After listening to Yu Le's recitation, Fang Kuan's face turned pale.

This is a poem about Chi Guoguo's slap in the face!

This kid is young, but he has an arrogant tongue. He actually dared to write poems to ridicule himself.

Fang Kuan stretched his shoulders lightly and shook off the battle robe (tao) draped over his shoulders.

Striding to the pavilion, he shouted angrily: "Rukou Xiaoer, are you going to eat me? ”

Yu Le said abruptly: "Since you know, why bother asking!" ”

Fang Kuanqi's first Buddha ascended to heaven, and the second Buddha was born.

He grabbed the microphone, closed his eyes, and brewed his work.

After a while, Yu Le couldn't help but ask: "Are you holding your fart, you haven't even made a sound for a long time?" ”

Fang Kuan pointed at Yu Le with trembling fingers and said, "Huangkou Xiaoer, you deceive people too much!" ”

With that, he fainted.

No way, he didn't want to brew for so long.

However, when he closed his eyes, Yule's "Generation" appeared in his mind. In his eagerness, he really couldn't make a work beyond this poem.

The next Ao, he Kavin.

Yu Le's ridicule made him think of the most sympathetic escape plan: faint!

The surrounding audience saw that some players were stunned and immediately burst into flames.

Some viewers shook their heads and said: "The psychological quality is really bad, with this mentality, you can still be a poet!" ”

Some viewers gloated: "I didn't expect two lines of poetry to stun a person, it's a miracle!" ”

Some viewers called their mobile phones and said: "Imperial Capital Evening News, someone will be stunned by a poem in the poetry of Chenggong Park, I broke the news!" ”

Fang Kuan, who was lying on the ground, was full of desolation in his heart.

Why don't these people have compassion? What about kindness! Friendship! What about humanitarianism!

Soon, Fang Kuan was carried down.

Without an opponent, Yu Le felt very bored, so he walked out of the pavilion.

Hearing the other contestants' recitations, Yu Le felt that he should have the chance to win.

Like a contestant reciting:

Black, the black of the night, not white.

Neither is the white hope of the heart,

It's not a dream in a dream,

It's the struggle and desire for reality.

Looking up at the sky, my heart is happy.

Another contestant recited:

black

It's not night,

It's the heart of man.

When you are prostrate on the ground,

When the heart struggles,

Please don't have good intentions -

Expect people to lift you up.

Because of the darkness of human nature,

Because of the weakness of human nature,

Because of the viciousness of human nature.

……

Soon, dozens of contestants finished reciting their works.

Zhou Lun and Yu Le stood outside the pavilion, waiting for the organizers to announce the awards.

Finally, a gray-haired old man announced: "The champion of this contest is Mr. Yu Le, the author of "One Generation". ”

Yu Le heard this, and happily high-fived Zhou Lun to celebrate.

The white-haired old man introduced: "As a famous poet in the imperial capital, Yu Le has written many popular poems. Whether it is "The Sorrow of the Balls", "The Goose", or "The Voice", etc., they were all popular for a while. Now let's welcome Mr. Yu Le to claim the bonus. ”

Yu Le brushed his low-hanging hair with his right hand, then stepped forward and took the check from the old man's hand.

The white-haired old man said, "We have invited Yu Le to give an acceptance speech. ”

Inside and outside the pavilion, there was a wave of applause from the audience. There were also young people who shouted at their throats.

After Yu Le waited for the atmosphere to calm down, he picked up the microphone and said, "Thank you to the organizer for showing us a wonderful painting."

Without this painting, this "Generation" would not have appeared. Therefore, I am not proud and proud of my award, I just want to pay tribute to the author of this painting. ”

After speaking, Yu Le bowed to the painting, and then walked to the stage.

Zhou Lun stretched out his hand and said, "The old rule, just give me a hundred yuan." ”

Yu Le shook his head and said: "A gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way." Like you, always staring at your friend's wallet. ”

Zhou Lun said: "Brothers have to share blessings and share them, and you should be in trouble." I inquired about the news and signed up, but it took a lot of effort! ”

Yu Le sighed lightly: "If you make friends carelessly, you will suffer a lifetime!" ”

Zhou Lun glanced at Yu Le and said, "Every time I take money from you, I have to listen to your complaints." In this way, the boat of friendship can be overturned. ”

Yu Le no longer complained, and said: "Let's go, save money, withdraw money, and buy a car." ”

The two walked to the gate of the park, and Yu Le saw that his announcement of "please steal" had not taken effect, and couldn't help sighing: People have good intentions! Every time I don't lock the car and want someone to steal it, it is intact, which is simply the truest interpretation of the beauty of human nature!

Zhou Lun made a "cut" voice and said: "Just your broken car, except for the silence of the bell, the other parts are singing in chorus." If you steal your car, you have to pay how much money you can use it normally! ”

The two got on the bike, and Yu Le smiled: "Poverty is a virtue, and it prevents the birth of evil thoughts." If everyone rides like this, where would anyone steal it! ”

Zhou Lun raised his forehead and said, "Big brother, do we still buy a car?" ”

Yu Le nodded and said, "You have to buy it." Now my brother's worth is still average, and if my worth rises again in the future, I will buy two bicycles, ride one, and tow one. ”

Zhou Lun sighed: "Virtue! Maybe only a lewd person like you can write poems that everyone likes! ”

Yu Le retorted: "Lewd, this word is used on me, it is simply a pearl of the pearl." Only you are worthy of such a noble and gorgeous word! ”

Zhou Lun shook his hand and said, "If it weren't for this 100 yuan, I would have turned around and left, and cut off your robe directly." ”

Yu Le shook his head and said, "You are not destined to become a literati." You must know that literati have always been in the midst of controversy and slander, and the wind blows from all sides! ”

Zhou Lun sighed: "I have been classmates since I was a child, why is the difference so big!" ”

Yu Le said beautifully: "Brother's talent is like the vast sea, brother's temperament is like a towering mountain, and brother's appearance is like a dazzling star." Can the difference be small! ”

Zhou Lun forcibly suppressed the vomiting feeling in his heart and said, "Besides, I really vomited." ”

Yu Le shook his head and said: "To be honest, it always makes people disobedient; The way of this world, hey! ”

The prize money for this poetry meeting was 5,000 yuan, and Yu Le and Zhou Lun went to the bank to cash the check.

took out 1,000 yuan, Yu Le took out 100 yuan and gave it to Zhou Lun and said, "Don't be too little, take the flowers!" ”

Zhou Lun grabbed the money and said: "Every time I say that, I don't see you giving me a boost." ”

Yu Le smiled shyly: "The spirit of the contract cannot be violated!" When I said yes, you helped me find opportunities to make money in the poetry club, and I gave you 100 at a time, I am simply the perfect embodiment of the civilization and spirit of the rule of law. ”

Zhou Lun clutched his chest and said: "The soul is too traumatic, you should go by yourself to buy a bicycle!" ”

Watching Zhou Lun leave quickly, Yu Le shook his head and said: White-eyed wolf, run away if you get money!

After thinking about it, Yu Le decided to buy a car in the future. After all, if you spend a penny less, you won't spend if you can.

Although the richest man is not saved by saving money, he is by no means spending money.

After a casual meal, Yu Le rode his jingling bicycle back to the rental house.