Chapter 421: Poetry Gets into Trouble
In the afternoon, after Cao Wanrong left Li Zhou, after going back, she didn't know what she said, which caused Li Zhou's wife Zhao Wanshuang, Ke'er, and Feng Feifei to come to Li Zhou one by one, the first one was Zhao Wanshuang. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
As soon as she came, with a big belly, her steps were staggering, and she took a few steps safely, and under her fine steps, it seemed very long, and she came to Li Zhou's side, at this time Li Zhou was still resting, drinking a cup of tea, savoring the brewing breath, and feeling the smell of lips and teeth.
The teacup was not put down, she fell delicately, fell generously, did not lose her grace, and did not lose her demeanor, sitting next to Li Zhou, half leaning on him, her hands stroked the tips of her hair, a little fragrance tempted Li Zhou, and teased the ** in Li Zhou's heart.
"Madam, if you have something, just say, don't tease your husband here."
I couldn't stand being teased by her, and I couldn't act, for fear that it would be bad for the child, ** got up, couldn't find water to extinguish, and then was teased by her like this, Li Zhou only ran away, Zhao Wanshuang was sitting in danger, and said slightly: "Husband, I heard that you made a poem and a word for Wanrong, and the poem seems to be called "Boiling Soup at Home to Send Cao Wanrong". ”
"After all, West Lake in mid-June,
The scenery is not the same as the four seasons.
Lotus leaves are infinitely green,
The lotus flowers are different red. ”
"You see how good it is, although the concubine body knows poetry, but those are good, those are bad, the concubine body can still be distinguished, just that sentence is infinitely blue lotus leaves, and the lotus flowers are different red in the sun, so that the concubine body fantasizes about that scene, and I sincerely yearn for it."
There is also a poem called "Looking at the Sea Tide. Southeast Xingsheng" is right, how good it is, the concubines are all attracted, and they want to go to the Qiantang River to enjoy the beautiful scenery, but they don't know when they can go? ”
"The southeast shape wins, the three Wu capitals, and Qiantang has been prosperous since ancient times. The smoke willow paints the bridge, the wind curtain is green, and there are 100,000 people. Cloud trees surround the embankment. The angry waves roll frost and snow, and the sky is endless. The city is a jewel, and the household is rich and luxurious.
Heavy lakes are stacked on top of each other. There are three autumn laurels and ten miles of lotus. Qiang tube clear, Lingge flooded the night, frolicking and fishing lotus baby. Thousands of horsemen have high teeth. Listen to the flute and drum while drunk, and enjoy the smoke. The picture of the different day will be good, and return to Fengchi Kua. ”
"The picture of the other day will be good, and it will return to Fengchikua. Husband, you are so powerful, you can bring it casually, you want poems and poems, and they are all very good, why don't you usually show off, the collection is so dense, it's not Wanrong to tell the concubine, the concubine doesn't know that there is such a thing. ”
In a few words, he said what he meant, and Cao Wanrong betrayed him, the hatred in Li Zhou's heart, he knew that Cao Wanrong couldn't believe it, and he would definitely say it, now it's okay, Mrs. knows, everyone else will definitely know, then wouldn't it be a tragedy.
"Hehe, ma'am, who did you listen to? How can the husband be so powerful, these are all left by the Taoist priest back then, not written by the husband himself, what kind of writing does your husband have, don't you know? At most, it is to make some poems that are not in the stream, this kind of majestic poetry is really not written by Young Master Ben. ”
Li Zhou bit his mouth and didn't admit it, whatever you say, I am not mine, anyway, it was not made by this young master, he is not weak-hearted, he does not lie, it is just a fact, so Li Zhou behaved very plainly, but in Zhao Wanshuang's opinion, Li Zhou didn't want to write poems for her.
Suddenly unhappy, Cao Wanrong has two songs, and she doesn't have one, she is jealous, her body pressed on Li Zhou, kept shaking, shook a few times, and found that Li Zhou did not react, and sat there drinking tea in a daze, as if she had no intention of talking to her.
"Husband, people only need one song, not two, so it's always okay, right?"
If you don't give two songs, you can always give one, right? I don't need too much, it's good to have a song like "Water Tune Song Head", it really doesn't need to be too good, if Li Zhou knows what she thinks in her heart, she really wants to hit the wall and die, you call it not demanding, don't you know that "Water Tune Song Head" has no other poems that can be compared?
"Water Tune Song Head" is claimed to be a word, and it is difficult to surpass its masterpiece after that, if you want such a word, you might as well kill me, right?
"What do you say, ma'am? I don't know what you're talking about? ”
Since it doesn't work, pretend to be crazy and stupid, what do you do? Zhao Wanshuang was not angry, angry, yelling, this is expected, how will Li Zhou deal with it, she has the answer in her heart, her hand gently stretched out to Li Zhou's waist, pinched it, controlled Li Zhou, and pressed her body up, Li Zhou didn't dare to move, and it would be the fate of the two of them if she moved.
was very uncomfortable, but she couldn't leave, Zhao Wanshuang calculated that Li Zhou would not leave, and threatened: "Husband, I don't care, today you have to give me a poem no matter what, whether it is a poem or a word, I only need one, not much." ”
Li Zhou's heart is bitter, I want to cry, but I can't cry, you come to persecute me one by one, do I write one by one, my brain is not so smart, my memory is not so good, my brain capacity is limited, but you want me to do unlimited things, this is impossible.
"Madam, it's really gone, it's useless for you to threaten me."
Li Zhou replied stiffly, swearing in his heart that Cao Wanrong must be cleaned up at night, and asked her not to say it, she still has to say it, so that everyone knows it, but he is unlucky, didn't Cao Wanrong hear her warning?
Zhao Wanshuang is not so easy to fool, twisting her body, increasing the amplitude, rubbing Li Zhou with her big belly, and holding Li Zhou against her, making Li Zhou's heart even more depressed, moving, no, not moving, she can only protect her carefully.
"Madam, can you have any song?"
"Yes, as long as it's the husband's, the concubine likes it."
"Okay, but, just one song, don't give more, and, you can't say it, can this be done?"
"Yes."
"That's ......."
Li Zhou began to recall, poems, poems, what good poems are there, maybe he thought about it deliberately, but he couldn't think of anything, his mind was blank, he didn't think of it at all, he thought about it for a long time, and he had a clue.
Zhao Wanshuang frowned while staring at Li Zhou, without a clue, and couldn't help but feel nervous in her heart, is this husband reliable? Why does it look so unreliable? According to Wanrong, her two poems were completed very quickly, why did they get to me, so slowly?
"Husband, okay, no."
"Alright, alright, wait."
Li Zhou waved his hand, his head suddenly brightened, wasn't I boiling soup in the morning? It's so hot that it's panicking, so let's do it, don't you want poetry anyway? Limerick poetry is also poetry, anyway, I gave it to you, whether you want it or not is your business.
"Yes, listen."
"Yes."
"It's hot in the summer, so you can't borrow a fan. Although they are a good couple, you are hot and I am hot. ”
"Gone?"
"Well, what else?"
"This is also poetry? Are you sure? Husband. ”
"yes, it's easy to understand, isn't it? I also think, it's good if you like it, it's a song, Ben Fujun has already made it, can you ....... ”
Li Zhou's prompt is obvious, I've done it, you can get up, it's really hot, besides, it's not good for you to be a big-bellied woman, what if you fall?
"Husband, doesn't that count, does it?"
"Why don't you count, this is also a poem, you see it's all five words, it's all the same, he's really a poem, I don't believe you want to go back yourself."
Li Zhou gently pushed her away and helped her stand up, firmly that this poem was a poem, a limerick poem, Zhao Wanshuang stood up in a daze, stunned for a long time, and didn't find anything different about this poem, it was still very simple.
There is no esoteric thing, it is not a hidden poem, just a very ordinary limerick poem, Li Zhou didn't give her a chance to speak, and quickly pushed her out, finally, Zhao Wanshuang was pushed out, Li Zhou returned to the hall and continued to drink tea.
"Huhu, it's finally done, it's really troublesome, damn Cao Wanrong, betrayed Young Master Ben, what will I do with you tonight? Hum. ”
Li Zhou got angry, and said don't say it, you still say it, look at it, how much trouble you have caused, don't you know that you are really making trouble for Young Master Ben?
After Zhao Wanshuang left, another person came in outside, Feng Feifei, sneakily glanced around, and after finding that there was no one else, he sorted out his clothes, combed his hair, straightened his body, walked over dignifiedly, and looked everywhere with his eyes, which looked like the thief.
Li Zhou hurriedly shook his head, another one, and didn't give him a chance to rest, is it good for you to be like this? Don't you feel tired?
"Young master, madam, aren't they here?"
Li Zhou was too lazy to take care of her, she didn't have to think about it to know what she wanted to do, she didn't have a good face, Feng Feifei didn't care, she had expected Li Zhou to be like this, she sat on Li Zhou's lap in a comfortable mood, the whole person was pressed on Li Zhou's body, and the faint smell of sweat wafted in, giving Li Zhou a different kind of enjoyment.
Li Zhou hugged her thin waist, let her lean on him, and said, "Why are you here, won't you also come to ask for poetry?" ”
Feng Feifei smirked, this smile explains everything, don't look at it, this master is also here to ask for poetry, sure enough, good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, in the blink of an eye, it has reached their ears, and they all came.
A Zhao Wanshuang walked on the front foot, and another Feng Feifei came behind, do you want to torture him, Li Zhou suddenly turned his face, looked outside, and ignored her, since you are here to ask for poetry, then we have nothing to say.
Feng Feifei was blowing the fragrant wind, swallowing the fragrant tongue, blowing Li Zhou's ears, stimulating Li Zhou's desire, and said with a straight smile: "Young master, just one song, there are not many concubines, one song is enough, okay?" ”
The body kept shaking on Li Zhou's thighs, shaking little by little, and the rounded thighs and buttocks made Li Zhou's heart ape, and he couldn't wait to pick up the gun and get on the horse immediately.