Pangu opens the sky and the world is fixed,

Tai Chi is born of two sexes.

Yin and Yang contract offspring,

More than three feet off the ground.

The village chief's stick can blind Fan Ermao, and he hasn't come back for two days. The annoyance in my heart, I made Fan Ermao eat not fragrant, drink tea and hot mouth, and see people lose weight. How did the little daughter-in-law know what happened to Fan Ermao, this little black daughter-in-law is here again.

This Fan Ermao didn't dare to go out for two days, just waiting for his little daughter-in-law to come. As soon as it got dark, Fan Ermao's heart ran outside, heard footsteps in the courtyard, and hurried out, seeing that it was the little daughter-in-law who stepped forward to stop for fear that the widow in the house would see, and did not say anything and eagerly pulled the little daughter-in-law to go out of the courtyard, the little daughter-in-law did not know the reason, and she was also nervous, and was about to open her mouth to ask when she got out of the courtyard door, but was blocked by Fan Ermao with one hand, as if she wanted not to make a sound. This Fan Ermao pulled his little daughter-in-law and ran out of the village quickly, and the tension was like a rabbit in the sky.

Fan Ermao pulled and ran towards a small forest in the east of the village, and there was a small ditch in front of the grove, there was no water in the ditch, it was a dry ditch, and he pulled his little daughter-in-law down to the bottom of the ditch, found a flat place and sat down, and then he let out a sigh.

"What's wrong?" The little daughter-in-law was frightened by the tense atmosphere just now, and when she saw Fan Ermao sitting on the ground and let out a sigh, she also asked calmly.

"What's wrong! Come, sit down, I'll tell you slowly. As he spoke, he took off his shirt, spread it on the ground and patted it for his little daughter-in-law to sit down.

This Fan Ermao told the little daughter-in-law how the village chief came to the widow's house the day before yesterday, what he said and how he left. After hearing this, the little daughter-in-law suddenly stood up and scolded: "Damn, he cares about me, why don't you go home and take care of his mother, see if I don't block his door tomorrow and scold him." ”

"Ah, little ancestor, you be quiet, quiet." Fan Ermao pulled his little daughter-in-law to sit down again and said, "I said little ancestor, you can't scold, if you scold him, it will make a big fuss." Didn't you drive me away? ”

This Fan Ermao hurriedly persuaded the little daughter-in-law not to make a noise. The little daughter-in-law sat there resentfully and silently, thinking that now you are no longer a big collective, you cover the sky with one hand, and now you bastard son who eats his own is here to meddle with me, see when I find a stubble one day, I won't scold you for being a dog. Thinking about it, he didn't get angry, and said: "Ermao, you don't have to be afraid, you wait for me to give you anger." What should I do, you are panicking like a man falling into a well, and you scare me. As he spoke, he went to hug Fan Ermao, where did this Fan Ermao dare to move this little daughter-in-law, and his body fell to the side.

"Cut, look at your bear bile, a few words scare you like this bear, if something big happens, don't scare you to death." The little daughter-in-law said angrily, "Look at your bear-like appearance, the guy is not looking for you as a person." ”

This little daughter-in-law saw Fan Ermao cool her, and became angry again, not feeling good in her heart, thinking that I met your cool ass with a hot face, what did I do. A little thing scared like this bear, I don't know what to do when I encounter a big thing in the future, it's only been a few days, and I was cut off by that bastard's son, and my dead man is thousands of miles away, thinking all day, I haven't slept well at night, and I've been in a good mood for the past few days, and I've eaten and slept soundly, and this happened again, and I don't know which bastard grinded his teeth everywhere. Thinking about it, I became angry again, so angry and sad that I couldn't help but cry.

Fan Ermao didn't know what to do when he saw his little daughter-in-law crying. Looking at the little daughter-in-law sad, I thought about it, what people said is also reasonable, people are not afraid of a woman, what is so terrible about me as a widow. These days, people take the initiative to look for us, and they often miss us in their hearts, where can we find this good thing. If we want to cool people, it's not a thing. Thinking about it, the person leaned over and hugged the little daughter-in-law and said, "Don't cry, I don't mean anything, I'm just afraid that things will be bad for your reputation." ”

"Speaking of your mother's legs, I don't know what kind of heart you have? You just take the opportunity to break off with me, you are a white-eyed wolf who wants to run away after taking meat in his mouth. ”

"Look at what you said, if I were that kind of person, the sky would be thundering." This Fan Ermao swore to the sky. As he spoke, he turned his face down and kissed his little daughter-in-law on the face. The atmosphere was relaxed, and the little daughter-in-law put away her tears and said, "You haven't changed your mind." ”

"Look at what you said, where will I change my mind, I have been annoyed in my heart for the past two days, I can't eat well, I can't sleep, I'm just waiting for you to discuss this matter."

"Really?" The little daughter-in-law asked and turned sadness into joy, the hand was not honest again, and reached out to touch Fan Ermao's second brother, how did you say that this man with strong blood could withstand the teasing of a little woman like a flower, and how could that little thing be honest. Don't say much, just men and women. The two of them were lying in this dry ditch, and the woman was covered with Fan Ermao's clothes under them.

This Fan Ermao worked his little daughter-in-law, and he was about to collapse. I thought that next time I don't know if I can get together, so I jerked up and down a few times, and the little daughter-in-law screamed comfortably, and the yin was tight, and this Fan Ermao had a few streams of dirty water poured into the little daughter-in-law's tender field.

After the good thing was done, Fan Ermao turned over and lifted his pants, and the little daughter-in-law also sat up, it didn't matter if she got up, all the dirty water in the gutter flowed onto Fan Ermao's clothes, and it was wet. This is called good fat and does not flow into the fields of outsiders.

The two of them didn't care so much, they got dressed and got up, and discussed how to meet again next time. At last the two men agreed three days later to meet on the bank of a river five miles to the east, where it was sparsely populated and not easy to be discovered, and the widow's house could not be visited. This is exactly what it is:

The spring is thick and gradually cool,

Mandarin ducks at the head of the village.

One said it was broken,

One said for a long time.

How can I get it,

Horny,

inch soft intestines.

Consensual,

Continue to steal incense.

This Fan Ermao returned to the widow's house, which was considered to be at ease. The widow asked him what he was doing, but he was still talking nonsense and prevaricating. You are a widow and a fool, and you know in your heart that you are just pretending to be confused. The widow didn't ask, but when she saw that it was getting late, she said, "Ermao, bring pen and paper." Fan Ermao hurriedly went to get a pen and paper and sat down at the small square table, and heard the widow say: "You know the wild these days, and you don't learn anymore, what I teach you has memorized?" ”

"I will memorize, I will memorize."

"I'll hear it tomorrow."

"Yes, yes."

"Then you now remember:

The trunk branches, the five elements and the five sides are matched.

The East Jia Yi Yin Mao Mu, the South C Ding Si Noon Fire.

Gengxin Shen Youjin in the west, and non-Guihai Zishui in the north.

The central Wu has been ugly and does not contain soil.

Remember? ”

"Remembered, remembered."

"Then I went to sleep. You'll see. ”

"Yes, yes."

There was nothing to say this night, and the next day, Fan Ermao got up early, fetched water and cleaned the courtyard, and as usual, his heart was much calmer. After finishing the work, I picked up the lost books again and sat in the courtyard to endorse them. The widow looked at her and said nothing, but she had a plan in her heart.

After breakfast, the widow told Fan Ermao that she couldn't go anywhere today, and sat in the house to listen to her fortune telling. This Fan Ermao was obedient, quickly helped the widow to serve morning incense, the widow put on morning incense, sat down against the east wall of the hall facing west, took out a box of cigarettes, took out one, knocked it on the table, Fan Ermao hurriedly came over and lit it for the widow. Then, obediently, take a small stool and sit on the façade, and sit there against a door, but wait for someone to come and measure the fortune.

After a while, an old woman in her fifties walked in the door, but saw that this woman had a thin face and a long mouth, a slight beard on her lips, thick eyebrows, and a flat buttocks. I heard the widow say, "Old sister-in-law, I don't need to say it, I know that you are here to ask something." "The wife was stunned there, looking at the widow with a puzzled face, and her mouth didn't move a few times." Old sister-in-law, listen to me, you came today to ask for directions without asking about illness or disaster. ”

"Ah, what do you say, I just want to ask for directions. You look at people who are dozens of years old, why are there so many things? ”

"Needless to say, your fortune for the past two years is:

One step higher and one step lower,

One step on the beach and one mud.

When the sky is lost, there is no land,

All walks are ditches and hollows.

That's right, old sister-in-law. ”

The wife slapped her thigh and said, "Ah, why is it so accurate, you are right, I can't mention it in the past two years." As he spoke, his eyes turned red.

"Old sister-in-law, listen, your family is,

It's not thieves and fires,

It is the disease of people and animals.

There are no lawsuits

There is also a villain bullying behind his back.

I thought about fighting for a good breath,

It's more anxious to go forward.

How do you say this day, sister-in-law, you came here today to be right, sister-in-law, you don't have to worry. I look at you

The hall is flushed red,

Luck is turning, don't worry.

Good luck has come like the wind,

It's like chrysanthemum flowers all over the ground.

Kind-hearted people are inducted,

Move the heavens to help you.

The old sister-in-law doesn't have to worry, it's time to run. ”

A few words said that the little wife was smiling, and the sad face flew to the country of Java. The little wife has no worries, and the person is also refreshed. I asked some more about the house, and the widow answered them all. The little wife put down the money and left happily.

Not much to say, a few more fortune tellers came one after another, and the widow counted them one by one, and the day passed quickly. In the evening, this Fan Ermao sat at the small table, holding a pen in his hand, in front of the notebook, but waiting for the widow to teach him.

But when she saw the widow light a cigarette, she said, "Teach you today, the five elements are prosperous and imprisoned." It's memorized, no words. I said you write,

In the spring, Muwang, the fire phase, the water rest, the golden prisoner, and the earth died.

In the summer, the fire is prosperous, the earth phase, the wood rest, the water prisoner, and the gold dies.

In autumn, Jin Wang, water phase, earth rest, fire prisoner, wood death.

In winter, Shui Wang, Mu Xiang, Jin Xiu, Earth Prisoner, and Fire Death.

The four seasons, Tuwang, metallographic, fire rest, wooden prisoner, water death.

Remembered. I'll go to sleep. ”

"Alas, auntie, how do you know what the old lady is doing when she enters the house this morning?" This Fan Ermao asked.

"You don't understand this, you haven't learned that, I'll tell you today. When I look at the woman's face, she must have disobeyed women's morals and eloped with others when she was young. She has two men's seeds, can she have a better life that day? ”

"Then why do you say she's running again?"

"She's really lucky. You're stupid, she's fifty or sixty years old, and she's as wild as you. If the heart is accepted, it will be good if the child is older. Remember, remember, you can use it later. I'll go to sleep, and you'll see. So saying, he went into the back room. This is exactly what it is:

Fortune tellers are not gods

People come to see and hear

The predecessors left a gossip platform

Teach posterity to be the mantle