249 Car Accidents?
It is a snack street close to the football field of Jinyuan University, with a long history, it looks like a mess during the day, it is brightly lit at night, full of shops, and the small restaurants on both sides are also higher than the small restaurants outside the wall behind the basketball court, He Naixuan has been in Jinyuan University for so long, in addition to going to Ruijing Street, eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling and having fun, he has not yet eaten in the small restaurant inside. But this place is familiar to Adi.
The entire 606 dormitory has come over, everyone hasn't eaten together for a long time, and those with family members have also brought over.
It's not a lively situation! However, the restaurant here is really good, there are many kinds of snacks, and it is delicious!
As soon as he sat down, the Jiangdong dialect that He Naixuan was most familiar with shouted loudly: "Fish-flavored shredded pork, today the heroine of the female middle school is also here, tomatoes and eggs, everyone is their own person, what grievances are there, hey, boss, are there any leeks, I want to eat leek pork liver, and iron plate beef..." ”
"Damn!" Song Jiangtao almost slapped Jiang Dongyu down, "The money of the sixth child is not money, why are you not good on weekdays!" In the restaurant, the cow is like an uncle.
After speaking, Song Jiangtao took the menu in one hand and shouted: "Boss, bring up the salted prawns, the ground pot chicken, and the sauerkraut fish." ”
No way!
He Naixuan rolled his eyes, these few animals, and said that they would save money, they ordered more than you and others, this is the livestock in the 606 dormitory.
Adi, who was sitting next to He Naixuan, said: "What to drink today?" ”
Jia also said: "What else can you drink, beer, boss, the old rule, each person comes with seven bottles." ”
"Seven bottles?" Adi almost fell to the ground, looking at Jia's not strong body, Adi couldn't imagine that his stomach could hold so much goods.
A group of people sit together and just tell boring jokes, brag and so on, and a few girls get together and talk about cosmetics and the like.
Jia Ye is now like a small boss, he has been very happy recently, and said to a few people: "The great Mr. Jia will tell you a joke." ”
Zheng Xukai, the boss of the dormitory, nodded and said, "Okay, what a joke." ”
Jia also opened the dishes and said: "One day I caught a robber rapist in the police station, and the police asked him why did you rob and rape that girl, and the result was ......."
"As a result, he said that when he met the girl in the alley, he just wanted to go up and ask for the time, but before he could speak, the girl had already taken out the money and stripped off all her clothes." Liang Yu on the side interrupted Jia Ye's words and said, "Old man, you have already told this joke, it's very old-fashioned." ”
"Oh, then change it." Jia was not embarrassed at all and said, "One day there was a psychotic run out of the mental hospital, and he always thought he was a spy." So he came out and stole a gun in the police station, and then squatted in an alley where not many people passed, and soon a man came, and he took a gun and asked the person to answer the question, what is one plus one? The man was afraid of death, and thought to himself, how to answer such a simple question? A2 was definitely not right, so he said it was three. Sorry, I got it wrong. As a result, the neurotic shot him to death, and at this time, a second person happened to pass by, saw this scene, and was escorted by the neurotic to answer the question, and the neurotic asked, what is one plus one? He immediately replied two, and the result was ......"
He Naixuan smiled and didn't say a word, he was a reborn person, what joke had he never heard? What mess haven't you seen? I already knew what Jia was going to say, but he didn't break it.
Zhang Fei asked curiously, "As a result, that neuropathy let him go?" Jia also shook his head and said no, he still beat that person to death.
Liang Yu asked strangely why? Jia also laughed and said, because of the neuropath, "I'm sorry, you know too much, and then you shot him to death." ”
"Holy!"
Several people raised their middle fingers at the same time and said to him with disdain.
There are a lot of girls who come to eat today, several girls in dormitory 319 and other family members in dormitory 606 like to eat together, singing and so on, because the atmosphere is very relaxed.
Today's people are Zhang Jin, Li Lu, Yan Yan, Xie Tang, and Gan Nannan.
Yan Yan is wearing very beautiful clothes today, the black clothes make the little girl's skin more white and delicate, shining with ivory luster. It's a very simple appa sweatshirt, but she's like that, and she can see a unique style in whatever she wears.
A few beauties sat there, and the eyes of coming and going would keep sweeping over their bodies, as if the air was full of amazement.
However, Zhang Jin and they seem to have become accustomed to this, when Li Lu habitually wiped the greasy table with a piece of paper, Gan Nannan quickly ordered another dish, and then asked Xie Tang: "I forgot to ask you about the interview yesterday, how is it." Got it, right? ”
Xie Tang is a senior, and she, Gan Nannan and Li Lu are very familiar with each other because they often eat together. So, there is a lot of communication on weekdays.
Xie Tang shook his head and said no. He Naixuan and Su Feng, who were sitting close to them, were a little strange, and Gan Nannan couldn't help but say, "Could it be that the heads of the interviewers are all in the water?" ”
Li Lu also wondered: "Yes, what's going on?" Do you feel that your level is not good enough and you don't know about your chosen career? ”
"What." Xie Tang said helplessly: "There are no interviews at all." ”
Li Lu said, "What is the interview?" Xie Tang was also familiar, and naturally made a contemptuous expression, and explained: "The person who interviewed me was an uncle in his forties, who said that he was the owner of the magazine, and after three words with me, he asked me if I would like to be his lover, and said that he could buy me a house and a car." ”
"Holy! Does he want to die? How dare you rob people with our Song leader? He thinks you're a random person! ”
Gan Nannan was very arrogant, almost no one dared to mess with her in 606 and 319, she gave Song Jiangtao a nickname of the Song chief, everything comes from Song Jiang in "Water Margin", please ignore the word "Tao".
"Did you hit him?"
The eccentric Li Lu on the side suddenly asked.
"Nope."
Xie Tang said truthfully, "I just asked for his phone number, saying that I would consider it." Then I called the hotline of the Southern Jin Daily. ”
"Haha, is that the lace tabloid with a large circulation?"
Gan Nannan smiled heartlessly, and then said: "Now I have that uncle's fun." ”
Saying that, Gan Nannan found Song Jiangtao standing up and walking outside. So she asked Song Jiangtao excitedly: "Do you go out to buy a machete and him!" "This is a girl who is afraid of chaos, a female man! Song Jiangtao also knew about it.
As a result, Gan Nannan heard Song Jiangtao's extremely depressed reply: "I'm not going to buy a big knife, I'm going to go to a WC, I don't know what's wrong, my stomach is very uncomfortable!" ”
Suddenly, Gan Nannan said disgustedly: "Damn! I want to die! It's all served, you and I say WC! ”
Song Jiangtao, who stood up, said with a depressed face: "Didn't you ask me, and I didn't want to take the initiative to say it." ”
Waiting for Song Jiangtao to leave, Li Lu and the others talked to Yan Yan again, the main thing is that Yan Yan participated in the StarCraft College League, and the interstellar level of Jinda University has been greatly improved today, so the school leaders even approved Yan Yan to join the student union, and the 319 dormitory has been taken care of a lot, after all, there is a dormitory covered by a student union member, which is better than other dormitories.
And it is said that Yan Yan's level has been scouted by KK E-sports Club, ahem! It's the "StarCraft" interstellar scouts who have taken a fancy to it, and it seems that Yan Yan doesn't have to find a job after graduation?
The National Collegiate Star League, abbreviated as CUPL, is also a league with a long history, and in fact, since Blizzard launched this game in '98, it really swept the world like a blizzard, and many universities began to play this league among themselves. However, at the beginning, CUPL has always been led by several universities and organized spontaneously, and there is no financial source, and it is impossible for the participating schools to rush to other schools to play the competition, so all the competitions are held online.
As with almost all competitions held online, the initial CUP has a small number of teams and does not have much influence, and many times only a few schools are making a fuss there, no registration fee, no tryouts, just sign up and you can participate. There is also the downside of an online tournament where the Gunners are rampant, there is no prize money, and a controversial game is followed by a protracted war of words around the game.
In fact, the earliest interstellar gold league, ranger network league and so on, which were once famous among interstellar players, were silently annihilated in the sight of many interstellar players because of this.
CUPL is undoubtedly lucky. Since the introduction of college basketball, football and other leagues, many people have found that there is a big difference between college and the outside world, although the level cannot be compared with the professional, and the excitement of the game is much worse than the professional league, but between the universities, their own leagues. But it can bring unexpected attendance and fanatical support.
Coupled with the birth of KK e-sports, the popularity of spacespeed star time and space, the project of e-sports is becoming more and more popular, and in Shanxi, a place where science and technology e-sports are slightly backward, it has actually caught up with some large cities, and the entire province and cities are also developing towards having a business card of e-sports stars!
The speaker was unintentional, the listener was intentional, He Naixuan never expected that Yan Yan would be favored by his own club people, he must ask carefully when he goes back.
When He Naixuan and them were eating, a BMW suddenly appeared in the small alley of Yijuyuan, and it seemed that someone was going to do it!