This is a huge, very obese bear, with panda eyes, black and white, no matter how you look at it, it is a panda. But the panda wearing the yellow boxer panties is a bit weird, and the panda that presses his owner with his butt is even more weird.

When Wu Xiaolong woke up, he just opened his eyes, and before he could move, he was screamed "Haha!" "I was so scared that I couldn't possess my body, and then in the next second, a huge panda fell from the sky!

With a snap, the whole bed collapsed, shattered, and sad enough, this is Sister Yuhuan's guest bed, so... It's going to die.

Wu Xiaolong was crushed to death by this panda, if it weren't for his strength, he would have been crushed to death, saying that it was a cruel reality. Looking at this panda, Wu Xiaolong thought of a kung fu panda given by the Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure. This is the first time that this goods have run out without his consent, and it is too domineering.

Even if you are domineering, you still beat the master? Is this still a divine favor?

"Ha, little ghost, you are my master of the dragon hero, Chang Zhenyan" Kung Fu Panda Ah Bao laughed heartily, not feeling that there was anything wrong with pressing his master.

"Bao, Dabao, Brother Bao, let me get up first!" Wu Xiaolong blushed and shouted, I really can't live this day, I started teasing early this morning, how can I live?

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry" Ah Bao removed his huge buttocks, picked up Wu Xiaolong, and cleaned the dust on Wu Xiaolong's body by the way, he looked quite obedient and a good god pet.

"Dabao, how can you suddenly appear?" After using the Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure so many times, Wu Xiaolong probably also knew one thing, that is, no matter what he wanted to do, he should be asked if he would execute it, and if so, he could only execute it, but Ah Bao walked out on his own, which was not scientific.

Bao's dark-eyed eyes turned, and he nodded at his honest head, "Ha, it was the one-eyed ghost who pulled me out."

"Cyclops? Still an adult? Wu Xiaolong's face darkened.

That's right, the one who can use the Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure to realize the artifact is only the one-eyed ghost who can use it. Wouldn't it be to summon Po out to drive him to the couch to sleep yesterday, he felt unhappy, so he summoned Po to take revenge, right?

"You guessed it, who told you not to let this ghost go to bed, now it's okay, the bed is rotten, no one wants to sleep in bed" The one-eyed ghost silently walked to Wu Xiaolong's side and smiled sinisterly.

I really didn't see that this guy was so poisonous!

Together, you! You're ruthless!

"A dining table, a bed, and my Motorola, plus three years of rent totaling 100,000 yuan, Xiaolong, give the money!" Just when Wu Xiaolong was depressed, a peerless figure suddenly walked out of the bedroom door, a white dress, awe-inspiring, Sister Yuhuan was still beautiful bubbling, it was the red apple in her hand that was a bit of a big surprise.

It's just that...

You came early in the morning to collect the rent, what are you going to do?

Early in the morning, can you give me a good mood? Will you die if you don't tease for a day?

"Queen, can't you just do it and treat me like a fart?" Wu Xiaolong didn't take the matter of collecting rent to heart, he just got the support of McDonald's 100,000 grand prize, and Wu Xiaolong didn't look at it at a little rent.

But... Wu Xiaolong just wanted to take out 100,000 tickets from his pocket and give them to Sister Yuhuan, but when he got half of it, his hands began to tremble, a little forced, "Is there a mistake!" Lakh! Why do you suddenly want 100,000 dark coins, why don't you grab it! ”

The first reaction was, Xiao Qiao, you, the second-class sick Pikachu, actually betrayed me!

Otherwise, Sister Yuhuan wouldn't have asked me for 100,000, and it was definitely Pikachu who told Sister Yuhuan the secret of my 100,000 jackpot, and as a result... Naturally, the Queen, a money-grubber, will not let go of this large sum of money.

This pig teammate, there is no help.

"First, the old lady is robbing! Second, the old lady will give you food, drink and housing for three years, and it is not too much to take 100,000 yuan, right? Yang Yuhuan and Zhu Ying skimmed, and the goddess also had unpleasant times.

Yang Yuhuan's words, Wu Xiaolong listened speechlessly, he didn't want to refute and couldn't refute, after all... I can't beat it.

Of course, Wu Xiaolong is cowardly, but it doesn't mean that everyone else will be cowardly, for example, a giant panda will definitely not be cowardly, a pair of black eyes are beginning to burst into flames, and its owner was robbed?

Uncle can endure it, aunt can endure it, cats can't bear it!

"Hah! Master! You step aside a little and see how the dragon hero swings his tail and collects this demon girl in the palm of his hand! Kung Fu Panda Ah Bao looked full of interest and wanted to go up to teach Yang Yuhuan a lesson, and Wu Xiaolong's eggs hurt when he saw it.

"Ugh! … Do you try? "Wu Xiaolong thinks it's a kung fu panda, no matter how bad it is, it won't be impossible to get a woman, no matter what, it's all a dragon hero, isn't it?

Hero, you have to have the demeanor of a hero, it is your responsibility to punish rape and eliminate evil, attack, Bao!

"Hah! Demon girl, watch Po's panda punch! Ah Bao's eyes turned evil, and he raised a fist the size of a casserole and bombarded Yang Yuhuan with one punch, this speed! This power! Open mountains and crack rocks, and smash the heavens and the earth!

Wu Xiaolong, who was watching, nodded again and again, the dragon hero deserves to be called a hero!

Sure enough, it's much more awesome than me, and I can't catch up with this power anyway, and the foreign aid given by the Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure this time is very powerful.

"Whoosh!" The shadow of the fist is gradually growing, and it looks like it is about to hit Yang Yuhuan!

Kung Fu Panda Ah Bao smiled, this punch hit this demon girl, the demon girl will definitely die!

"Dabao! Good job..."Wu Xiaolong who watched it was excited, why was Dabao afraid of Yang Yuhuan?

"Where's the youkai?" Just when the fist was about to arrive, Yang Yuhuan found Ah Bao, his brows only furrowed, thinking it was a monster, and then kicked his foot lightly.

"Boom!"

"Ahh Help, master!! A scream rang out. A fat figure flew away, smashed the bedroom window with a "snap", and left the apartment with a gust of wind...

"Plop!" The fat figure landed perfectly. Wu Xiaolong walked to the window speechlessly, looked down, and the head of the dragon hero was firmly inserted into the hard ground. Looking at the picture of the hypertrophied ** on the ground on that side, I feel liver pain!

Are you here to tease?

What about the dragon hero? How did you become a flying immortal?

At this time... Wu Xiaolong's mouth was about to fall to the ground.

Recalling the scene when Po flew out of the window, Wu Xiaolong's stomach hurt. I was wrong, I really shouldn't have let Ah Bao deal with Sister Yuhuan, Sister Yuhuan is a strange thing that can fly and drag two hundred yards!

Wu Xiaolong was really stunned, and weakly walked to the other side of Sister Yuhuan, and presented the 100,000 silver tickets in his hand to Yang Yuhuan with both hands, "Lord Queen, please take my knees"

"Humph!" Yang Yuhuan snatched 100,000 silver tickets with one hand, this ticket is equivalent to a check, even if you don't need to verify it, you can get the money, it is a good thing in the underworld, Yang Yuhuan, the greedy ghost, doesn't know it, so he grabbed it directly without looking at it.

It seemed that she didn't like Wu Xiaolong to send a monster to beat her, but this time she didn't bother to pay attention to Wu Xiaolong, and her squint gave him a disdainful look, and then she directly twisted her plump buttocks and turned away.

Wu Xiaolong looked at Yang Yuhuan's departing back, his arrogant look and disdainful gaze gradually flowed into his heart, and unconsciously his right hands were tightly clenched, with a trace of shame, and whispered to himself: "One day!" I want you to sing about conquest!! ”

"What did you say?" Yang Yuhuan walked to the door of the bedroom and paused, turned around and asked, so frightened that Wu Xiaolong's heart jumped out.

I said, eldest sister, don't you want to be like this, okay? What do you do when you suddenly turn around? I still think I'm scared to death, if I let you know that I want you to sing conquest, maybe I'll sing conquest in the next second.

Pain!

"It's okay, my skin is itchy" Wu Xiao showed an ugly smile.

Yang Yuhuan was speechless, and threw away the apples he brought at home, "Eat more apples, this can replenish the brain... Ay... Poor boy, stupid is not light..."

Wu Xiaolong grabbed the apple in his hand, gritted his teeth fiercely, and watched Yang Yuhuan finally leave, then he said fiercely: "Bullshit apple, I can't eat you, can't I eat it?" I ate it right now! ”

"Are you sure you still want to eat apples? Now that you're doing this, it's ten o'clock in the morning, aren't you supposed to be a ghost? "The diving one-eyed is finally bubbling.

“…… Let's save it first" Miss Wu deposited the apple into the Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure inventory, and then hurriedly rushed out of the door, ready to go to the Cloudy Sky Commander's Mansion. Now everything has to be pushed aside, let's do the work of the ghost first, after all, how can I be the king of Hades without an official position?

As for Po the Kung Fu Panda? Let him lie on his stomach on the ground, and he will get up on his own after lying on his stomach for a long time.

Anyway, he's also a dragon hero.

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