ps: The train that got off at six o'clock in the morning, just tidyed up, a little in good spirits, if this chapter is not well written, don't be surprised

After finally finishing lunch, Han Feng planned to walk around the village, and by the way, he would find a few friends from the same village to chat and burp.

And at this moment in the heavenly court, Yue Lao got a table of delicacies from the god of food, and under the marriage tree in front of his door, he feasted the land, the mountain god, the river god and the well dragon king.

Looking at the table of delicacies and wine, the saliva of several people in the land was about to flow out, especially the mountain god's two eyes were wide open, staring at the honey chicken legs on the table.

Although since the human world and the heavenly court were separated by the heavenly dao, the land they also moved from the temples in the human world to the heavenly court, but as the lowest level of immortals, it is still difficult to eat the delicacies made by the god of food himself, and only when the Jade Emperor feasts the immortals, can they eat occasionally.

Among these little immortals, only Yue Lao can still get food from the God of Food, because the marriage between the God of Food and his daughter-in-law was the red thread of Yue Lao.

Seeing that everyone had arrived, Yue Lao hurriedly beckoned a few people from the land to sit down and said, "I invite all Taoist friends to come here today, because I want to ask you to help me come up with an idea."

"What's the matter?" The whitebeard asked, rubbing his chin.

"Come on, let's drink first, let's talk about it after drinking," Yue Lao smiled as he pointed to the delicacies on the table.

After listening to the words of the old moon, the mountain god was the first to move the chopsticks, and ate it in a big gulp, as soon as he saw the mountain god eating happily in that person, the other few people dared to talk about what politeness, and then politely waited for the mountain god to eat it up alone, only to see the river god, the well dragon king gobbled up one by one, only the land sat there blowing his beard and staring, who called this place except for the old moon, he was a white-bearded old man, and he couldn't rob the mountain god at all.

Looking at the land sitting there blowing his beard and glaring, Yue Lao hurriedly said: "Everyone, you should also pay attention to the su zhì when eating, and pay attention to the virtue of respecting the old and loving the young." “

The mountain god bit a piece of chicken leg in his mouth and asked, "Respect the old and love the young?" Who's old here? Who is young? “

The river god, who was sitting next to the mountain god, hurriedly made a face to the mountain god, saw that the mountain god had not yet reacted, and stepped on the mountain god under the table, and then glanced at the land, and the mountain god reacted, and handed the chicken leg he had just bitten into the land and said, "This chicken leg is for you to eat!" I just took one bite."

Looking at the chicken leg handed over, it was still stained with the saliva of the mountain god, his earthly face was red, his white beard shook and said, "You can eat it yourself!" I can't gnaw on the food with bones."

"Don't you really eat it? If you don't eat it, I'll eat it myself," he said, and the mountain god shoved the chicken leg back into his mouth.

Everyone was still gobbling up, eating with their mouths full of oil, and only the land was chewing the green vegetables and tofu next to him, looking like I was very angry.

Seeing that everyone had almost eaten, Yue Lao put down the chopsticks in his hand and said, "Even if everyone has eaten almost, let's talk about business!" ”

Hearing the main master's words, the land and the others also put down the chopsticks in their hands, intending to listen to what the old man wanted to say, but the mountain god was still chewing a piece of sashimi in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Uh-huh, you say the old moon, let's listen!" ”

Yue Lao continued: "That's the case, didn't I write a book "Under the Moon Before the Flowers", although the old man has been involved in countless marriages and kept a lifelong matchmaker, but it is really a bit embarrassing for the old man to write a novel before the flower and the moon!" The old man didn't think about tea and food these days, so he wrote the fifth chapter, and the rest of it really can't be written, so I invite everyone to come, just to hear if the audience has any good opinions. "If you can't write it, you won't write it!" The mountain god said vaguely. "How's that going to work! Mountain God, you don't know, my novel hasn't been published yet! The God of Wealth guy directly said in the comments that my novel will be a eunuch, I'm so angry! So no matter what, I must finish the book before the moon," Yue Lao shook off the crutches in his hand and said, "I'm not just for myself!" It's also for you, think about the God of Wealth, when did these gods of the third grade ever put us immortals in their eyes? Therefore, we must fight for breath, and we must not let them look down on it! “

As the so-called mouth of eating people is short, and the hands of people are short, the immortals who had just eaten a delicious meal of Yue Lao, heard Yue Lao's words, and hurriedly agreed: "What Yue Lao said is reasonable, reasonable!" "Then let's talk about any good opinions!" Yue Lao stared at a few and said. "Well, this I'm a rough man, if the old man asks me to help your family loosen the soil and move the mountains or something, I will definitely not say a word, but what kind of novel do you want to say! It knows me, I don't know it! The mountain god replied with an expression of don't ask me. Why don't you ask about the land? Isn't his novel finished?" Seeing Yue Lao looking at himself, the river god hurriedly pointed to the land and said. "Yes, land, tell me about it! Any good opinions? Yue Lao turned his head to look at the land and asked. Don't ask me! Although my novel is finished, no one has ever rewarded me so far! It's better to be old with you! At least your novel and the white plus underworld friend gave you a reward of 100 merit coins! The land replied depressedly.

Hearing the words of the land, Yue Lao smiled and said: "I am grateful for the reward from the white and underworld friends, so I didn't give him a marriage rope!" "Is this the red rope that no one has cleaned all over the floor?" The mountain god didn't know when he pinched out a ball from under his feet, and asked with a black red rope that he stepped on.

"What does it mean that no one cleans, that is called decoration, do you understand decoration?" Yue Lao replied with a blushing face.

Seeing that everyone had no good opinions, Yue Lao sighed in his heart: "It seems that this meal is for nothing." "Why doesn't anyone ask me?" Am I so easily overlooked? King Jing looked at Yue Lao with a depressed expression.

King Jing Long has always thought that his literary literacy is higher than anyone here, and he often reads with a lamp! Although they are all restricted books, they are also books! I can't bear to read too many bad books!

Looking at Yue Lao's depressed expression, the river god said again: "Why don't you ask the Well Dragon King!" He reads a lot, and I often get up in the middle of the night to pee, and I can still see his house reading with the lights on! ”

"Alright! Then I don't know what the Well Dragon King has to build? Yue Lao then looked at the Well Dragon King and asked.

"This, that" When Yue Lao really asked himself, King Jing Long realized that he couldn't think of anything to build, so he hesitated and said: "Didn't you say that Bai Jia Mafia gave you a reward for your novel, obviously that Bai Jia Mafia is very optimistic about Yue Lao's novel!" It's better to ask the old man about the construction of the white plus underworld friend. ”

"White plus underworld friends?" Yue Lao patted his thigh and smiled: "Sure enough, it's a good attention, if it weren't for the Jing Dragon King reminding me that I almost forgot, I'll ask Bai Jia underworld friends later."