Chapter 18 The Master Says Women Are As Fierce as Tigers!
Bai Qiaoshui thought that every cottage was so dilapidated and informal, and from a distance, it was a wooden gate board.
But when she rode to the top of the mountain with Lu Yun, the child, she realized that there was still a cottage that could be built like a mountain villa.
The vermilion gate and the two stone lions by the door are not to mention how magnificent, but when you look closely, you find that the lion has a layer of spider webs on it, and the corner of the vermilion gate has faded a little.
However, this still can't spoil Bai Qiaoshui's good mood when he saw this unique cottage, but he looked forward to the scenery inside.
"Open the door, the master is back. Tonight, the master marries a lady, and the brothers will drink a few more bowls of wine at that time! ”
"Roar, roar! Long live the owner of the village, long live the owner of the village! ”
Then, Lu Yun took Bai Xiaoshui and shook in on a horse amid the cheers of everyone.
At this time, it is February, but the peach blossoms on the top of the mountain have already borne flower bones, there are a few have bloomed, the green grass is very lush, but there is no sense of complexity, it can be seen that someone has come to prune.
"The scenery at the top of the mountain is many times better than on the mountainside."
"That is, these peach trees and plum trees on the top of this mountain were planted by the master's father and mother themselves, and even those weeds were also pruned regularly by the mother before, can it not look good?"
A child is a child, and as soon as he praised it, he couldn't help but be complacent.
The corners of Bai Qiaoshui's mouth hooked up a smile: "I didn't expect Ling Zun Lingtang to be also an elegant person, if we were to do the wedding in such a hurry, would it make Ling Zun Lingtang unhappy?" ”
"No, they can't control the master, I can't hold the wedding whenever the master wants, and if he wants to marry a few wives, he can marry a few."
"Why, doesn't Ling Zun Lingtang care about you?" Bai Qiaoshui didn't return, and a pair of eyes only saw the flowers and plants along the way.
"They have already gone to heaven, and it is strange that they can control the master. If I could, I would have liked them to continue to control me, but God would not have fulfilled my wishes. ”
Listening to Lu Yun's voice, it seemed a little sad.
Bai Wanshui just wanted to comfort him, but Lu Yun turned his horse's head and hugged his fists towards the other three leaders behind him, and said, "Uncle Deliang, Uncle Yuanqing, Uncle Deyuan, the three of you go back to the room to rest and rest first, and the little nephew will retire with this woman first." ”
After the three of them nodded, Lu Yun took her and rode away.
"Lu Yun, how old are you this year?"
"Fifteen."
"Fifteen! Are you sure you want to marry me? ”
"What? The wind is strong and I can't hear clearly. ”
"My sister is nineteen years old this year, are you sure you want to marry?"
"It's windy, I'll talk about it later!"
"......" is a big yarn, and the first sentence can be heard clearly.
Then along the way, Bai Qiaoshui didn't open his mouth to talk to him.
When he arrived at Lu Yun's room, Bai Xiaoshui once again sighed at the appreciation level of the Lu family and his wife, which was really not ordinary.
Take Lu Yun's room as an example, the whole house is actually built on the water, with a few strings of wind chimes made of shells hanging on the eaves, and there are more than a dozen weeping willows planted outside the house, and you can see patches of peach forests in the distance.
This kind of architectural style and courtyard layout, she is a little familiar, think about it carefully, it really makes her think of something, and she has a plan in her heart at the moment.
"In the past, my mother always liked to sit here with my father and watch the peach blossom forest, and I often sat all morning." Speaking of this, Lu Yun remembered that there was no need for others to know about these things, so he stopped.
Seeing that Lu Yun stopped suddenly, he turned around and raised his eyebrows, and asked, "Why don't you continue?" ”
Lu Yun smiled evilly at this moment, closed the door, and his two hands were even more eager to try: "Woman, the master just remembered that we have a more meaningful thing to do." ”
"......" This girl wants to tease her? is not as old as her, and this head is a little taller than her.
Martial arts, well, martial arts are better than her, but this person is still a child, how can she be molested by a child, she usually molests others.
Absolutely, no!
Bai Xiaoshui sat on the couch and hooked his finger at Lu Yun: "Little Master Lu, you come over first." "If you dare to tease her, you will have to pay the price.
Lu Yun saw that the girl in front of him was not as reluctant as the girl he had peeked into Deyuan and Uncle Deliang's room before.
There were some doubts in my heart: "It's really strange, you seem to be very willing to follow me, a mountain bandit." ”
Yo, this kid is still suspicious of her, it seems that his head is still good.
The corners of Bai Qiaoshui's mouth hooked up a smile, and said: "This is wrong, didn't Miss Ben look at your kid's martial arts and handsome and chic, Miss Ben likes beautiful people the most, come here." ”
"Strong martial arts, handsome and chic, well, these two words should be used to describe my master, it seems that your consciousness is quite high."
Burst...... This kid is really thick-skinned, she can now consider whether to take him as an apprentice, this kid is not shallow.
If time is added, she will be able to inherit her mantle and harm the world!
As soon as Lu Yun approached Bai Wanshui's side, he was grabbed by Bai Wanshui and took him over.
Seeing that the prey had been caught, Bai Qiaoshui laughed evilly, and pointed a point on Lu Yun's body, and the person who was caught immediately stopped saying nothing, approached Lu Yun's ear, and said, "You kid still wants to tease my sister and me, ask for more blessings." As he spoke, he twisted Lu Yun's hand backhand, tore off the gauze tent on the bed, and tied his hands and feet.
By the way, after blocking his mouth, Bai Qiaoshui unlocked the acupoint for him.
took out a small blue porcelain vase from his belt and looked at Lu Yun with an evil smile, the latter's eyes were full of fear, and at the same time, the whole person shrank back.
Bai Qiaoshui stepped forward and pressed Lu Yun's shoulder, and said, "Don't be afraid, this is a good thing." Then he uncovered Lu Yun's clothes and poured the contents of the small porcelain vase on Lu Yun's body.
Bai Xiaoshui moved a low stool to sit beside Lu Yun, and brought the melon seeds on the table by the way.
While knocking on the melon seeds, he looked at Lu Yun with a smile: "Are you comfortable?" ”
Shaking his head, itchy to death, damn the powder, a pair of eyes will inevitably be full of resentment against the white weak water.
Bai Qiaoshui glanced at him: "Are you comfortable now?" ”
Lu Yun couldn't figure out what this woman wanted to do now, and after thinking about it, his eyes became as pure as a rabbit, staring at Bai Qiaoshui, wanting to impress her with this, so he nodded again.
But Lu Yun obviously overestimated Bai Qianshui's sympathy, and after hearing Bai Qianshui knock a few melon seeds again, he asked him again: "Are you comfortable?" ”
"......" Lu Yun is going crazy, dead woman, can you be comfortable being tied up like this?
What kind of messy powder was sprinkled on medicium, you can try it, Lao Tzu won't play with you anymore, Lao Tzu will never catch women back in the future, Lao Tzu knows that he is wrong, women are too terrible.
Whining...... It's still the master who said, women are as fierce as tigers. Why did he receive such treatment when he first arrested a woman and came back?
"Woooooooooo......oo Whining. ”
"Boy, you want to talk?"
Lu Yun nodded desperately.
Bai Qiaoshui put down the melon seeds in his hand, got up and poured a cup of tea to drink, and then turned around and sat down again: "Boy, let's do it, sister, I don't want to embarrass you." ”
"What about you, as long as you promise to let your sister and her people pass safely from this mountain road and arrive in Changzhou, my sister will let you go, agree or not?"
Even if Lu Yun was itching all over his body, he had to hold back, pretending to be silent, looking at her vigilantly for a long time, and finally nodded.
Seeing that Lu Yun was sweating profusely, but he still didn't roll around on the ground to relieve the itching on his body, he couldn't help but admire this kid.
I didn't have the heart to make fun of this kid, so I took out the antidote and fed him: "There is no evidence, let's use words as evidence." ”
After speaking, he scoured out the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone from the room, and at the end of writing, Bai Xiaoshui immediately raised his head and stared at Lu Yun thoughtfully.
He frowned and then let go, as if he was thinking about something too big.
"Boy Lu Yun, my sister is happy today and has decided to take you as an apprentice, what do you think? Forget it, you don't have to say that you're happy. As he spoke, the hand holding the pen turned the pen unusually smooth.
It seems that she has thought about accepting Lu Yun as an apprentice.
After being fed the antidote by Bai Qiaoshui, his body was not itchy at all, and a pair of eyes were staring at Bai Qiaoshui.
Regarding Bai Wanshui, a woman, who forcibly took him as an apprentice, he has no say at all!
"Woohoo." He didn't want this woman to press on his head.
However, Bai Qiaoshui ignored Lu Yun, and wrote the last sentence on the rice paper, and then wrote Lu Yun's name at the end.
As soon as he walked over, he grabbed the thumb of Lu Yun's right hand and stamped a fingerprint, and folded the rice paper into a small wooden box and put it in his sleeve.
"It's done, kid Lu Yun, Miss Ben will be your master in the future, listen up, master, my name is Bai Qiaoshui."
After speaking, he reached out and knocked on Lu Yun's head.
"Woohoo." He wants to speak, what a dead woman, is there such a forced buying and selling?
"Oops, I forgot to loosen my good boy."
As soon as the words fell, Bai Xiaoshui took down the fabric stuffed in Lu Yun's mouth.
Before Lu Yun could speak, he was stuffed with a strange-tasting pill by Bai Xiaoshui, who was smiling evilly.
"Master knows that apprentice, you are a little dissatisfied with me, the master, so in order to prevent you from doing something to deceive the master and destroy the ancestors and be hunted down by my subordinates, the apprentice will be wronged first."
"Ahem, ahem! What did you give me to eat? ”
"Poison. When you really want to worship this girl as a teacher, I will naturally give you the antidote. I advise you not to take chances, in this world, this kind of poison and antidote happens to be only made by your master and me. ”
"......" is still the master who said it well, the most poisonous woman's heart!
Could it be that his life is in the hands of this scorpion woman?
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