Chapter 441: I'm doing a good deed
"Where are we going now?" Although it was only a short time together, Fang Yuyan had already discovered that she had no way to influence Lin Fei's actions at all, rather than this, it was better to completely listen to his arrangement, she was here to be a passive tour guide this time.
"Didn't you say you were going to the Statue of Liberty, why can't you go?" Lin Fei said with a puzzled expression, "Or you don't know where Lady Liberty is?" ”
"Don't you know what's going on out there now, I think at this time we should not be idle and look for trouble, just do our own thing." Fang Yuyan looked at Lin Fei with a little headache and said, "Now many intersections are under martial law, and because of the diarrhea this time, it is estimated that it will be a little difficult to go out and play this time." ”
"What, that's not going to work." Lin Fei's eyes widened, and he looked incredulous, "Isn't it just a diarrhea, as for being so excited, day by day." ”
"That's why I do it because I have diarrhea." Fang Yuyan said a little speechlessly, the cause of the disease cannot be investigated at all now, the medical system of the entire Star Kingdom is being challenged, and demonstrations have begun to break out in various places.
We pay our taxes, is this what we get, what the hell are you doing, eating dry food, a bunch of bastards.
The president personally ordered that the matter must be resolved, otherwise everyone will be held accountable, but the doctors racked their brains and did not figure out what caused this.
All the tests have been done, and all the tests are normal, but the patient just has diarrhea, what is the reason for this?
Not only that, some people started to fire guns about such a thing, saying that it was a plague, and some also said that it was a biological virus, anyway, now the official of the Star Kingdom can't give a clear answer, which is a rather painful thing.
At the same time, the news came out that people in the whole Star Kingdom were excited, a person from the East could treat this thing with magical medical skills, and a video was posted on the Internet, and suddenly the entire Star Kingdom became excited, looking for the whereabouts of this master everywhere.
"Find me, find me, can you find me?" Looking at himself on this TV, Lin Fei said with a smile, "It seems that this time these family backgrounds know how powerful I am, let's see if they dare to be so sassy next time." ”
"Okay, I'm glad you put on makeup, otherwise it wouldn't be easy." Fang Yuyan said with a smile, "But you are also invisibly promoting traditional Chinese medicine, which is also a great achievement, it seems that everyone will thank you." ”
"Promoting traditional Chinese medicine, this can be counted." Lin Fei thought about it and said out loud. "Speaking of which, I still have to find a time to go to South Korea for a walk, all day long saying that they are authentic Chinese medicine, as if everything in the world is their own, which makes me very unhappy, I want to come to the door this time to challenge, I want to let them know that I am good, don't think that you think you are invincible in the world when you learn a little fur, when the time comes, you will go with me, your translation is still good."
"I don't speak Korean." Fang Yuyan said angrily, "Don't talk about this, since you can't go out, we ......."
"What, I have something to do." Lin Fei said with a smile, "Didn't you say here that Asian carp are overflowing, let's find a place to catch fish to eat, and see what the fish caught in the water and soil of foreign countries tastes like." ”
This is a more gratifying scene that Lin Fei saw, carp is a disaster, your grandfather's, carp is so delicious, why don't you guys know how to enjoy it, eat fish to replenish your brains, no wonder you have such brainless people here, it turns out that they all came out like this.
Don't eat fish and have no brains?
I don't know if the people of the Star Kingdom will have an urge to kill people after knowing what Lin Fei is thinking in his heart at this moment, is this necessary to be related to eating fish?
Fang Yuyan thought for a while, and directly agreed with Lin Fei's attention, this guy may not see something unpleasant and go crazy on the spot, but now he shows his true face, he can't be recognized, otherwise he will be picked when the time comes to pass the customs.
Renting a car, Fang Yuyan followed the instructions on the map and took Lin Fei to the mountainous area not too far from New York City, but there was no hustle and bustle of the city here, and there was silence everywhere.
"Can't you see that the environment here is still pretty good?" Lin Fei took a deep breath of air and said with a smile, "It's worse than where I live." ”
"The overall environment here is much better than in our country." Fang Yuyan also had to admit this fact, the environment here is indeed good.
"Well, if they have the same population here as we do, you can see again." Regarding Fang Yuyan's words, Lin Fei sneered and said, "This is the advantage of fewer people, the place is big, and people are a kind of social animal, you have also seen it, although New York is good, isn't there that kind of dirty and messy place, just because there are few people here, it seems." ”
"If we have the same population here as theirs, do you think we are worse than here?"
Fang Yuyan really doesn't know what to say, the fact is true, if the population of the two countries is equal, then it's really hard to say, the population of the two provinces is on top of the population of this country, which is indeed a bit scary.
"So, here's what it looks like." Lin Fei smiled and said, "Forget it, let's see if there are fish in the river, I heard that there are a lot of good things here, I heard that there are bears and wild boars, do you think we will meet them." ”
"I don't know about that, but I hope we don't run into these beasts." Fang Yuyan said a little worriedly, if such a beast really appeared, they would have to fight those behemoths with their bare hands, and there was not much chance of winning.
"Why not." Lin Fei said a little suspiciously, "I've seen it all in the animal world, wild boars, dogs and bears are rampant here, it's okay to kill and eat meat, if we can meet one, it's also a very good thing to kill and eat meat, do you think, I've only heard of bear paws, but I haven't eaten them, it should be delicious." ”
"Catch your fish, don't think about these useless things." Fang Yuyan said angrily, why is this guy just a chatter, it stands to reason that such a high level of kung fu should be a bit of a master's cultivation, but this guy is completely like a ruffian, you see that I am not happy, I will beat you, you trouble me, I will beat you, it's that simple.
Lin Fei pursed his lips and didn't say anything, what kind of woman is this, I kindly invited you to eat, but you guy didn't appreciate it, and cursed you for not being able to marry.
kicked a stone at his feet into the water, and suddenly the water boiled, and the crackling fish jumped up one by one, and the whole river was called a lively, which made Lin Fei a little stunned.
Looking at so many big fish, Lin Fei naturally wouldn't be polite, treading water without a trace, and the flying general went out to catch a few and came back.
"Lend me the knife you have." Lin Fei looked at the few fish that were jumping around, turned his head to look at Fang Yuyan and said loudly, "We have something delicious today." ”
"How do you know I have a knife?" Fang Yuyan looked at Lin Fei in surprise and said, this is his secret, most people don't know it, how can this guy know.
"The left ankle is obviously thicker than the right one, and the eldest sister, there is nothing wrong with my eyes, I can see that you have something there, but don't tell me that you have breasts there." Lin Fei said angrily.
Fang Yuyan was angry, she had such small breasts, damn it.
Shan still obediently took out a sharp blade and handed it to Lin Fei.
"By the way, you go pick up some firewood and come over, let's grill the fish and eat." Lin Fei came to the river with a few fish, turned his head to look at Fang Yuyan, and said loudly. "There is labor to reap, otherwise there will be nothing for you to eat for a while."
Fang Yuyan suddenly felt as if she was a calling girl, she had to do everything by herself, was this guy a little too much.
Scaled, gutted, rinsed with water, Lin Fei folded a few branches on the book by the river to string the processed fish, and used a few large logs to support it, and then waited for Fang Yuyan to come back.
"Why did you go so long to pick up a piece of wood?" Ten minutes after Lin Fei finished dealing with it, Fang Yuyan came over with some branches, Lin Fei looked at Fang Yuyan a little unpleasantly and said.
"There's no one around, I walked a long way to get it." Fang Yuyan said a little unpleasantly, "Okay, hurry up, don't delay the time." ”
Lin Fei grabbed a lighter from the pocket of his clothes like a trick, "These gringos are so stupid, they don't even know if they lost something, such a good lighter is estimated to cost hundreds of yuan." ”
"You, you, you, you steal something?"
"It's not just stealing." Lin Fei lit a bonfire, put the fish on it and roasted it, and said with a smile, "The owner of the lighter is already in the advanced stage of lung cancer, but this guy is still smoking, I am saving his name, let this guy live a few more days, I am doing a good deed, let him take less sin before he dies, don't always think about me so bad, if my hand was a little focused last night, today it will not be an emergency in the hospital, but an emergency in the crematorium." ”
"What kind of fallacy are you?" Fang Yuyan was angry and said angrily, "You are just looking for a reason for yourself to do bad things, people like you are the most hateful." ”
"I've done something bad." Lin Fei said a little depressedly, "Smoking is harmful to health, this is something that the whole world knows, I am solving this guy's pleasure, do you know, I can't cure his disease, I can only make him suffer less." ”
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