January 2, 0:00 a.m. (yesterday 12 o'clock)

"Oops, oops, if you dress up carefully, don't you look handsome~" Yakumo Zi chuckled "Why don't you usually dress up"

"It's not good to move the body, it's just a waste to wear" He was wearing a formal suit at this time, a suit and tie plus a complete set of leather shoes, he was already extraordinary in appearance, and it was indeed easy to please women after carefully dressing up

"Clothes are not made to make people move easily, but to increase attractiveness," Yakumo Murasaki said, "To be light, you simply wear leaves"

Chong thought about it

"You're not really going to wear leaves, are you?! No matter where you are, you're going to be arrested!! ”

"Hmm"

"God, you're really thinking about this," Yakumo Zi said helplessly, "You kid is natural."

"It seems to be"

"I seem to know something terrible" Yakumo Zi complained "Forget it, hurry up, I'll solve it in one day~"

"His itinerary for the whole day today has been packaged, the reason is that the interview, according to the exchange, he has to go to four places today to "work", which is simply inhumane, and he is not yet an adult!

"Then treat it as a visit, do a good job~" Yakumo Zi chuckled, and then pushed Chong into the gap

"Wait! What are you staying for?! Chong hurriedly questioned as he fell into the depths

"Build a good relationship with your guests, Shiito is too cute~" Nima! Call the police! There's an old aunt here who abducts and sells Lori!!

"Then next" Yakumo Zi put away his smile, and then walked straight to Chong's computer, "Sixty-four layers of encryption really deserve the name of a wise man, but I've been learning about the technology of the outside world all these years, it's just a matter of taking some time."

"Because if you want to be an enemy of others, you must first familiarize yourself with everything about them."

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White Jade Building

"Then I'll leave the living of Yuyuko-sama to you," Youmeng bowed politely, "I really have something to do today, and I won't delay it too long, as long as you accompany Yuyuko-sama to sleep first, and then clean the courtyard and make breakfast for her, you won't bother with the rest."

“？” Wait, accompany. What is sleep?! I don't sell my body!

"Oh, there's one thing to make clear, the way to accompany Yuyuko-sama to sleep is to let her know that you're not leaving, that is, make a little noise, Yuyuko-sama can't sleep alone, "Girl, your mochi must feel good, right?"

"That's it, say goodbye" Youmeng nodded, and then ran quickly to the white jade downstairs, how should I live next

"Is the little demon dream gone~" Yuyuko quietly floated in front of him, "That kid is really hard~"

"Then you will be my temporary court master next~" Yuyuko changed the topic "Let's go for supper first~"

"How much," Chong twitched

"I can't eat too much at night, just make the pile on the left side of the kitchen for me, it's trouble~" Yuyuko chuckled and floated back into the house, can't you eat too much at night, looking at her size, she shouldn't eat much

Ghosts

Nima forgot that she was a ghost!! Is the weight simply zero?!! Feelings: Half of the dishes that I cooked at the banquet last time went into her stomach! Honestly, you have a dull hair under your hat, right? Don't think I won't recognize you if you have enlarged breasts, stupid king fool!! - The above are Chong's strong complaints after seeing the ingredients in the kitchen

"Potatoes, radish, greens, cabbage, seaweed, mushrooms, mutton, lobster, pork ribs, and fish" Chongyi Row by Row Sweep Over" Are these ingredients also available here? "In this way, the dishes should not be too much, try to mix the ones that can be matched, the dishes should be bright, the combination of meat and vegetables does not have to be too particular, there is no rice cooker or stainless steel pot here, the speed can not be much faster, so cook meat, rice and vegetables on low heat

An hour later

"Vegetable salad, potato stew, seaweed mushroom soup, this is a seafood feast, the seasoning is freshly squeezed with greens and radish, the remaining radish and pork ribs are stewed together, and they are still burning, and the mutton is also put in the seafood after slicing, although it is a little strange but the taste is very delicious, because the tools are insufficient, so the mutton and other fish and shrimp may have a fishy smell, it is best to dip it in vegetable sauce and eat" Chongdutiful and dutifully introduced the past to Yuyuko "There is too much rice, you can serve it first"

"Woo~ Good care for the children of the family~ stay and be my court master~" Yuyuko hugged Chong, and then kept rubbing and rubbing, "It's really amazing~ I really want to~" I was almost out of breath in my chest!! (Think of Yuyuko-sama's broad mind)

"Ah, by the way, there are guests coming next" Yuyuko suddenly realized, and then let go of Chong, "Let's go to the backyard and bring some ingredients, I guess it may not be enough~Please~"

"Understood," I just need to have an extra bowl of rice

"Put it at the door directly after you bring it, and then go clean the backyard right away, thank you~" There was a new order from behind, and I really didn't treat me as an outsider

backyard

"The flowers and plants here are really luxuriant," Chong glanced at, "Is it not that the trouble is not cleaning, but pruning?" "But I remember the last time there was a group of sisters who played very beautiful music, but it was already early in the morning, I guess I just went to bed, and he didn't bring MP4, so gardening work is so boring

"Tsk" said what are these cuts? It's too bad, so let's trim it a little for her, anyway, cut a Tokyo Tower first

Inner room

"As always, I really envy your ghost physique, you won't get fat if you eat anything~"

"Komachi, be quiet"

"What are you afraid of, it's just over one o'clock, Yingji, you can save some snacks~"

"As an extradilist of the underworld, you have to lead by example, what is it like to be so casual?"

"Woo~I'm sleepy~"

"Komachi!"

"Lord Yinghime, it's you who want to worry about it, it's just a visit alone, it's not a big deal~"

"Consent"

"Black"

"Straight out of it? It's so sad to say~"

"Black"

"Okay, don't say no, Yingji, she came this time to ask you something"

"Ask me about it? What's the matter? ”

"Can you stop eating it yet?"

"No, the food should be served hot"

"White"

"Ahh That's why I hate going out at this point! ”

"But the shopkeeper complained that you often went to him at this point"

"I don't know anything"

"It's the business of outsiders, there's nothing to care about~"

"White"

"As always concise and clear, Yingji, can't you usually be the same as now?"

"If you work 24 hours a day"

"We didn't say anything"

"Then I'll take my leave, since you and Yakumo Murasaki are both ticketed, I'm looking forward to meeting him once"

"Don't curse others to die, then I'll go first, Yuyuko, you eat slowly"

"Uh-huh"

"What a foodie"

Ten minutes later

"I'm full~" Yuyuko put down the dishes and chopsticks, "The demon is not right, Chong little brother~"

“！” Chong, who had just put down the scissors, felt a chill

"Three minutes and sixteen seconds, three minutes slower than usual," three minutes later, Yuyuko said righteously, "Salary deduction", when do I usually come here, do you still want to give me a salary (support amount)

"I'm going to sleep, do you know what to do?"

"I'll sit at your door"

"Don't you want to sleep with me~Looks like your body should be quite soft~"

"No" to hold your mochi away

"Then forget it~Call me at seven o'clock~"

"Hmm"

An hour later

"I can't sleep, and you can't sleep either?" From the bedroom, Yuyuko's voice was heard

"I'm taking the place of your court master today, so naturally I won't sleep," Chong replied indifferently

"You can't sleep at all, just like me, the undead don't need to sleep" Yuyuko chuckled "Do you want to talk to me?" ”

"She's been here before?"

"Of course, she used to be a shrine maiden here, but it wasn't long before she was picked up by her lover."

"What kind of person is she?"

"Tolerant and strong, she is a very gentle woman, and I believe she is still a good mother"

"Is it?"

"Just take it as a reminder from your predecessors, just like the demon dream is chasing the monster, you are now chasing your mother"

"Maybe" is the only one that cannot be refuted

"You will succeed"

"Lend you auspicious words" and then the two did not speak for a night

Eight o'clock in the morning

"It looks like it's very hard," Youmeng said embarrassedly, "I'm really bothering you."

"No, can I go?" asked Chong lightly

"Of course, please" Youmu stepped out of the way

"You're working hard"

"No, I'm still a lot worse than my predecessor" Yumu smiled bitterly, "At least it's a lot worse now"

"Will catch up"

"Lend you good words"

"Demon Dream" wiped her mouth after Chong left, "Your eyes are still red"

"Sorry"

"Take me with you next time, the cherry blossoms there must be beautiful"

"Well, grandfather will be very happy, too"

"Youmeng, I'm not leaving tonight"

"Didn't you say there was an emergency?"

"No, not now, because he's so well-behaved"

“？”

(Purple, I'm sorry, it seems that I still can't become a person like you)

Five questions about demon dreams

What do you do best?

cook

What do you like best?

knife

Want to fall in love?

If Yuyuko-sama needs it, I'll give birth

What do you think of your boss?

A strong man who is very gentle and at the same time vulnerable

Have a dream? What is that?

Inherit your grandfather's ancestry and become the strongest and sharpest blade of Yuyuko-sama

Shotmaru text note: Sure enough, it was right to choose a more serious question

In the world

"Based on the evidence, it is clear that this act of the Tukang family is against the will of the emperor, so what punishment will he receive under public law?"

"Teacher! Is it capital punishment? ”

"Wrong Answer"

"Leaving the house, right?"

"No, it's not about property"

"Hmm"

"People from the outside world are surprisingly capable," said a middle-aged man who was observing from the outside of the temple house, "and the questions raised are sharper and sharper."

"Well, it's a good teacher, but it's a pity that I don't have any plans to settle here" Barnyard Aqiu nodded, "I can't even answer this question"

"Miss Aqiu doesn't even know?"

"Well, this is a logical question, and the test is not an understanding of the law, but an understanding of the text and history, which is a very good test."

"Mr. Kami-Shirasawa should also study."

"I'm so sorry," Huiyin said with a wry smile

"No malice, please don't be surprised" Ah Qiu smiled and said, "Teacher Huiyin is also a very good teacher, so many years of education are all entrusted to you"

"See you laugh," Huiyin said solemnly

"Ah, it looks like the answer is going to be announced," Suzu reminded

"According to the evidence, the Tukang family committed the crime of trespassing, and should be sentenced to death, but the case occurred a year before the Meiji Restoration, and the head of the Tukang family was a merchant, combined with the national conditions at the time, this crime can be suspended, and because the evidence is not complete, it can also be listed as a pending trial, and it is mentioned in the materials that Tukang's daughter is the wife of a nobleman, so the crime of trespassing can be reduced to transgression, because it is a political issue, it does not conflict with property, plus the crime is mitigated, so the final verdict is that the man is a slave for three years, and the woman is not allowed to go out of the house. At the same time, Tukang's daughter and her husband were stripped of their noble titles"

"Ahh

"Junior high school level, out of class"

"Teacher, what's in the next class"

"Experimental"

"It's hard work," Huiyin stepped forward with a smile, "It's like a little teacher."

"It's amazing, even we are addicted to it!"

"Thank you so much for your help," said Aqiu, "I hope you can continue to come here next time."

"Experimental equipment" Chong just said coldly, "There are three classes left, I'll prepare the teaching materials"

"Well, please come with me," he said with a smile and a nod

Three hours later

"Goodbye teacher~"

"I'll come back next time~"

"Bye-bye~Be careful when you go back~" A group of people waved goodbye, and Chong rushed to the next place indifferently

"Knowledgeable, what do you think, Miss Huiyin?" Aqiu asked

"He's a good boy," Huiyin nodded proudly

"Haha" everyone in the world can only smile bitterly

Huiyin's five questions

Have you ever thought that your teaching was boring?

I want to correct it as soon as possible, but it's also for the good of the children

Does the headbutt hurt?

Looking at the appearance of the red sister, it should be

What does it feel like to become Shirakuzawa?

The work is emotional, and the temper will be a little shorter, but there is still no danger

Like kids?

Of course

Is there a favorite person and who is he?

There is a very gentle and stubborn guy (shy)

Shooting Pill Note: The last one is the point, shopkeeper, you big villain!

Forever Pavilion, five p.m

"Well, it's really hard to play chess, can't Chongjun let him make a point~"

"Ten steps have already been made"

"Let's take twenty steps, or else I'll be an experiment"

"Rabbit, you come down"

"Ahhhhh Please don't! ”

"Speaking of which," Kaguya, who had started another game of chess, tilted his head and said, "Chongjun has recently solved a big mutation, is the opponent a god?" ”

"Hmm" Chongluozi

"It's just a god," Bayi Yonglin wiped his arrows, "The strength is actually about the same as ours"

"It's amazing," Reizen could only exclaim

"Mmmm, it's amazing~" Kaguya nodded and said, "Because it's my best friend~"

Chong frowned, but didn't speak

"If you count it according to the time of the outside world, this is the third day," Bayi Yonglin reminded, "The first day is outside technology, the second day is archery racing, and the third day is piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, princess, you don't play normally."

"It's just fun," Kaguya smiled, "isn't it?"

"It doesn't matter, it's just a few more calligraphy and paintings" Bayi Yonglin glanced at the works of the two of them, "Why do they like to paint ink landscapes"

"A common hobby~ It's great, I won~" Kaguya cheered "Reisen, ink pen"

"Here you go, Your Highness Princess," Reisen hurriedly handed over the pen

"Okay~Chongjun now has three more beards~" Kaguya looked at his work and said with satisfaction, "Chongjun, remember to wash your face when you leave~"

Chong turned his head to look at Bayi Yonglin, "The ink pen that doesn't fade, right?"

"Don't be like this, I want to laugh" Bayi Yonglin sneered, "There is a kind of you painting a princess, let's not say whether you want to or not, whether you are reluctant or not is the point"

Chong glanced at Kaguya, whose face was more than 100 million, and then helplessly supported his forehead, and he definitely couldn't do it

"Princess, he's gone" and when the game was over, Chong also left the Forever Pavilion

"I know, are things ready?"

"The ink pen has a potion I made, so if something happens, I can rush over to help."

"Is it foolproof?"

"Of course, please be relieved, princess"

"Well, Yakumo Murasaki won't let go of this opportunity, you have to be careful"

"Yes"

(No matter who you are, no one is allowed to touch him) Kaguya tugged hard at the corners of her sleeves, and she always felt uneasy inside

Kaguya's Five Questions

How old are you?

Can't remember the first 2,000 years of Taketori Monogatari, right?

Do you think Gensokkyo has someone as beautiful as you?

Yes, Miss Alice once fascinated the concubine

I've heard that rabbits are your pets, is it true?

Well, but the concubine body will not limit them to anything

Want to get something?

The love that belongs only to the concubine

What do you think about friendship?

Regardless of race, they can throw away their lives for the sake of each other

Shotimaru Text: Unexpected courtesy, I wish you a nice stay in Gensokyo

Red Devil Pavilion, nine o'clock at night

"Hmph hum ~ the car drove over ~ " Chong was under a lot of pressure, he thought that his work was undoubtedly just some chores, after all, Sixteen Nights was a very comprehensive maid, but he didn't expect that he would have to take care of an actor-level black Lori (forehead)

"There is Sakuya in hygiene, Misuzu in the guards, and little devils in the library, if you don't let me take care of you, will you still let you cook?" Fran chuckled and grabbed his hand, "Give me a sip of blood"

"No way!" Chong withdrew his hand as if he had been electrocuted

"Stingy" A hint of clarity flashed in Fran's eyes, and then she pretended to be not uncommon, "Be careful that I pretend to cry"

"Spears, knives, magic bullets, and qigong, it's all panicked when I think about it

"Don't be vigilant all the time, Fran is just a cute sister now~ I won't hurt you unless you have murderous intent towards your sister"

"Won't"

"Then keep playing, be Fran's horse~"

"Whatever" followed by six hours of humiliation (torture), and those who said that Lori's favorability was good to stand up for me!!

"Fran is well taken care of, let's look for him next time" A few hours later, Chong finished his day's work, and after declining the invitation to stay overnight at the Red Devil Pavilion, he turned away from the Lake of Mist

"Hmm," Remilia replied to Pache with a chuckle, "It will be different next time we meet."

"If he could see me, he would be the most perfect and powerful human being in the world."

Five questions about Sakiya

Is the eldest lady cute?

It's not cuteness, it's majesty

Is there a good relationship between the Red Devil Pavilion?

Yes, except that sometimes I forgot to give Misuzu food, and then there was no then

What do you think about the fact that you are the only human being?

I hope the eldest lady can find a better fairy maid than me

What is the real name?

Mary Sue can't say to me (helpless)

If you were to leave, what would you say goodbye?

Miss, it looks like tomorrow's black tea will get colder

Shotmaru text note: Faithful maid chief, live well

postscript

January 3, five o'clock in the morning

Chong woke up from a coma and was the first to enter the ceiling of his room

"What's the matter," Chongzhi got up and caught a glimpse of the jade mirror placed next to his pillow, "Eight, what happened?" ”

All he remembered was that he had lost consciousness on the way back from there, and then he didn't know anything

"Big brother, are you awake?" Suddenly there was a greeting from Shiito outside the door

"Hmm," Chong said indifferently after shaking his head and recovering his senses a little

"Great~"

"Hmm"

"By the way, the big sister left a folding fan, saying that it was a souvenir"

"Who?"

"Big sister with an umbrella, she said she wouldn't come in the future, really?"

"Really, forget her"

"Well, I'll go first, big brother go back to sleep," came a lonely reply from outside the door, followed by the sound of light footsteps

Chongzhi stared at the jade mirror in his hand

"Stay away from me," Chong suddenly whispered, "Damn fantasy"

“”

“”

“”

"Goodbye," a slightly lonely voice came from the silvery room, "See you next time"

"Well, I'll wait" There seemed to be a response from someone in the distance

From then on, until the day of his death, he did not see the illusory land again

postscript

Mori Kinrinnosuke (crossed out) Yukumo Chong's five questions

What do you like most about Gensokyo?

In the world

Who is your favorite in Gensokyo?

Marisa Kiriyu, without the feelings of men and women

What would you do if you settled down?

landowner

What do you think is the biggest difference between the outside world and here?

race

Is there anything you'd like to say?

See you tomorrow

Note to the Shotimaru Text: The above is a speculative draft, which is based on the restoration of his former personality, thanks to the cooperation of Yakumo Zi and others, let me see him off with this - published on August 31, a year after his arrival