Pervert cook Sanji
"Oh, that's a big fish."
"That's good."
"It's funny."
"Why do you want to make the restaurant look like a fish, this is a sea restaurant, not a seafood restaurant." Long Fei complained about the appearance of "Bharati".
At this time, a navy warship about the size of Merry sailed over, and when everyone was surprised, a man in a striped suit walked out: "Why haven't you seen this pirate flag, I'm the captain of the Navy Headquarters, Iron Fist Hobodi, hey, who is the captain, come out and answer." ”
Hearing that the other party pointed out that he was looking for the captain, Luffy walked out: "I'm Luffy." ”
"I'm Usopp." Usopp, who likes to be in the limelight, followed out.
Luffy glanced at Usopp who came out to steal the limelight with some dissatisfaction. "The Pirate Flag was only released the day before yesterday. ”
"I painted the pirate flag. Ah" As soon as Usopp finished speaking, he was slapped on the head by Long Fei and slapped him to the ground: "The other party is looking for the captain, you are a blocker to come out to steal the limelight, obediently, where can you stay for me." "Damn, you dare to brazenly come out and steal the captain's limelight, aren't you looking for death.
As a newcomer to the pirates, Luffy is now not famous, and Hopodi naturally has never heard of it, so he regarded the Straw Hats as a group of unknown people and ignored them, took his female companion to the restaurant, and ordered his men to sink the Merry. In the face of the flying cannonballs, Long Fei stretched out his hands, grabbed the guigan on the ship, grabbed the corner of the sheep's head on the other, and intercepted the cannonball like a slingshot flower, but the wooden board that grabbed the sheep's head broke off because it could not withstand the tension, causing the cannonball that originally bounced back to the navy warship to bombard the roof of the "Bharati" restaurant, blowing up a big hole.
Seeing this situation, Long Fei couldn't help but reach out and pat his head on the door, and said weakly: "Why does this idiot come out with an accident every time he does something." ”
Hearing Long Fei's complaint, Zoro and Nami were silent for a while, and then Qiqi sighed, obviously deeply touched by Luffy's unreliability. After a while, Luffy was taken away by the chef who came from the Bharati restaurant.
On the Merry, Johnny and Joseph are repairing the railing he destroyed, while the rest of the group are waiting for Luffy. "It's slow, Luffy. "Usopp
"yes." Nami.
"He's not going to stay there for a month."
"They all told him directly that it was not long before the navy did it, and he lost so honestly."
"Speaking of which, this can be regarded as an advantage of Luffy, dare to act. Of course, you can also understand that with Luffy's near-negative IQ, he has no ability to organize lies at all. At this time, Long Fei walked over and said. Well, it's not a problem to wait here all the time, anyway, it's noon, since you're in Bharati, let's go in and taste the cooking skills of the chefs here. ”
"Do you have a treat?" x3
"I'm in for a treat, okay."
"Oh, that's great, let's get over there." Usopp
Long Fei pushed open the door of Bharati's restaurant and found that the atmosphere in the restaurant was not very harmonious, a table was overturned, wine and food were scattered on the floor, and there were two people who caused the discordant atmosphere. A navy with short cherry hair and a striped suit fixed his eyes, yo, isn't this the captain of the Navy who ordered the sinking of the Merry just now, Ironfist Hobodi, is now falling to the ground with an embarrassed face. The other has blonde hair, curly eyebrows, and wears a black suit and leather shoes. Long Fei recognized this as the future chef of his ship, the pervert Shanji. Seeing that there was excitement to see, Long Fei and the others did not rush in, but stopped aside.
"What kind of restaurant is this? How can such a restaurant dare to continue to exist for guests, I want to return it, I want to destroy this restaurant, I will contact the government immediately, I will completely destroy this restaurant. Hopodi, sitting on the floor, threatened to destroy the restaurant, not seeing the increasingly angry face of Sooka Keshi.
Alas, if you don't die, you won't die, Long Fei can't understand how Huo Bodi became a captain of the Navy headquarters, and he doesn't even have the slightest self-knowledge. Knowing that there is a huge disparity in strength between the two sides, they still dare to threaten others in person, isn't this forcing the other party to kill people.
"Then I'll get rid of you here completely." Sure enough, after hearing Hobodi's words about destroying Bharati, Sanji instantly went over and destroyed Hopodi humanely on the spot, only to be dragged to death by several other chefs. Suddenly, a hole breaks in the ceiling, and two people fall, one of whom is Luffy, and the other is "Tetsuo Redfoot", the head chef of Bharati's restaurant. Then the two quarreled.
"Damn, you actually broke the ceiling of my restaurant, it's your fault, stinky boy." Tetsuo looked at the broken ceiling
"You broke it yourself, old man." Luffy, who heard Tetsuo push the responsibility on himself, was reversed, and then the two stared at each other with wide eyes.
"Hey, boss, take care of Sanji." The chef who was desperately stopping Sanji from asking his boss for help. The two men who heard this turned their heads at the same time.
"Hey, Sanji, you're messing around in the restaurant again, do you want to destroy my restaurant?" After saying that, he kicked Sanji in the face. Seeing Sanji being taught by Tetsuo, Hobodi showed a gloating expression, but he was not happy for long before he was also kicked to the ground by Tetsuo.
"What the hell is this restaurant doing, even the owner is this kind of ghostly virtue, it's like a pirate ship." Hobodi got up and said secretly. In fact, Hobodi was right, although this restaurant is not a pirate ship, but from the captain to the chef, they have been pirates, so they have another name "battle chef". While Hopodi was thinking, a Navy soldier ran in to report to him that the pirate Klick's men, whom they had captured a few days earlier, had fled. The sailor was then knocked down by a shot from someone who appeared behind him. The person who came was the pirate Klick's subordinate who was caught and escaped by the navy, Ah Jin. Ah Jin ignored the crowd in the restaurant, walked straight to the seat and sat down, "Everything is fine, hurry up and serve the food." This is the restaurant. Hearing Ah Jin's words, with the concept that the guest is God (provided that you have to be rich), Paddy walked over enthusiastically to greet Ah Jin, but when he knew that Ah Jin had no money, Paddy, who had just changed his smile, instantly turned his face and punched Ah Jin, who was pointing a gun at him, to the ground, "Since you can't pay, then you are not a guest, and the guest who has no money will get out of me." Then he threw Ah Jing out of the restaurant.
"Alright, it's over, let's go inside." Long Fei and the four walked into the restaurant. "I'm in for a treat, so let's order whatever you want to eat."
"Then we're welcome." Long Fei was generous, and the rest of the people didn't politely pick up the recipe and order the dishes with Long Fei, after all, it was already noon, and everyone was already hungry. Nami poured a glass of red wine and put it in front of Long Fei, Long Fei looked at the red wine in front of him and said, "Nami, I don't know how to drink." "This is true, after all, the three precepts of ninja include the one of abstaining from alcohol, and Long Fei doesn't like the feeling of getting drunk in his previous life or in this life." It's okay to pull, this kind of red wine has a very low content, similar to ale, and you don't drink it alone. With that, Usopp and Zoro poured themselves another glass. Nami picked up her glass and said to Long Fei; "Let's celebrate our first dinner party (maybe the last time)" a hint of gloom flashed in his eyes. But this gloom has not been able to hide Long Fei, who has been staring at Nami. "Are you leaving, I'm sorry, Nami, I have the ability to easily eradicate Aaron and save you from getting hurt again, but I can't. Please forgive me for being selfish. Long Fei lifted it up and said, "Okay, let's toast to our first dinner." After saying that, the four quilts touched together.
Soon, the four people who were dining saw Luffy who was kicked out of the kitchen because he was helping out in the kitchen but helping more and more.
"Hey, the odds." Nami
"I heard you're going to be working here for a year." Usopp
"Are we going to change the pirate flag again?" Zoro
"Or we'll pick you up in a year." Long Fei
"Since you're eating so much delicious food while I'm away, it's too much." Luffy roared.
"Why, this is our freedom." Zoro
Hearing Zoro's words, Luffy, who wanted to take revenge on Zoro, took advantage of his inattention and secretly picked out a boogie and put it in Zoro's cup. Seeing Luffy's movements, the three of them couldn't hold back a smile and didn't remind Zoro. Zoro picked up the cup as if he didn't know anything and was about to put it to his lips when he suddenly stood up and poured all the juice in the cup into Luffy's mouth, "You can drink this cup yourself." Luffy fell to the ground with his hands around his neck, crying out for a stomachache. Seeing this, Long Fei and the three of them, who had been holding back for a long time, suddenly couldn't help laughing out loud anymore. The movement here naturally aroused the ideas and dissatisfaction of the other guests, and also attracted a wolf.
Nami, who was laughing profusely, suddenly saw the curly eyebrows of Captain Hopodi, who had taught Captain Hopodi before, and the sous chef appeared in front of her with a red rose. "Ah, the sea, thank you for bringing us together. Ah, love, just laugh at me, a person who can't bear the torture, as long as I can be with you, whether it's a pirate or a demon, I'm ready now (didn't you say you have a reason to fly here, why did you apostatize so quickly). After saying that, she looked at Nami with red eyes.
Listening to Sanji's confession, Long Fei's four heads were black lines one by one. "Why do I feel goosebumps falling all over the place." Long Fei said.
This was Shangji, who was originally half-kneeling on the ground, stood up and said in a slightly regretful tone: "But this is really sad, there is such a big obstacle between us. ”
"I'll be the obstacle you said, Sanji." As soon as Sanji's words fell, Tetsuo's voice sounded behind him. "This is also a good opportunity, so you can just go with them and become a pirate. This store doesn't need you anymore. ”
"Hey stinky old man, no matter what you say, no matter how much you force me to leave, I'll stay here and be a cook. Until you die. ”
"If you want me to die, it's too early, I can live for 100 years." After saying that, Tetsuo turned to leave. Sanji re-cleaned the overturned table, gave Nami a glass of juice as an apology, and promised Nami that everything she eats and drinks is free under Nami's seduction, of course, this treatment is only limited to Nami, and they still have to pay for Long Fei.
At this moment, in a place that no one could see, a huge pirate ship was slowly approaching the "Bharati" restaurant.