Chapter 467: Being Oppressed by a Tiger
"Uncle, let's do this, you don't know, Dabao, this bastard is much heavier than when we came last year, damn it, Dabao, you bastard hurry up, you crushed me."
Early in the morning, Lin Fei called Chen Haofeng and the three of them to the back mountain, fulfilled his promise yesterday, and fought with the tiger.
said that he was fighting with the tiger, but in fact, he was going to be a sparring partner for Dabao, and now the three of them were pressed under Dabao, and they all looked like they didn't want to live, Zhao Bingqian was dumbfounded when he looked at it on the side, can people and tigers be so harmonious, isn't the tiger eating people, why is it a tame big cat now, if he didn't see it with his own eyes, Zhao Bingqian would definitely not believe that this was true.
"What's going on?" Lin Fei glared, "If it weren't for the fact that the baby was pregnant, what you would be facing today would be two tigers, you know, look at you, have you learned all the martial arts I gave you before, Zhao Bingqian, you dead girl, didn't I tell you not to learn taekwondo, what the hell are you doing for me, and you still learn, do you treat my words as a fart?" ”
Zhao Bingqian said a little depressed. "Uncle, in fact, I want to too, but I don't have a systematic training at all now, I can only touch the dark, I'm very depressed."
"What about your father, he can also do martial arts." Lin Fei said a little dissatisfied, "Did he not hand it over to you?" ”
"No, my dad is too busy with work, and he is at home at home every day." Zhao Bingqian said a little depressed, "Dabao, you bastard, take your tail away for me." ”
"Chen Haofeng, what about you?" Lin Fei held a small stick, just like an ancient private school teacher, squatted in front of them, and the small stick gently tapped the stone face and said with a smile, "Answer on time, otherwise your ass will be miserable, you know?" ”
"No, I have exercises, I have Zama steps every day." Chen Haofeng hurriedly said, "It's just that I'm a little busy now, you know, I'll graduate next year, so I'm ......."
"Do you think I'm an idiot?" Lin Fei knocked on Chen Haofeng's head and said angrily, "I have time to drink with your classmates, and I can't spare half an hour of practice time every day, are you challenging my IQ?" ”
"Uncle, I'm ......" Chen Haofeng suddenly didn't know what to say.
"I don't care what happened before, but when I return to China, I will personally check your countless progress, Liu Xiaoya, you are still laughing, if you are not qualified, you see I smashed your sports car for you, I spent so much money to buy you a car Didn't you make you waste martial arts, you know?" Seeing that Liu Xiaoya was still snickering, Lin Fei's small stick directly knocked on Liu Xiaoya's head and said angrily.
"Got it, uncle." Liu Xiaoya said depressedly, if the sports car is gone, what can I do if I go out in the future, millions of things are smashed like this, uncle, you can't do this if you have money.
It's just that what Lin Fei didn't expect was that these words directly made the other two people a little unhappy.
"Uncle, you're a little biased in doing this, why don't we have Liu Xiaoya, you can't do this, we're angry." Zhao Yating was the first to object.
"That's it, what kind of sports car does a girl drive, I want to run a sports car too, uncle, you can't favor one over the other, it's not right for you to do this." Chen Haofeng also looked at Lin Fei dissatisfied, "You see that Bingqian hasn't given gifts yet, you still keep telling your master to give gifts to your little aunts, you, as an elder, don't have any gifts at all, are you ashamed?" ”
"What, you say I'm not interesting enough?" At this moment, Lin Fei couldn't sit still, stared at the two of them and said angrily, "Did you ask me, you didn't ask for me, I know what you wanted, didn't you tell me directly what you wanted before, you didn't tell me, I know what you want, what should I do if I buy the wrong one, but what, nephew and daughter-in-law, what about your gift, I have prepared it for you, and I will give it to you when I go back." ”
"Ah, uncle still has mine?" Zhao Bingqian said a little stunned, obviously not expecting that there was her own share here.
"Of course." Lin Fei said with a smile, "As for what it is, I won't say anything, you can go and see it when the time comes, I promise you will be very happy." ”
"What about ours?"
"What do you want?" Lin Fei knocked Chen Haofeng. "I really want a sports car, I heard that the traffic in the magic capital is not good, the sports car is estimated to be not as fast as the bicycle at that time, and millions of things can't run hundreds or thousands of things, are you sure you want to buy it?"
"And what are you going to give me?"
"How do I know what you want, it's okay for a few days, think about it slowly, just tell me before you leave." After Lin Fei finished speaking, his gaze turned to Zhao Yating, who was also depressed, "Girl, what do you want?" ”
"I'll have to go back and think about it." Zhao Yating thought about it and said out loud. "Uncle, it's been half an hour, can you let this bastard Dabao get up from us and crush me to death, damn it, it's so heavy."
Roar, roar, roar
Dabao yelled a few times with a little dissatisfaction, who do you say is fat, you are fat, your whole family is fat.
"Okay, Dabao, get up, otherwise these three guys won't be able to walk for a while, and you have to carry them back, if you're not tired, just lie on your stomach." Lin Fei said with a smile.
Dabao got up all of a sudden, brushed his body, and looked at the three guys who had been pressed by himself for half an hour with contempt, weak chicken, unconvinced, get up and bite me, see who can bite whom, look at your little look.
"Damn, what kind of eyes is this looking at us, how do I feel that this bastard is despising us?" Looking at Dabao's appearance, the three of them were a little depressed, these meanings, they were despised by a big tiger, what is this.
"Your video has been filmed by me, so you have to give me obedient exercises in the future, otherwise I will post this video on the Internet at that time, and you will be dead, you know?" Lin Fei shook the mobile phone in his hand and said with a smile, "Don't look at me with such a look, I'm also for your safety, you guys must give you strong medicine, otherwise you will die." ”
The three of them were extremely speechless, this uncle is really powerful.
"Uncle, yesterday's python, where did you go?" I didn't believe what Lin Fei said about the so-called big python being eaten last night, obviously wanting to know where the big snake was got.
"Ran away." Lin Fei said nonchalantly, "That's a big python, so boss, I can't catch it, I plan to go for a stroll later, maybe I can catch that big snake, and you can play together then." ”
"Forget it, we don't have the guts." Several people shook their heads in unison, such a big thing is really too powerful, it wants to die.
"Let's go." Lin Fei said with a smile, "If I can catch those big snakes at that time, I will definitely bring you to have a good time, you have all done the tiger riding, there is nothing wrong with riding snakes, this is just a small matter, you can do it, when you come back, you can see the dragon and tiger fighting, hey, if you Dabao and that big snake fight, what will it look like." ”
Dragon Tiger Fight.
"Uncle, it's hard to say." Who knows if you haven't fought, what kind of thoughts are this, day by day, tigers and snakes fight, and they are two oversized beasts, and this movement is definitely not ordinary, this is the rhythm of the dead.
"It's hard to say, but yes, I'm not sure who will win this time." Lin Fei touched his head and said with a smile, "What are you going to do today, continue to climb the mountain?" ”
"No, we're going to go to the county for a stroll and buy some souvenirs for our friends, uncle, are you going?" Zhao Yating said with a smile, "You haven't taken us out to play for a long time, you can't be boring, right?" ”
"Just go, I'm afraid of something." Lin Fei said a little dissatisfied, "Isn't it just going to the county seat, what's interesting there, it's better to find a place to sleep." ”
Back to the village.
"Old guy, I'm going to take them to the county for a walk, do you have anything to buy, I'll bring it back for you." Found the old man, Lin Fei said a little dissatisfied, it seemed that he was still angry about yesterday's events.
"Buy me some old white dry and come back, I want to make wine." The old man thought for a moment and said with a smile, "You can buy wine, you must have a vintage." ”
"Isn't there wine, it's all good wine for decades." Lin Fei said a little dissatisfied, "You play with me, old fellow." ”
"These wines can't be soaked, why is there so much nonsense, let you get it and hurry up." The old man said angrily, "Bring a few more roast chickens, I want Chen Ji, after eating so many roast chickens, they still have the best taste at home." ”
"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, sooner or later you will be fat." Lin Fei glared at the old man and said angrily. "Ruoxi, Hanhan, I'll take them to play, if you're okay, Dabao will take you to the mountains to play."
"Okay." Long Ruoxi and the others didn't refuse anything, after all, it's better not to find trouble with these things, otherwise things will be difficult to handle.
"Okay, let's go, let's see what's good in the county." Lin Fei muttered, "That Xu Shihao, tell those guys that you have to take the people in the village to climb the mountain, but you can't run around, you know?" ”
"Got it, Minister, I'll take care of it." Xu Shihao said with a smile that the scenery here is the most well-preserved one and the most pleasing to them before