Chapter 128. A dung pit is a good relationship. Save the beauty and return home

Let's talk about Director Fan's wife first, this woman's name is Xin Lihong, and she is a eunuch. Her father Xin was a political and Taoist official, and when he was ****, he couldn't stand the criticism of the Red Guards and committed suicide by throwing himself into a well.

When Xin Zhengdao left five children and died with his wife, Xin Lihong was still young at the time, ranking third in the family, and the widow dragged a few oil bottles to raise her children, and suffered all the hardships of the world.

This Xin Lihong is a competitive girl, and when she grows up, she just happened to resume the college entrance examination, and she was admitted to college with Van Gundy, and returned to her hometown to enter the education system, and now she is a successful achievement, her husband is the director of education, and she herself is also a vice principal of a key high school in the county.

Even today, although this woman is older, she is still elegant, with clear eyebrows, straight nose and straight mouth, knotted speech, high chest and hips, and dignified steps.

It's just that this woman's bones reveal a masculine color, secretly locking up the arrogant and murderous atmosphere.

At that time, Xin Lihong's family was in an embarrassing situation, and becoming a husband and wife with Van Gundy was not a matchmaker's words, nor was it a parent's agreement, but it only fell into the hands of Van Gundy because of an accident.

Speaking of the amorous affairs of the year, I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night.

To say that this Xin Lihong was also graceful and graceful in her early years, with a sundress and ribbons, passing by the new scenery, attracting the lord of the phoenix. The men who pursued were lined up one after another, but none of them were arrogant and arrogant.

Seeing that she is getting older, her mother is anxious to nag every day, annoying Xin Lihong's nagging, thinking that the old lady hates to marry, I can't just accept it, I don't marry without my heart, look at what you do to me, it's a big deal not to go home to live. I thought about it, I took action, asked the school for a bed in the staff dormitory, and moved to the school.

At that time, there were few opportunities for teachers to come into contact with society, and those who could interact with each other were not only colleagues but classmates. It's also providence to make people, fate should be like this, unfortunately this year this Van Gundy was transferred to her school, originally a classmate, but now a colleague naturally speaks more cordially, and there is more time for contact. This Xin Lihong originally didn't look down on Van Gundy, but if she was in college, she would have accepted this person.

From Van Gundy's point of view, this guy was really hungry when he saw Xin Lihong, and he was starving to death, and he only sighed. This was true when I was in college, and I still do it at work. This Xin Lihong doesn't look at him squarely, every time she passes in front of him, she holds her head high and looks straight ahead, as if he exists, this Van Gundy can only look up to Qingmei.

It should also be when this Van Gundy is blessed, providence makes people, waking up this morning, Van Gundy checked the campus health, at this time Van Gundy's leadership has been revealed, is already the school logistics management staff, checking the school health is his job, of course, the school toilet is one of the key tasks that must be checked.

As soon as Van Gundy walked into the toilet, he heard someone in the women's toilet shouting for help, which startled Van Gundy, and immediately stood on his heels, pricked up his ears to listen carefully to the reason for the sound, and listened to the sound of help and hoarse shouting, "Help! There was a piercing wail in the voice, Van Gundy hesitated for half a second, and immediately came back to his senses and rushed to the women's toilet in front of him.

You think it's early in the morning, the students haven't entered the school yet, the teachers are only the teachers who live in the school, and the teachers who don't live in the school haven't come yet, the whole campus is empty and quiet, only the sound of help coming from the women's toilet is very harsh, but Van Gundy searched in the women's toilet, and there was no one in sight, looking for the sound to find out if it was not in the toilet, where could it be? Van Gundy thought about slapping his head and turned around and rushed out of the toilet, quickly turning to the back of the toilet.

It turns out that the toilet in the past is not better than the current toilet, the current toilet is called the toilet, there are urinals, urine and urine are discharged from the sewer, the toilet in the past is an open-air small row house, are built on the side of the yard, find a corner to build a few low houses, leave a few urinals in front, the urinal is a slope ditch made of cement bricks, the inclined ditch has about 20 centimeters, the two sides of the ditch plane are just enough to let people squat down and, the ditch leads directly to the septic tank behind the back, the septic tank is located behind the toilet, generally one to two meters wide, and the length depends on the number of rooms, The septic tank is as long as the house is long, and the septic tank is short when the house is lacking, and the size of the toilet is generally built depending on the number of personnel.

The school is a densely populated place, and the natural toilet is larger, and the septic tank behind the toilet is also larger.

Without further ado, just say that Van Gundy rushed out of the toilet and went straight to the septic tank behind the toilet, and when he arrived at the back of the toilet, he was shocked by Van Gundy's cold sweat, with green smoke coming out of his throat, and his cavity was dry and he couldn't make a sound.

In a hurry, he couldn't take care of much, jumped straight down the septic tank, swam to the side of the woman who fell into the feces, picked it up and dragged it to the edge of the pool, dragged to the edge of the pool, first supported the woman's upper body, and tried to lift the woman's head above her head to avoid the feces choking into the woman's mouth, and then used the power of milk to push the woman to the edge of the septic tank, and used her last strength to push the woman onto the septic tank with her head on the woman's buttocks.

He himself will already be a dung heap, mixed with the yellow, white and black things on the next and lower parts, needless to say, there are more than two big mouthfuls from the nose to the stomach, and the cavity is full of dirt, this Van Gundy can still take care of these, look at the woman out of the septic tank, he himself climbed out of the septic tank with a belt, came to the top of the pool, pulled his face with his hand, bent down and picked up the woman and ran out, this will be this Van Gundy power is not inspired from nowhere, the power is infinite, holding the woman like a chicken, straight to the school kitchen.

Why did Van Gundy run in the direction of the kitchen, first, there were people in the kitchen, and second, there was a drain faucet outside the kitchen, which was used by the students to wash the dishes.

I saw Van Gundy running and shouting, "Someone! Someone! ”

This Van Gundy shouted loudly, hoarse, and the startled people in the campus ran out, looking for sound to Van Gundy, and when they ran to see it, everyone was stunned, and saw a dung man running with a dung man in his arms.

Running to the kitchen faucet, the man put down the woman, grabbed the faucet and turned it on, and took the water with both hands, shouting as he went: "Hurry up and get the basin, get the pipe, hurry!" Then put his hands together, and then the water was splashed on the woman's face, a stick and a handful, the woman's face was splashed by the water, everyone saw that it was Xin Lihong, so they couldn't take care of it much, take the water pipe to connect the water pipe, take the water basin to quickly catch the water, splash it, flush it, and soon rinse the feces on the two people's bodies, which will be someone to take care of the woman's situation, and take a look, this Xin Lihong is nothing but her face is blue, everyone is relieved.

At this time, a few women came up, picked Xin Lihong up, and walked towards an empty room, where Van Gundy saw that it was all right, soaking wet and stinking, and he couldn't care about himself, so he separated everyone and walked to his bedroom.

Van Gundy's heroic deeds of saving the beauty soon spread all over the campus, everyone said that Van Gundy was a good young man, a young talent, but there were also bad things behind his back, saying that these two people had nothing to do in the morning, what were they doing behind the toilet, Bao Zhun didn't do anything good, maybe he was doing something unseemly, he accidentally fell into the manure tank, he deserved it, dogs and men, he deserved to drink urine ****, why don't you drown the two days B pounding mallet.

When this first came out, few people believed it, and they couldn't stand it from everyone, as the saying goes, a slap doesn't make a sound, and everyone claps and shakes the sky. This is passed on to ten, ten, hundreds, the more it is spread, the more it is true, the more complete and delicate the storyline is, and the more delicate it is, the size of Xin Lihong's ass is really real, which makes people have to believe it.

By the time this story reached Xin Lihong's ears, the gossip could already be edited into a book.

If the woman is not stayed, it will be an enemy to stay and stay. When this story reached her mother's ears, the root of her mother's hated teeth hurt, and she wanted to introduce you to so many boys who didn't like you, but now it's good, it's notorious, even the notoriety picked up from the and urine pit, and the old woman beat her chest angrily and said: "It's good that your father's reputation is lost, and you'd rather die than give in in order to protect your reputation, it's good for you, your dead father is so tired that he can't be quiet in the underworld." "Tears rained down.

This Xin Lihong has no ideas at this time, and she only has to wash her face with tears.

However, her mother is a person who understands, a skilled person in the world, and a survivor of an old cadre, so she naturally has the backbone at a critical moment. So he sighed and scolded: "What a sin! The root of evil is born in Lian Lisheng, you must have been a bad fate in your previous life, it is better to fake the drama and be real, and the two of you will be a real husband and wife with this stubble. He didn't marry, you didn't marry, and he was a classmate and colleague, so he was just right to be a husband and wife. Girl! Tomorrow you tell him to come to our house, I will meet him, listen to his voice, and if there is no problem, you will get married nearby. ”

When Van Gundy heard Xin Li blushing and said that he would go to her house to see her mother, he already understood three points in his heart. What kind of person do you think this mouth is, it is also the kung fu done by his father and his mother, the essence of yin and yang practiced when doing kung fu, his father's seminal vesicles are full, refreshed, gathering the essence of heaven and earth, his mother's groin is magnificent, absorbing the liquid and dew the sweet spring, moisturizing the Lingxiu child obtained by the Si, naturally a little clear, you can know it at a glance.

So this Van Gundy put on new clothes and carried a large bag of gifts to visit his mother-in-law.

As soon as you say it, you can beat it three times.

The first ring, the next day I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register the marriage.

The second ring, Xin Lihong, moved out of school and moved into Fan's house.

The third ringing chose an auspicious day and a good day to throw a colorful ball of beautiful food into his arms, and almost didn't take his back on Van Gundyme.

If you want to say that this Fan Director Van Gundy, secretly people send nicknamed donkey goods, why is it called donkey goods, it turns out that this mouth is not better than ordinary people, there is a strange goods under this person's crotch, this strange goods are big and thick, soft and hard when the general size, slang calls this strange goods dead**, also called this kind of people donkey goods.

If a man grows this strange thing, a woman is the favorite. Generally speaking, when a woman encounters a man like this, it is the most sexually blessed, as long as there is a contact, there will be no man in her heart.

Since this Xin Lihong entered the door of the Fan family and went to the bed of the Fan family, she was stabbed by this Fan Gundy, and since then she has bid farewell to her flower-like youth and entered the era of charming and coquettish little daughter-in-law.

Precisely:

A dung pit is a good fate,

Save the beauty and return home.

In the previous life, due to the irrigation of the pearl grass,

Pay the debt to the world in this life. (To be continued.) )