When Fang Yao arrived at this red pine forest, the Tree Emperor had already discovered Fang Yao, after all, so many red pine trees were the eyeliner of the Tree Emperor.

Looking at the little zombies walking towards them, the Tree Emperor smiled playfully, "There's a little white zombie here, do you want to play?"

The Worm Emperor yawned, "Don't go, it's so late, I'm going to sleep, what's there to play with such an ugly zombie, it's better to let me have a good rest." ”

"If you don't go, you won't go, he seems to have found me, so I'll wait a while and play with him." ”

The Insect Emperor snorted, "You are so swaggering, as soon as this zombie appears, you will tremble, I thought you were afraid that people would not find out, on purpose?"

"Hehe, sleep well, don't disturb the old lady, really, single-celled creatures. ”

The Insect Emperor was just about to refute, but Fang Yao had already appeared in front of the Tree Emperor.

Fang Yao faced the Tree Emperor, bent down and bowed ninety degrees. Then he said slowly, "Hello Tree Emperor, my friend is seriously injured, and I heard that you have a sap with life essence in your body, so, I thought"

Eyes, ears, nose and nose suddenly appeared on the trunk of the Red Pine Forest Emperor, looking at the bent little zombie, "So you want it?"

Fang Yao didn't need to hide it, and nodded, "Yes, I need it to heal my friend." ”

"Things can be given to you, but you need to exchange them for things, what do you think is worth exchanging for my life juice?"

Fang Yao remembered that in the refresh shop, there was a shoe, although it was a straw sandal, but it had Shen Yun on it, it was a shoe made by the Heavenly Realm boss for the child, it should be able to exchange this life juice. Fang Yao opened the refresh shop and spent a copper coin to buy straw sandals, which appeared in the inventory. Fang Yao was just about to take it out, only to see the Red Pine Forest Emperor's mouth move.

"Or, tell me a joke, make fun of me, I'll give it to you, what do you think?"

Fang Yao was still thinking about it before, change it with shoes, and now Shuhuang said that if he wants a joke, then he can directly change it with a joke, but he usually doesn't look at jokes very much, and he can't remember it for a while.

Fang Yao nodded at the Tree Emperor, "Lord Tree Emperor, it may take some time if you want me to tell a joke, I think about it. ”

"Okay, you want to. But try to hurry, I have limited patience. ”

"Okay, okay"

Fang Yao immediately recalled the jokes he had seen before in his head, and after a while, "Okay, Lord Tree Emperor, I'm going to tell it." ”

The Tree Emperor nodded, and the leaves on the branches shook involuntarily. At this time, a strange cry came, "Ah Hong, what is the mess, I'll go to sleep again." ”

"Dead bedbugs, just sleep with you, screaming something, almost scaring the children. ”

Fang Yao smiled awkwardly

"Alright, little zombie, you can get started, and leave that dead bug alone. ”

Fang Yao nodded, and said, "Xiao Wang has been a waste all his life, and when he is about to die, he is eager to be praised once. This obsession touched God, and he sent a doctor over and said: You are sick, you are very old. ”

The two branches that grew out of nowhere, holding the belly of the tree and laughing, and from time to time the leaves fell down. Giggled, giggled, and then laughed and asked "Anything else?"

Fang Yao said again, "I cook by myself, my girlfriend eats clean every time, I always feel good about myself, and I have good cooking skills, and one day I suddenly realized that my girlfriend may be simply able to eat." ”

At this time, the Worm Emperor couldn't help laughing when he heard this joke, "Ah Hong, hahaha, it's you." ”

The Tree Emperor was slightly angry, "Dead bugs, who are you talking about? Looking for death, I eat as much as you?"

The Worm Emperor immediately shut up.

At this time, Fang Yao looked at the tree emperor's slightly angry expression on the trunk, and also retreated slightly, ready to run away at any time, if this annoyed them, if he didn't have a system, he wouldn't die?

The Tree Emperor watched the little zombie retreat aside, and said to the little zombie, "The joke is good, let's say one more, the previous one doesn't count." ”

Fang Yao nodded, "In the hospital, a pregnant woman had a difficult birth, and the doctor had an idea and gave her probiotics. ”

The Tree Emperor and the Insect Emperor burst into laughter when they heard it, and the laughter lasted for three or four minutes, and then the Tree Emperor smiled bitterly and said, "My stomach hurts with laughter, oh, take it" and shot a green light towards Fang Yao as he spoke.

Fang Yao held the green light in his hand. "Thank you, Lord Tree Emperor, Lord Worm Emperor. With that, he was leaving.

The Tree Emperor looked at the interesting little guy and said, "Don't go, let's treat it here, we'll protect the Dharma for you, and it's safer." ”

When Fang Yao heard this, he smiled and nodded, "Thank you, two adults."

As he spoke, he opened the mouth of the bottle, and a breath of life came to his nose, and Fang Yao swallowed it in one gulp.

"Ding, system repair rate 0.001%"

Fang Yao was overjoyed, it was finally repaired, but it was only repaired a little, if there were more, it would be better.

Seeing Fang Yao drink it in one gulp, the Insect Emperor said angrily, "Didn't you say that you used the juice to save your friend? Why did you drink it yourself, and your friend didn't save it, or did you lie to us?"

Fang Yao panicked suddenly, the muscles on his face twitched, and then slowly calmed down, "My friend in order to save me, now in my body, I have recovered, I have saved him." ”

The insect emperor is even more angry, "strong words"

Seeing that the Insect Emperor was about to get angry, the Tree Emperor said with an expressionless face, "Dead Bug, what kind of anger, my life essence, I didn't say anything, you call it a fart." Then he looked at Fang Yao with a smile, "Little zombie, tell me what's going on, right?"

Fang Yao told the matter of Daxinganling, but the system was said by Fang Yao to be a companion, and in order to save himself, he turned into a corpse qi and flew into his body.

After hearing this, the Tree Emperor couldn't help but be moved, this friendship, looking at the Bug Emperor, "Dead bedbug, can you die for me?" ”

The insect emperor grabbed it with his feet, and sneered, "Little zombie, yes, yes, I'm sorry, before"

Fang Yao smiled, "There was nothing before. ”

Hearing Fang Yao say this, the Insect Emperor looked at the Tree Emperor, "Give me another bottle"

Shuhuang smiled treacherously, "Why don't you give it yourself?" ”

The Insect Emperor laughed dryly, "Sister, cough, sister"

Fang Yao covered his mouth and laughed on the side.

The Tree Emperor smiled with satisfaction, and threw another bottle of sap to Fang Yao, Fang Yao took the sap, clenched his fists and said thank you, opened the wooden bottle, and poured it down.

"Ding, the system repair rate is 0.002%"

Fang Yao thought to himself, it was not enough to repair 0.002%, the system did not wake up, it just prompted that there was a repair rate, and it was useless to gain experience in fighting monsters by himself, and the store could not be refreshed, no, I had to continue to ask for some juice. But no, I've already given it twice, if I don't know what to do and still ask for it, then how can it work.

Fang Yao is self-aware, the first time others help you, it is your duty, and it is your duty not to help you. And you are still endlessly talking about love with others, then don't talk about love, maybe others have already wanted to cut off all relations with you, and they will never get along.

In the world, except for your parents, who will give you endless love and endless help, everything is given without a purpose. Others, don't even think about it. If you delusionally think that other people are as selfless as your parents, only giving and not asking for anything in return, then you may really not wake up.

Fang Yao knew this very well, thinking of the difficulties in the family when he was a child, and his father did not come out to start a business until his mother died, and he didn't know why his father couldn't come out earlier to give his mother and himself a good living environment. But after getting the system and learning his Heavenly Curse identity, Fang Yao knew that his father was protecting himself and his mother.

Fang Yao hesitated for a long time and didn't know how to speak, the Tree Emperor looked at the little zombie's hesitant look, and couldn't help but smile, "Isn't it, the juice is not enough, so there is no way to recover?"

Hearing the Tree Emperor's words, Fang Yao thought for a moment, "Lord Tree Emperor, I know that I shouldn't ask you for things endlessly, so I want to exchange some tree sap with you, do you think it's okay?"

"Okay, so what are you going to trade with me?"

"Can you look at these shoes?"

When the tree emperor looked at it, he thought that this little zombie was too unkind, and the broken straw shoes were exchanged for his own sap. Just about to speak, he laughed and scolded, but saw the Insect Emperor fly out of the tree hole, stood opposite Fang Yao, lifted his shoes and sniffed, muttering, "I thought I had a problem with my perception, it turned out to be true"

Turning his head to the tree emperor, he said, "Ah Hong, give him the sap, you see how much you give him." ”

Hearing what the Insect Emperor said, the Tree Emperor also knew that these shoes should be worth a lot of money. A green light shot out and stopped in front of Fang Yao, "Little zombie, this is the last bottle, the previous ones have all been eaten by this bed bug." ”

Fang Yao nodded, indicating that he knew, "Thank you, Tree Emperor, Insect Emperor"

Fang Yao drank the sap again

"Ding, system repair rate 0.003%"

I thought, it's still not enough, the system still hasn't woken up, so what should I do, this tree emperor has no juice. So what else can I do?

The Insect Emperor flew back to the tree hole with straw sandals and handed the shoes to the Tree Emperor, who took the branch and sniffed the straw sandals. I couldn't help but be surprised, "Is it Shen Yun?"

"Yes, Shen Yun. This little zombie is not ordinary," the Worm Emperor sighed

"It's good that I want him to play with me when he comes before, otherwise, you see, tsk, such a good thing, but I want it"

"Okay, okay, you're doing the right thing, okay. ”

"Hmph, that's pretty much it. ”

"Okay, Ah Hong, these straw sandals, can you put them in your body for sacrifice?"

"What, dead bug, don't you want one?"

"Anyway, I'm sucking your juice, and when you're strong, I'm strong. ”

"Hmph, I want to get something for nothing every day"

The insect emperor thought to himself, "My cultivation is higher than Ah Hong, and Ah Hong also wants to surpass herself, so the straw sandals are given to Ah Hong, Ah Hong can also be happier, and the distance between him and himself can not be so big" smiled, ignored what the Tree Emperor said, got into the tree hole, and fell asleep again.

The Tree Emperor originally wanted to start refining straw shoes now, but looking at Fang Yao's appearance, he was still upset about the lack of juice, and looked at Fang Yao with a smile, "What's wrong? ”

"Lord Tree Emperor, this injury needs to be repaired by heaven and earth, and if I want to repair him myself, I don't know if it will take until the Year of the Monkey. ”

"It's okay, when I refine the straw sandals, I will have more life essence to help you. ”

Fang Yao nodded.