Chapter 612: Entering the City [Second Update]
On the main road, six figures are galloping rapidly, and one of them is constantly educating the people around him, and he will slap the latter's head with a slap.
"Second goods, I didn't even know that One-Eye was cheating you just now, you actually accosted yourself, isn't this exposing yourself?!"
The more Chen Daozi spoke, the more angry he became, and he slapped it.
Niu Man covered his head innocently and said aggrievedly: "How do I know that he is lying to me, why should you blame me?"
"You're still talking back. Also, after you exposed yourself, why did you even confess to me and Xiao Chen. Chen Daozi stared.
Niu Man grinned and said, "Aren't we originally together, even if I don't say it, they know." ”
Syllable......
Chen Daozi slapped it again, spitting out the stars, and roared: "Do they know that there are two different things from what you said to yourself, two goods, you are angry with me." ”
Niu Man rubbed his head, his face darkened. Why am I always the one who gets beaten?
Seeing that the one-eyed next to him was stealing fun, Niu Man immediately slapped him, "It's all your fault, it's all your fault." ”
One-eyed took a slap and opened his mouth wide.
What's my business?!
One-eyed was beaten, and he was very angry, and he also wanted to find a little brother to practice his hands, but when he turned his head, Dasha and Poison Saffron didn't know when they ran behind Xiao Chen, and when they saw that the person next to him was Xiao Chen, he quickly put away the hand that had been raised, and rushed away honestly.
This master is a ruthless man, we can't afford to mess with him.
I didn't see how neat and easy it was to kill the old wolf's head before.
The thought of the old wolf's death made One-Eye shudder.
The six people walked quickly for a while and stopped, looked up, came to a city, and saw that there were three big characters hanging on the archway, looking at the soup city.
"Grandma's, after five days of driving, I finally met a town, and I was finally able to have a good meal. As soon as Niu Man thought of eating, his mouth began to drool.
In the past few days, in order to avoid the bandits, I haven't eaten a good meal for several days.
One-Eyed and Dasha are also drooling, and it seems that they are not doing well.
Bang Bang Bang ......
Chen Daozi slapped his head on the door, glared at his eyes and said, "A group of foodies." ”
Xiao Chen looked at Wangtang City and frowned, and asked without looking back: "I remember when I was in Chaliao before, someone said that there are already bandits in Wangtang City who control the town, am I not mistaken?"
"Yes. I just don't know who the bandits in this city will be?" Chen Daozi stepped forward and replied.
Niu Man looked at the city tower with a big grin and said: "It doesn't matter who he is, as long as it's not the old thief, who are the three of us afraid of?!"
Syllable......
Chen Daozi slapped him again and said angrily: "Second goods, don't forget that our injuries are not all healed, now that Yan Luo and Qinglong appear together, we will not be able to deal with it." ”
Niu Man rubbed his head aggrievedly. Why do you keep beating me?
He turned around to find One-Eye, who knew that One-Eye was smarter than him, and he had long known that this thing would find him to be angry after being slapped in the face, and he would flash far away early.
This bull is not going to do it.
One-eyed knows how to hide, doesn't this mean that he is smarter than his old cow?
Niu Man's face turned dark at the moment, and he beckoned to One-Eye, signaling him to come over.
One-Eye, knowing that he was going to be beaten when he passed, immediately shook his head.
"Come here!" Niu Man was impatient.
One-eyed looked at Xiao Chen and Chen Daozi for help, the two of them pretended not to see it, helpless, one-eyed could only move slowly to Niu Man's side, and immediately became flattering, nodded and smiled: "Boss Niu, what is the matter with you calling me?"
Syllable......
Niu Man slapped the one-eyed head with a slap, followed by another slap, and said angrily while pumping: "I let you hide and let you hide, you have dodged, isn't it obvious that Niu Ye is more stupid." You still want to change the subject, see that I don't smoke you to death. ”
"Boss Niu spares his life. When One-Eye saw that his cleverness was useless, he begged for mercy with gratitude.
Niu Man patted for a while and felt relieved, then he stopped, and then ordered: "You are not allowed to hide after I am beaten in the future, and obediently send it up to relieve my anger, do you hear?" ”
Under the threat of violence, One-Eye could only wipe her tears and nod aggrievedly, like a bullied little daughter-in-law. He is now beginning to regret whether it was right or wrong for him to follow this violent boss, and the future is dark.
Lazy to pay attention to these two goods, Xiao Chen has already entered the city, everyone follows.
When I came to the city gate, I saw a thief at the gate with a portrait and interrogated, and the people who entered and left the city were uneasy.
"There is a check post, what should I do?" One-eyed cautiously stepped forward, subconsciously staying away from Niu Man, and let him follow Xiao Chen Chen Daozi's side, which was far better than Niu Man following him.
In this way, Niu Man will make fewer mistakes, Chen Daozi will not beat him, Chen Daozi will not beat him, then Niu Man will not beat himself.
One-eyed has a good calculation in his heart.
This is to stop from the source, and to cure the root cause, this is the royal way.
Xiao Chen glanced at him, how could he not know his careful thoughts, but he didn't bother to care, so he immediately took out two handfuls of beard from his arms, one sticking under his nose and the other sticking to his chin, and then didn't even change his clothes, just swaggered towards the city gate.
When it was time for the bandit to recognize the person, he casually looked at each other, and when he saw that it was not the person in the portrait, he immediately let him go.
That's how frizzy these little thieves are.
Chen Daozi also went into battle very easily after seeing it, he didn't even have a sticky beard, he walked over directly, and after coming to the city gate, the bandits looked left and right, and they were actually let go.
Niu Man's eyes widened, and he couldn't understand what was going on.
Xiao Chen is okay, at least he knows how to make two pinches of beard to cover up, and he can't see that it's not strange, but Chen Daozi doesn't look like he's dressed up at all, and he actually mixed it up, is the thief who guards the door a pig? Can't even see this?!
If there was anything he didn't understand before, Niu Man could only hold it back, or ask Chen Daozi, but now that Chen Daozi is gone, he doesn't want to hold it, but fortunately now that he has a little brother, he pulled one eye and asked Chen Daozi how he got in without being noticed.
One-eyed was shouted and thought he was going to be beaten again, and his face was sad, but when he heard that he was going to ask this, his face immediately relaxed, and he replied with a smile: "Boss Niu, don't you know, in fact, the bandits have no talent, and the wanted portrait they painted is unbearable, and it is eight hundred miles away from the real person." In addition, Boss Chen was already handsome and chic, and it was difficult for ordinary people to draw his demeanor, so the difference between the portrait and him was even greater, and he walked directly to the portrait, and those bandits would never recognize it. ”
Listening to One-Eye's explanation, Niu Man felt that it made sense.
"I see. Then don't worry, just rely on the domineering and mighty momentum of Lao Niu, even Lao Chen is ashamed of himself, how can those bandits draw it, then I don't need to change my costume to do it, I don't believe they can recognize it?"
When One-Eye heard this, the sweat of his head flowed down on the spot, and he hurriedly pulled Niu Man to persuade him.
Just the honest and simple appearance of this goods, you don't need to draw a picture and just need to explain two sentences, the big one, looking at the stupid second goods is a cow, one catches one accurately.
Still mighty and domineering?
I'm going to go, and there's really enough of it.
The one-eyed belly scolded for a while, and then accompanied the smiling face to talk badly before changing the cow man into a set of clothes, and then pretending to kill the pig, and bought a farm cart from the farmer next to him to push it, and then entered the city.
When he came to the door, Niu Man deliberately dangled in front of the bandit, and the first time he saw the thief casually looked at him twice, he impatiently let him pass, and Niu Man felt unbalanced in his heart.
You guys are so domineering and mighty, you can't recognize it, you're blind!
Niu Man dangled in front of the bandit again, but the bandit stared at him and muttered, "This thing is sick." ”
Niu Man couldn't stand it anymore, so he rolled up his sleeves on the spot and was about to do it with the bandit, but fortunately, he was one-eyed and clever, and in the case of a heavy sweat, he stuffed a piece of good dragon soul incense to the bandit, and whispered that Niu Man had a sick brain, so the bandit stopped.
"Master Niu, what are we talking about with that kind of little thief, is that kind of goods worthy of you, let's hurry up and find Chen Ye and Xiao Ye." "One-eyed on the side and whispered to the bull, this thing is really a two-headed hide.
Niu Man heard him say this before he slowly lost his anger, and finally did not forget to give the thief the middle finger, and said disdainfully: "Stupid!"
One-eyed quickly turned around and made amends to the bandits, and then wiped a handful of sweat and chased after Niu Man.
It's really evil to meet this kind of boss, and there are people who want to send it to the door, and their heads are kicked by a donkey.
One-eyed only dared to slander in his heart, and then continued to accompany Niu Man carefully, for fear that this thing would be a moth again.
By the time Niu Man and the others found Xiao Chen and Chen Daozi, the two of them had already ordered a table of dishes, sat in front of the window with wine glasses, and watched the people in the city come and go, looking comfortable and comfortable, no matter how they looked at it, they didn't look like they were avoiding pursuit.
Niu Man sat down with a face, and began to think about it, still angry that the two thieves at the city gate just now didn't recognize him.
Chen Daozi looked strange, so he asked One-Eye how they got in, and One-Eye quickly told him about it.
"It's so annoying, you say that I am so powerful and domineering, unique, why don't you recognize them, it's really annoying to me. Niu Man wanted to find comfort in Xiao Chen again.
Who knew that Xiao Chen didn't even look at him, so he said to Chen Daozi: "I inquired just now, the bandits in this city are a group of bandit forces called 'Wuji Palace', the boss is called Annihilation Wuji, I heard that it is a master of the eighth level of the Martial King, and it is also a level force in the bandit group and the Qinglong Village of the Yama Palace. ”
Chen Daozi said: "I also inquired, just before we entered the city, a large number of bandits entered the city, and it is said that some people saw the flag head sign of the Yama Hall and the Qinglong Village. ”
"Yama and Qinglong are here too? so soon. Xiao Chen frowned.
It seems that their idea of going to the Seven Swords Gate has been seen through by Yan Luo and the others, so they will come to Tang Cheng in advance, intending to intercept Xiao Chen and them here.
"Do you have any plans?" asked Chen Daozi as he picked up his wine glass and took a sip.
Xiao Chen smiled slightly and said, "The soldiers are coming, and the water is coming to cover the earth." If there is no way, fight a way. As Niu Man said, as long as there is no old monster here, who are we afraid of? Even if our injuries are not healed, is it difficult to deal with a few of them?"
This is full of confidence.
Chen Daozi laughed, the two of them touched a cup, and the matter was finalized, and the eyes of the one-eyed listener next to him were full of admiration.
Only Niu Man looked dazed, leaned forward, grinned and asked, "What did you two just say?"
Xiao Chen and Chen Daozi gave him a roll of the eye at the same time.
Niu Man was very hurt, and the hand that wanted to ask Chen Daozi fell on his head.
"Why did you hit me before I asked?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, it's easy. ”
“......”
The cow was furious and turned around to find One-Eye, but One-Eye took the first step and jumped downstairs with a whole chicken.
Stay away from the cows, this is the first rule of one-eyed survival now!