Chapter 214: On the first day of the first month, there is another evil door

The sound of firecrackers is sounding again, and it can be heard outside, and the children's hearty laughter.

Sister-in-law Qiu Lan and Su Qiaoyu, both of them let out a completely open laugh. One sat on Wu Xiao's lap, and the other put his arms around his neck.

"Drink!" Sister-in-law Qiulan put one hand into Wu Xiao's trouser belt, and with the other hand, she held the wine and raised it to his mouth.

No way! Wu Xiao looked at the village sister-in-law, why did she use her hand so hard.

There's no way, Wu Xiao is also a mortal who eats fireworks in the world, and he really can't resist the beauty of the two beauties. opened his mouth to take a sip, and put his hand on Su Qiaoyu's body.

"Qiaoyu, you drink it too." Sister-in-law Qiulan smiled and blocked the bowl to Su Qiaoyu's mouth.

"I can't drink it." Su Qiaoyu also smiled, put one hand in Wu Xiao's clothes, and drank it with a small sip.

Sister-in-law Qiulan also looked a little drunk, took a sip herself, and then smiled, leaning on Wu Xiao's face.

meow! Wu Xiao was really red-eyed. Su Qiaoyu, who was a little drunk, let go of the hand holding him with a smile and rolled the woolen sweater up again.

Wu Xiao is really going to have a nosebleed, the two beauties have different shapes, and their breath is soft and fragrant. When he lifted his face from Su Qiaoyu's side and lay down on Sister-in-law Qiulan's side, he really felt a feeling of heat in his nose.

"Hee-hee-hee......" Sister-in-law Qiulan burst out a few laughs again, and suddenly leaned on Wu Xiao's shoulder, completely unable to stand the wine.

How can this be done, Wu Xiao is still awake, how can he not, while the two of them are drunk and hazy, they will do something.

"Get up." This guy whispered to Su Qiaoyu and pulled her woolen sweater down.

Su Qiaoyu nodded, stood up, walked to the place where the child was sleeping and lay down, and smiled at him.

Wu Xiao also has to help Qiulan's sister-in-law back to her house, otherwise her son will have to find his mother everywhere.

On Chinese New Year's Eve, you can also make dog blood. Wu Xiao walked out of Sister-in-law Qiulan's house, took out her mobile phone to check the time, it was already more than twelve o'clock.

"Sleep!" In the distance, I heard the black dog's shouting and laughing, and then the sound of firecrackers.

The sound of firecrackers was intermittent throughout the night, and in the mountain village, this Chinese New Year's Eve, there would be no quiet throughout the night.

Wu Xiaocai slept for a while, and was awakened by the sound of firecrackers, and this firecracker was set off by Song Chunhua. Early in the morning of the first lunar month, the women still have to worship the gods, and then they all have to set off firecrackers.

God! The genius was hazy, and Wu Xiao was woken up by the sound of firecrackers again, so he simply got up, washed and walked outside the village.

The people in the mountains, the daughters-in-law who married outside, and the husband and wife all had to go back to their parents' house on the first day of the first lunar month, and then come back after lunch. He is a gentleman, but he also has to go home to spend the New Year with his parents.

Wow! Wu Xiao walked under the big banyan tree, heard the sound of firecrackers sounding again on the side of the Land Temple, and raised his face to look at it.

The scene of the mountain village is quite peculiar, the women of the whole village are kneeling in front of the land temple, holding three lit incense sticks in their hands.

Wu Xiao felt funny in this scene, and Sister-in-law Qiulan and Su Qiaoyu were still kneeling together.

Su Qiaoyu's movements were relatively fast, she stood up before Sister-in-law Qiulan, and inserted three sticks of incense into the incense burner, and wanted to go home, but when she turned around, she saw Wu Xiao walking towards the thatched house.

This beauty laughs quietly and her face will be red, of course, because of what happened last night.

Wu Xiao also smiled at Su Qiaoyu, and at this time, Sister-in-law Qiulan also stood up, and the three sticks of incense were still in her hand, and she turned her face and saw him.

"You're not going home today?" Sister-in-law Qiulan was more generous and asked loudly at Wu Xiao.

"Wait! The two of you kneel together, it's a good match. Wu Xiao said with a smile, and then walked towards the hut.

What are you talking about? Of course, Su Qiaoyu understood, and her face turned to Qiulan's sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law Qiulan is not a fool, of course she understands, her eyes are on Su Qiaoyu, and then both of them purse their mouths, not daring to laugh.

Thinking of the blood of these two people last night, Wu Xiao felt funny. This buddy walked to the edge of the hut and looked up the hillside, it was already very beautiful yesterday, and the wild bitter peach blossoms that bloomed sporadically are even more delicate today.

Wu Xiao opened the hut door, checked it, and then closed the door. wanted to go to his car under the big banyan tree, but saw that there were already several BMWs slowly driving out at the entrance of the village.

What the? Wu Xiao was going to the village, and when she saw several women, they all came to the thatched hut. There is another team, which is also following behind, and behind them, there are Qiulan's sister-in-law, Song Chunhua and Su Qiaoyu, as well as Li Xianghong.

"Wu Xiao! Don't go yet. "The village sister-in-law who walked in front shouted loudly and walked faster.

No way! This damn splendid village, on the first day of the first month, there is another evil door! Wu Xiao looked at the village sister-in-law who called him, and told him last night, what happened to Li Qingshi and his husband. At this time, looking at their anxious appearance, it is that the incident last night has been quiet.

"Oops, happy new year to you guys! I'm going home to celebrate the New Year with my parents! Wu Xiao smiled and talked casually, just planning to slip away.

"It won't take much time to say something." Another village sister-in-law with a bitter and bitter face also said loudly. The team that followed was snickering.

"Shall you go in then?" Wu Xiao said, turning around and pushing open the door of the hut. He has a wronged face, why do you have to look for him no matter how small or big things are.

The four village sisters-in-law in front all sat on the bamboo bunk, but the dozen or so in the back were just looking for a chair.

Wu Xiao sat in front of the computer and asked the four village sisters-in-law, "Is it your husband's business?" ”

"yes, look at their unshaven beards, it's disgusting to get together." A village sister-in-law said when she was unhappy.

"Four!" Wu Xiao shouted loudly, feeling that the matter was really serious, and it had become a gang.

"Five, and Li Qingshi." Qiulan's sister-in-law talked a lot, so she immediately interjected.

Wu Xiao scratched her head and looked at Li Xianghong: "You seem to be the women's director." ”

Li Xianghong's small mouth curled: "If I weren't for the women's director, I wouldn't have come." ”

"No, what can I do about this?" Wu Xiao's head suddenly became big.

"So what are we going to do? I finally looked forward to my husband coming back, but I didn't even touch it. "The appearance of another village sister-in-law, that is the meaning that Wu Xiao has to be busy with them to solve it.

"It's no wonder, if you want to blame, you have to blame the poor village before. Do you think, you have been working outside for a long time, and you are reluctant to spend money, how can you do it? This method is also unacceptable, is it? "Wu Xiao is really patient.

"But what about the future?" Another village sister-in-law also asked.

"After that? What will I do after that? How? Wu Xiao turned her face to look at Sister-in-law Qiulan and Su Qiaoyu.

This guy has three question marks, so that the people sitting on the chairs are all smiling with their hands covering their mouths. Even the four village sisters-in-law on the bamboo shop also rolled their eyes with a smile.

"Oh, you have to communicate with your husband yourself. You should learn from Sister-in-law Qiulan and Su Qiaoyu. Wu Xiao is still patient.

"What do we have to learn?" Sister-in-law Qiulan said and rolled her eyes.

"Learning from your strong will, long-term peace of mind, and no distractions in your mind, isn't it?" Wu Xiao's white eyes also counterattacked.

Sister-in-law Qiulan nodded and looked at Su Qiaoyu.

"What do you think I'm doing?" Su Qiaoyu also said, and then laughed with Qiulan's sister-in-law.

"Patient communication, this kind of fragrant thing, others really can't help." Wu Xiao's expression, that's what you don't want me to help in the future.

There was no way, a few village sisters-in-law could only nod depressedly and slipped off the shop to leave.

"Or, let them talk to you too, you're a college student and can talk." Suddenly, a village sister-in-law made another request.

Oh my New Year! Wu Xiao was entangled again, blinking at the four village sisters-in-law. Seeing their expressions, it was an incomparable desire that their husbands could change their ways.

With such expressions from the village sisters-in-law, Wu Xiao can refuse. If the society wants to be harmonious, it must first start with the family, no way, don't pass the fifteenth on the first day of the first month, Wu Xiao still nodded. It can contribute to social harmony, and it is also positive energy.

"You don't drive your BMW and go back to your parents' house?" Wu Xiao waited for the four village sisters-in-law to leave, and asked Song Chunhua and them.

The members of this team all sat still with a smile. The whole thing is evil and funny, and if you don't look at the result, they will always think about it when they go back to their parents' house.

"Wu Xiao!" Outside the hut, a man was shouting.

"Come in." Wu Xiao also shouted, and then glared at the women who were all laughing with their mouths covered, don't look at them all laughing, in fact, there are also defects.

Song Chunhua's husband is not Li Qingshi, and Su Qiaoyu's husband is not goodbye to the world. Didn't Sister-in-law Qiulan's husband run away with another woman, didn't Li Xianghong talk about boyfriends twice.

"Hehe, you're there too?" A buddy appeared first and greeted the seated women. The last three also appeared together, and there was no Li Qingshi.

"Sit down." Wu Xiao said to the four buddies, they are all about thirty, and they can see the freshly shaved beard, why does this orientation have such a problem?

"Holy!" Wu Xiao was frightened before he spoke, and the four buddies all sat by the bamboo shop, and the four pairs of eyes were looking at him, making him feel that these eyes seemed to be full of affection.

"Ahem, the peach blossoms on the mountain are so beautiful." Wu Xiao smiled and said, with these women here, it's really fucking awkward to say that kind of thing.

"Hehe, where is Peach Blossom?" A buddy also said.

Kiss his old lady! Wu Xiao was scared again, this guy twisted his neck when he spoke, and began to become a mother.

This conversation made Song Chunhua and the others suddenly feel difficult to breathe, because they were all holding back laughter.

"It's your wife, who called you here, right?" Wu Xiao finally got to the point.

All four guys nodded in unison.

"I know it's boring for you to go out for a long time, but if you think about it, they are in the village, and they don't miss them for a long time. You are gentlemen, and you don't have the willpower of a woman yet? Wu Xiao criticized in a low voice.

A buddy took out the highest-grade cigarette he smoked in his life, eight yuan and five red shell double happiness, divided the cigarette and lit it and said: "If a man's willpower is better than a woman's, what else is there outside?" ”

Wu Xiao "cut" first before saying: "There can be three or four, that is a specific group of people, but you have done this." In the future, it will be changed to normal. ”

"How do you change it?" Another buddy, spit out a cigarette first, and asked.

No way! Wu Xiao scratched her head and suddenly shouted: "How do I know how to change, don't you just love your wife?" ”

I can't stand it! The women were all holding their hands over their mouths and laughing.

"No, when I see a woman, I feel awkward, how do you make us love?" Another buddy also had something to say.

"Then it's hopeless, I still have to go home for the New Year, you guys think slowly." Wu Xiaozhen can't go on, this fucking thing is completely evil, if you say a few masters, the evil door will go outside the Yumen Pass.

The four guys all left laughing.

The women immediately burst into laughter, this funny thing and funny dialogue, more joyful than any New Year's joy.

Laughing is laughing, and the women are still gone. Wu Xiao closed the door of the thatched hut again, and on the first day of the first lunar month, the matter of the evil gate made the happiness index of Jinxiu Village go straight down.

"Brother Wu Xiao!"

God, Yang Caixia ran from the entrance of the village to this side and shouted loudly, which made Wu Xiao faint again.

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