Yue Lingshan became a beautiful female ghost.

Ning Caichen is affectionate, Xiaoqian, let's leave here together.

Yue Lingshan's version of Xiaoqian was shocked, with you? Get lost!

Ning Caichen is inexplicable, don't we really love each other.

What do I love about you? You are just a scholar who knows a few words, I want to like you for Mao.

I'm talented, I can write poetry, I can draw, and I love you alone......

Roll Nima's eggs!

PIU！

Ning Caichen flew out.

A female ghost asked, haven't you always liked his talent?

Who told you that if you are a scholar, you must be talented? If you don't get into the lift, you don't win the fame, where is the talent? Seeing that he is so poor that he can't even eat clothes and food, he knows that he is not even a Xiucai, and Xiucai still has 6 buckets of rice to eat every month, not to mention opening a private school casually, he will never be so down.

The female ghost said carefully, Ning Caichen looks very simple, honest and innocent.

Honest? Here we go again. It seems that if you are honest, you are stronger than anything else, there are more honest people in the world, I really don't understand why honesty is also an advantage, isn't this a word that anyone can use when you can't find an advantage?

Yue Lingshan covered her forehead, is it another world where poor (hanging) silk impresses Bai Fumei with honest, kind, poor, miserable infatuation?

Why are there so many such worlds? I really don't understand.

Grandma Shu quickly got the news, full of praise, and thought that you were going to be moved by love and betray me or something, but I didn't expect you to be loyal.

Treachery? True blue? Say it again!

Yue Lingshan squinted at Grandma Shu, the blood behind her was soaring to the sky, the black gas was filled, the yin wind was gusting, and the ghost was crying wolf.

No matter how stupid the youkai is, they feel a great evil.

Paralysis! This female ghost Xiaoqian is a big boss at all.

Yue Lingshan said, I usually tease you, but in the future, Senior Sister Ben will have the final say, understand?

Grandma Shu knelt down without hesitation, Senior Sister, please step on me hard.

The rest of the little tree demons, the little female ghosts admired the five-body throwing to the ground, the tree grandmother is really not an idle person, seeing the wind makes the rudder brazen and undisciplined, it is really a necessary model for my generation to walk the rivers and lakes at home.

Remember, I am the first master sister of the Huashan faction, Yue Lingshan, who is invincible in the world, invincible in the world, unparalleled in the world, and has unparalleled flowers and moon appearances, and wisdom, and I will kill you if I misremember a word.

Grandma Shu looked serious, boss, even if you kill me, you will never mistake your name!

Grandma Shu secretly called the old demon of Montenegro, there is a female ghost who is as beautiful as a flower and a jade sinking fish and a goose, and wants to promise you to be a bride, but ......

The old demon of Montenegro laughed, what does it matter, but, as long as she is beautiful, as long as she is a female ghost, the old demon of Montenegro has nothing to fear.

The old demon of Black Mountain appeared in front of Yue Lingshan.

Little lady, I'll marry you......

Yue Lingshan squinted.

…… Boss, I'm your loyal little black, I have a good dragon well, so I'll serve you tea.

Grandma Shu secretly called the old demon of Montenegro, did you take the wrong medicine?

Baba Bah! You ignorant little dryad, you almost killed me! Is this still a female ghost? None of the ten halls of Hades are so fierce, and they are all estimated to be at the level of the King of Jizo.

The old demon of Montenegro kicked over the tree grandma and held the new tea with his fart. Boss, you use it first, I'll go find you some snacks.

Grandma Shu reflected deeply, sure enough, it was a frog at the bottom of the well, and she thought that Yue Lingshan was a slightly more powerful female ghost, but she didn't expect it to be so high, and she couldn't see her neck broken. Then why did you pretend to be a weak chicken and be bullied by her before? Either the superiors go to the countryside to experience life, or they are bored and pretend to be pigs and eat tigers. No matter which one it is, Grandma Shu thinks that her previous behavior towards Boss Yue was extremely inappropriate.

Boss, this is 10,000-year-old ginseng, which is very refreshing to drink tea.

Oh, let it go.

Boss, it's hot, I'll fan you.

Oh.

Boss, this ground is too dirty, you can step on my body and go over.

oh

In short, Grandma Shu tried her best to say to Boss Yue that all kinds of things like yesterday were like yesterday's death, and today's kinds of things like today's life, those who don't know are not guilty, and there are a lot of adults, so you have to look forward.

Ning Caichen, who broke his hands and feet and tied a clamp stick, looked for Yan Chixia, Xiao Qian suddenly changed her mind and beat me like this, but this is absolutely impossible, it must have been controlled by Grandma Shu, so she deliberately treated me like this, you must help save Xiao Qian.

Yan Chixia looked at it for a long time, and asked seriously, are you sure it's a bitter meat trick, why do I think this scar doesn't look like it.

Ning Caichen despises it, if you want to act, you have to be serious, if you can't even fool you, how can you fool Grandma Shu.

Yan Chixia said, scholar, I'll help you once.

Yue Lingshan didn't understand Grandma Shu's behavior, sucking flesh and soul to refresh her spirit? You're a tree, and you're not a man-eating flower. Sure enough, the little monster with no culture and no inheritance is the most pitiful, and he has completely embarked on the path of crooked and evil ways.

Grandma Shu humbly asked.

Do you know if it comes? Do you know Guanyin? Which one does not enjoy the incense of the world, believers? Look at you again, you know?

Grandma Tree is enlightened, I also want to establish a religion and become a god with incense?

Enlighten a P! Look at the costume dress up! If people shine gold, you don't look like a man or a woman, and it's good if you don't scare people to death!

Since then, Grandma Shu has embarked on the glorious road of makeup and dress up to establish a religion......

…… Before, he began to accept the comprehensive transformation of Senior Sister Yue.

Go! Repair all this ruined temple, the main hall according to this model, the ground carving according to this figure, as well as the beams, eaves, archway, stone steps, and your clothes and hairstyle...... All of them have to be replaced!

"Oh, bold dryad, don't let Xiaoqian go!" Yan Chixia pointed at Grandma Shu with a sword, this is Grandma Shu, why is this costume so weird, why is her face so weird, it seems that the monster with a strange yin and yang spirit is a psychopath.

Grandma Shu was stunned for a long time, and then laughed wildly: "Xiaoqian? Do you call her Xiaoqian? You have to take Xiaoqian away! ”

Grandma Shu burst into tears, my relatives, Xiaoqian's ashes are under my tree, let me tell you that it is that jar, as long as you take away the ashes, you should be able to take Xiaoqian away...... bar.

Facing Grandma Shu, whose attitude is so good that people can't help it, Yan Chixia resolutely disbelieves, Yuan Fang, what do you think.

Ning Caichen was angry, look at Mao, dig it quickly.

Yan Chixia insisted that Ning Caichen dig by himself, and he must always hold a sword so as not to fall into the trap of Grandma Shu.

Kind, innocent, honest, infatuated, no money, no land, no house, no car, and no job are also doubtful, but Ning Caichen, a disabled young man with a broken hand and foot tied to a clamp stick, struggled to dig the soil with his bare hands, he was so desperate, and the digging speed even reached 3 times that of a snail, which was really moving.

Grandma Shu looked at the sky and urged: "Hurry up, two men can't even dig a hole, what are you still a man?" "When the sun goes down, Senior Sister Yue comes out!

Yan Chixia always felt weird, she had never seen such a friendly enemy. Tentatively asked, "Why don't you come back tomorrow?" ”

Grandma Shu's eyes glared out, tomorrow? Now that Boss Yue has been alarmed, you will wait to collect the corpse when you come back tomorrow, right?

Yan Chixia began to gather her strength, which was a threat to Hongguoguo.

He misunderstood, what Grandma Shu meant was to collect her corpse......

Grandma Shu decided to help Yan Chixia and Ning Caichen take away Xiaoqian's ashes no matter what, and decisively contact the old demon of Montenegro, this is the only chance to get out of the clutches of Boss Yue, let the sun stay for a while!

The old demon of Montenegro is angry, nerves, if I had this mana, would I still be here? If you're an SB, won't you help them?

Grandma Tree cried and was frightened!

PIU!

The ground that the scholar had been digging for a long time without movement cracked, and several columbariums poured out automatically.

Grandma Tree shouted, this is it, there is a comb in it, you take it and leave!

Grandma Tree threw out a branch: "Follow this branch, it will take you out of this wood, remember, don't look back, don't stop, run as far as possible." ”

Yan Chixia inexplicably fled with Ning Caichen.

Ning Caichen looked back at Grandma Shu with emotion, it turns out that you are a good tree demon, and I will take Xiaoqian to see you often in the future.

Grandma Tree was shocked, in fact, I am a super invincible and shameless monster who specializes in eating people's souls, killing people, killing countless evils, doing all kinds of evil, and intent on destroying human beings, killing the earth, killing the galaxy, and killing the universe, don't come back to see me!

A small branch, with the hope of the tree grandmother, with the blessing of the old demon of Montenegro, and with the infinite expectation of a happy life in the future, flew out of the woods.

Yue Da Demon should have left far away with the ash altar and never came back, right?

"Hey, what are you looking at?" Yue Lingshan was strange.

Grandma Tree cried loudly, and I knew it wasn't that simple.

The old demon of Montenegro decided to rebel in seconds, it was all done by Grandma Shu, and it had nothing to do with him.

Grandma Tree was flattened.

Grandma Shu gritted her teeth and cursed: "Black Mountain Old Demon, you shameful Erwuzai, I will definitely seek revenge on you." ”

The old demon of Montenegro wiped his tears: "You are about to be beaten to the point that you are not human, it is better to lie down and rest, otherwise you may hang up." "Luckily I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have been lying there.

Far away, Ning Caichen shouted sincerely, Xiaoqian, Xiaoqian, come out, we escaped.

Yan Chixia was angry, she had been shouting for a day, and she was shouting, we were tricked.

Ning Caichen objected, no, I obviously felt the sincerity of Grandma Shu.

Then you can go with Grandma Tree CP.

Yue Lingshan decided to speed up the transformation, these little monsters are too worry-free.

A few months later, someone happened to pass by Lanruo Temple and was surprised, what kind of place is this, it is so beautiful! In the colorful mushroom house, a group of beautiful girls in mushroom costumes are giggling and laughing.

"This is 'Senior Sister Yue's Mushroom Paradise', and only those who believe in love and justice can enter here." How do you look at it, it doesn't look like a mushroom, even if you are wearing a mushroom costume, it still doesn't look like it at all, it's not cute at all, and the pretty tree grandma smiled hard.

The bizarre mushroom paradise soon became famous all over the world.

"I've heard that there are many beautiful women in Mushroom Paradise." Merchant A.

"I've heard about it a long time ago, and I also know that the women in it are either monsters or ghosts." Businessman B despises.

"What about youkai, what about ghosts, I am fascinated by such beautiful monsters, I am willing to die." Merchant A.

"Then you believe in the Mushroom Sect?" Merchant B asked, who doesn't know that only by believing in the mushroom religion can you enter the mushroom paradise.

"I believe it." Businessman A way, but he asks not to kill, eat vegetarian, and help others, which is not a big deal, and it is similar to Buddhism.

Businessman B despises: "Then I might as well believe in Buddhism, at least Buddhism is powerful, the brand is old, and there are many people who believe it, and if I suffer a little in this life, I will enjoy happiness in the next life." ”

Businessman A lowered his voice: "I don't tell ordinary people, in fact, it is beneficial to believe in the Mushroom Sect." ”

"Don't tell me I'm accompanied by beautiful women, then I might as well go to the Qinglou."

"Of course not, if you believe in the Mushroom Sect, if you are robbed, smashed, smashed, or cut with a knife, as long as you light a cloud-piercing arrow, there will be thousands of troops to meet you immediately." Businessman A despised it, Qinglou, thought that the mushroom sect was from Qinglou, thought that a group of women were easy to bully, and was fascinated by beauty and forgot that all the monsters in the mushroom paradise were all hanging.

"So good? Doesn't this have a backer? ”

"Wow ha, the leaders of the Mushroom Sect are all monsters, with the protection of monsters, who are you afraid of? Those who dare to provoke our mushroom sect, whether it is the king of the Snake Mountain or the city management, eat them all! ”

Somewhere.

A few hooligans stopped a woman, little lady, and she will have a good time with us today.

The woman calmly took out a cloud-piercing arrow.

Sou! A ghost floated out of the next room.

PIU！

The hooligans have their hands and feet broken.

The woman thanked her.

You're welcome, they're all your own people.

A certain mountain.

A few Taoist priests shouted angrily, where are you running today?

The fox demon is also angry, I just played a idiot, and I didn't take his life, as for the hard work, I am also organized!

Sou! A cloud-piercing arrow in the sky.

The wolf demon and the tiger demon arrived, what happened?

The Taoist priest laughed, it was all a misunderstanding, a small problem, and a matter of money, which was not a matter at all, right?

A certain Taoist temple.

A group of Taoist priests complained, it has been difficult to mix recently, the mushroom sect is too arrogant, everything has to be managed, and there are many demons.

Is this to gather the Mushroom Sect and set up the banner of Monkey King?

The Taoist priests were very worried, so simply, before the demon clan became powerful, gather the world's masters to eliminate the demons and defend the Dao.

Good idea!

Hundreds of Taoist monks formed a group to kill the mushroom paradise.

In the distance, I saw the monsters of the mushroom paradise pouring out of the nest and heading straight into the distance.

The Taoist monk decided to secretly follow to see what was going on.

"Is this guy who killed your master?" Yue Lingshan pointed to Pudu Cihang and asked a certain flower demon.

The flower demon cried, it was him, who ate the flesh of my master, and there was only one skin left.

Pudu Cihang sneered, so many monsters, just let me surpass you.

Pudu Cihang began to chant the mantra.

Pudu Cihang hangs.

Yue Lingshan severely criticized Grandma Shu, there are still people who dare to offend our Mushroom Sect, this is your dereliction of duty!

Grandma Tree was crying, I couldn't beat him, those big monsters didn't take us seriously at all.

Yue Lingshan was furious, make a list, I will go and cut down all the big monsters who dare to provoke the Mushroom Sect.

In the distance, the Taoist monk group decided to retreat temporarily and consider the long term.

That Pudu Cihang was already very powerful, definitely more than any of them, and he was killed like an ant by Yue Lingshan. It is estimated that crushing them all is just a few more finger presses.

The Taoist monk group believes that although the mushroom sect is very arrogant, it is basically a hoe to help the weak and uphold justice, although the clothing is a little weird, but you can't think that it is a demon because other people's clothes are weird, you have to listen to its words and watch its deeds.

The Mushroom Sect got rid of Pudu Cihang and saved the important ministers of the court and even the emperor and empress, and the credit was great.

The Emperor decided to summon Grandma Shu, the leader of the Mushroom Sect.

Yue Lingshan is very serious, if you go to see the emperor with your appearance and voice, maybe you will ruin the reputation of our Mushroom Sect, no, give me a transformation immediately!

Change, change, change!

Grandma Tree turned into an 18-year-old beautiful woman.

The emperor asked, "What reward do you want?"

Grandma Shu honestly replied according to Yue Lingshan's script, this religion only wants to educate the people, protect the people of the world, make the country and the country stable, and the people are safe.

The emperor and empress were very satisfied, and the prince and the princess were even more satisfied.

Sister Sect Master, I also want to wear a mushroom suit.

No problem, come to my mushroom paradise to play when you have time.

Since then, the mushroom religion has become a formal religion, and it has resounded all over the world with its teachings and mutual help.

The demons and monsters under the mushroom sect soon exceeded tens of thousands.

"Boss, I feel like my mana has increased." A certain monster is overjoyed.

Yue Lingshan nodded, of course, as long as you do good deeds and are believed in, you will naturally have a steady stream of faith merits to help you improve your mana. Remember, continue to practice the fifth cheats of Tianzi, a plant demon like you is the most suitable for this exercise.

Faith boosts mana? Of course not.

The power of faith is indeed powerful, but this world is not a world where faith becomes a god.

The fact that these monsters were able to continuously improve their mana was entirely the reason for the cultivation secrets that Yue Lingshan had imparted.

Through the various experiences accumulated over tens of thousands of years, Yue Lingshan has constantly modified the cultivation methods of the demon clan through tens of thousands of monsters, and has explored several cultivation methods for monsters of different races.

Demons have demon cultivation, people have cultivators, different bodies, different needs, different purposes, and there has never been exactly the same way of cultivating.

The prestige of the mushroom religion is too great, and the benefits can be seen and touched, neither as ethereal as Buddhism, nor as small as Taoism, the mushroom religion quickly occupied most of the religious believers in the world.

On the street, I began to see believers wearing mushroom costumes and swaggering through the market, shopping for groceries.

Believers generally say that the red, red, green and green colorful mushroom costumes are much more beautiful than Hanfu, not only rich in color and easy to wear, but more importantly, regardless of men, women and children, wearing mushroom costumes, are particularly beautiful. Also, you don't need to bring an umbrella when you go out on a rainy day.

Since I wore a mushroom costume, I am not afraid of thieves when I walk on the street, and whoever dares to provoke the mushroom sect will be eaten by monsters, and no one else knows?

A mushroom suit was hung at the door of the room, and all evil was warded off.

"Come, come and kowtow to the mushroom god, and if someone throws a frog at your desk in the future, you will immediately ignite this cloud-piercing arrow." An old lady seriously taught her grandson that we are blessed by the mushroom god and are not afraid.

Sun Tzu asked, what if he was also a follower of the mushroom god?

It's okay, the mushroom god is very fair, whoever does bad things will be punished, whether it is a believer or not, remember, you must not do bad things, otherwise the mushroom god will also punish you.

Seeing that the mushroom sect is booming, some cultivators are groaning, is it really so powerful for incense to become a god? No wonder Yue Lingshan was so ferocious.

"Boss Yue, we also want to join the Mushroom Sect." A certain Taoist priest led dozens of disciples and asked Yue Lingshan seriously. Since there is no class in teaching, why can't Taoists join the mushroom sect?

Yue Lingshan nodded, it's totally okay.

Grandma Shu, the leader of the Mushroom Sect, was very busy, and just now an old lady lit the Cloud Piercing Arrow and ran over to take a look, it turned out that the kitten had climbed the tree.

I really want to beat this old woman.

Yue Lingshan comforted, don't worry, this is the process, the process is always difficult, but the ending must be beautiful.

"Master, this is a new youkai." A certain female ghost said with a rabbit demon.

The fox demon is working hard, and the sect leader is good.

Grandma Shu waved her hand, don't, I'll hang a name, our boss is the sword flash, the head of the person is on the ground, the god blocks the killing gods, the Buddha blocks the killing Buddha, the murderous aura is overwhelming, the magic power is boundless, the universe is invincible, the super beautiful, the world's first Huashan faction master sister Yue Lingshan.

The female ghost looked at Grandma Shu with pity, and the boss's nickname changed again?

This means that Grandma Shu was beaten up again by the wrong nickname today. The female ghost reminded herself that she must not get close to Boss Yue these days, otherwise she would be the one who was beaten.

If you call the wrong senior sister Yue's nickname, you will be beaten, this is an iron law. However, Senior Sister Yue's nickname will always be wrong, and this shameless Senior Sister Yue doesn't remember her own nickname at all every few days, and then makes up a new nickname on the spot!

By the way, that Ning Caichen is here again.

Grandma Tree is angry, drive him out!

There is a deep-seated reason for Grandma Shu's anger.

Since Ning Caichen finally figured out that Xiao Qian did not follow the ash altar, he came to the mushroom paradise to find Xiao Qian, and the 18-year-old grandmother Shu remembered her old friend back then, so she naturally received it in person. The two sides complained about the misfortune of life, and over time, they slowly gave birth to the same disease and sympathy, the end of the world, the same boat, the same bed...... Ahem...... feelings.

Xiaoqian? Who is it, is there a tree grandma beautiful? Grandma Youshu values him and treats him as a treasure, thinking that he is the kindest and most loyal person in the world? Ning Caichen, who has no fame, no talent, no land, no house, no carriage, no jewelry, no silver, no silk, only kindness, loyalty, and infatuation, finally met Grandma Shu, who has money, a house, a car, a spell, a young and beautiful appearance, and has lived a happy and harmonious life since then.

However, the good times were short-lived.

Someday.

Ning Caichen looked at Grandma Shu obsessively: "You have lost weight." ”

Grandma Shu was shy: "You have also lost weight." ”

Ning Caichen: "I painted a picture. ”

Grandma Tree looks at the painting shyly.

Yan Chixia rushed in: "Ning Caichen, you're right about me!" ”

Look at the same mandarin duck playing in Yan Chixia's hand, look at the panicked Ning Caichen, Grandma Shu is enlightened.

"Listen to me, Grandma." Ning Caichen cried, Yan Chixia and I are just a little bit of affection in loneliness, you are my true love.

Since then, Grandma Shu no longer believes in any honest, kind, innocent, innocent, talentless and wealthless men, people say that men become bad when they are rich, and if they say a word, men become bad when they have no money. The more phoenix men, the less experienced men are, the more they can't resist temptation, and the more they can deteriorate at any time.

"Boss, why am I so miserable?" Grandma Tree cried.

Crying hair, there are so many men in the world, you can pick and choose at will, as long as you don't think stupidly, poor (hanging) silk must be true love, and your happiness is ahead.

A few years later, under the decision of Grandma Shu, Ning Caichen and Yan Chixia finally lived happily together.

The heavens and the earth roared, and the wind surged.

Yue Lingshan is alert, Nima, this plane is hairy!

PIU！

The inscription on the tablet of all the mushroom gods worshiped in the world has become "Plane Stirring Stick".

What do you mean?

Is this the real name of the mushroom god? Completely incomprehensible.

Yue Lingshan calmly said to Grandma Shu, you are the leader of the Mushroom Sect, so what is enshrined is your tablet, this is because you have moved the heavens and the earth and given you a new god position. From now on, you will be the great god of the-stirring stick of the plane.

Grandma Shu is overjoyed and recognized by heaven and earth, which is really amazing. But why is the name so weird?

Ah, this is the pronunciation of the Western Regions script, which translates to the meaning of the mushroom god.