Chapter 7: My Sister Can't Attend the Offline Meeting (Part I)

In an empty room, it was already a sunny morning. In the soft big bed with a red theme, chestnut-colored long hair spreads all over the center of the bed, and the red quilt covers the person in white pajamas, and the bright sunlight shines into the bedroom and spreads on the little person's body, like an angel at that moment. But now it seems that our "little angel" still doesn't want to wake up~~~ but ~~~ What's going on with that little nose that keeps twitching? What are you smelling??

At the same time, under the same eaves......

It seems to be in the kitchen, a figure wearing an orange and yellow apron and blue short hair is holding a long chopstick specially used for cooking in his hand, constantly stirring in the smoked pan. From time to time, the eyes looked at another pot that was already steaming. Although he was doing some work that would stain him, judging from his comfortable back, he seemed to like it very much. Maybe let's put it this way~~ I like to help "her" cook~~

"Okay~~It's done~~~" Long Er looked at the golden fried dumplings in the pot, and the steaming mung bean porridge on the side. It seems that I am quite satisfied with the completion of my work. "Then you smell the fragrance, it's almost time to wake up~~~" Long Er said to herself, and kept looking back at the bedroom door behind her.

There was a "click", and the bedroom door opened as Long Er expected. Holding a white pillow and a little messy hair on top of it, Dahe rubbed his eyes and opened the bedroom door. "In the morning, I saw you male dog, what a bad mood~~" Dahe said with a disgusted face. "I'm going to make breakfast and leave. Got it? ”

"Dahe~~" Long Er shouted with a smile.

"What's the matter~~~" Dahe replied with an unhappy face.

"The saliva left from sleeping is still there~~~" Long Er pointed to his chin.

"Uh~~" Dahe exclaimed, and then hurriedly wiped his chin with his sleeve.

"No~~A little bit here~~" Long'er's finger deviated a little. "Ah~~It's over there~~~" The dragon kept gesturing. "Yes, yes!! But there's a little more to it underneath. ”

"Huh?!" Dahe also rubbed his chin hard with Long'er's fingers until his chin was a little more painful, and then looked up at Long'er's smiling face, and finally understood that he seemed to have been tricked?!!

"Soul !!" Dahe raised his fists and was about to attack the dragon.

"Then let's eat now~~~~" The plate in Long'er's hand didn't know when it blocked the offensive line of Dahe's fist, and caused Dahe's fist to stop before breakfast.

"Damn!! Do you want to be so mean?!!! Dahe Tiger glared at Long'er and said.

"Well~~~Girl~~ I'm teaching you the hardships of the world~~~" Long Er held the dinner plate and looked like an old man who had experienced a lot. But the smile on your dragon's face can't be stopped~~~

"I don't need you to teach you !!" Dahe is another punch to the super dragon to fight in another place. But......

"I'm blocking !!" Once again, the plate appeared in front of the big river fist.

"Abominable !!" The brakes didn't hit the plate with his fist, but his body was a little out of balance, and he was about to crash into the hot breakfast.

"Bang !!" A sound came from between the small kitchens. But luckily......

"Oops~~ Dahe, are you putting yourself to death and then rebirth?" Long Er held the dinner plate high and looked at the big river that fell into his arms with a smile on his face. "Or ...... Big river, you want to feel the temperature in my arms?? ”

"Soul fades!! Isn't it!! You inferior dog!! Dahe blushed and hit Long'er in the stomach.

"So the fight is over, it's time for breakfast?" Long Er tilted his head and said casually, and after speaking, he walked around the river and walked towards the living room with a plate in his hand. And the big river behind him looked at his fist suspiciously. "Obviously I used ten percent of my power???"

"My stomach hurts!! My stomach hurts!! I really want to hold my stomach with my hands and scream loudly, my soul is faint!! Why is Dahe's punch so strong!! Long Er was dripping with a cold sweat on his face, enduring the strength on his stomach. roared in his heart. "Is there a price to pay for being handsome or something?!!! How can it be repaired! ~~~~~”

"Hmph~~ Next time bring a fist stab (that is, an iron ring) on your body~~~" Dahe secretly made up his mind in his heart. Then I saw that Long'er had already put breakfast on the table in the living room. And he followed. Come and bring yourself on top of your seat. Breakfast is important after all!!

"Ha~!!" Dahe looked at the breakfast in front of him and was about to pick up his chopsticks and start eating.

"Hey!! [What about I?] The dragon reminded.

"Woo~~" Taiga pouted. "The god of rice!! To the producer, I started it!!! He yelled and began to eat breakfast.

"You~~" Long Er shook his head with a wry smile, but he was still very happy in his heart. Watch the river eat his own breakfast. "Then there are other things to deal with next~~~" Long Er picked up the coat that was put aside and prepared to go out. "Then I'll go first. Remember ......," Long Er said, turning back.

"Yes, yes!! Put the finished dishes and chopsticks into the pool~~~~" Dahe said the next words impatiently.

"That's good~~~" Long Er finished speaking and was ready to go out.

"Huh? Isn't it a break today? Clean up for me before you leave!! Feed!! Taiga commanded strongly.

"I've cleaned it once~~~," Long Er replied with a smile and a smile. "And today, I'm sorry to give my sister life guidance. Lonely little Dahe~~~~~" Long Er said with a laugh.

"Who...... Who is lonely!! You are weak, get out of here!! "The river looked like it was about to rush down from the table.

"Hey, hey~~Get out of now~~Just get out~~" Long Er immediately put on his shoes and was about to rush out of the door. "By the way, I've called Shi Nari, and I'll come to your house to play later~~~ Dim sum and lunch are in the refrigerator. It's just hot and hot. ”

"One more move~~~ I didn't settle accounts with you for forcing the use of my kitchen." Dahe said to himself, don't look over.

"Hey, hey, hey~~~ Thank you so much for your understanding, please ing~~~~" Long Er waved his hand and went out.

"Thank you~~~~" Dahe looked at the door that had been closed and whispered. As for whether Long Er heard it or not, she didn't care, it was better not to hear it.

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"Autumn~~~Leaves~~~ Hara ~~~~~" Kirino, who was dressed in fashion, stood in the Electric Street with open arms and shouted excitedly in the middle of the road in Akihabara.

"Error !!!" The dragon crossed his hands and drew a large cross. "That's not what a girl who came to Akihabara for the first time!! It's not cute at all, isn't it!!!! ”

"Hah!! Are you sick in the head? Kirino said as she looked at Long'er, who was wearing a pair of rimless glasses at some point. So what should you do!! ”

"This way~~~ like this~~~ is right~~" Long Er whispered in Kirino's ear. As for the red tide on Kirino's face, let's not see it.

"Huh? It's very interesting~~~~" After listening to Long'er's words, Kirino also felt super funny. Then he performed according to Long'er's words.

"I said, are all the people over there virgin~ male?" Kirino pointed to the shop that sold ACG items, and asked Ryu'er naturally.

β€œnice!! Kirino is beautiful!!! Long Er gave a thumbs up and praised.

I said that you brothers and sisters will not be beaten to death.

"So what the hell are you doing with your glasses?" Tong is a dragon.

"Hmph~~Please call me God-sama~~~" Long Er said with a push of his glasses.

"The medicine stopped?"

"I've seen the end."

"I said~~~~"

"There is no such thing as a heroine who is wrong! It's just the game itself that's wrong!" Long Er still said to herself.

"You are a faint soul!! Do you want to die once!! ”

"Wait, I'll save a file first"

"Die!!!!!" Kirino shook his fist and left.

"I'm sorry, I can't stop with my glasses~~~~" Long Er said as soon as he grabbed the fist that Kirino waved. "By the way, the wisdom of mortals~~~"

"Sinai !!!" Kirino said that I must beat this little watch to death.

After a period of chaos......

"In other words, this is your disguise, ready to join me in the offline meeting?" Kirino asked, looking at the unharmed dragon. "But~~ This is a girls' party!! You idiot!! Add glasses and a bird to use!! ”

"Oh~~~ I thought it was a cos party~~~" Long Er tapped his palm to show that I understood.

"Or you change into women's clothes!!" Kirino suggested.

......" Long Er didn't say anything, just looked at Kirino with dead fish eyes.

"Hiss~~~" As if thinking of something, Kirino hit the spine bone with a coldness and rushed up. "I was wrong~~ I feel so scary just thinking about it~~~"

"Hehe~~~~" Long Er sneered.

"Okay~~~ I'll go to that coffee shop first~~ When the time comes, I'll watch you in the corner, it's always okay." Long Er said.

"That~~Okay~~" Kirino said with some loss.

The maid charms the cafΓ© ~~~

"Welcome back~~~ Dog so-kin sama (master-sama)" The maids lined up to welcome the dragon.

"Hmph~~~ Gentlemen don't associate with 3D women," Long Er pushed his glasses and walked in. Anyway, you haven't played enough dragons~~~~

"So, is there any specific name for the master? Ernie sauce, master, husband," the maid said.

"Stop!! Just call me God-sama!! The dragon interrupted with a wave of his hand. And give me a cup of "Gift of the Black Elf" (black coffee). ”

"Uh~~Hi~~~" The maid walked away with a frightened face

"Then how did it come to be like this~~~~" Long Er looked at this place boringly, and at the same time thought about yesterday's situation.

Progress Check !!! Kirino blocked the door of the dragon and said.

"Uh~~" Long'er, who had just thought of something in a cold sweat, realized that in order to cook for Dahe and something like that, he had completely forgotten about the strategy game these days. As a result, he was also ridiculed by Kirino for a meal. Later, Long Er also found that in ACG, the person who could communicate with Tong Nai was really no one else but himself. So I searched on the Internet and found a club. At the same time, I was invited.

"The first time I met, Kokiri-sama, I'm Saori who is the administrator of the Otaku Gathering, the group. Thank you very much for being able to send you an e-mail to apply for participation. ”

"This must be a person wearing a plaid shirt and I don't know what age the disgusting house is dressed up..." Completely ignoring Kirino looking at himself, you are stupid~~ forced situation.

"Naturally welcome to the tea party. If you are interested in the same age. I think we'll be friends. If you can, please come to the tea party to be held next week~~ By the way, the venue is ......" The above Kirino accepted the invitation and came here. And it was in the dragon memory killing. There was also a voice at the door.

"Hello, I'm Saori who has already made a reservation. Can you take me to our location? "Wearing a plaid shirt with eyes under a beer bottle. The tall woman with a silk scarf on her head said.

And Long'er was also calmly drinking coffee, and his eyes signaled to Tong Nai, who had found him, "Look at it~~I'll just say it's right~~"

"Hmph~~~" Kirino shook his head and didn't want to pay attention to the dragon.

It just so happened that Long'er's eyes also paid attention to the "black one"......

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