Chapter 547: Dog Blood, Dog Blood Again
Chapter 547 Dog Blood, Dog Blood Again
Splendid Village, there are many happy events and bloody things. Aunt Caiyun and her ex-husband got married on the same day.
Wu Xiao was still holding the endless sugarcane in her hand, listening to Song Chunhua's words, it was completely the rhythm of laughter.
"Ouch, Aunt Caiyun is so beautiful." Su Qiaoyu walked over from the side of the village road, and said with a smile that her hand was still pointing to the village.
Wu Xiao stopped laughing, followed Su Qiaoyu's hand and looked at the village, and suddenly slapped her thighs with laughter.
Dear mother! This village aunt, who has already seen her body, is still wearing a red cheongsam. Followed by Burst Teeth, he walked towards the hut, and when he met someone, he also stopped talking to someone, obviously starting to treat people.
Wu Xiao's smile also made Song Chunhua come out of the thatched hut, look at Aunt Caiyun, and immediately raise her hand to cover her mouth.
Su Qiaoyu also smiled with a pair of dimples very deeply, and looked at Aunt Caiyun walking behind Aunt Caiyun, as if he was going to marry a wife, and Aunt Caiyun was his mother and took him to a treat.
"Bursting teeth doesn't seem to be very pleasant." Wu Xiao said with a smile and began to gnaw on sugarcane again.
Li Xianghong also came over, smiled and "cut" before saying: "He can be cool, a young man in his twenties, he was trapped by an old lady in his fifties, if it was you, can you be cool?" ”
Li Xianghong's words suddenly made several people on the side of the thatched hut laugh with their hands on their stomachs.
Wu Xiao couldn't gnaw on the sugarcane, threw down the sugarcane, and looked at the old lady and the guy with a pair of living treasures while laughing.
"Let's go, please Wu Xiao?" Aunt Caiyun said a few words to Aunt Cuihua, walked a few steps to the hut, and shouted at the bursting teeth who were still standing.
O Nima! When the village aunt announced that he had it, he had the idea of dying every day, and now he asked him to invite Wu Xiao. Look at the people on both sides of the road, they are all smiling, and he and Wu Xiao, but they haven't said hello when they meet on the road.
"Let's go!" Aunt Caiyun whispered, and her tone also revealed the majesty of her wife's strict control.
This village aunt is not afraid of bursting her teeth and disagreeing, this guy said several times that she didn't want to get married, but she fell into his arms, swayed left and right, and then coquettish. Then they put him down and sat on top of him, and after five or six minutes, the four guys with bright teeth immediately lost their temper.
"Wu Xiao, hehe, tomorrow, please eat and drink, and please sit in the first place." Aunt Caiyun hadn't reached the hut yet, and shouted at Wu Xiao from afar.
"Oh my God!" The mother with her teeth was walking from the vegetable field to the edge of the thatched hut, listening to her daughter-in-law who was a few years older than her, the voice, anyway, she bypassed and hurried to the village.
Wu Xiao shook his head with a smile: "I will definitely drink the wine, I don't dare to sit in the first place." According to the custom of the mountain village, this son is the groom's maternal uncle. Even if he doesn't have a maternal uncle, he has to sit with the elders in the village. ”
"Well, by then, all of you on the board will be there." After Aunt Caiyun finished speaking, she raised her eyes and aimed at the teeth, this guy only had four teeth moving, and he couldn't let out a fart.
The three beautiful directors are missing a sister-in-law Qiulan, all of whom pursed their mouths, but they didn't dare to speak, for fear of laughing. Look at the appearance of bursting teeth, it's completely unwanted.
"Burst teeth, congratulations, I wish you an early birth to a precious son." Wu Xiao didn't care about the previous suspicions, and congratulated this guy sincerely.
"Ouch! Thank you! "Aunt Caiyun likes people to say this the most, because the burst teeth have been upgraded to the child's father, and she is looking forward to giving birth to a noble son.
Bursting Tooth laughed so much that his face was more vicissitudes than the hillside, but he couldn't laugh out loud. I'm also thinking to myself, what the hell is my joy, he has the idea of running away from marriage.
"Hey, Wu Xiao!" Suddenly, at the entrance of the village, there was another uncle's voice greeting.
Wu Xiao's face turned to the entrance of the village, and he was suddenly stupid.
O God! Blood! Aunt Caiyun's ex-husband, followed by the thirties professional matchmaker. The man smiled so that the wrinkles on his face crisscrossed him, and the woman pursed her mouth, pretending to be down-to-earth and generous.
Aunt Caiyun has always been in front of her ex-husband's woman, trying to pose as if the old lady I am old, but the old tree is also beautiful.
Bursting teeth faced this uncle, the four teeth were very bright, but his eyes were always looking at the matchmaker. His mother's way of life is completely misplaced, it should be right for him to marry this matchmaker.
"Chairman Wu, yo! Sister Qiulan, please ......" That professional matchmaker's wife, whose mouth is Lisuo, started from the entrance of the village, and said it endlessly before arriving at the thatched hut.
Sister-in-law Qiulan, who had just arrived, was already smiling so much that she didn't know which side the west was on. Look at this matchmaker's wife, she is also wearing a red cheongsam, but the slit is so big that she wants to shout to the sky.
"Hey, hey." The uncle walked to the hut and looked at the teeth, looking at it, and his face was refreshed. This brother dared to pick up the leak, he thanked him, the old one was replaced by the young one, this period of time, it was so cool that he got up twice in the middle of the night to sing a little song.
Dare to argue with my wife? Caiyun looked at this matchmaker's wife, who was also wearing a red cheongsam, standing in front of Wu Xiao, and her figure was indeed a little more beautiful than her. I feel quite uncomfortable, this old lady's body is straight again, she has it, and it has become a show-off.
"Hey, you say!" The uncle smoked a cigarette and said to the matchmaker's wife.
The woman smiled at Wu Xiaoyingying: "Chairman, I will be from Jinxiu Village in the future!" Thank you! Let Splendid Village be so rich. I'm very willing to marry him, I love him, I love him so much......"
My mom is a professional matchmaker. Wu Xiao praised one sincerely, and then interrupted her: "Don't gossip, say something." ”
"Yo! Tomorrow we will get married, and when the time comes, please have a wedding drink with the directors! The woman's voice was so delicate that she didn't even make a move to swallow her saliva after saying so many words.
"Hey, I'll ask for it first!" Aunt Caiyun was very unhappy, although she was wearing a cheongsam, but her hands were on her waist, and she looked very reasonable.
The matchmaker's chin lifted and pouted: "Yo, the first day I went to Jinxiu Village, when I saw Chairman Wu, I invited you!" ”
No, the four beautiful directors, who retreated to the hut first, were very musical.
"I used to invite too, but today is today!" Aunt Caiyun is not a fuel-efficient lamp, she is a matchmaker, and she still controls hundreds of millions of village cashiers.
This time it was lively, the village aunts and sisters-in-law all walked to the thatched hut, and most of them covered their mouths with their hands, of course they didn't want to laugh out loud.
Wu Xiao's head is also big, and it is not good for the two couples, before the marriage is concluded, the tragedy of who will enter the hospital will be deduced.
"Wait! So be it, I will drink all your favorite wines, but one will be tomorrow at noon, and the other will be tomorrow night. ”
As soon as Wu Xiaocai said, Li Xianghong also picked up: "It's the same as staggered peak electricity." ”
"Pounce!" Wu Xiao also laughed, this beauty can also make a new idea of staggered peak electricity.
"Okay, they're noon, we're evening." The matchmaker immediately agreed.
Aunt Caiyun was very unhappy: "We are at night, you are noon." ”
"Stop arguing, does it matter?" Wu Xiao asked loudly.
"It doesn't matter, tomorrow night is an auspicious time." The matchmaker said loudly again.
Wu Xiao's eyes looked at Aunt Celery, who was smiling happily, it was the responsibility of this old superstitious person, how could it be done like this.
"Don't you guys show up in the world, one old and one young, why are you doing such a grand ceremony." The matchmaker's wife also said to Aunt Caiyun.
This is terrible, when Aunt Caiyun heard this, her face turned to burst teeth, that is what it means that you are young and strong, hurry up and start the film.
"What?" Aunt Caiyun's ex-husband also shouted loudly, wanting to open the film, so he is not afraid of bursting teeth.
"Who do you say is old? He's not old, is he? Aunt Caiyun saw that she didn't have the courage to open the film, so she shouted at the woman.
"It doesn't matter how old he is, I will." The matchmaker's wife also came.
Aunt Caiyun looked at the bursting teeth, how did this immoral ghost lack virtue before, but now he is harmless to humans and animals.
No matter what, Aunt Caiyun is now fighting for face, and pointed her hand at the woman's nose: "He's so good, but I kicked it away, old lady!" ”
When a woman quarrels, if one party raises his hand, it will be quite easy to fight.
When it was chaotic, the matchmaker's wife also stretched her hand forward, regardless of whether the other person had it, and the two of them pinched up.
"Don't fight!" Song Chunhua saw that the big thing was not good, and hurriedly shouted and rushed to the side of the two.
Several beauties joined the ranks of persuasion, wanting to pull the two who were already red-eyed apart.
However, when the village woman pinched up, it was as fierce as two tigresses, and could the beauties be persuaded.
Wu Xiao looked at the matchmaker's wife, and she was also shocked. This mother-in-law not only has a mouth, but also has a good way to shoot, and obviously knows how to do it. If you give Aunt Caiyun a flirtatious leg, then the matter is really serious.
"Stop!" Wu Xiao shouted loudly, and a pair of thick eyebrows were also displayed.
Boy! The appearance of this buddy made the two women who pinched it up immediately stop.
"Let's go, tomorrow night, we're in for a treat!" Aunt Caiyun shouted at the bursting teeth.
"We're ready too!" Not to be outdone, the matchmaker's wife finished shouting, followed the uncle, and walked to the thatched hut they had just built.
The two sides of the fight are gone, but there is a laugh on the side of the hut.
Wu Xiao couldn't laugh, this thing, it looks funny, it's actually quite dangerous, if it's not good, the two couples will fight. Aunt Caiyun's ex-husband has the ambition to dare to kill the pig's knife.
"Don't laugh, you're all about your own business. This kind of thing, if it doesn't work well, someone has to go to the hospital. Wu Xiao said to the beauties who were still having fun.
These words also made the laughter suddenly stop, and the beauties were startled. Wu Xiao said, that's something that can happen very easily.
"What then?" Song Chunhua asked with a wink of Danfeng's eyes.
"You're busy with your business, let's discuss it." Wu Xiao said again, and then walked to the hut.
The beauties all walked to the entrance of the village, and the four beautiful directors all sat in the thatched hut with Wu Xiao.
"Things should not be underestimated, we have to ......"
Wu Xiao said a lot of things, in short, he wanted to let the two sides stop being bloody.
The four beauties were all sitting, and the four pairs of eyes were also looking at the buddies who were talking, and none of them spoke.
"Hey, I said so much, didn't you hear?" Wu Xiao looked at the expressions of the four beauties, and asked again with a somewhat blank look.
"Hey! I also want to get married. Li Xianghong sighed before saying.
Damn, just before the dog's blood was over, someone started to dog's blood. Wu Xiao looked at Li Xianghong, no need to do this.
"I also think, I haven't divorced yet, I'll leave tomorrow." Sister-in-law Qiulan also looked at Wu Xiao and said.
Song Chunhua slammed onto the bamboo shop, and whispered: "Aunt Caiyun, I'm so happy." ”
Of the four beauties, three of them sighed for a long time. Su Qiaoyu, who didn't make a sound, bit her mouth and looked at Wu Xiao with big eyes.
"Just, the three of us will marry him." Sister-in-law Qiulan suddenly said that although she also felt that her words were very bloody, she just wanted to say it.
Su Qiaoyu blinked her big eyes and looked innocent, which kind of me me.
"Damn! What do you say? Wu Xiao glared at the village sister-in-law.
"I do!" Li Xianghong sat up and said loudly.
Song Chunhua also sat up, but the beauty laughed "hee-hee".
"Cut, after drinking the wine, I'll go to a foreign country." Wu Xiao stood up and didn't tell them, the entire Jinxiu Village was full of dog blood.
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