Chapter 306: Caught in the Head by the Gate of the Stone of Destiny

May 4th, seven o'clock in the morning

"Brother, brother, good morning!" As soon as Naoba put on her shoes, she saw Kirito's sleepy eyes come out of the room, so she immediately bowed with a blushing face

"Ah, good morning, Xiaozhi, are you going to class today?" Kirito asked, rubbing his eyes

"Yes, yes!"

"Xiao Zhi? You seem to be very strange today," Kirito was so scared of his sister that he couldn't sleep at all, "What are you doing?" Broken plates? ”

"No, it's not! Anyway, I'll go first! Goodbye, brother! He quickly escaped from the house, and Kirito was completely shocked and contemplative

"What's wrong with Xiao Zhi, is it going out on a date with your boyfriend?!" Absolutely, Xiao Zhi's recent actions are too strange, why would a child who had never played games before suddenly sit in his room and surf the Internet for a long time? It must be to chat with your boyfriend! Unforgivable!

"But I can't just log in to Xiaozhi's computer." My good brother's nature may kill me! (I've never seen anyone so brazen!) οΌ‰

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"Isn't my reaction too intense," Naoba walked on the way to the school, tangled, "I should pretend I don't know anything and ask my brother about it."

Kirito, a friend she met in the game, has a lover named Asuna, who is exactly the same as her brother's in terms of name and appearance that she secretly asks for from Yui later, so she suspects that Kirita may be her brother Kiritani Kazuto

(If it really is) wouldn't you be with your brother like that!

(How can you think so!) Naoba hurriedly shook his head and shook off the crooked thoughts in his head, no, no, how can you think about things that have not yet been determined! Let's talk about it when I'm really sure it's my brother!

"Ahh

"Sorry" is such a clichΓ© plot, it won't be bumped into some bastard. A bastard boss or a handsome man with bread in his mouth. Brother, right?

"I'm not a boss or a handsome guy, I'm really sorry," Chong patted his collar, "Naoba Kiritani?" Your brother is not at home."

"Ah, you're glassy, well, my brother is resting at home, do you have something to do with him?" Naoba quickly reacted

"Talk to him about your sister-in-law, then goodbye," Chong nodded, intending to bypass her

"Sister-in-law?" Asuna

"Please, please wait!" Naoba hurriedly spread out his hands and stopped Chong: "It's not right about my sister-in-law!" Is it my brother's girlfriend, can you please tell me about it first?! ”

"You're going to pour gasoline on her hospital bed at night?"

"Yes! I wasn't going to be right at night! I'm not that bad! Naoba cried and laughed and argued, Li's brother is quite humorous

Chong pondered, as if hesitating to speak

"Woo" can't help it, if you don't leave, you'll be late

"Please give me my phone!" After rummaging through him for a while, he took out his phone from his pocket, and the other party seemed to be disgruntled but did not stop him

"Okay, I'll call you in the evening, be sure to answer" Naoba bowed and pointed to the front, "Our house is the second house around the corner, goodbye!" ”

-- But did he skip class?

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"Sorry for the interruption" skillfully picks the door lock with his hair, and he is already very experienced

"Someone in me who gave you the key!" Kirito, who was in the eating stage, almost choked to death, "Yukumo-san, what are you looking for me?" ”

"Do you know someone named Asuna?" asked Chongming knowingly

"I know what you're asking for" Kirito instantly became vigilant

"I'll listen to you a recording" Chong opened the phone cover and handed the phone to Kirito, he usually records automatically when he answers the phone, but it is usually deleted automatically after a while

"This is!" Understand her situation now, right, he doesn't seem to have turned on the recording yet, right?

Kirito looked at his sister's phone in the contact bar and wanted to rush up and punch him, but he knew that with his physique, he was delivering food

(He won't be the boyfriend Naoba found on the Internet, right) Naoba, you're a sheep in the tiger's mouth! My lovely sister, what am I supposed to do to save you?!

"Why didn't you open the recording for so long?" Chong thought it was strange and asked

"Come on," Kirito turned on the recording angrily, and then heard the familiar voice

"Asuna, why did Asuna call you?!" This guy wants to eat it all?! Even if there are more books, it's troublesome to figure out who is the owner of the book! Who is their lover, okay!

-- With that sentence just now, can I throw you into Tokyo Bay and drown you?

"I don't know, maybe it's a random number pressed out in a hurry" When she is discharged from the hospital, remember to let her buy a lottery ticket

"So can you track the signal?!"

"The name of the ALO game is this, and she herself is still asleep in the hospital, you know this much better than me" Chong took the phone back "I'm just here to listen to the recording for you, the thing has been done, you can think about the rest yourself, goodbye"

"Wait, why are you so kind? And Asuna and I shouldn't know about it," Kirito asked hesitantly, "I know you don't mean anything, but please explain the problem"

"I know a child who is under your care in the world of SAO, so this is an equivalent exchange"

"Ahh

"Thank you very much, then, and there's one more thing I want to ask you," Kirito stood up, "where is the Naoba call in your phone coming from!" ”

"I know you want to hit me with a chair, so I'm going to strike first" Chong put down his chair, and then straightened Kirito's body to make the image of a sow who fell asleep after eating, and the evidence of the crime was their family's daily necessities, so they didn't destroy it

-- You ask him why he knows to do this? A few days ago, Lelouch was just sent to the garbage dump by himself, although he was beaten with an iron rod, but that small body didn't hurt much, but he accidentally broke his mobile phone, even if he made a screensaver with a photo of his sister, he wouldn't do that

(I can only do it here for you, although it is useless, but I have a thought) After closing the door of the Tong family, Chong looked at the time, it was almost 7:40, and it was impossible to reverse the fate of being late

-- Then skip class, anyway, I have already set up a life and death situation on the blacklist, and I will die as badly as if I was caught skipping class

Seven o'clock in the evening

"Di Di Di" The phone on the bedside table began to ring, and Kirito's sister really called?

"Hello, is it Yuyun Chong's senior?" It's much better to call a senior than a senior==

"Ask about your sister-in-law?"

"Please stop using the term sister-in-law, I want to ask about Miss Asuna and my brother!"

"No comment"

"Oh why?!"

"Why do you ask this?"

"That's my brother's sister!"

"I haven't heard of the saying that my sister can take care of my brother's marriage"

"My brother isn't married yet!"

"It's the same for my girlfriend, if I don't have anything to say, I'll hang up, don't call again" Chong Leng said and hung up the phone directly

"No, you really hang up?!" Naoba sat on the bed holding her phone dumbfounded, weren't all the words she had prepared useless?!

"It looks like it's supposed to be a call to Chong" Kirito sneakily lay outside the door eavesdropping, he also felt a little shy to do this kind of thing, but there was no way, if it wasn't like that, Naoba would probably fall into the clutches of the bad guys!

(I always think that Kiritani and people will hide behind his sister's door and eavesdrop, is it too much) Chong hesitated to turn on the phone, and then sent a text message to Kiritani Naoba with the same (kan) feeling

β€œοΌŸβ€ Naoba picked up his phone and glanced at it, then walked to the door after a moment of silence

"Click!" The door was pulled open hard, and Kirito remained in the position that he wanted to pounce on at all times

"Brother?"

"I'm going to collect my clothes! Go to bed early! "I ran away in a panic

"Brother, this big idiot" Naoba bit his lip and glanced into Kirito's room, forget it, don't be so anxious, even if you can't talk smoothly in reality, but there is still a lot of time in the game, as long as you tear off the layer of the "relative" of the diaphragm, my brother will tell the truth, right, I understand, but brother, what do you understand? It shouldn't be thought of that way, but can a month of virtual time be more fascinating than more than a decade of warmth?

-- Brother, I like you, very much

postscript

"It's much easier to crack than SAO," looking at the string of code in front of the computer screen, Chong couldn't help but take a sip of coffee, he was a little thirsty, "but it's really generous, I didn't expect the current network programs to be messy to such a point"

"The experiment of manipulating people's emotions actually uses a game as an umbrella, it seems that I really underestimate the treasures contained in the electronic circuits" At a glance, although some things are not visible now, they can already be associated

"I borrowed the number, too" glanced into the chat box, and there was a string of numbers under the gray avatar, which was the ALO account number I asked for from an acquaintance

"It's really troublesome" The "relics" of the last SAO haven't been thrown away yet, so let's try it by modifying it tomorrow morning

-- What else can I say, maybe I'm already addicted to games