he couldn't stand Yang Zi's preaching, and he made a wrong step and fell into this abyss completely.

The lines that Yang Zi and the little fat man are going to perform this time are actually very old, but Yang Zi believes that with these, the audience can laugh all the time.

Little Fat Man: (opening words) The foot-washing city has opened, and here comes Daddy and Daddy, this Daddy and Daddy, the northern dialect is grandpa and grandma. Guys, you have to listen, listen and listen, and you'll know who this daddy and grandma are.

Yang Zi (double reed part): Harry oil, I opened a foot-washing city, the location is in Jinpenling, Jinpan foot-washing, let you live a "foot" addiction, foot-washing city to make money, I wash one foot, only charge him 50 yuan, I wash 100 feet to make a lot of money? , if I'm a little ruthless! I wash his 10,000 feet a day, 10,000 feet, calculate how much, 17 get 7... Ah, two hundred and forty-eight... Ah, three-eight... Women's Day, May Day... Labor Day, June 1st... My dad celebrates the holiday, July 1st......

Little Fat Man: (Kicks Yang Zi out) You come out for me! What kind of culture do you boss?

Yang Zi: What's wrong?

Little Fat Man: Settle the accounts and count your father's holiday on June 1st.

Yang Zi: Is this still counted, this good business sits here and waits until it gets rich!!!

Little Fat Man: What kind of fortune do you make, wash 10,000 feet a day, that's pig's feet.

Yang Zi (double reed continued): It's opened, and the golden basin washes the foot city. The chairman, general manager, cashier, accountant, greeter, and safety are all by myself. On the first day of opening, celebrities from all walks of life came to cheer, including my father (grandfather), grandmother, aunt, uncle, 3,450...... What's the matter? It's all my own family, huh? There was also a foreign guest, and as soon as he opened his mouth, it was a foreign language, so he sent a little bit. Get out! I'm poorer than you, and I'll send you away. In order to carry forward the glorious tradition of respecting the old and loving the young, first of all, wash my grandfather's feet for free, hey! My father (grandfather) is a proud (black) leg, I picked up these feet to see, it was really scared, I washed eight tons of water.

I didn't wash it white, which was okay, and the next day my grandmother (grandmother) also came. "Sun Yanzi, come and pick out a corn for me", as soon as I took off my socks, I felt that the world was spinning, my eyes were black, I didn't dare to breathe, I had an upper respiratory tract infection as soon as I got out, and the mosquitoes and flies next to me fell like rain, I said that I didn't blame me for being unfilial, I gave you a hundred yuan, and there was a foot-washing city next door, you went to harm him! What's the matter? You asked her if she went? I don't know if I went, anyway, the next door was closed the next day, and a line was written on the door, and the general manager died in the line of duty!

"Thank you, thank you!"

When Yang Zi and the little fat man's performance ended, in fact, four minutes had passed, but it was these four minutes that almost all the audience in the auditorium burst into laughter.

By the time the two of them finished saying thank you, the applause could not be stopped.

"Auntie, are the feet of Brother Azi's grandparents really like what he said on stage?" Little Lori looked at Yang Zi's mother with innocent eyes and asked.

"Phew, this bad boy, don't listen to his nonsense on stage, if I don't come to see it today, maybe the grandparents will become me and your mother!" Li Kaixin said with a smile.

But for the performance of Yang Zi and the little fat man, she knows that she has completely caught the eye.

"These two boys, we've been worried for a week, why are they hiding it from us since they can have such a look?" The little fat man's father was also very happy, and he knew that this time it should be over.

"Oh, I'll go, pick corns, the manager died in the line of duty. Hahahaha!!! ”

"Beat it off~~~."

"Grandpa, why can't your feet be washed white?"

"How many years has this grandfather not taken a bath?"

"Scared the baby to death! Hahaha, scared labor and management. ”

For a while, the audience was really full of laughter, and it couldn't stop at all.

The audience is better, you must know that many of the backstage people who have not yet started to perform, can also be heard, the backstage is busy all of a sudden, and many of them have already done their makeup, and they have to touch up their makeup again.

After Yang Zi and the little fat man stepped down, the atmosphere in the backstage was obviously much better than at the beginning, many people nodded and smiled at the two, and some greeted the two, although it was just a simple compliment on the performance of a few words, but to be able to get the praise of the opponent, the little fat man's mood was obviously much better.

"Ah Zi, look, I know we're the best, you see, everyone thinks we're very good, right?" The little fat man happily hugged Yang Zi's shoulder, at this moment, he had no opinion at all about Yang Zi asking him to make up like this at the beginning.

"Uh-huh, I knew you were the best." Yang Zi replied with a smile.

"It's the two of us who are the best, not me." Although the little fat man felt a little inflated, he still didn't forget about Yang Zi.

"Okay, hurry up and remove your makeup, let's go to the front to watch the show, don't you think it's cool to relax and watch other people's performances?"

"Oops! Ah Zi, don't you say that I forgot about it, wait for me right away. ”

This is not the performance of Yang Zi and Little Fat Man, after they are over, they will immediately make up for it.

By the time Yang Zi and the little fat man stood under the stage to watch the game, there were already a few more people who had finished performing, although these people were not as brilliant as Yang Zi and the little fat man, but it couldn't be said how bad they were.

One by one, time passed all at once, and by the time Yang Zi and the little fat man came back to their senses, the whole performance was already halfway over, and when the next performer came on stage, Yang Zi and the little fat man said in unison: "It's him?" ”

Different from the surprise of Yang Zi and the little fat man, the player on the stage seemed a little absent-minded, and the whole person looked a little sluggish.

ps: Double reed, it's just the author's own favorite, and if you read the book, you can go and see this gold medal foot washing city, it's quite funny, there is an animated version. In addition, can you get some recommendation votes, I want to die for this recommendation vote.