In the evening, on the winding mountain road of the Yunnan-Guizhou Plateau, a tourist bus roared over, two headlights pierced the vast night, and drove quickly down the mountain along the winding mountain road.

The people in the car closed their eyes and fell asleep, it was an employee tour organized by a company, and they were on their way back.

Zhao Lei is also extremely tired, but his neighbor is a big fat man, and it is uncomfortable to squeeze. He rubbed his eyes, staggered to the end of the empty carriage, leaned against the window, and closed his eyes contentedly.

"Boom!"

I don't know how long he slept, the car jolted, his head hit the window glass, and he suddenly opened his eyes in pain.

When he opened it, his eyes never closed again.

Because, there was a man in a white robe beside him, this person wore round sunglasses, and held a stick like a mourning stick, like a blind fortune teller, staring at him with a grin.

No way! Which god is playing pranks again, and he doesn't look at labor and management and has long been tired of becoming a dog, how can he have the leisure to cooperate with you to perform?

Zhao Lei scolded viciously in his heart, swept his eyes over the dimly lit carriage, and patted the man's shoulder: "Well, brother, your overwhelming acting skills, brother's costumes!" But ......"

"But," before he could say the rest of the word, his hand froze in the air - all the people in the carriage were in place!

He shuddered suddenly, and everyone was in place, which meant ...... , it means that this one in a white robe is extra, and he was not in the car before!!

Zhao Lei turned his head in horror and stared at the smiling fortune teller: "You...... You're a girl, come up in the middle of the night with a sports car to tell fortunes? How did you get up? ”

The white-robed man still opened his mouth with a smile, and his voice was not like a product in the world: "Fortune telling? Like? ”

Zhao Lei shivered again, this time he felt a cold sweat on his back, this person's voice was as cold as coming out of the underworld, without the slightest anger.

"No, no, no...... It's not like, then you you you...... What are you doing? ”

"I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't talk so much about what you like to hear." The white-robed man nodded, "We impermanence ghosts have always liked to go straight to the point with a single sword, in short, I am here to ask for your soul and give an account to the king of Hades!" ”

As soon as these words came out, Zhao Lei suddenly became relaxed, impermanence? Ha ha! Ni Mei's, I was scared to death just now, worried that I would meet a robber who killed people without blinking, hehe, you are too mysterious, and your identity is suddenly exposed.

You're a liar, a liar, a liar!

Brother doesn't know how you got on the bus, or if you have been undercover in a corner of the carriage for a long time, but my brother has traveled from the Central Plains of the motherland to the western Xinjiang of the motherland, and has traveled such a long way, how can he fall into your routine?

Since you are going to die, you don't look at the various disobediences of the labor-management liars! Surrender to the state.

Zhao Lei calmly stilted Erlang's legs: "Okay, the death is resounding, fresh, very skillful, and very creative, you won." Tell me, what's next? How much does it cost you to do a law that will save me from death? ”

"Money is not a problem, the problem is that no amount of money spent will allow you to escape death, cough cough, this is a death order from the king of Hades, and it is useless for you to bribe."

The white-robed man was not timid, which surprised Zhao Lei, usually the scam is exposed, and the liar should flee. This liar is so thick-skinned and psychologically so good, and the labor and management of Nima are also drunk.

Zhao Lei took out his mobile phone: "Okay, Mr. Impermanence, I will limit you to jump out of the car and leave within three seconds, otherwise, either I will call the police, or I will wake up the people in the car, well, a full beating is about inevitable, but I promise to leave you with the whole body." ”

"You try!" The white-robed man put on a grinning expression again.

Zhao Lei was also angry, and slammed his throat: "Everyone is awake, there are liars in the car!" ”

The sound shook his eardrums, but no one turned his head, and even the driver had a slight reaction.

Zhao Lei was then surprised to find that there was no signal on his mobile phone.

He jerked his legs out of his way, trying to walk to the front to wake his colleague awake, but no matter how hard he tried, his legs were just scraping in place, like slippery wheels, and he couldn't move forward.

He stared at the white-robed man in fear.

"Sit down, talk about life and ideals." The white-robed man mouthed towards the seat.

Zhao Lei sat down obediently, Ma, this is not a drill, not a drill, definitely not a drill.

Don't think it's either a drill or a real thing, there's also a game called a dream! Since you are dreaming, it doesn't matter whether it's true or not, let's dream to the end.

"How are you doing in this life?" The white-robed man's voice suddenly became warm, like an old man caring about a junior.

Zhao Lei stared at the outside of the car, secretly pinching his thigh, mud girl, how to pinch and how painful, she was about to break her bones, and she didn't find any evidence of dreaming.

"How good can it be?" He replied perfunctorily, "After graduating from college, I slept later than dogs, woke up earlier than chickens, worked more than donkeys, and ate less than pigs." Until now, I am still a tired little clerk, life is like a glass of boiled water, and life will never taste. ”

The white-robed man let out a long sigh: "Alas, Xiao Zhao, you have suffered. This is all the fault of the Jade Emperor, and he asked me to apologize to you. ”

Zhao Lei is about to be made crazy, Ma is impermanence and the king of Hades, the weight of scaring labor and capital is enough, there is no need to move another Jade Emperor out to suppress the formation, right?

"Come on, the lineup is strong enough, labor and management are Wukong, and they can't fight you. A few meanings, let's make it clear. ”

The white-robed man looked at him sympathetically: "It's sauce purple, your life is the life of a super tycoon, but it's ......"

"Stop, stop!" Zhao Lei hurriedly gestured to stop, "Please, I've been miserable enough in this life, is it okay to ask for more stimulation?" ”

"I'm telling the truth." The white-robed man ignored him, "The Jade Emperor is in charge of the fate of the people in the world, and the immortal officials in charge of formulating the fate of mortals in the twenty days of the heavenly realm, that is, twenty years ago in the human world, brought a batch of fate twists and turns to the Jade Emperor for approval, and the first one is the one that assigns you to be a super tycoon." Unfortunately, on this day, the Jade Emperor and Sister Chang'e had a very good time, drank a little more wine, and actually bent your fate under the table, and missed the approval. ”

"Na Mu?" Zhao Lei's eyes suddenly widened, although you are open-minded, but when it comes to labor and management, you have to be surprised, "This immortal official, dereliction of duty, how can he not remind the Jade Emperor that he is an old man?" Deduction of wages! Ma's, it's not enjoyable, expel Ya! Well, what about later? ”

"Later, then this afternoon, twenty days later, when Sister Chang'e swept the floor, she swept out your recital. The Jade Emperor is a sincere person, and he deeply regrets your misfortune, but one day in heaven and one year on earth, he wants you to become a super tycoon again for the rest of your life, but the quota is full, and this mistake is irreparable. ”

Zhao Lei was suddenly depressed: "Ma, I said that the fairyland is so clean, it turns out to be true." Why don't you get dirty, Sister Chang'e sweeps the ground every day, so that labor and management will be delayed for a year at most. Whining...... Well, what about later? ”

Later, the Jade Emperor sent a message thousands of miles away and summoned the king of Hades to urgently discuss countermeasures. Hades came up with a plan to let you die and let you live again, that is to say, life all over again. Xiao Zhao, the number of super tycoons is limited, and only in this way can he not occupy other people's places. ”

"Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills. Uh-huh, the story is well written. Zhao Lei turned his neck and twisted his bones into a rattle, although he can't figure out why he can't wake up the people in the car now, why the mobile phone signal is suddenly gone, and he can't move his feet, but fairy tales are all lies, such myths and stories, you can deceive children, want to deceive me?

The white-robed man thought that Zhao Lei had finally figured it out, and stood up: "Since you feel that you are satisfied, then follow me and go back to twenty years ago." ”

Unexpectedly, Zhao Lei has always been gathering strength, if he doesn't hit, he will kill the enemy with one blow.

Just when the white-robed man got up, Zhao Lei squeezed his throat like lightning: "Hey, hey, liar, Lao Tzu doesn't beat you, you don't know that I am both civil and military." If you want to go, it's not that easy! ”

The white-robed man grinned: "It's easy, just leave after the car accident." ”

"Ma, you didn't just want to kill me, but also so many people in this car, what about your conscience?"

"Xiao Zhao, you humans will never be able to understand our compassion for being ghosts. I'm only asking for your life on this trip, and I won't kill your colleagues. ”

After speaking, the white-robed man nodded to the car window.

Zhao Lei was surprised to find that the fully sealed windows, the glass disappeared, and the night wind whistled in, blowing the hairstyle messed up.

At this moment, in front of the tourist bus, an unknown beast suddenly popped out, and the driver instinctively braked.

The "squeak......" bus braked perfectly.

In the driver's scolding, the huge inertia threw Zhao Lei out of the window and fell towards the bottom of the cliff leisurely.

There was a tidal exclamation from the car: "Save people, Zhao Lei has fallen off the cliff......"