Chapter 125: A Mouse Poop
Pei Feng approached Zuo Ying and asked curiously, "Calling me out, is there something wrong?" ”
Zuo Ying said with a little unhappiness: "If I don't call you out, how are you going to end up in the classroom?" Do you really want to kiss Shen Yuke? ”
"How can it be, it's those bear children who are coaxing." Pei Feng was stunned for a moment and said stupidly.
"How old is you." Zuo Ying glanced at Pei Feng, said a word disdainfully, and then changed her words, and said in a questioning tone: "You and Shen Yuke, there is no unclear relationship, right?" ”
"What kind of unclear relationship can there be." Pei Feng frowned slightly, turning into a righteous and awe-inspiring look.
"Then why are you two so close?" Zuo Ying then asked.
"We met downstairs and entered the classroom together, is there anything wrong with that? Besides, Shen Yu didn't win the first place in the calligraphy competition, so she had to show me something. Pei Feng said confidently.
"So that's ......" Zuo Ying muttered to herself, and then suddenly stared at Pei Feng like a powerful kitten, and warned: "I'll tell you, don't do anything sorry for my sister, otherwise I won't be able to spare you." ”
"Here we go again." Pei Feng rolled his eyes, not taking Zuo Ying in his eyes at all.
"Isn't there a bit of a deterrent?" Zuo Ying was suddenly deflated and said depressedly.
"It's okay with those people in the classroom, it's not going to work for me." Pei Feng smiled and said, "Even if you become a tiger, I'm not afraid." ”
"Who do you say is the tiger!" Zuo Yingliu said upside down.
"I really can't talk, why can't I understand Chinese?" Pei Feng was a little speechless, and muttered: "I'm so idle, I don't go back to the classroom, and I scold you for being a tiger in the corridor." ”
"You ......" Zuo Ying heard Pei Feng muttering something, and was angry for a while.
"What are you, calligraphy competition, how many did you win?" Pei Feng didn't want to entangle with Zuo Ying, so he casually changed the topic.
"First, first in the hard pen group." Zuo Ying responded.
"First?" Pei Feng was surprised: "It's really fake, why haven't I heard you talk about it?" ”
"Is this little thing worth talking about?" Zuo Ying glanced at Pei Feng, then took out a gold medal printed with a fountain pen from his pocket, shook it in front of Pei Feng, and said, "Do you believe it this time?" ”
"I'll go ......" Pei Feng looked at Zuo Ying with admiration, this little girl, is she too arrogant, or really doesn't take this matter seriously.
"It's not pure gold, and if they hadn't forced it on me, I wouldn't have been rare." Zuo Yingniu said coaxingly: "It's still cash, a full three thousand yuan." ”
"Do you still have cash for the first place?" Pei Feng said curiously.
"Of course there is, Shen Yu didn't tell you." Zuo Ying said.
"Nope." Pei Feng said.
"Maybe it's not too late, after all...... Her first place was won by you for her. Speaking of this, the class bell rang suddenly, Zuo Ying immediately took the gold medal back into her pocket, and said to Pei Feng: "Okay, okay, I won't tell you, class, let's go back to the classroom." ”
After speaking, Zuo Ying didn't care about Pei Feng, and went back to the classroom by herself.
At this time, the head teacher Tian Shaobo happened to come up from the office downstairs and happened to see Pei Feng at the corner of the stairs.
Seeing Pei Feng pestle by the window, his mood immediately became bad, and he squinted his eyes slightly, and saw a cigarette butt in the pulley on the windowsill, which made him immediately frown slightly, and then faced Pei Feng with a dark face, and scolded: "Pei Feng, what's the matter with you?" It's going to be class, why are you still smoking here? Do you think the fifth rule of the school rules is a fart? ”
Article 5 of the school rules prohibits students from smoking on campus.
Pei Feng listened to Tian Shaobo's words, and felt a burst of disgust in his heart, and just wanted to refute, but Zuo Ying's voice came from behind him, "Teacher, you misunderstood Pei Feng, I just called him out to ask him about his summer vacation homework, and he didn't smoke here." ”
As she spoke, Zuo Ying raised her hand and took out the cigarette butt in the pulley road on the windowsill, and then took out a tissue and wrapped it first, planning to throw it into the garbage chute later.
Tian Shaobo didn't expect things to be like this, and he was a little embarrassed for a while. But not to Pei Feng, but to Zuo Ying.
Pei Feng saw what Zuo Ying had done, and suddenly laughed, then looked at Tian Shaobo, and sneered unceremoniously: "What is quality?" This is called quality, a teacher is not as good as his own students, it's really sassy. ”
After the words fell, Pei Feng turned around and went back to the classroom.
However, Tian Shaobo behind him was completely furious, and pointed at Pei Feng and shouted: "Pei Feng, you stop me!" ”
Zuo Ying's face next to him changed, obviously a little afraid of the majesty emanating from Tian Shaobo's body, and he wanted to stay away from him now, but he didn't dare to move half a step.
That's right, this is Shi Wei.
knowledge, giving them majesty.
Pei Feng was happy, and after pausing, he turned to look at Tian Shaobo with his pocket, "What's the matter, you still want to beat me?" ”
"I ......" Tian Shaobo was speechless for a while, then sneered, and pointed at Pei Feng with a cold face, "A rat poop spoiled a pot of soup, let me tell you Pei Feng, if I really beat you, you may not be able to stand it, stinky boy, don't think that you have a bit of a fake trick on you, you don't know the southeast and northwest." ”
"Yo, listening to you, it seems that you can do kung fu, or let's compare?" Pei Feng has seen a lot of this kind of thing that can only play tricks, and he is not surprised, but only ridiculous.
"I don't compare with you, you don't deserve it. You don't have to go to my class today, I don't want to see you. With that, Tian Shaobo walked to the classroom angrily.
It's just that as soon as he passed by Pei Feng's side, Pei Feng's body changed and went around behind him, and then used the technique of acupuncture points on a few acupuncture points behind his waist, and then, he saw Tian Shaobo's face turn into a zombie face, and he looked ahead dumbfounded, as if he was scared stupid.
At the moment, Zuo Ying had already reacted, and seeing that Tian Shaobo was not normal, she immediately reminded Pei Feng: "Pei Feng, don't make trouble." ”
Pei Feng smiled at Zuo Ying and didn't say anything to her, then glanced at Tian Shaobo gloatingly, and said, "Actually, I don't want to see you even more." Speaking of this, he glanced at Tian Shaobo's pants and said with a smile: "Teacher Tian, you must hold on, as long as the water comes out, the gods can't help you intercept the flow." With that, he turned back to the classroom, laughing uncontrollably.
Tian Shaobo's facial muscles were already shaking, and his expression was more ugly than crying.
He didn't dare to move now, let alone breathe.
His body won't lie to him, his current feeling is the feeling of holding his urine and holding his bladder and holding his prostate, as long as he moves a little, he will collapse and can't contain it.
Zuo Ying walked over, looked at Tian Shaobo worriedly, and said, "Teacher Tian, are you okay?" I'm holding you, in fact, Pei Feng is not bad, you misunderstood......"
Before Zuo Ying finished speaking, Tian Shaobo was like an old eunuch who had returned to the light and said, "Don't help me!" ”
Then, Zuo Ying still helped.
It doesn't matter if you help this one, Tian Shaobo couldn't hold back his strength at all, and peed out.
He is also a person who wants face, and at the moment when the urine came out, he immediately pushed Zuo Ying away, staggered a few steps, walked to the window, held the window and began to shake, shaking uncontrollably.
In a few moments, his pants looked like they had been washed.
When Zuo Ying saw this scene, she was stunned for a while, then "babbled" and walked back to the classroom quickly, just as if nothing had happened.
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