L011◇The protagonist who has never attended the magic academy is not a good protagonist

Ah ♂, another few days off.

Lin Xiaoxu, who had nothing to do, went to swipe the order again, and the resident adventurers of the Mage Country, who had been happy for less than two days, secretly complained again, daring to complain angrily that the Rising Sun Rose had robbed them of their jobs; But those who placed orders were very happy, because the task completion efficiency in the last month was very high, and even those tasks that were not very pleasing in previous years and might be hung up for a year have been solved a lot at once.

April 6 is the first day of school.

A certain hedonistic patriarch who was fed up with rigid education 10,000 years ago waved his hand when the institute was established, directly canceled boring official activities such as the opening ceremony, and established a series of self-help activities such as the academy festival and the ghost night festival...... Ahem, ahem, ahem, far away.

In short, in this unique college with good reason to set its own rules, the cumbersome entrance ceremony has been abolished. There is no one to organize students to give speeches on stage, and there is no stinking and long speech to waste their lives, everything is very free, just to attend the lecture at the specified time.

Lin Xiaoxu just found an open lecture hall in the annual activity area of the teaching building and sat down according to the instructions of the senior, and within ten minutes, the originally empty lecture hall was already full. Looking around, there were about 120 people coming, and in this lecture hall, which only had 100 fixed places, there were still more than 20 people standing at the edge of the classroom, trying not to disturb others.

After a while, a blue-robed mage stepped onto the podium, and he wrote the words "House Rules" on the blackboard behind him, and talked about a lot of college rules and introductions in the academy. Lin Xiaoxu almost fell asleep when he heard this, and finally summed up seven or eight key points:

First, it is forbidden to leave the hospital without permission.

Second, it is forbidden to fight privately (personal grievances should be resolved at the challenge platform).

Third, it is forbidden to damage public property.

Fourth, it is forbidden to steal the work of others (plagiarism, etc.).

Fifth, it is forbidden to enter the non-open area without permission.

Sixth, we must pay tribute to Levitra Daystar.

Seventh, the final interpretation of the above provisions belongs to the college.

Eighth...... Well, it doesn't seem like there's an eighth.

After finishing speaking, the blue-robed mage took the students to visit the academy, on the grounds that the academy was too big, so that the students could familiarize themselves with the academy first, so that they wouldn't find the place they were going to at that time. The students also accepted this statement with a lot of face, but why did Lin Xiaoxu think that this blue-robed mage was more like he was looking for a reason to sneak out to play because he was running away from work......?

Then the blue robe actively took the students to visit a circle of places where the annual students can go, that is, the range of activities of the annual students.

"The teaching building we came out of is a large lecture hall, where public classes, important announcements or meetings are usually held."

At this time, a student jumped out and asked, "I see that there is only one floor on the ground here, and there are only 100 seats in the lecture hall. ”

"Good question, what's your name?" The blue robe asked.

The student replied, "Chili Sigar Fa." ”

"Oh, the Fa family......" The blue robe showed a meaningful expression.

The student was a little excited: "Mentor, do you know us?" ”

The blue robe instantly turned cold: "I don't know." ”

Lin Xiaoxu felt that the whole person of the "Fa family" was overwhelmed by the cold wind.

Out of nowhere, the blue robe took out a folder as a whip, slapped it on Qi Li's head, and said, "This is a very stupid question. If you have enough magic knowledge, then you should know the power and magic of space magic, and you should know that the academy is the only magic school in the whole continent, and most of the buildings are customized with Sumeru space. I really don't know how you got in. ”

After saying that, the blue robe faced all the students and said, "It's best not to let me hear such stupid questions in the future." You are stupid, it doesn't mean that the patriarchs of 10,000 years ago were stupid, they solved everything you could think of, and they solved almost everything you didn't expect. The rest of the problem is our work, and it is not something that you little hairy people who don't know all about magic theory can meddle in. Also, even if you don't understand this kind of question, don't ask me, just ask someone else. Do/you/understand? ”

Frightened by the aura of the blue robe, many students shrank their necks, nodded like bartenders, and shook the jar up and down.

In the rest of the trip, the atmosphere became harmonious. The blue robe took everyone to visit the dormitory, other teaching buildings, independent experimental bases, actual combat training grounds, group activity areas in the hospital, parks, medical areas, banks, natural scene simulation areas, and elemental plane simulation areas...... There are also fast business districts and challenge platforms that will be indispensable in the future.

Of course, there will be no shortage of problems in a harmonious atmosphere -

"Mentor, I haven't asked you what your name is, which family are you from?"

"Huh? Oh, I forgot to introduce myself to you, my name is Van Lido. Have you heard of the Lido family? It's the royal family of the small country called 'Maruri' next to the City of Mages. ”

The boys and girls shuddered, although Maru Erri is a small country, but it is a terrestrial country where the famous demon is a royal family! But they still stubbornly asked, "Then what kind of magic did the Brahman master learn?" ”

"Me? I'm a little-known ice mage, and I'm a half-puppeteer and necromancer. ”

The boys and girls had goosebumps when they heard the puppeteer and the necromancer, and they continued to ask, "How old is the Venerable Master this year?" How many years older than us? But the magic seems to be very deep and knowledgeable. ”

"Me? This body is about 29 years old, right? But the soul is already very vicissitudes, probably seven or eight hundred years old. ”

When the teenagers and girls heard that they were seven or eight hundred years old, their livers trembled, and then they used the final death nirvana with a disgraceful face: "Does the Venerable Master have a girlfriend?" ”

"I don't have a girlfriend, but I have a boyfriend who has been dead for three hundred years, and his body is still asleep in front of my bed."

When the teenagers and girls heard their boyfriends, three hundred years, corpses, in front of the bed, and when they were asleep, their whole bodies trembled, and they cried unconsciously in their hearts: Mom! This mentor is terrible!! Could it be that this academy is full of such terrible people?! I don't want to learn magic, I'm going home!!

Probably only a very small number of students noticed the sneer on the corner of Fan's mouth.

After a morning of shopping, the first-year students could visit almost all the places they could visit, and the last stop for the students was the cafeteria, which was a big surprise for every student who didn't eat breakfast.

Unlike the canteens in other places, which feel like they are linked to unpalatable and dark cuisine, the canteen of the Academy of Magic employs one of the best chefs in the mainland to make dishes for the people of the academy.

Yes, the premise is that you can eat.

Many students who are eager to try the sample dish after discovering the price are more wilting than frosted eggplant, and an egg fried rice costs two gold coins, and the talented teenagers from the poor countryside can't afford to hurt it! They used to eat only 10 coppers in their hometown, okay?

(Note: 1,000 Copper Coins = 10 Silver Coins = 1 Gold Coins, 1 Crystal Coins≈ 500 Gold Coins, 1 Day Coins≈ 10,000 Gold Coins, 1 Day Crystal Coin ≈∞.) )

Under normal circumstances, the poor people calculate their expenses in copper coins, while the people in the capital of rich countries calculate their expenses in silver coins. However, in the eyes of adventurers and other wanderers, only gold coins are the common currency of the mainland, and the other currencies are calculated according to the local exchange rate; In the transactions of wealthy merchants, nobles, and royal families, crystal coins are the currency that best represents the value of status; Celestial coin is a currency designed for the strong, but few strong people will use celestial coin as currency, but compared to currency, celestial coin is more like an identity card; In the eyes of those who have heard of it, the Celestial Crystal Coin is a priceless antique, but because it is so rare, its value and historical relics are still unknown.

Lin Xiaoxu calmly looked at the group of poor students who "I see pity" piling together to draw circles in the corner and grow mushrooms, and decided to take out her bank card to show off her wealth. It's just that Lin Xiaoxu's card just took out his purse, and before he could say anything, screaming words came from a distance, resounding through the cafeteria.

"Brahman-Li-Duo——!! You're sneaking out to play again! Don't think you can escape the palm of our hand!! ”

When the blue robe heard this ghostly voice, her colorless expression suddenly became as funny as the cowardly expression Emperor Husky, Lin Xiaoxu's eyes widened, she had never seen such a distinctive expression appear on a humanoid face.

The source of the sound appeared in the forest path in the distance, it was a giant ╮ ( ̄3 ̄)╭ breasts with golden wavy curls and orange vertical pupils, but now it seems that she has been forced to lose her image.

"I was wrong, I'll go back now!"

"It's late——! Get back to work for me, you are not allowed to do anything until you finish your work, and you will wait to be punished when you are done! ”

"Can't you eat and go to the toilet!"

"Yes, no!"

The voices of Tutor Fan and Tutor Beauty became farther and farther away, leaving a group of students racking their brains to solve lunch and Lin Xiaoxu staying in place speechless.

After a while, Lin Xiaoxu suddenly reacted:

…… Did you really guess right?!