I really can't stand this neurosis.

It can be seen that this guy is completely abnormal.

Back in the dormitory, I quietly cleaned up my bed.

Making beds and tidying up wardrobes can also be a difficult task.

And the psychopath, on the other hand, had a notebook and wrote something there, and sometimes drew there with a triangle.

I'm a little curious, but I still think that since he's just a psychopath, I'd better mess with it.

When I made my bed, I was there watching TV. I don't want to pay attention to him.

But suddenly he jumped up and cried out, "It is finished!" ”

What became of it?

I've seen ghosts.

When I heard these two words, I remembered the cultivation in the online novel of cultivating immortals. Generally, there are many things that can be summarized in these two simple words, such as how many weeks of internal breath have been in the body, how much pain has passed, a few drops of sweat on the forehead, and a few inner demons have been defeated, and then they have been upgraded to Jindan or Yuanying or the like.

But I was still a little curious, so I turned to look at him.

He was putting down his pen, and there seemed to be something written on it in the notebook, and he had drawn it.

I don't know what kind of nerves are being sent.

It's just that how to solve it when you sleep this night?

He's not going to run to my bed in the middle of the night, is he?

It feels disgusting just thinking about it.

So am I going to buy wolf-proof underwear?

Or add a chastity lock to the back?

The more I think about it, the more disgusting it becomes.

I can't wait to move outside.

It's just that I don't know the place well.

And I don't have to be too afraid of him when I look at him.

Big deal, wait until I'm going to buy a knife?

If he dares to touch me, I will make him a eunuch!"

It seems that this solution is feasible.

As I was thinking this, I saw him put away his notebook and pull out a dagger from his waist!

I was taken aback.

Is this kid really a fairy?

Do you want to kill me first?

Of course, this is not possible.

"Take self-defense." With that, he threw the dagger over.

I'll grass your uncle!

Do you want me to defend myself or kill me!

How do you look at this dagger, it's a bit like Xiao Li's flying knife!

Sweat broke out on my forehead, and I quickly flashed to the side, and the dagger hit the wall and fell to the ground.

"You're going to kill me! Give me a condom too, right? Just throw it over......"

"For self-defense. Make your own one. ”

This neuropathy is going to be so good, really give me a dagger?

I picked it up anyway, though.

This is the real guy.

I stabbed the dagger at the table.

It was so sharp that it didn't take much effort to cut a small gap in the table.

I kind of doubt that this can't be Wei Xiaobao's, right?

What a weapon!

But I'm also a little relieved. If this kid really dares to mess around, I will stab him, and he will still live?

I just didn't understand why he was giving me a dagger, and although his expression looked a little indifferent, his eyes were a little deep.

That look shows that you've been through a lot of things.

I'm a little baffled.

I put the dagger on the table.

Someone pushed the door in, "I'm not wrong, am I?" Luo Ze, Zhang Liang? "The man had a pair of inverted triangular eyes, and he looked at me and then at Mengmeng.

"Ha, that's right, didn't you notify us to have a class meeting, and then go to get the clothes for tomorrow's military training?" Meng Meng asked.

The inverted triangular eye nodded, "Yes, you know?" ”

"Yes, yes."

"It's almost time, so go now?"

Meng Meng stood up and said, "Go wow." Of course, although Zhang Liang and I don't need military training, we still have to go to the class meeting. ”

I and the inverted triangular eye couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

I couldn't help but ask, "What did you say?" ”

Meng Meng shrugged his shoulders and said, "What? ”

"You just said that neither you nor I need military training?"

"Of course."

"Why?"

"Privileges!" He said nonchalantly.

Fuck you! Is it good for Lao Tzu to have military training?

Why did you deprive me of all the rights to military training?

But this kid had already come over and put his arm around my shoulder and said, "What do you do with a bitter gourd face, you don't need military training, of course we have other things." Rest assured, you'll be cool! ”

Cool your mother!

"Don't touch me!" I quickly pushed him away.

Is this neuropathy homosexual?

I'm feeling a little sick anyway.

The inverted triangular eye rolled its eyes at us, "You won't be ......"

I already know what he's trying to say without him having to finish it.

"Don't get me wrong, it's impossible for me to get into a relationship with him!" I hastened to say.

The inverted triangular eyes nodded meaningfully.

I'm really going crazy!

"My name is Zhang Zhiwei, and we are all classmates. I should have to choose a class later, so I hope you will vote for me. ”

Oh oh oh oh mom, you're a man who talks like a pussy......

Wait, what does this kid think of me and something else in his eyes?

Wouldn't this kid be the real?

I felt the urge to throw up.

…………

The first class meeting, in fact, is that the counselor goes up to talk about it first, and then asks everyone to introduce themselves, and then it is the set of running for the class and so on.

The counselor is a woman, and she looks quite amiable, but she looks about the same age as us, and she is very short, and she almost jumps when she walks. She even has the same surname as me, called Zhang Xuan.

Each student has to go up to the stage to introduce themselves. At first, they were ordinary and lackluster, but they just introduced what their surname was, of course, gender generally won't be actively said, because it's clear at a glance.

Of course, my mind wasn't all there.

Because a couple of girls have been secretly watching me.

At first I was a little complacent.

Am I really that handsome?

It's just that then I noticed that the girl among them never looked back at me, but would whisper a few words to them, and the girl's back looked familiar.

I'll go, isn't that the one Meng Meng said would be my wife?

She was in the same class as me.

Have they all read the love letter that I supposedly wrote, but I haven't even looked at it?

Finally, she went up.

Of course, there is nothing new about her self-introduction, but I at least know her name.

Her name is Li Zi.

She doesn't have a purple color at all, but I think it's a pretty good name.

What is really unusual is this guy Mengmeng, he used to go up before me, but he pulled me up, "Let's go, it's our time." ”

"It's your turn, okay?!"

"Brother, let's go together!"

Got everyone looking at us.

Then someone shouted a long "oh".

What's so good?

Then I noticed that the guy was holding it so tightly, and it was kind of like he was clasping his fingers.

Damn, do you think Lao Tzu is really gay?

I quickly shook off his hand.

But since they were all pulled up by him, as the so-called "not white, not white, not white", if they go together, he should be able to shock the scene, right?

Sure enough, when we walked up to the podium, the kid glanced down and the scene fell silent.

"My name is Roze." He spoke first.

Since he's already said his name, I'll certainly say my name as well.

It's just that before I could open my mouth, he said again: "He is my brother, Zhang Liang." Of course, don't get me wrong, the two of us didn't have a foundation. ”

Fuck you! Why do you say this kind of thing?

Sure enough, laughter began below.

I thought I was dead anyway, so I wouldn't keep my mouth shut.

"Don't argue, Luo Ze is the first freshman this year, and he is also the highest score ever. He scored 700 points. The counselor said on the side.

This time the scene is even more chaotic.

However, this guy pressed his hand, and immediately calmed down again, "I know, everyone is wondering why I came to this broken university with such a high score (the counselor's face is a little ugly), it's because there is my brother here." ”

I grass!

What do you do when you say that?

It's as if we really have an adulterous affair.

He paused and said, "And my sister-in-law......"

My face became a little hot, and I quickly pulled him to stop talking about anything!

What your sister-in-law?

Do you want to pull out Li Zilai?

He smiled, "And, of course, my friends. So be it. ”

It's okay, it's okay.

I quickly slipped down.

But the kid grabbed me and pulled me outside.

I'm a little baffled.

"Hey, the class meeting isn't over yet."

"What's there to open. We still have things to do. ”

"What to do? You do your business, what's my business! ”

"We are brothers, of course we do it together......"

Be your mother! What are you doing?

I quickly ducked to the side.

So I just walked into this fateful lottery shop.

There are almost any shops on college campuses. Even the lottery shop opened.

And there are some students or school workers and other people who are choosing numbers there.

Now that I've walked in, I've certainly been able to try my luck.

So I pretended to pick the number.

As a result, the neurotic said on the side: "I will also help you choose a bet, and you will definitely win five million." ”

"Five million? Why don't you die. ”

"What if I get hit?"

"If you win, you will be divided in half!"

As a result, this kid actually helped me choose a bet. A total of five bets, ten dollars. It happened to be a Sunday, and it opened at half past nine in the evening.

I have to admit that this kid really has some magical attributes. Will it really be?

I can't help but look forward to it.

In fact, the class meeting was also held for a long time, so we bought a lottery ticket and went directly to the cafeteria to eat. After eating, I went back to the dormitory.

"What the hell do you want me to do?"

He closed the door of the dormitory, plugged it in, and looked back and smiled: "What else can I do when I come back so early, of course I sleep." ”

Sleep...... Go to bed?

I'm going to touch that dagger, and if you kid dares to mess around, I'll stab you with a single sword!"

"Hey, what are you doing so nervous? I mean, we're going to get an early break because we're going to be out doing something tonight. ”

He said as he climbed into his own bed, and was it really resting?

"Hey, you're not sleeping? Don't wait for the next three watches to be out of energy in the middle of the night. He glanced up at me.

"What the hell are you doing?!"

"You'll know then."

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