Chapter 18: My Eggs Hurt
"......" The middle-aged uncle, who is Li Mao's father, stiffened his face, and swallowed all the words he wanted to say just now. He only felt a flock of crows flying in the depths of his heart, and the crows kept shouting: Fool, melon! Fool, melon!
What a cheat! You're a special cheater, and you're really cheating this time.
Don't you know that after you say this, dozens of people around you will think that I want him to go to the ghost prison because I want to be angry for you?
With the identity of the chief commander of the ghost messenger on Yin Si Street, I am angry for you, such an obvious communiqué personal vendetta, it's good not to say it.
As soon as you say it... Peaty, can you still have a good time!
If the Hades King knows that I dare to fake my personal interests, then I, the chief commander of the ghost prison on Yin Si Street, don't think about it, and go directly to the eighteenth layer of hell to drink afternoon tea.
If you are not afraid of god-like opponents, you are afraid of pig-like teammates...... IQ is really a hard injury!
But... That's right, the person who came up with such a doomed marriage proposal plan would definitely not have a high IQ.
"Ahem, come on, take the young master away!" The middle-aged uncle gave an order with a black face, and the most important thing now is to take away the pig teammates.
The middle-aged uncle's decision is definitely the most correct one among the tens of thousands of decisions in his life. Because Li Mao's cliff is a super pit, it can be called the storage of the black hole of the flood wilderness, and he specializes in pitting his teammates and his father, so let him ...... It's even worse than taking Zhu Bajie to learn scriptures.
"Daddy! I'm Li Mao, what do you want me to do! Seeing that four or five third-class ghosts were rushing towards him, they took him hand in hand, tied him up, and dragged him away. Li Mao is teased, what is his godfather doing? Help? Caught him first in order to catch the little white face?
Do you use it, just arrest him simply and rudely, why arrest me, I'm your son!
"......" The middle-aged uncle is a little bitter, he can say to his son: Son, because you are a fool and have cheated your own father, so your father has to make such a decision?
The middle-aged uncle believed that as soon as he said this, eighty percent would break off the father-son relationship with Li Mao.
There's no way, it's too embarrassing!
Or the same sentence: Who is Li Mao? Who knows him?
In fact, as early as a thousand years ago, Li Longji knew that he was a fool, so he named him Li Mao, the stupid hat of the Li family.
"......" The middle-aged uncle was very depressed, and felt that the dozens of contemptuous eyes around him were all focused on him, and this gaze was terrifying, no weaker than the sword mountain and fire sea of the eighteenth layer of hell!
"The general commander is your friend's father, what do you say he should do now, and still catch that little black face?" an old man whispered.
"Don't ask me, I really don't know Li Mao, who is he?" Xiaoping said with a dark face, he is also powerful enough, and the number of appearances can catch up with the one-eyed ghost.
"Then will he pretend to be a public servant?"
"I think so, didn't you see him even arrest his son?"
"Xiao Pingtou, he is your friend's father, you are more familiar, what do you think?"
The little flat-headed man said with a dark face: "I don't know Li Mao!" ”
The middle-aged uncle listened to the squirming around him, and he also felt depressed, this little white face (let's call it that for the time being, the uncle didn't know that Wu Xiaolong came from that Shankara place, and the appearance was extraordinary, hey!) Could it be a black household? To catch it or not to catch it?
Scratch! They must have thought I was faking my business.
Don't catch! Isn't that a slap in the face? He just said that he wanted Little White Face to go back to the ghost prison with him. Although it is said to be a transcript, since he knew that Li Mao was his son, how could the people around him believe that it was really a transcript when he took away Xiaobaimi?
If he didn't pick the skin of the little white face, he wouldn't even want to get out of the ghost prison.
The guide is done, this thing is suddenly very spicy!
Damn it! It's all to blame for the cheating.
Wu Xiaolong looked at the middle-aged uncle, thought about Li Mao again, and suddenly felt that something was very wrong... There is a feeling that it will ruin the three views, and this feeling is very violent.
It's very unsettling.
"Hello, can I ask you?" Wu Xiaolong said.
"If you have something to say," the middle-aged uncle said with a frown, he was still worried about whether to catch it or not, and he didn't have time to deal with Wu Xiaolong.
"Excuse me?"
"Li Longji!" The middle-aged uncle squinted and stared at the little white face, this guy is sick, don't you know that he is very annoying now? Do you have a sore liver or an egg? Is there anything to ask him for your surname?
Sick!
(… I know, I know, the author's ability to greatly destroy the three views will never have a lower limit, there will never be a lower limit!!! ”)
Wu Xiaolong didn't have time to deal with the middle-aged uncle, but felt that his heart was filled with a sense of speechlessness, "I'll it, it's really Li Longji!" Isn't this Li Mao's real father? Tang Xuanzong Li Longji! ”
"Yang Yuhuan's second husband is an old pervert who specially robbed his son and daughter-in-law! Grandma is a bear, and she is still Li Mao's father when she goes to Hades! Although he has become a godfather, he is also a father! What the hell are you going to do, you haunted ghost! Wu Xiaolong was stunned, now his brain is like being caught by the door, it hurts!
"Calm, you have to be calm, although the godfather is random, but it is also about fate, it is all the fate of father and son, in the world it is his father, and it is normal for his father to go to the underworld?" Although the one-eyed ghost is also confused, he has to maintain the amusement of the underworld, because he is the maintainer of the underworld.
"Death side, I just want to ask you now, what the hell am I... How many views are left? Wu Xiaolong stared at the one-eyed ghost with fierce eyes.
"......" the one-eyed man fiddled with an aggrieved pose, "Ahhhhh Minister... I don't know."
"Wait! I suddenly had a sense of foreboding! Wu Xiaolong's face changed, and he said solemnly.
"Huh?" It's the first time the one-eyed ghost has been puzzled.
"Look, what is the purpose of Li Mao's coming here?"
"Yang Yuhuan?" One-eyed assist.
"That's right! Yang Yuhuan, Li Mao, and Li Longji have all appeared, so do you say that the legendary love triangle will also start? The corners of Wu Xiaolong's mouth twitched, don't do it, there is only a little bit left of my three views, don't hit me.
"Should... It won't be so pitiful! This is Hades, Li Longji is Li Mao's godfather, Yang Yuhuan is just a yellow flower girl, definitely not, no!! "The one-eyed ghost is also dumbfounded, is it possible that the three of you will also have a secret history of the palace in the underworld!
If that's the case...
My eggs hurt so much!
"Are you sure? Judging from the ability of the person who destroys the three views, are you sure that the love triangle will not happen? Wu Xiaolong said disdainfully.
“…… It should—" The one-eyed man's face darkened, and he said uncertainly, "No."
"Take him ...... Take!! Just when the one-eyed ghost egg was in pain, Li Longji's eyes were fierce, and he finally made this decision for the sake of his son, father's love is really the greatest!
Although Li Longji's father's love is to the point of snatching his wife... Ahem, wordless.
"Yes!" The ghosts agreed very mechanically, and they didn't bother to say anything to Wu Xiaolong with the constipated faces of the cold-faced Rakshasa one by one, and they were about to be tied up.
"Slow!" Wu Xiaolong panicked, why did Li Longji, who was stunned, suddenly get up?
Looking at the dozen or so third- and sixth-rank ghosts on the opposite side, Wu Xiaolong was really panicked, this group of people was something he couldn't fight against, unless the Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure had a big killing weapon, he really couldn't beat it.
The most rubbish thing in people is the Ghost Soldier Realm Triple Heaven!
As for him, he hasn't left the novice village yet!
Mama, I miss you again.
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(Due to the lack of manuscripts, there is only one chapter today.,Sorry.,I'm sorry.,I didn't mean to drop)