"You can't say how you died, can you?"

"You have to believe me, I didn't mean it this time"

Wu Xiaolong leaned his back against the closed door, frightened and embarrassed, how could he meet this violent maniac? This made him wonder if the two were born together...

Da Qiao obviously doesn't believe it, what's wrong with her changing clothes in a good way? You ran in out of the blue... Look at her boobs... You said it wasn't on purpose, you don't believe it yourself, right?

The gaze became a little more fierce, and Da Qiao's drooling plump jade feet were slowly moving, if he guessed correctly, the fatal kick that would kill him was coming again.

Wu Xiaolong's face changed greatly, was he killed by her kick?

"This time... You really have to believe me! I really didn't mean to, I came here purely because there was a flower monk who was cheating on me, and he told me that this was the Yin Si Street Order Office, so I came... It's just that what I didn't expect was that you were here..."Wu Xiaolong hurriedly explained, but the explanation seemed useless.

Da Qiao's face was frosty, and he smiled disdainfully, "Didn't you mean it?" There is also a flower monk who is pying you? Are you a fool of me? Don't you see the women's locker room outside the door? And what are you doing here? Still going to the street order office? Is this the place you should be? ”

"I... I'm here to apply for a ghost errand, and I'm looking for the Street Order Office to be a ghost errand, do you believe it? Wu Xiaolong showed a smile that was more ugly than crying.

Da Qiao was expressionless, and said lightly: "Your eyes have never taken off your sister's chest, do you think I will believe it?" ”

"......" Wu Xiaolong's face darkened, this sentence contained the truth, leaving him speechless...

Da Qiao looked at him silently, I don't know why, since he saw the boobs, there was a very strange feeling that had been eroding her heart, and she felt that her boobs were touched and did not have a great impact on her this time.

Why, exactly?

This time he saw his chest, and my sister I was only surprised and slightly angry, but there was no hatred?

Because of what?

Because he is the only one who has touched my breasts for hundreds of years, or is he the only one who has seen my breasts, or... In front of this guy, I can't help it... Catch fire?

And my sister, I seem to like to get angry the most... Did I have a crush on him? Ah... So shy.

It shouldn't be possible...

Maybe it's because he's funny and can't hate him?

"Humph!" Da Qiao snorted arrogantly, and picked up a white bathrobe from a small wooden chair beside him, the women's dressing room has a bathrobe but no shower equipment, but there is a bathrobe! I don't know where this bathrobe came from, there are more jingle cats in Hades, don't be surprised.

Gently, Da Qiao naturally danced the white bathrobe in an arc, fluttering around the towering twin peaks, and then tied a bow, that's all! A light corset made of a bathrobe was made of zuò.

The crimson fire elf, under the white and red twin peaks is a tight fairy robe, and with her ultra-short jeans, she shows a delicate figure that the devil will envy, which is even more ghostly than a ghost.

Anyway, Wu Xiaolong was stunned, and he couldn't help but say, "There is definitely an E!" ”

"What?" Big Joe asked with a frown.

"You've got a boobs the size of a basketball!"

Wu Xiaolong's soul was completely lost, in ancient times, there was a king who lost the three gods because of the beauty of Daji, and now there is Wu Xiaolong who lost his soul because of Da Qiao's chest!

"Die!"

Big Joe is furious! Roar like a lioness!

"Boom!!" Just listening to the initiation of this roar, Wu Xiaolong didn't know what was happening, he only felt a pain in his stomach, and then he suddenly took off against the door behind him, and the entire door was floating in the sky with him......

More than ten meters away from the women's locker room, "Plop! Wu Xiaolong and the gate behind him were kicked here, and then fell into a dog and ate, and the crumbs of the gate were swallowed in his mouth, which showed that the one who was kicked was miserable.

Wu Xiaolong trembled and slowly sat up from the ruins shattered by the gate, touched the footprints on the white T-shirt, and felt very painful, this was his only piece of clothing, and now it was printed with a sky-high shoe print, and now he had no face to go out to meet people.

That's right!

Da Qiao is wearing a hateful sky high today, you say you are a ghost hunter, what are you doing in high heels? Have you escaped from the house when you caught the murderer?

It seems that women are born with a love for beauty, and it's really good, I haven't seen such a female man who likes to wear hates when she reaches the peak of violent maniacs?

Not long after touching his clothes, Wu Xiaolong suddenly remembered one thing, that is... Why didn't my stomach hurt when I was kicked by Da Qiao this time?

This made him very puzzled, the first time he was kicked by Da Qiao, his internal organs were about to turn upside down, and the second time he was kicked, he vomited blood. However, this time, although he kicked him and the door of the women's locker room into the air, it seemed to be very destructive, but in fact, it was completely opposite to him.

Although my stomach hurts a little, it really doesn't hurt too much, it's like being bitten by a little mouse, compared to the two pains of being kicked for the first time and being kicked for the second time, this time it's pediatrics.

When a three-year-old child hits him, he feels that the pain will be greater than the pain of kicking him this time.

Big Joe, what's wrong?

How did you kick it so lightly?

It's weird.

Wu Xiaolong's doubts were all seen by the one-eyed ghost, his big bloody eyes flashed with a strange light, and he nodded lightly, "That's right... The so-called enemy of life and death, a thought is life and a thought is death, or death or life, life is eternal, from love to hate or from hate to love, life and death are life, life and death are enemies, the enemy of life and death between men and women is often an alternative red line, otherwise there will be no beating is kissing and scolding is love, not fighting and not loving each other, Da Qiao beats you love you, master, you have this damn enemy, and there will be hardships for you to suffer in the future..."

The one-eyed ghost's words were recited silently, Wu Xiaolong naturally couldn't hear it, and if he heard it, he wouldn't stand still, but immediately took a piece of tofu and hit him to death, and became a bitter mandarin duck with Da Qiao?

Teasing me, huh?

"Da Da Da!!"

Suddenly! There was a burst of footsteps one after another, and Wu Xiaolong thought at first that Da Qiao was going to catch up with him and plan to make up for him with a heavy leg, but judging from the direction of the sound, it was not Da Qiao.

Wu Xiaolong cast his gaze, and suddenly felt like hanging himself!

Good! That's a lot of people!

Dense, crowded, I'm afraid there are no less than a hundred people, all crowded on the stairs not far from him, looking at him with curiosity, judging from their neat and uniform black suits and other uniforms, this group of people is probably all employees in the Yin Si Street Ling Mansion!

What, what are they all doing in front of the women's locker room?

Can't peek at Big Joe? You don't want to die, do you?

Just when Wu Xiaolong was thinking wildly, the words of the group of civil servants opposite caught his attention, and he is currently called a civil servant, but in fact, he is also a civil servant, but the government agency is different.

"Who is this man? How to sit here? An elderly civil servant aunt asked curiously.

"Oh, aunt, you came late, I saw it with my own eyes, he flew out of the women's locker room!" Another civil servant girl gossiped and explained.

"Wow!" The crowd exclaimed!

There is gossip! Absolute big gossip!

"Flying out of the women's locker room? What's going on? "Everyone is curious to death, as if there is a little mouse itching in their hearts, I don't know why I really can't stand it.

"I know, I know!" A little dragon trick lewd man smiled, "When the flower of the ghost hunt was in the personnel supervision, an aunt accidentally soiled her clothes, and then she went to the women's dressing room to change her clothes... And then... The Demon Catcher screamed, and the man flew out of the women's locker room... Looking at it this way, don't you understand? ”

"Oh!!" All... The ghosts suddenly realized, it turned out to be a scene where a lewd man went to peek at a woman changing her clothes and was kicked away.

For a while, everyone's gaze at Wu Xiaolong was different.

There is a disdain!

There is ridicule!

There is irony!

There is disdain!

All the more demeaning eyes are there, but there is no complimentary gaze, anyway, Wu Xiaolong is regarded as a pervert who peeks at women changing clothes to the extreme.

It's weird to see it.

At this moment, Wu Xiaolong's face is famous in the Yin Si Street Lingfu, and people can't even do it if they don't want to know him!

"Oh? Oh, I'm not what you think!! "Wu Xiaolong wants to cry without tears... Now I jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it away...