"What are you doing? So good fish can't stop your mouth? ”

All eyes fell on Millily's face. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Mi Lili put down her chopsticks and said solemnly: "I'm going to tell you a secret!" ”

"Lily, why don't you talk about it after you've eaten?" Zou Jian cautiously looked at everyone's faces, and then suggested.

"Brother, I have to say it first, otherwise they will say that I eat alone." Millily insisted.

"Okay, you can say it." Lu Yun understands Mi Lili's temperament, and if she doesn't let her say it, she won't want to eat this meal in peace. Seeing the first sister speak, Mi Lili became more energetic, her eyes swirled around everyone's faces, and then asked mysteriously: "You guys, what kind of fish is the best fish you have ever eaten?" ”

"Salmon!"

"Perch!"

"Pomfret!"

"Sturgeon!"

………

Everyone listed the best fish they had ever eaten. Mi Lili raised her chin and dismissed: "Lose, what is this, compared to the fish that my sister has eaten, these fish can only be regarded as garbage!" ”

"Lily, if you don't blow it, you'll die!" Lu Yun feigned anger.

"Sister Yun, I didn't blow it, I don't believe you asked Ma Yi. At that time, we were washed into a cave in the mountain by an avalanche, and there was a strange fish like a baby fish in the cave, and we ate it, and the taste was described in an idiom: This smell should only be in the sky, and it is rare to smell it on the ground! ”

"Is that an idiom?" The eldest grandson, Jiangying, rolled his eyes.

"What is not an idiom? Don't think that if your sister hasn't studied, she has no culture! Mi Lili stared at the eldest grandson Jiangying and argued with reason. Cough...... cough ......" Zou Jian suddenly coughed, Mi Lili reached out to pat him on the back, and said while patting: "Brother, you eat slowly, as a man, you have to eat with a good appearance, understand?" Otherwise, how could you find my sister-in-law? ”

"Ahem......"

"Ahem......"

………

Suddenly, there was a cough on the dinner table.

Zou Jian blushed and looked at everyone, and then at Mi Lili. Because he had been working with Muhammad in Rizhao City, he didn't spend much time with his sister, and he didn't know her character very well, so he was suddenly caught in the thunder.

"Brother, don't pay attention to Lily, she's like this, and she never speaks." Lu Yun comforted Zou Jian.

"Oh, by the way, Lily mentioned this, I remembered one thing, let me tell you, Comrade Zou Jian already has a girlfriend!" Bai Xiaoyi said.

"Really?" Mi Lili's eyes lit up suddenly, and she forgot about the strange fish.

"Brother, when are you going to bring your sister-in-law home and let us see?"

Zou Jian's face turned even redder, "What sister-in-law, I haven't skimmed the eight characters yet!" ”

"Brother, it's okay, I'll help you get it, if she dares not to agree, see if I don't break her legs!" Mi Lili patted her chest with a domineering expression.

"Lily, this is my brother's lifelong event, can you be a little right?" Lu Yun reprimanded. Mi Lili nodded, "It's also ha, now we pay attention to free love and marital autonomy, we can't learn from Wang Laohu to rob relatives." Brother, come on, come on, come on! Milily clenched her fists and cheered her brother on. The others simply ignored her and bowed their heads to eat.

Ma Yi sits on a cymbal wheel and flies at a low altitude. When he flew over the X Sea, he saw a warship flying the flag of the United States from a distance, showing off its might on the sea, and a Chinese warship was watching from afar, Ma Yi could faintly hear the warning issued by the Huaxia warship to the Mi warship, but the Mi warship did not listen to the warning at all, and still went its own way, as if it was in the back garden of his house. Ma Yi was suddenly furious, and decided to teach the Mi warship a lesson, he quickly hid himself, and then pulled out ~ the orange knife, infused the true yuan qi into his wrist, and cut it at the flagpole of the Mi warship.

An orange light pierced the clouds and flashed on the flagpole of the U.S. warship.

Only listen to the sound of "card rubbing", the flagpole was broken in response, and the flag of the United States drifted down with the wind, leaving only half of the flagpole, which was erected abruptly. A group of US navy, including several officers, were standing on the deck, pointing at the Huaxia warship, they heard the sound, and looked up to see that the flagpole on the top floor of the warship was broken in half, and the national flag was falling like a dead leaf.

"Bang dang", the other half of the flagpole fell heavily on the deck, making a loud noise.

"Outside?" An officer spread out his hands, indicating incomprehension. At this time, the wind at sea is not strong, and besides, the flagpole is a metal pole, how can the wind blow it? A sergeant stepped forward, first picked up the national flag, and then squatted down curiously~ body, checked the flagpole on the ground, at a glance, I really don't know if I don't know, I was startled to see it, the fracture of the flagpole was smooth and flat, as if it was a knife cut in tofu.

"Sir, come and see."

He shouted at several officers.

"What's the matter, Sergeant?" Several officers stepped forward quickly.

"Sir, you see, this fracture is so smooth that it doesn't look like it was broken by the wind." Shanggan said, pointing to the broken hole in the flagpole. The officer followed the sergeant's fingers, and sure enough, the fracture was as smooth as a knife.

They immediately looked at each other, and then looked up at the sky, except for a few white clouds floating in the sky, there were a few seabirds flying.

"God, can you tell me what happened?" An officer muttered.

"I ...... It was as if I saw an orange light flash on the flagpole, and then it broke. A sergeant whispered.

"Orange light?" Everyone was at a loss.

"Could it be that the Huaxia warship is firing lasers at us! Are they trying to declare war on us? An officer said angrily.

"Probably not, orange light is falling from the sky." The sergeant pointed to the sky. Everyone looked up at the sky again, and the result was the same, except for a few white clouds that were seabirds, there was nothing else.

"Sergeant, are you sure?"

"Sir, I'm sure I was watching the seabirds when I saw a flash of orange light, and the flagpole broke."

"By the way, do you remember the island fishing boat was attacked by orange light and there was a shipwreck?" An officer asked. As soon as these words came out, everyone fell silent, and the island nation's fishing boat was attacked and sunk by orange light, which shocked the world at that time. They are people who deal with the sea every day, and it is impossible not to pay attention to this news. A sense of crisis instantly arose in everyone's hearts.

"We are attacked, immediately prepare for battle!" The captain thought for a moment and gave the order decisively. In an instant, the siren sounded for a long time on the Mi warship, and all departments quickly entered combat posts. The Huaxia warship, which was in charge of monitoring not far away, saw that the Mi warship suddenly sounded the battle alarm, thinking that they wanted to launch an attack on themselves, so they immediately fought-for-tat, and immediately entered a combat state, the personnel were in place, the ship's artillery shells were loaded, and the silver flashing missiles were about to be launched......

Not only that, but the naval aviation unit of the Huaxia X Sea also received an order to immediately enter a state of first-level combat readiness and be ready to rush to the aid at any time, and an unprecedented war is about to break out......

However, what is surprising is that the Mi warships did not attack them, but retreated in a panic. The captain of the Huaxia warship who received the report felt inexplicable, and hurriedly walked onto the deck, at this time, the Mi warship had gone farther and farther, he picked up his glasses and observed, "Hey, why is the flag of the Mi warship missing?" ”

"It's like it's been blown off by the wind." An observer report.

", can this wind blow the flagpole off? Could it be that their flagpole is made of tofu? The captain reprimanded.

"Captain, it's true. They only sounded the battle alarm after the flagpole broke, and then fled. The young observer argued with a red face.

"Can you believe it?" The captain asked the deputy captain beside him.

The vice captain smiled wryly, "Perhaps, their flagpole is a knockoff." ”

Looking at the distant battleships, the captain felt that there was no need to discuss whether their flagpole had been blown off by the wind, and he ordered the battle alarm to be lifted. After a while, the captain received a call from the commander of the X Sea Navy: "Captain Zhu, what is going on?" ”

"......" Captain Zhu held the phone, not knowing how to answer for a while.

Can he report to the commander that the Mi Guoyan panicked because the flagpole was blown off by the wind, then sounded the battle alarm, and finally retreated in panic? Unless he's crazy, or takes the commander for a fool~!

"Speak!" The captain was slow to speak, and the commander was angry. Just now, because of his battle report, the whole navy was alarmed, and the missile units and fighter squadrons were ready for battle. "Then, all combat deployments came to an abrupt halt and were abandoned halfway. Although the commander is not a militant, he has to do a big job when the troops are pulled out, but he must give an explanation to the troops, right?

"Commander, if this is a false alarm, do you believe it?" Captain Zhu's head was sweating.

"Lao Tzu, no matter what surprise you are, in short, you must explain this matter to me clearly, otherwise I will definitely not spare you!" The commander said angrily. Captain Zhu's face twisted into a bitter gourd face, and he whispered to the deputy captain beside him: "Oops, the old man is angry, what should I do?" ”

The deputy captain is also the first two big, they made such a big oolong, it is strange that the commander is not angry.

"Commander, something strange happened just now." Captain Zhu was helpless, so he had to bite the bullet and say.

"Don't change the subject, Lao Tzu is a soldier, not a gossip woman, I'm not interested in listening to your gossip!" The commander said impatiently.

"However, this strange thing has something to do with the battle alert just now."

"If you have something to say, let it go if you have a fart! But I warn you, don't think about making excuses. ”

At this point, Captain Zhu still didn't dare to treat the commander as a fool~, so he could only think of himself as a madman. "Commander, just now, the flagpole of the Mi warship was suddenly attacked and was cut off by the waist. They may have sounded the battle alarm in a panic. I was also nervous for a moment, and immediately sounded the alarm just in case. He didn't dare to guess that the flagpole of the United States was blown off by the wind, because he was afraid that the commander would scold him for not having common sense.

"Is there such a thing? Didn't you do it? The commander was skeptical.

"Absolutely not. Commander, these are extraordinary times, and I don't dare to fire the first shot without your order! ”