Chapter 8 Snatching pine nuts starts with children
Bai Qin was watching TV in the living room, it was a hilarious show, there were not a few laughs coming from it, her tail had not been withdrawn, and she hung low on the ground.
On the other side of the living room, Tian Luo was peeling pine nuts and piled a small pile of pine nuts in front of him.
Fu Langxuan walked to Bai Qin's side and stretched out his hand to pat her on the shoulder: "Aren't you checking the information?" ”
"That's all for the boss to see, we're not human, what to do if we have a child, it's good to give birth directly, it's so troublesome." Bai Qin replied without replying.
"How's it going, are you raw? Why did you come out, you have to spend more time with him. The female ghost saw Fu Langxuan coming, and floated to Fu Langxuan's side to instruct.
"I've given birth, two sons, and now they're asleep, I'll come down and see what I have to eat." Fu Langxuan didn't dare to sue her mother that her two grandsons were not human.
"It's good to be twins." The female ghost was very happy.
"You demons...... What do you eat when your children are born? Fu Langxuan walked up to Tian Luo and asked.
"This is the eldest child's favorite pine nut, and the two children must also like it." Tian Luo pushed the pine nuts in front of Fu Langxuan.
Fu Langxuan supported his forehead, his son had just been born, and he didn't even have teeth, let them gnaw pine nuts, can this group of monsters be more unreliable?
"Can they eat milk or milk powder or something? I see that the Internet seems to say that they can't drink milk, and there is cat milk powder on the Internet, but ...... "But these two cat cubs are not ordinary cat cubs, is the cat milk powder nutritious enough?"
"Really? I do not know. Tian Luo shook his head: "I just went to ask a few snails older than me, and they said that the child is born, even if it is born, there is no need to raise it, and it is up to them to live or die." ”
"It's going to be born so soon." Lao Xunmu appeared at the door, gasped and said, "The third watch called the old man over in the middle of the night, and he was about to toss the old man to death." ”
"It's good to find grandpa." Fu Langxuan helped Lao Xunmu to sit down, because Lao Xunmu often set up stalls near grocery stores, so Fu Langxuan also knew Lao Xunmu's identity, and gave him the hexagram money when they met for the first time, a bottle of monkey wine, in Fu Langxuan's opinion, among so many monsters, Lao Xunmu is the most reliable, maybe he can help solve the problem.
"I don't know how to raise a child." Lao Xunmu thought for a while and said: "I used to raise mulberries, raised him from a small sapling to such a high, very easy to raise, put him aside, don't let others bully him." ”
"My sons are not saplings, they are...... They're two kittens. Fu Langxuan lowered his voice and spoke to Lao Xunmu.
"Oh, yes, I forgot about it, Qinghua is a little bobcat, you shouldn't ask me about this, you go and ask the little bobcat, the child he gave birth to, he must know how to raise, I came here to send you something, this is my fruit, you go and divide it into two halves, one and a half, feed them to eat, don't be stingy with the old looking for wood, I only bear one fruit in a thousand years, and the ones that were born before have been given away, and now there is only one left." Lao Xunmu took out a black fruit and handed it to Fu Langxuan, the fruit was semicircular, about the size of an apple, and the weight was very heavy.
Fu Langxuan took the fruit, the Xunmu tree is a sacred tree, and the fruit only bears fruit once in a thousand years, it must be a good thing.
Bai Qinghua turned over when he heard the sound, looked up at Fu Langxuan, and saw the fruit in his hand, revealing a coveted look.
"This is for our son." If it was in normal times, Fu Langxuan would definitely rush to give the fruit to Bai Qinghua, but right now, this is the only thing his sons can eat.
Bai Qinghua stood up, stretched his waist, walked to Fu Langxuan, sat down, looked at him with pale green eyes without blinking, at this moment, Fu Langxuan suddenly had a very jumping thought in his heart, Bai Qinghua looked so cute like this.
"Alas! Here you go. Fu Langxuan handed the fruit to Bai Qinghua, anyway, Bai Qinghua is also the child's father, so he shouldn't be hungry for the child.
Bai Qinghua pulled the fruit under his body, stretched out his paws very roughly, woke up the two kittens, and whispered a few words, the two kittens stretched their waists, struggling to sit up, but their bodies were too soft, and they didn't sit up for a long time, Bai Qinghua looked at them like this, very dissatisfied, stretched out his paws and a cat cub slapped a paw, and the cat cub who barely sat up was suddenly slapped flat on the quilt, and Fu Langxuan's heart trembled.
The hard fruit was slashed by Bai Qinghua's claws, evenly divided into two halves, and turned into two beams of white light flying towards the two kittens, after the white light disappeared in the kittens' bodies, the kittens' bodies were suddenly elongated, and in the blink of an eye, the two small kittens became two white and chubby babies.
"This ......" Fu Langxuan looked at the child in surprise, he thought that if he wanted to see the children like this, he would have to wait until a long time later.
"Did the old wood come over, he was so stingy, he even gave a fruit." Bai Qinghua got up, jumped out of bed, took two steps, changed into a human form, reached out and took the two children from Fu Langxuan's arms, carried one in one hand, and walked downstairs.
Fu Langxuan followed behind with fear, how could the child be carried away by him when he was so young.
"This is my son." Bai Qinghua put the child on the table and inspected the audience very proudly.
The children may have felt uncomfortable, dangling their hands and feet in the air, and when they found that no one was paying attention to them, they were pouting and ready to cry.
The female ghost saw her grandson for the first time, and she crept to Bai Qinghua's side, standing next to her and looking at the two children very intently, seeing her grandson crying, she was distressed, and she wanted to reach out and coax, but she couldn't touch anything, so she hurriedly called Fu Langxuan to come and coax the child.
Bai Qinghua glanced down at the child, stretched out his hand and slapped them twice, and said to the two of them: "If you cry again, I will beat you." ”
The two children seemed to understand, their crying suddenly stopped, the corners of their mouths twitched, and they forcibly endured their crying, their expressions were very aggrieved, which made Fu Langxuan feel more distressed than crying.
Fu Langxuan hurriedly ran over there and held the two children in his arms, the children were small and soft, Fu Langxuan reached out to hold the children, but he didn't know how to hold them in his arms.
"Holding his head and hugging his waist, the child's body is soft, and it is comfortable to hold it like this." The female ghost is guided by the side.
"How are you going to raise this child?" Lao Xunmu walked over slowly and took a child from Fu Langxuan's arms.
"I don't know, I don't have milk anyway." Bai Qinghua said as a matter of course: "We are all mothers over there, no male has given birth, and I don't know how to raise them, you can watch and play." ”
Watch and play......
"Otherwise, I'll ask my sister if she has given birth to a child, and let her help raise her for a while." Bai Qin said very attentively, and deliberately put the big tail in front of him for Bai Qinghua to see.
"No, how can you eat the milk of a fox, and you will be in a commotion?" Bai Qinghua was very disgusted.
"I could have taken out some sap, but not much, and I drained the old man, and the sap was not enough for them to eat." Lao Xunmu said while teasing the child.
"Can you eat milk powder, rice porridge and the like?" Fu Langxuan looked around, as if there were no monsters who felt that the child was treated carefully.
"Eat rice porridge." Bai Qinghua frowned and said, "If you don't eat milk powder, milk powder doesn't taste good." ”
Fu Langxuan nodded, but he didn't think so in his heart, it still depends on what the children like to blow, preferably something nutritious.
"How can it be done here, the child can't survive only eating rice porridge, so I have to find something nutritious for the child." The female ghost was in a hurry, but she couldn't do anything.
"Why can't you stay up, just have something to eat, and if you don't want to eat, you can fight." Bai Qinghua said very indifferently: "I only fed milk once in three days before, and they are all alive and well, they have something to eat every day, as long as they can live." ”
The female ghost sighed, didn't say anything, bypassed Bai Qinghua, floated to Tian Luo's side, and didn't know what she said, Tian Luo got up and left with her, and walked to the kitchen.
"Let's eat some of my sap first, my sap nutrition is still good, it's really not good, let Sansang also contribute some sap." Lao Xunmu said with a smile.
Hand the child to the mulberry standing beside him, the mulberry was very stiff and held the child, his face was more ugly than crying, his clothes had not grown back, and he had to provide juice, thinking of this, Mulberry felt that his future was dark.
Fu Langxuan turned his head to look at Bai Qinghua, with a look of anticipation, the child was born by him, so he couldn't think of a good way, rice porridge or something, it would be okay for a day or two, but it would definitely not work after a long time.
"Eat pine nuts." When Bai Qinghua first came in, he beckoned Tian Luo's peeled pine nuts to himself, eating them one by one, seeing that Fu Langxuan had been looking at him, he threw a pine nut over, and the pine nuts were thrown into the child's mouth very accurately, the child stretched out his fist and sent it to his mouth, his mouth moved slightly, Fu Langxuan broke his mouth and found that the pine nuts were gone, and the child had a neat mouthful of millet teeth.
The child waved Fu Langxuan's hand, pulled his clothes, half-turned over, looked at Bai Qinghua's place, stretched out his hand towards Bai Qinghua's place, and was still talking in his mouth, but the voice was too immature, and no one understood what they were saying.
Bai Qinghua threw another pine nut over, the child was very happy, and continued to stretch out his hand to Bai Qinghua after eating.
"Knock it yourself." Bai Qinghua was impatient, threw a whole pine nut over, the child held the pine nut, gnawed for a long time, and did not take the pine nuts out, the pine nuts were stained with saliva.
Fu Langxuan took the pine nuts, peeled them and fed them to him, he didn't have any thoughts in his heart, it seemed that he really didn't need to worry too much about the child, he must have a good talk with Lao Xunmu later.
"So stupid." Bai Qinghua was very disgusted, stretched out his hand, and the child floated out of Fu Langxuan's arms, Bai Qinghua raised the child in front of him, slapped his buttocks a few times, and taught him a lesson while patting: "I won't even knock pine nuts, how can I grab pine nuts with monkeys in the future." ”
The first diary of a cat's life
On December 20th, the day I was born, I was a very hard bobcat.
It hasn't been twenty-four hours since I crawled out of Daddy's belly, and I've been beaten twice, the first time, because I can't gnaw on pine nuts. (Note that that was something that happened less than three hours after I was born.) )
I took advantage of Daddy's absence to eat a lot of things, just after a while, I was hung up and beaten by Daddy, Uncle Tianluo and Aunt Fox next to me didn't even help me speak, mulberry is the worst, he made a wooden shelf, hung us up with branches, and stretched his fingers off, let Daddy take us to whip us.
When I grow up, I'm going to take revenge and scratch them all.
Press the claw to keep the certificate.
The younger brother said he thought the same thing.
Plus the claws of the younger brother.