Fake Hakurei Shrine Maiden 8
Along the way, the mountains and plains are full of poor goblins buried in the ground and revealing one or half of their heads, and this trend spreads from the Lake of Fog to the Enchanted Forest, and from the Enchanted Forest to the avenue leading to the shrine, and finally, the acting witch duo returned to the shrine porch where the Lori Ghost King was napping, and the Oni King was still napping. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Wake up," Yumu nudged Lori's ghost horn, "lead the way and catch the last goblins." ”
"Huh? What to catch? Wiping the corners of her mouth, the Lori Ghost King asked.
Youmu explained the simple and crude plan.
"Oh! I'm good at this work, come on, let's go. ”
Ten minutes later, the Grim Reaper, the Court Master, and the Oni King all looked at the three goblins hanging under the torii with a satisfied expression.
"Hey, hey! Why hang us! The horned one over there invited us to drink a few days ago. The eldest sister of the three elves of light, Sonny, twisted her waist and tried to turn her face in the direction of the shrine.
Luna: "That's right! ”
Star: "I'm going to be out of luck." ”
"Could it be the blue fool's helper? Who are the two familiar guys over there? Sonny recalls the unbearable experience of being easily captured a few minutes ago, and then asks loudly.
"This is the acting Hakurei shrine maiden," the Lori Ghost King, who swept away the decadence because of bullying the fairies, "This is the assistant of the acting shrine maiden, and it's not a helper that anyone can invite." ”
Luna: "Wow! There's a shrine maiden again.,Blonde hair is really gone! ”
Star: "If you change the witch, you will change the witch, why do you want to hang us?" ”
Sonny: "So it's still a helper from the blue fool!" ”
"You don't seem to be aware of your crimes," Yume-sama slapped the heads of the three goblins with his sword, "the blue fool has been defeated before you." ”
Sonny: "Oh! Did the ice goblin also be beaten, then I was relieved. ”
"Don't worry too early, let's honestly hang here to atone for your sins."
"Wait!" Starta also twisted his waist with difficulty to face the acting shrine maiden, "What kind of sin do we want to atone for, don't wronged good people." ”
"Fairies have good people too? Anyway, I don't care, the villagers have been tossed by the goblins for weeks, and you are all guilty. ”
Sonny: "No sitting!" ”
Luna: "No sitting!" ”
Star: "No sitting!" We haven't done anything bad lately! ”
"If you don't do anything bad, you can show evidence, and it doesn't matter if you can't show it, just accept punishment for the bad things you did in the past."
Putting the sword into its sheath, the acting shrine maiden led the Oni King and the Grim Reaper back to the porch, watching the struggling goblins pass the time while drinking tea.
"Does that work?" Komachi said, "The villagers don't know about it yet. ”
"Wait a while, there will probably be villagers coming to the shrine or passing by the neighborhood, and you can always see the fate of the goblins." Suika is confident in the Miko duo's plans.
"Whether it's useful or not, it's really pleasant to cut it everywhere." Lord Youmeng finally dispelled the haze caused by the loss of control of the sword technique not long ago.
"I said, Mistress Suika, since you are so active in our plan, obviously you are not deliberately allowing the goblins to cause trouble for the sake of being lazy, why don't you take action in advance until me and the demon dream arrive?"
"Because you, ah no, Youmeng is the acting witch, although it is an appointment given by Yuyuko alone, but she has the right to temporarily issue some less important appointments on behalf of Zi, I have already said it just now, I am not a witch, why should I take the initiative to meddle in things?"
"Because it's just a proxy, it's also valid for Yuyuko-sama to speak?"
"That's right."
"It's true that Mizuka-sama is not a shrine maiden, but she can live in the shrine for nothing, and there is nothing wrong with sharing some work."
"Anyway, I built this house, so is this called not sharing the work?"
"Wasn't it rebuilt by that inexplicable celestial?"
"I'm the main man who builds the house."
"Oh."
"Lord Death doesn't seem to believe it, so why don't you tear it down and rebuild it now to open your eyes."
"Don't dismantle it, don't dismantle it, I believe it."
"Why should you tear it down," said the daiko maiden who had enough of admiring the hanging fairy, "but this house doesn't look new, and the beams, floors, and roof tiles are all a little old." ”
"Because most of the materials used to build the house are the original materials, the fool just smashed the house, and didn't shatter the entire shrine into powder," Lori Ghost King, "Old materials, new repairs, and ornamental old methods, even if a lot of new materials are mixed in, you can't see it at a glance.,Some so-called monuments are 'made' in this way.。 ”
"Huh? It turns out that we are all feeling for the historical atmosphere of Hakurei Shrine in vain? ”
"How can you call it vain, are the beams and brick floors fake?" The Ghost King was not satisfied.
"Of course it's not fake," Grim Reaper continued, "at least it's hard to the touch." ”
“……”
"Isn't the history of the house faked?" The acting witch demon Miss Dream seems to be very persistent about this, "Speaking of historical atmosphere, although our white jade building always seems to be unchanged for thousands of years, outsiders can still feel the breath that spans thousands of years when they walk in, especially the tree that almost bloomed." ”
Suika: "Is that your home, the same thing as a shrine made of bricks, tiles, and wood in the present world?" ”
Komachi: "I think the Santugawa River and the Judgment Hall always look like new hahaha." ”
Youmu: "Because the water in the river is flowing, it's always new, and I've heard that the hall of judgment that greets everyone is different, so it's also new?" Oh, why is it more and more off-topic.,Is the historical atmosphere of the shrine true or false? ”
Cuixiang: "If you think that the building materials are still the original materials that have been washed away over time, the shrine that has been demolished and rebuilt will naturally be the same as before, with some new materials, and it will be considered the original at all." ”
Komachi: "Are you stealing a different concept, is it the original form that has been maintained for hundreds of years and is it still the original form?" ”
Cuixiang: "Then do you think I won't be a ghost king if I disperse and reorganize?" ”
Komachi: "Ugh...... You have great powers, why compare it to a house. ”
Youmeng: "No, I think it's the same problem, if the Aka-chan is scattered and reconstituted, if it is mixed with new substances, I think it ......"
Komachi: "How's it going?" ”
Suika: "How's it going?" ”
Demon Dream: "It's the fattening version of Cuixiang sauce." ”
Two: "......"
Youmu: "So I think the historical atmosphere of the shrine is half-true and half-fake, and it's hard to tell the difference." ”
Cuixiang: "Alas, no one really cares about it anyway, let's just agree with this conclusion, and according to my calculations, this house will probably have a lot of rebuilding disasters in the future, and no one will care if it is old or not, and we are not engaged in scenic spots and hotels." ”
Komachi: "That's right. ”
Youmeng: "I don't plan to live here anyway, just act for a few days." ”
Cuixiang: "Don't live? Even if it's an agent's agent, it's okay to care about anything, at least help me calm the restless cats and villains, Alice-chan is not there, these two are about to catch up with the goblins and make a fuss. ”
Youmeng: "But what about Yuyuko-sama, I'm worried that I will come home in a few days and see a corpse that has starved to death." ”
Suika: "Don't worry, don't say if there will be a corpse for Yuyuko, and even if there is, the underworld will be long gone before the corpse appears." ”
Komachi: "......"
Demon Nightmare: "......"