Chapter 184: Grandmaster-level Pickle Girl God
Drunk people usually become incomprehensible, let alone reasonable. Several drunks are naturally such people, seeing that it is the same girl, they don't buy it at all, they curse and curse in their mouths, and there is a large area of foul language, and one drunk even tried to reach out and touch the other party's towering breasts.
The girl was not afraid, snorted coldly, took a step back, accurately grabbed the other party's outstretched hand, twisted her backhand, and exerted her waist and hips when the other party screamed in pain, her body turned, and a standard over-the-shoulder fall made the other party's face and the hard marble floor come into close contact.
The drunken mutton didn't eat it and got into a commotion, the bones of his whole body seemed to fall apart, his face was full of blood, he spit out two burnt yellow window teeth, and lay on the ground with a snort, unable to rely on his own strength to get up at all. The other drunks were furious, hula-la surrounded the two girls in the middle, holding wine bottles, carrying steel stools, and even touching the dagger that carried them, and for a time upgraded from a flirtatious girl to a large fight.
"Sister...... Sister, what should I do? The girl who sold beer before was so frightened that she took out the phone and wanted to call the police, but then the drunk man next to her snatched the phone and threw it on the ground and smashed it.
"What a handsome skill!" Erlong's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but whistle. Things changed a little suddenly, and he had time to see the dress and grooming of the girl who had made the fight.
The girl wears a blue fleece jacket with a pair of water-white jeans underneath, and has short ear-length hair like a boy. Her eyes are bright, the bridge of her nose is high, her pursed lips reveal her indomitable character, and the most impressive thing is her thick black eyebrows, which make her whole person a little less charming than a girl, but a little more unique heroism, plus the fighting posture she is now assuming, like a modern version of Mulan, which is eye-catching.
"I've got to make a move, or this girl is going to get hurt." Erlong straightened his collar, ready to show his heroism as a man. At this time, Yang Yi next to him had already stretched out his hand to stop him: "Wait a little longer, otherwise you won't be able to reflect your importance!" I know this girl, and these drunks shouldn't be able to stump her. ”
As he spoke, one of the drunks had already made a move, and the steel stool was swung with the sound of whirring wind, and it smashed into the girl's body with great force, and if it was hit, it would be impossible to lie in the hospital for a few days. And the girl had already prepared, after dodging sideways, she snorted lightly, and slashed at the opponent's throat with a backhand knife, and the huge force impact made the drunk subconsciously drop off the stool, covering his throat with both hands and falling down, rolling chaotically on the ground, having difficulty breathing, and making a weird 'hehe' sound in his throat.
At the same time, when the dagger in the hand of another drunk man was just about to be stabbed, he turned around and swept out a whip leg, which hit the drunkard's ugly face, swept his whole person out two or three meters away, and smashed the wine table and stool, all the wine bottles and glasses on them were broken, and beer flowed everywhere.
"You know her?" Erlong was stunned and said, "Brother, are you kidding?" Looking at her skills, she seems to have undergone special training, when did you know such a girl? ”
Yang Yi smiled bitterly: "It's a long story, last time Qu Yingying invited me to dinner, I drank white wine and had a stomachache, but this girl cured me for me." But I didn't expect this girl to have such a powerful skill, and three or five people were not her opponents at all. Maybe you won't need our help yet! ”
Erlong felt bad when he heard it, and hurriedly said, "That's not good!" Then I have to do it now! Otherwise, there will be no chance to wait! These bastards are also not angry, and they can't even handle a woman! ”
Yang Yi laughed and said, "Are you kidding? I know that this girl's surname is Zhang, and she is a military doctor working in the army, although I didn't expect her to have such skills, but since she is in the army, it is naturally not something that a few drunks can do. I advise you to give up this idea! lest you be taken for a gang of bad guys! ”
"Do you think you're making a movie?" Erlong took off his coat and walked over wearing only a tight-fitting elastic vest, showing off his standard strong muscles, which can be regarded as one of his tactics for picking up girls. Xiaolan, a massage parlor on Qingliu Road, once had a dewy relationship with Erlong, and at first she fell in love with his standard good figure.
swaggered over, without saying a word, he grabbed the hair of the two drunks with lightning speed and pulled them violently, making the relationship between the two of them more 'intimate', and fell to the ground with blood on his face after violent contact, and at the same time kicked on the lower abdomen of a drunk man who was standing at the end, and the impact directly made him fly six or seven meters away, fell behind the door of the bar, and went with a mop and broom.
"It's really ungraceful, a few drunks actually bullied two beautiful little girls together." After punishing a few drunks with thunderous means, Erlong straightened his short hedgehog-like hair with what he thought was a chic movement, pretending to be nondescript European knightly style, and said humbly and politely: "Two honorable young ladies, are you injured, do you need me to call an ambulance for you?" ”
The heroic girl was stunned for a moment, then looked Erlong up and down, and snorted: "No need, thank you for your help!" With that, the girl who was selling beer was ready to leave.
Erlong originally wanted to show his means and skills of picking girls in front of Commander Yang, but he didn't expect to pretend to be a failure, so he panicked for a while, and hurriedly stopped in front of the two girls, and smiled hard: "Meeting is fate, if the two girls are free, why don't you have a drink together?" ”
In terms of appearance alone, Erlong is actually comparable to many popular film and television stars, and even surpasses it, but the level of helpless appreciation and vision are extremely vulgar, wearing an elastic vest, with nine dragon tattoos with teeth and claws, and his fingers are full of gold and silver rings, sandalwood rosaries, red rope and gold braids, jade bracelets, and an expensive Patek Philippe. When walking, several ornaments collide together, making a clanging sound, handsome but vulgar image, which is not flattering.
After saying such a piece of literary crepe, Erlong confidently made an invitation, thinking that the two girls would regard him as a hero of both civil and military affairs, but he didn't expect that the girl who sold beer before snorted: "It's not a good thing to look at you, sister, let's go!" ”
Erlong's expression became a little stiff when he heard this, and he stood in place stupidly. Fortunately, the heroic girl surnamed Zhang spoke: "Forget it about drinking!" But you helped us anyway, thank you. ”
was politely rejected by the other party, and in front of Commander Yang, he felt a little unbearable on his face, and said cheekily: "Everyone is a young person, don't say those words of thanks or anything like that, just make friends with everyone, okay?" I still have two brothers over there, can the two young ladies give a little face. ”
After being rejected by the other party, Erlong finally didn't dare to continue pretending, otherwise he would miss the best opportunity and let the two girls go like this, and he would never be able to raise his head in front of Yang Yi and Sanpao.
The heroic girl looked along Erlong's line of sight, just in time to see Yang Yi and Sancang toasting, frowned and then reluctantly nodded: "Okay then!" Then let's go and sit down! ”
Erlong was overjoyed, like a dog's leg that led the way for the imperial army before the war, he led the two girls to the booth in front and sat down, and then smiled: "Everyone is a son and daughter of the rivers and lakes, and it should be informal, but it is still necessary to know each other." My name is Erlong, this is my brother Sanpao, this is my brother Yang Yi, these two are ......"
"It's been a long time, thank you so much for what happened last time." Yang Yi smiled slightly, stretched out his hand and said, "Recently, my stomach has been a little dishonest, and I am planning to ask for your help!" By the way, I don't know what to call Miss's name? ”
"My name is Zhang Moying!" The heroic girl's face flushed for no reason, and then she snorted again: "I reminded you last time that you must quit drinking, but you didn't listen to the advice, and now you drink again." It is normal for the stomach to protest, but if it continues like this for a long time, it will be a perforation of the stomach, and then there will be a fear of life. ”
Yang Yi shook his head and said: "Miss Zhang doesn't know anything, people can't help themselves in the rivers and lakes, and many things are up to you." For example, if I accompany my two brothers today, do I drink tea when they drink? It's the same as when you're in the army, sometimes you have to do things that you don't want to do but have to do. ”
Originally, these words were just nonsense from him, and he didn't expect to say any big truth. But Zhang Moying seemed to have listened to it, nodded and said, "What you said is right, there are many things that I can't control." However, the body is its own, so remember to drink less alcohol when you can, otherwise your stomach may have problems one day. ”
Yang Yizheng said: "Doctor's parents, I finally understand the true meaning of this sentence now." Thank you Miss Zhang for your concern, Yang Yi is grateful! ”
People were invited by themselves, and they also contributed to the fight, but Yang Yi won the results without much effort, which made Erlong very unhappy, but he couldn't interject and was in a hurry on the side.
Seeing that the two of them had a tendency to become more and more deed, Zhang Moying's sister said: "Sister, it's not too early, why don't we go back first?" She had the impression that Yang Yi and others were poor and sour to buy a dozen beers and lecture on the scriptures for half a day, and they asked for their phone number under the pretext of a lottery. She naturally didn't want her sister to continue talking to these people, maybe she was dazzled by the other party's words, and left her phone number. As everyone knows, her sister has left her phone number for Yang Yi a long time ago, but Yang Yi has been too busy recently to remember this incident.
"By the way, this is my sister Xiaoshu." Zhang Moying looked at the time and said with a smile: "It's indeed a little late, if there is nothing else, my sister and I will go home first." ”
Erlong was disappointed, and had been looking for an opportunity to insert himself into their conversation, but he didn't expect to appear, and the two girls on the other side were actually about to leave.
Yang nodded and said, "It's really not early." So be it! We'll make another appointment another day, and we will have tea together, and I know that there is a tea stall by the river, and the taste is sweet and mellow, so that people can never forget it after drinking. Erlong, help me send the two young ladies home! ”
"Huh?" Erlong stood in place stupidly when he heard this, and until now he still hadn't understood how things had evolved like this. In the end, not only did he not get any benefits, but he also became a driver in the end.
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