The machine well room is very lively, the yard is full of people, the people who came first have already got the girder into the main body under the command of the fourth aunt and Lao Yao, and the red envelope is also tied to the girder, everything is ready, just wait for Liangchen to light the girder!

"Bean sprouts, is the dog back?" The fourth aunt asked the bean sprouts standing aside.

"I'm back, Fourth Aunt." Bean sprouts said hurriedly.

"Who do you think is the right shot?" The fourth aunt asked again.

"My uncle isn't at home, so it stands to reason that he should have lit this cannon. But the dog is still older, he also knows that he is in charge, the hope of the family is in him, and the beam is originally a kind of sustenance, I think he is the most suitable. Bean sprouts said with a clear eye.

"Look at this mouth, if you don't do business, it's really a waste, not only is it good, but it's also reasonable, you didn't call him when you came?"

"He's tired, and he's asleep, so I didn't dare to call him."

The fourth aunt glanced at Lao Yao beside her with an "um" and asked, "Lao Yao, what do you think about this?" ”

Lao Yao looked at the bean sprouts and said, "Bean sprouts, the deal is yours, I think you can order it." ”

"Uncle Yao, it's not appropriate to do this, this is a big deal, you can't be sloppy, this thing must be done by a man, my woman's family will be ruined Feng Shui." Uncle Yao, do you think this is okay, my uncle is not here, the dog is not here, this is the closest to you, you can pick it up according to the façade, you will be able to cover the evil spirit! Bean Sprouts said.

Lao Yao was dumbfounded by the words of the bean sprouts, he opened his mouth a few times and didn't find a reasonable reason, but he always felt that he didn't know where to say anything about it. "What's wrong Lao Yao, I think what the child said is reasonable, you should come." The fourth aunt said.

"But I'm calling the trumpet, can't I even call the trumpet and have to light the cannon?" Lao Yao finally found this sentence. His idea was right, he had grown so big, he had never seen anything like this, and he couldn't be sure if it was appropriate or not. If others knew that I was a dog's father, it would be fine, but the problem is that others don't know, and it is vulgar to hold two positions!

"Have you discussed it? It's three minutes away. Kuroko sat at the table, smoking a cigarette and shouted at them.

The fourth aunt looked back at Lao Yao, and her eyes lit up suddenly, and the fourth aunt hurriedly said to Lao Yao: "Lao Yao, do you think this stinky boy is okay?" It's better for him to hide aside and enjoy the peace. ”

"Kuroko, come here, is that where you're sitting?" Lao Yao shouted at the sunspot.

"What's the matter, is there anything wrong with me?" Kuroko got up and walked over and asked with a wink.

"What garlic are you, huh? What do you say is the matter with you, huh? You light the cannon, don't do anything serious, run to the side and have a lot of leisure, look at your beauty! The fourth aunt said to the sunspot with her head covered her face.

"Oh, my fourth aunt, I'm afraid that you will let me do this work, it's not that I'm afraid of the cannon, but I can't let go of this cannon, what do you think I'm with the onion? If you have no name and no points, your name is not right! Kuroko said with a look of embarrassment.

The fourth aunt glanced at Aunt Li on the stove and said, "Let your mother's belly fart twice!" You think I can't see it, huh? You kid is idle and has nothing to do, peeking at others left and right, who can escape your fourth aunt's eyes if you are blinded! Tell you Kuroko, sooner or later, what are you waiting for if you don't show it now, ah? No wonder you can't find a daughter-in-law, it's because you don't have glasses, you know? ”

"Tell you Heizi, if you behave well, maybe I can help you, otherwise, you will succeed and your fourth aunt will be able to stir up yellow for you, if you don't believe it, you can try! It's hard to talk about you, hurry up, there's no time, it's you! The fourth aunt glanced at the bean sprouts again and said, "Okay, bean sprouts?" ”

The bean sprouts glanced at Kuroko and nodded and said, "Uncle Kuroko, just come on, you are suitable." After the bean sprouts finished speaking, she turned her head to look at the mother on the stove, just opposite Aunt Li's eyes, and Aunt Li quickly turned her face to the side, as if this matter had nothing to do with her.

"Hahaha, I said sunspots, good boy, you, Yanfu is not shallow! Wait and wait, you are waiting here, good eyesight, the fourth aunt is itchy! It seems that I am the only one left with our brothers, and my life is miserable! ”

Hahaha......

The fourth aunt's undisguised words made everyone in the well room laugh!

"Everyone is ready, it's time to go up the wall, the people below are also ready, let's get ready to go to the beam!" Lao Yao stood still in the spacious compound and greeted the big guy loudly.

A few people on each wall buttress, who goes, are arranged in advance, these people are strong laborers who pull the rope, but also a bold and careful physical work, ordinary people can not go up casually, the people below are also very important, they play an auxiliary role, help the people above to send the girder together.

The sunspot also moved, he brought two feet, and placed a cannon in a flat place with each fist width, as long as one was lit, the others would follow, the momentum would shake the sky, the elders said, it was no matter how big the ghost and god would be suppressed!

"Everyone is ready, as soon as the auspicious day comes, everyone is ready to go to the beam!" Lao Yao stood still and said: "The gods of the Quartet, the ghosts of the eight directions, today is the day of the new house of bean sprouts, please make way for the gods from all walks of life, do a good job, bless us with a safe and secure beam, keep the family safe, he will be grateful in the future!" ”

"The men on the wall, tighten the ropes, the people below are ready, the sunspots are ready to light cannons, women and children, please stay away, everyone looks at me and listens to my orders! Ready——, ready—"

Just as Lao Yao finished saying "prepare", "igniting the cannon" was on his lips, and at this time, he heard a sudden voice at the gate shouting: "Wait! ”

Although this voice was not very loud, it calmed everyone! There were those standing on the wall, those carrying the beams at the bottom, and those who were idle and couldn't play, and all eyes were on the gate.

"Stop, stop! What are you doing here, huh? Do you still have me in your eyes, huh? Whose idea was this, huh? This is on the beam, how can I do it without me, ah? You still don't talk about the rules, I'm the big beam, what's the point of you going up without me, ah? Nonsense! The dog stood still and said loudly with no one in his eyes.

Hahahaha......

The people in the garden saw that it was a dog leftover, and everyone was not only not frightened by the seriousness of the dog leftover, but was amused by his adult-like tone.

"Hahaha, I said you're a bunny, ah." The fourth aunt pinched her waist and looked at the fun dog leftover and said: "You ask the big guy, we are all ready, just waiting for you alone, not only do you not come, but you also sleep at home, who do you blame, ah?" Aren't we all busy working for you, huh? It's good for you to come in, just come in and scold with a strained face, you still have a reason to pay you back, I said you are a rabbit cub, you just owe a beating, nothing else! ”

"Come on, Fourth Aunt, I don't know what you're thinking, if you had me in your heart, you would have asked someone to call me a long time ago. Besides, I didn't sleep all night last night, I'm so tired, you won't let me sleep a little longer? When you get up, you still won't let you wash your face, change into new clothes, pull and pee, and I'll have some food? No, I'll come over in a hurry when I'm done. It's not too late, Aunt Four, it's better to come early than to come by chance, isn't this just in time for me to catch up? ”

When the dog was left, he really changed into clean clothes, he didn't want to listen to the sprouts, but then he thought about it, this is a big deal, he must be dressed cleanly, and he can't be as unreliable as before, adult, he must have an adult.

"Hahaha, I said that the dog is left, and you haven't grown up, but your speaking skills have grown, and you are getting more and more sharp. But it's not bad, and the clothes are like a demon dog. The fourth aunt said.

"Fourth aunt, don't waste time yet, if he doesn't come, let him fire the cannon, it should be him." When the bean sprouts saw that the dog was left, she didn't mention how happy she was, and she hurriedly ran over to the fourth aunt and said.

"You just protect him, you look at him like that, poor and poor, you are used to it!" The fourth aunt laughed at the bean sprouts, looked at the sunspot again and said, "Hurry up, don't stand in the pit and, give way!" The fourth aunt looked at Kuroko and said.

"I see, when is the most unlucky person being me, scolded and scolded, beaten and beaten, and in the end I didn't have anything to do, hey, this life is like this!" Kuroko shook his head, got up and dodged away.

"Hey, this means that you are all reasonable, I bothered to work hard, I'm not a human being, okay, I don't have time to grind your teeth." After speaking, the fourth aunt glanced at Lao Yao and said, "Lao Yao, change the gunner." ”

Lao Yao glanced at the dog and shouted loudly: "Change the cannon god!" Ready, everyone's ready! ”

At this time, the bean sprouts took a cigarette from the drinking table, hurriedly ran over, handed it to the dog left, and said, "Come, light a cigarette." As he spoke, the sprouts struck a match and lit the dog's rest. Gou Yu did not object, but smoked grandly, squatted down, and prepared to light the cannon.

"Gun God fires!" Lao Yao finally gave the last order!

The whole village knows that the dog is bold, and when he was young, he poked the old eagle's nest on the old locust tree, and his reputation became far and wide, not to mention what he usually did! But no one in the village knows that Gou Yu has one of the biggest weaknesses, he is not afraid of heaven and earth, he is afraid of letting go!

Lao Yao knew that Lao Yao taught him to fire the cannon that year, but the dog didn't dare to let it go, because he had seen the deafening cannon sound with his own eyes, which exploded on the old locust tree, which happened to be the place where he stabbed the old eagle's nest, he was not afraid of the tree, but this cannon sound evoked his memories, which made him afraid of the sudden explosion!

Lao Yao trained him, look at your guts, a man is as timid as a mouse, and you are a wreck when you grow up! It's you who command it, you let it ring, it's a plaything in your hand, what are you afraid of him, ah? Hold it and go put it away!

Uncle Yao, I don't dare, I'm afraid, I feel it shaking my ears now!

Lao Yao looked at the dog and said, go, put this small cannon away, it doesn't have your chicken yet. The chicken is big, go and put it, little by little.

Gou Yu looked at the chick in Lao Yao's hand. Chicken cannon, brave to take it. When he timidly lit the cannon, the "silky" cannon twist still frightened him, and he forgot to throw the cannon out, and it exploded in his hand!

Hahaha, Lao Yao laughed out loud when he saw it! Since then, Lao Yao has never forced him to let go of the cannon.

"Prepare for the gunner!" Lao Yao stared at the dog and shouted.

The men standing on the wall tightened the rope, and the people below were ready to carry the beams, and the people around them shot all their eyes at the dog leftovers, just waiting for the sound to sound!

"Gun God, ready to start!" Lao Yao raised his voice again, and looked at the dog Yu in an aggravated tone!

"Left, don't be afraid, hurry up, look at that!" Bean Sprouts urged anxiously.

Everyone's eyes are staring at the dog leftover, and the eyes in this moment are telling the dog the rest a truth, the adult, the prince, the loser, the thief, you are a man, a man who is not afraid of heaven and earth, he doesn't even dare to put a small cannon, and this is a laughing stock in other people's mouths in the future, how difficult it is to turn over!

"I'll repeat one last time, the god of artillery - the ——! of the cannon" Lao Yao pulled a long voice and gave the last command, and there was no doubt in the voice that it was a hero or a bear at this moment!

All the women and children are far away, and the bean sprouts in the whole machine well are guarding the dog leftovers alone, and in front of everyone's eyes, this cannon sound is the sound of the horn that orders thousands of troops and horses, and it is an order to achieve a great cause!

"Left, come, let's come together!" As he spoke, Bean Sprouts took the dog's remaining hand and slowly approached the cannon twist!

Boom! Da! Knock knock, knock knock! Knock knock knock, knock knock! ……

At the moment when the cannon rang out, I saw the dog lying on the ground on its side, and at the same time, the bean sprouts jumped up and lay on the dog leftover's body, dead, and tightly covered the dog leftovers underneath!

After the cannon sounded, Lao Yao calmly faced the house and shouted loudly: "Go to the beam——! ”

The man on the right is holding on to the rope, and the man on the west is ready.

Hey, hey, swarthy!

The man below lifted the east side, and the man on the west side held down his head!

Hey, hey, swarthy!

The man on the right pulls hard, and the man on the west sends it hard.

Hey, hey, swarthy!

Come on, our master will be safe for a lifetime!

"Left, hurry up, it's your turn, shout with everyone!" When the bean sprouts heard Lao Yao's command, they stood up all of a sudden, and at the same time pulled the dog up from the ground and said!

The man in the east is in his hands, and the man in the west is in a hurry.

Hey, hey, swarthy!

The heart is stable and does not relax, and the backbone of the poor cannot be bent!

Hey, hey, swarthy!

Lao Yao looked at the dog leftovers and shouted along with the dog's ideas!

Demons and monsters quickly dodge, and the gods of all parties get out of the way.

Hey, hey, swarthy!

Pray for God's blessings and peace, happiness and well-being!

Hey, hey, swarthy!

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This book was first published in Reading Book Worm