Chapter 7 The Strength of the Mask is Confused
After school in the afternoon, Yang Zi and the little fat man returned to Yang Zi's house together, and then Yang Zi changed the jokes he had read in his previous life a little, and said it to the little fat man.
At this moment, the little fat man has only one feeling in his heart, Yang Zi is really unreliable, it's a big deal to be embarrassed with Yang Zi tomorrow, who calls Yang Zi his good brother, the little fat man at this time doesn't understand the meaning of the word brother, but thinks that Yang Zi and him can play together, that is a good friend, a good brother. It wasn't until decades later that the little fat man really understood the meaning of these two words, and he realized what a great thing he did when he was a child.
Later, when the little fat man published a book, his name was called Yang Zi's friends over the years, it was called a big seller who didn't want it, when he bragged to his children, he said how powerful his vision was, and when he was a teenager, he knew that Yang Zi was very powerful, so to make friends, you have to learn from your father, and your vision should be powerful.
When something is said dozens of times, even if it is false, you will mistakenly think it is true, let alone other people who don't know the truth. The little fat man's son worshipped his father because of this, and thought that the little fat man was really as hung as he said. These are also later words, so I won't say more about them here.
When Yang Zi began to say the second and third times, the little fat man suddenly found that this thing was quite interesting, not as boring as it was at the beginning. Immediately after Yang Zi said that for the fourth time, the little fat man was already happy. By the time Yang Zi came for the fifth time, the little fat man was basically able to answer next to him, although it was only very simple Well, ah, oh, what's going on?
When the two began to have a little tacit cooperation, the little fat man suddenly found that Yang Zi was quite talented, although he was usually not obvious, he could still be on the stage when it was important.
After several hours of cooperation, the two have basically eaten the content of more than 20 minutes thoroughly.
Now it's just a matter of waiting for a wonderful performance tomorrow afternoon, the two are still quite optimistic about this, after all, it's not the first time that the little fat man has gone to the live broadcast room like this, although Yang Zi has not experienced it, but he also has memories of Xiao Yang Zi who has participated, not to mention his thirty-year-old cheekiness.
At noon the next day, after Yang Zi and the little fat man had lunch, they asked for leave to go to the studio of the little fat man's brother, the little fat man's brother is called Li Yi, and the little fat man's name is Li Yiyi, Yang Zi has always wanted to ask the little fat man, if you have a younger brother, is it called Li Yiyiyi. Just thinking about this name, Yang Zi wanted to laugh, what an unconscious dad this can do.
Now Yang Zi is relatively lucky, there is no strange mother who has been reborn, otherwise he will be named Yang Yiyi, or Yang Yiyiyi, Yang Zi would rather be reborn again than have a strange name.
When Yang Zi and the little fat man arrived at the studio, they found that it was called a lively one, and the little fat man's brother was actually quite good in the live broadcast.
With the improvement of the fame of the live broadcast room, there are more and more staff members here of the little fat brother, when he first stepped into this industry, the whole team of the little fat brother was only three or four people, and now there are more than 20 people here in the little fat brother's studio.
Following a staff member of the little fat brother's brother, the two went to the clothing room to choose clothes first. In this era, the equipment in each live broadcast room is very complete, and it will not be said that the substitute anchor on stage has any inappropriate clothes, such as the current little fat man and Yang Zi, who have already tried five or six sets of clothes.
Just when the two were about to get impatient, the costumer finally matched the clothes that the two needed to wear on stage, and then matched some wearing jewelry, and the two finally got it done.
Then the costume designer may be smooth, or maybe he forgot about jì, and casually said, go put on makeup. Yang Zi and the little fat man's eyes had changed when they looked at the costumer, and when the costumer turned around and looked at the faces of the two, he suddenly realized and said, "My mistake is my fault, I don't need makeup, I'll go get masks for you." ”
After the costume designer left, the little fat man said: "I'll go, isn't this person stupid, we are under eighteen years old, do you want to put on makeup for us?" ”。 Listening to the little fat man's complaints, Yang Zi smiled and did not answer.
There are some things that a little fat man can say, but there are some things that Yang Zi can't say, this is a habit developed by decades of experience. If Yang Zi is only fourteen years old, maybe he will be the same as the little fat man, and he will talk about it together, although he can be happy for a while, but he may invisibly offend people. Although Yang Zi will not care about this little thing, Yang Zi will not deliberately cause trouble, Yang Zi is not so stupid.
Although the waiting time is slow, it will always come, and finally it was the turn of the two to play, and encouraged each other, Yang Zi and the little fat man were already standing on the live broadcast stage. There are five live broadcast rooms here for Brother Little Fatty, and the room between Little Fat Man and Yang Zi is specially prepared for teenagers like them.
The whole live broadcast stage is not too high, the space is not particularly large, the advantages and disadvantages are particularly obvious, not to mention the lighting, anyway, it is just to let the newcomer have a familiar face, although it is not particularly luxurious, but the people who come will not say that it is a small stage casually, everyone is still very serious to seize every opportunity, even the little fat man, after coming to the stage, he is also serious.
After the broadcast of the previous anchor ended, the commercial time began, and the two were ready to start broadcasting.
"Hello everyone, I'm a newcomer little fat man."
"Hello everyone, I'm a newcomer little skinny."
"Today, our two brothers will broadcast live on behalf of the class, I hope to give you a pleasant half an hour, and we will also seize this half hour, so that you can fall in love with the two of us, of course, if it is a beauty, we will welcome it more, if it is a boy, then pay attention to it." The little fat man is quite good at opening remarks, and his speech is still relatively neat.
Then it was Yang Zi's turn to start speaking, Yang Zi was responsible for introducing the topic of talk shows, the two had a clear division of labor, and their ideas were very good.
Who knows, after it was Yang Zi's turn to speak, Yang Zi said a lot of "I, me, I ,......" in the live broadcast room. Yang Zi actually forgot the words, Yang Zi actually forgot what to say at this critical moment, Yang Zi's whole head is now confused, the nervousness of going on stage for the first time finally appeared, Yang Zi thought he would not be nervous at first, thinking it was a small scene, but at this moment on stage, especially at the moment when he saw himself on the TV screen, Yang Zi was still stunned, and fortunately there was a mask there, otherwise Yang Zi's face was confused, that is, a good emoji appeared.
found that Yang Zi has always been me, me, and me, and the little fat man is like a god descending from heaven at this moment, and immediately opened his mouth to answer: "I believe that many friends will be like my friends, when the teacher asks, or the parents ask, they obviously have a lot to say, but they can't say anything, they want to express a lot, but they don't know how to express it." So, our two brothers are here today to bring you a talk show, and our content starts with dreams. ”
"Anyway, when I graduated from elementary school, my personality was very stubborn, very straightforward, and a little funny little boy. Now that I have graduated from junior high school, my temper has not changed. I remember a teacher once asked me, "What is your dream to grow up?" “
Here's the thing, on New Year's Day last year, by chance, I just graduated from vocational college and entered a foreign English school to work, where I was engaged in curriculum consulting and handling some daily affairs. The salary is relatively generous, and the cultural environment is also very elegant. With my academic qualifications, it is really impossible to enter a unit with such good conditions as the first step into society. Look at other classmates, working as tally goods in the supermarket, standing for more than ten hours, not even allowing saliva to drink, as if keeping up with Ganling. In contrast, how lucky I am, wearing a uniform and tie, going in and out of high-end office buildings, there are more women than men in the office, and there is air conditioning all year round, which is so pleasing to the eye. We are also very profitable, with thousands of students coming here every month to learn a foreign language, and it costs a lot of money to learn it once! During the summer vacation, there was a "speaking summer camp", and the children were drunk and read English under the threat of their parents all day long, and they could speak vomiting and diarrhea, mouth ulcers, and bug teeth. I saw that this was a summer camp, a whole concentration camp. As an employee there, though, at least don't worry about income. It is not necessary to be like some units, cheeky door-to-door propaganda, and call the security guards to bombard like thieves.
With the little fat man's serious bragging, Yang Zi also returned to normal, although he knew that the two of them were bragging without limits, but the audience was willing to pay, knowing that the two little children were only sixteen or seventeen years old at most, not to mention work, and they didn't study in college, but listening to their bragging, the audience was willing, so that after Yang Zi and the fat man made their respective debuts, there were countless starting points for the two of them to make a combination.