Chapter 22: The Domineering President
Fu Langxuan was lazy to take care of Bai Qin, he was busy cooking, Tian Luo had been on strike for a few days, and everyone in the grocery store was hungry, especially Bai Qinghua, who had not eaten all this and was very unhappy.
Bai Qinghua, who was full, didn't even have the gas to get up, and pulled Fu Langxuan to the bed to fight for a few rounds, and then fell asleep again, Fu Langxuan took the time to check the situation of his two sons, Fu Langxuan didn't worry about the safety of his sons, and he didn't let the people under him follow too closely, just go to see it for an hour or two every day.
The schedules of the two sons are completely different, the elder brother's schedule is where to buy things today and what delicious food they eat, and the younger brother's schedule is how many cuteness he sold and how many snacks he cheated on the stall today, but the younger brother has had a much better time during this time, and the elder brother will buy vegetables to their house every day and have dinner together.
Fu Langxuan checked the place where Bai Qinghua grew up on the Internet, except for such a strange name in a few novels, there is really no mountain he said in reality, and the era he said, maybe Bai Qinghua is from an alien, you can take him to Sanxingdui to see if you have time.
There was a commotion outside, Bai Qinghua opened his eyes, a white light flashed, and it was suddenly quiet below, Fu Langxuan reached out and touched his head, Bai Qinghua was a little disgusted, but he still fell asleep.
As soon as Fu Langxuan went out, he saw the female ghost standing outside, and was very anxious to let him go down, saying that Bai Qin was bullying Mulberry, and Mulberry was about to cry.
"What's wrong, this is?" Fu Langxuan stood at the top of the stairs and was stunned for a moment, the bald head downstairs is a mulberry? Why did you suddenly want to shave your head?
The bald head of the mulberry is not the same as the bald head of ordinary people, it looks white and tender, and there is no hair stubble at all, which is a very qualified bald head.
"Give me back my hair." Mulberry grew up with a mouth, but he didn't dare to make a sound, they had just been warned by Bai Qinghua.
"Your hair?" Bai Qin didn't dare to mess with Fu Langxuan, as soon as Fu Langxuan stretched out her hand, she obediently handed her hair to Fu Langxuan, and secretly looked at Mulberry and smiled.
Mulberry took her hair, hurriedly put it on her head, and tidied it up, looking the same as usual.
"It is recorded in the Classic of Mountains and Seas that the three mulberries have no branches, and in Ousidong, their wood is long and has no branches." Bai Qin smiled and said, "So the human form he became has no hair." β
After Bai Qin finished speaking, he covered his mouth and laughed, and Mulberry looked even more depressed, brushing his hair uneasily.
"Isn't a mulberry a mulberry?" Fu Langxuan always thought that a mulberry was called a mulberry, and it should be a mulberry tree.
"No, his appearance outside was conjured up by Lao Xunmu, and he was recognized, he doesn't know how many sections he has been divided into to study, the mulberry tree outside the door grows so tall, there are so few branches and leaves, and the position of the branches and leaves often changes, have you really never found out?" Bai Qin pointed to the big mulberry tree at the door and replied.
"Nope." Fu Langxuan shook his head, the mulberry tree outside was too tall, and the branches and leaves were very unnoticeable, so he rarely paid attention to these.
"She also has a fox smell, which the boss helped cover up." The old bottom of the mulberry was revealed, and he became angry and angry, and he also began to reveal the bottom of Bai Qin.
"What's the matter? It's my weapon, and if I don't like anyone, I can smoke him to death, and I still have hair. Bai Qin stretched out his hand to pull out the hairpin, and a green silk flew down in an instant, black and thick, and the envy in the mulberry's eyes was about to drip out.
"Stop arguing." Fu Langxuan shook his head, maybe the world of the monsters is too simple, and the reason for the quarrel is so naΓ―ve, his two sons will not quarrel over this kind of thing, they will only fight for food.
"Hmph." Bai Qin and Mulberry glared at each other, and turned to leave.
"You go and see Tian Luo." The female ghost had been watching from the side and didn't dare to be born, and when the two of them were gone, she floated in front of Fu Langxuan and said, "Tian Luo was scared when he went down the mountain last time, and he didn't come out for several days. β
"I can't do anything, wait for Qinghua to come out and let him persuade him." Fu Langxuan estimated that it was useless for him to persuade him, and Tian Luo's timidity was not something he could change back.
Bai Qinghua slept full, Fu Langxuan fished Tian Luo out of the pool and asked him to comfort Tian Luo.
"What's going on?" Bai Qinghua threw a pine nut shell and knocked on Tian Luo: "Aren't you going down the mountain?" It's enough for so many days to strike. β
After a long time, the snail slowly loosened a small crack, as if he was saying something to Bai Qinghua, Bai Qinghua was very angry after hearing it: "Why are you so unproductive, aren't you just touched by the snail seller?" I didn't pull you into the pot to cook, and if you dare to strike again tomorrow, I will throw you into the pot and boil. β
Fu Langxuan probably understood what was going on, there are several big rivers in the mountain range of Xunmu Mountain, which are rich in a kind of finger-sized snails, and the seasoning is particularly delicious to cook, it is a unique snack in Xunmu City, there are many food stalls in the city, it is estimated that Tian Luo saw it, so he was so afraid.
"Let him rest for two more days." Fu Langxuan sent Tian Luo back to the pool, it is estimated that Tian Luo was not only frightened, but also a little sentimental, after all, he saw so many of his kind being eaten.
The female ghost watched from afar, Fu Langxuan sent Tian Luo back, and she floated next to the pool to comfort Tian Luo.
Fu Langxuan accompanied Bai Qinghua to watch the TV series, although it was a boring idol drama, but Bai Qinghua complained while watching, but he didn't feel bored, around twelve o'clock, Fu Langxuan was a little sleepy, his eyes were a little blurry, and he didn't feel anything wrong when he saw the domineering president on TV suddenly come out of the TV.
"You let out the ghosts, and you are responsible." The domineering president grabbed a ghost from behind very domineeringly and pushed it in front of Bai Qinghua.
Seeing the ghost, Fu Langxuan instantly sobered up, it turned out that it was not his delusion, the domineering president really came out of the TV series.
"Go away." Bai Qinghua tilted his head and continued to watch TV, saying while watching: "It's your ghost, what does it have to do with me." β
"If you don't release him, my workload won't increase, and I can still act in a few more episodes of idol dramas." The domineering president pointed at Bai Qinghua and said, "I can still experience more, the illogical life of the domineering president." β
"Don't." Bai Qinghua shook his head.
"You say." The domineering president pushed the wizard in front of Bai Qinghua.
"Yes." The wizard nodded at the domineering president, turned to Bai Qinghua and said: "I died because of a prediction, a month before I died, I saw a white light flying from the sky, and the breath did not look like a thing in the world, and then I picked up the stone and handed it to the Xia Hou, saying that this is a thing outside the sky, but the thing outside the sky is too ordinary, I was framed by another wizard, saying that the thing outside the sky is fake, I was punished by the Xia Hou, and I was not convinced, so I was attached to the beast lord commonly used by the Xia Hou. β
"After he died, Empress Xia said that he died for that stone, so he sent that stone to him for burial, I know you are looking for something strange, that stone may be what you are looking for." The domineering president added.
"Stay." Bai Qinghua looked at the wizard, and then at the domineering president, hesitated for a while, and asked with a suspicious expression: "Why are the people you play so blind and mentally retarded, even more stupid than my family, you are so stupid, why have you been a ghost for so many years." β
"That's not my nature, my nature." The domineering president jumped to his feet angrily: "That's all written by brainless screenwriters in the world, and there are some chaotic requirements from investors, you know, we usually have to take care of too much, how cool it is to play in the TV series, you don't have to think about karma in it, you don't need to need your eyes, you can play with your eyes closed, it can't be too cool, you can also try." β
"Don't." Bai Qinghua shook his head: "Those women, they cry at every turn, they don't look good, they are stupid, they are not as good as Bai Qin, it must be very troublesome to get along with them." β
"That's right." The domineering president nodded: "So there are no characters in the world, even if the president is blind, he will not look for those uneducated Cinderella who thinks about pie in the sky all day long, but don't you think that such a character is more enjoyable to play?" β
"Don't think, get out of here, it's blocking me from watching TV." Bai Qinghua waved at the domineering president.
"If that stone is really what you are looking for, remember to burn me more paper money, the girls in the world have to look at the car and the house to see the money when they get married, and it is also popular in the underworld, and even female ghosts can't be soaked without money." The domineering president turned back to the TV, and when he entered, the characters inside winked at them.
"Find a place to stay by yourself, find out where your grave is, and we'll look for stones in a few days." Bai Qinghua turned his head and said to the wizard.
"Yes, sir." The wizard departed very respectfully.
"The ghost sent to act in a TV series?" Although Fu Langxuan repeatedly told sΓΉ that he had to be calm and couldn't ask everything, and seemed to be uninformed, this ghost messenger once again refreshed his three views.
"Hmm." Bai Qinghua tilted his head and thought for a while: "It's similar to the role-playing you said, the underworld pays attention to cause and effect, and everything you do will have a result, they are bored in the underworld, so they will run to the TV series to play some characters, relax, the characters in the TV are not real, and they are not controlled by cause and effect, they prefer to play." β
Fu Langxuan was once again glad that he didn't have blood on his hands, although he had also fought with his brothers for a few years, but he didn't get any lives, it was really lucky, did he also remind his brothers to let them do less evil.
Anyway, it was also a brother, Fu Langxuan finally sent messages to several brothers, excluding the one he got into prison, but except for his fourth brother, who replied and asked him how he had eaten fasting and chanted Buddha recently, the rest of the news was in vain, and they didn't think that Fu Langxuan was really just kindly reminding them.
"If I do a lot of good deeds, can I live a little longer?" Fu Langxuan asked after pondering for a long time on his mobile phone.
"Theoretically, yes, but there should be enough good deeds, big enough, and in the right place." Bai Qinghua thought about it for a long time, but he didn't think of what to say, he was in a hurry, and disappeared directly in front of Fu Langxuan, and it didn't take long for Lao Xunmu to come out, push Lao Xunmu in front of Fu Langxuan, and ask him to explain the cause and effect problem to Fu Langxuan.